Once upon a time there was a person named Hitler who went on an epic adventure across the Hoenn region. Many joined him and made suggestions along the way include the helpful tip of not evolving his Pokémon. But just as the story began to reach its climax he vanished and hasn't been seen since. Now I'm bored so I will take his place for now.
>Rules
>I will tell what number is needed to make a choice
>Dubs overrule a choice
>Trips can make me release something or create a temp rule
>Quads makes a permanent rule
nah
Bumping for interest.
>>27111718
Alright so am I a boy or a girl?
1,3,5 decides
>>I will tell what number is needed to make a choice
so...what number?
>>27111718
It's only been a couple days, and he said he had work. I mean, I don't mind starting this one, but w/e. Just so long as you can update us fairly often.
>>27111718
Alright alright
>>27111718
If quads
You cannot catch Pokemon untill next quads say you can.
And only if they say so,
>>27111757
gril
>>27111757
grill
>>27111757
Male
>>27111757
Grrl
>>27111757
Girl
>>27111757
boy
>>27111757
Girl
>>27111757
girl
>>27111757
female
>>27111757
Grill
>>27111777
fuck off
>>27111757
Tranny
>>27111777
TRIPFAG GOT TRIPS; CAN MAKE A RULE
>>27111757
grill
>>27111777
Double trips confirm
KEK
>>27111777
squandered
>>27111805
Sorry you won't get to play as a kawaii desu ne waifu :)))))))
>>27111777
And trips pick the worst choice. What color am I?
2,4,6 decides
>>27111825
Black
>>27111825
Black
>>27111825
Brown
>>27111825
darky
>>27111811
I can't make a rule after a post, that's not fair to everyone who doesn't use a trip.
>>27111825
Chocolate
>>27111825
Aryan
>>27111825
Nigger
>>27111825
Blacked
>>27111833
Dubs gets it, what's my name?
3,7,0 decides
>>27111836
You can make a rule because you have a way of identifying yourself so we know it's you
>>27111858
SuMo
>>27111858
Princess
>>27111858
Ted cruz
>>27111836
He does it again, the absolute madman.
If trips no Kanto mons in party til you get to lumoise.
>>27111858
Amour
>>27111858
DuneCoon
>>27111718
> But just as the story began to reach its climax he vanished and hasn't been seen since
What? It's only been two days since he last made a thread, and he explained that he had work yesterday but promised to make a thread today. Gonna join thread anyways for interest.
>>27111864
I don't agree with that, so I just won't. Thanks for trying to be my proponent, though.
>>27111858
Stalin. It's only fitting.
>>27111858
Aryan
>>27111880
Winner
>>27111911
DUBS OVERRULE
WINNER IS THE NEW NAME
>>27111884
I tried to tell him, but my post got buried. It's a fun time waster, either way.
>>27111911
Dubs confirm, we Zodiacfags now.
>>27111858
Lucio
>>27111924
This
>>27111880
Winner
>>27111858
dindu
>>27111941
>male
>brown
>Ted Cruz
this /vp/ plays is already dead. Abort now, OP
>>27111941
>In which Ted Cruz fails the presidential nominations and flees into his made up Pokemon world to finally be the champion of something
Alrigh new route what am I catching?
>>27111941
If trips Wonder trade the route 2 pokemon
If trips you release starter as soon as possible
>>27112000
Kek
>>27112000
theres no grass keep moving
>>27112000
Just go get your starter already, also wonder trade it
>>27112000
If trips you wt your starter
What's my nickname?
1,2,3 decides
>>27112042
T-meister
>>27112042
Quasimodo
>>27112042
Big T
>>27112042
Tiddy
>>27112042
Ratman
>>27112042
Ted
>>27112051
Alright
>>27112042
Big D
>>27112042
Mr ratburn
>>27112051
This makes it sound like Ted Cruz is trying to appeal to the youth without knowing what appeals to the youth
Starter time!
159
>>27112051
I like it.
>>27112115
Rolling for Froakie
>>27112115
Froakie
>>27112115
Cheshit
>>27112115
chespin
>>27112115
Froakie then wonder trade it
>>27112115
Chespin
>>27112115
Chespi
>>27112115
Firefox
Yo OP you should invest in a 3ds capture card and stream these
>>27112115
Chespin
>>27112121
Nickname?
3,7,0
>>27112115
Chespin
>>27112177
lil Cruz
>>27112177
Hitlerius
>>27112189
Rerollin'
>>27112177
Battletoad
>>27112177
Donald T
>>27111718
This brings me back to a wonderlocke I did a couple days back. By far, my best experience with a pokemon game.
>>27112177
Synchro
>>27112201
Roll
If trips wt it
>>27112189
roll
>>27112177
Screwed
>>27112189
Roll
>>27112190
Looks like I misspelled my get. Oh well.
>>27112190
You can't enter that
>>27112197
Second get wins
>>27112271
Aww, I figured as much, but I edited it at the last second. Oh well, works for me.
Now wonder trade it.
>>27112271
>Adventures of Ted Cruz and Lil Cruz
I love it
>>27112291
>He's trying to get the youth vote with his T-meister nickname and hip animal companion.
Wondertrade
if trips wonder trade it
if trips release Lil' Cruz at first chance
>>27112312
>Cruz synchros with greninja and turns into Mega Zodiac Killer
First catch what's it gonna be?
4,8,9
>>27112328
Agreed
>>27112333
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>27112204
That was very fun while it lasted anon
>>27112338
Blunderby.
>>27112332
kill me now
just take my life
>>27112338
Pidgey
>>27112333
HERE WE GO
>>27112338
Catch your first encounter and wt it
>>27112333
Fuck, will N be this runs antagonist?
>>27112333
Kek
>>27112338
Catch a Pidgey. This is now your starter.
>>27112338
>scatterbug
>>27112338
Pansear
If trips, you must have pidgey on your team at all times. It is now your starter.
OP go back and buy pokeballs
>>27112404
you tried
if trips fill your party on this route
>>27112419
I jumped the gun. I was planning on waiting til closer, but I hit "send" when I finished typing. Oh well.
If trips wt every pkmn you catch before the first gym badge
>>27112404
If trips you must wonder trade you mon til it's any gens starter
Wondertrade.
Wonder trade 2 times
>>27112444
Godly get, this is gonna be fun.
>>27112444
>>27112444
strap in boys this could be a while
Fun fact all Pokémon on route 2 have a 100% catch rate. Now what is it's nickname?
1,2,3
>>27112468
L8RBOIZ
>>27112468
Horatio
>>27112468
tho
>>27112468
Meat
>>27112483
Win
>>27112504
you fucked up op
>>27112504
You gotta wondertrade it now trips declared >>27112444
>>27112468
ZodiacKiller
Now I'm combining both trip gets.
>>27112504
>>27112524
I meant >>27112481
>>27112526
Although I guess it doesn't matter in the long run, we're just exchanging it anyway.
>>27112539
OP you should've notified us to see if we could've got him
>>27112504
>>27112524
If you don't go to name rater to fix this this whole run is ams dildos OP
>>27112539
Playing fast and loose
Ok, works for me.
>>27112556
Sorry fromnow on if a mon gets released I'll give him away here.
>>27112562
I don't get it what'd I do?
>>27112611
You skipped my get >>27112481
But I don't care, we should just keep going. Have you gotten one of the starters yet?
>>27112645
hes sick of your shitjust like everybody else on this board
>>27112645
Sorry and nope might be a while.
OP give us an update
>>27112694
Alright
>>27112676
Pic related
>>27112694
Take any Starters
Not Only kalos
>>27112720
Is that a new Pokemon? Did CoroCoro finally leak?
>>27112815
He's wonder trading rn, the thread will progress momentarily.
Please someone get on wondertrade and start sending starters.
>>27112847
Un momento
Eevee counts too
>>27112847
>Where were you when trips killed the thread?
>>27112857
I only have a Fennekin from in-game, a Squirtle I got off wt, and a lv20 Charmeleon I'm able to trade. Not sending charmeleon, though, for obvious reasons.
>>27112868
Then you have to include Pikachu.
>>27112868
Fuck you're right and I've come across 2 already.
>>27112887
Alright, I'm out. I also, weirdly, got a Venomoth and then a Venonat.
>>27112899
Well, at least that makes it easier.
To end the suffering just make the next min you get your official starter
>>27112954
Anon basically got dubs here, please do this
>>27112954
Nah, just be patient.
>>27112887
You should just be trying to get the one starter, though. Release your other mon like trips said.
>>27112977
Dont do it
>>27112977
I don't see how >>27112954 is dubs.
>>27112992
I lreplied to the wrong post, meant >>27112847
>>27112977
DUBS OP DO IT
>>27113006
Dubs wouldn't be enough to outweigh trips, my man.
>>27113006
Countered by trips >>27113000
>>27113000
>>27113006
Trips overrules dubs so keep doing what your doing OP
>>27113000
trips confirms
Fuck OP I sent a starter and got a German Surskit
Finally! Thanks Battousai from Kentucky.
The full list
>Hoothoot
>Nidoran (male)
>Cluancher
>Zubat
>Spinda
>Wingull
>Weedle
>Rhyhorn
>Gible
>Eevee
>Burmy
>Conkeldurr
>Numel
>Eevee
>Zubat
>Burgmite
>Gulpin
>Phione
>Goldeen
>Ralts
>Sandshrew
>Rufflet
>Kangaskhan
>Tentacool
>Lillipup
>Ducklett
>>27113021
>>27113022
>>27113023
>>27113028
>wanting to slow down the thread after we already lost a majority of people from this waiting
We're back baby.
>>27113112
Perfect.
Are you going to do the other, or..?
>>27113101
Me too and got a Shuppet named suckmyass
>>27113112
Honestly liked froakie better.
>>27113128
First trips said to release my starter asap, second trips said to wonder trade my mon when I hadnt caught the Bunnelby yet.
>>27113101
I wonder traded it back and got a masquirain wow
>>27113164
Is that a yes? Because I'm willing to wait.
>>27113167
Keep it at that OP
>Horatio the Bunnelby
>Torchic
>>27113177
Hell. No.
>>27113197
you were suppose to catch another mon then release the starter at the pc in the next town
>>27113197
Do it
>>27113228
It's basically the same thing.
>>27113197
What about this, OP? >>27112539
>>27113268
I meant I was releasing my starter by wonder trading it.
>>27113284
Hmmmmm
Alright
>>27113284
It's not that big a deal, OP please continue
Trips declare you never evolve Torchic.
If quads you only capture frogmons
>thread is delayed further because discussing semantics is more interesting
>>27113337
That was way too close
>>27113323
Will do just gotta grind I have a lv one and two mon and keep encountering lv fivess.
>>27113310
Leave it to the tripfag to cause a huge event over nothing and delay the fun
>>27113378
It wasn't even my get.
>>27113368
I agree with what an anon said earlier, you should get a capture card and stream the game so it's more interactive and easier
Release torchic
If trips wondertrade bunnelbee
>>27113464
Reroll
>>27113464
Rerolling
Can we get a update op ?
If trips, restart the game as the girl.
If trips stick a sharpie up torchic's pooper
>>27113112
>Phione
should've kept it and have that as your starter, Ted
Alright what am I catching?
1,3,9
>>27113388
That doesn't mean you didn't delay it.
>>27113594
Pansear
>>27113594
Caterpie
>>27113594
Three fire monkeys
>>27113574
>both Ted and Phione are awkwardly bunched in together with much better people than them at their jobs, politicians and legendaries
Fits perfectly
>>27113594
Fletchling, evolve it to Fletchinder and keep it there.
>>27113594
Pansage/Pansear/Panpour. Whichever one is first.
>>27113613
Yesss
>>27113611
Winner
>>27113637
Look above
>>27113611
>>27113654
Yeah, just spotted it.
>>27113613
Sorry but dubs got it.
>>27113611
>>27113611
>>27113647
Time to wait again!
>>27113675
Don't be so pessimistic, pansear is easier than wondertraded starters
Name?
1,6,9
>>27112204
Oh my god it's you. Sup. OGiolu is in good hands, i assure you.
>>27113718
Bootopkec
>>27113702
Not actually trying to be pessimistic, my bad.
Mosthated
>>27113718
Haramburn
>>27113739
I meant to quote >>27113718, hope it still counts
>>27113741
KEK
USE THIS OP PLS
>>27113754
No it doesn't.
>>27113741
Reroll
>>27113763
Let OP decide
>>27113739
I'll allow it beacuase I skipped you earlier.
Now onwards to Santalune!
Catch a f e m a l e goomy
>>27113833
>Santalune
>Goomy
???
>>27113833
Sorry but I'm nowhere near there.
>>27113853
Also, have you gotten to route 3 yet? I think that's a distinct route to the forest you were just in.
>>27112204
Oh shit, it's that based anon
>>27113861
Almost there.
>>27113875
>based anon
Care to explains the story?
>>27113889
There was a thread a few days ago where he asked about a nuzlocke on AS. I and a few other anons suggested he do a wonderlocke instead, and it was glorious while it lasted. It should still be archived, I think. If you go to the archive and ctrl+f "any word of advice before I start a nuzlocke?" minus the quotation marks you should find it
Also rolling for catching pika in route 3
Trips say you shouldn't evolve your torchic. If that's too "permanent", then I guess don't evolve it until the elite four?
"Permanent" and "temporary" are vague as fuck man.
trips and you can only use fire types
>>27113999
fucking hell
>>27113999
Hahahaha perfect
>>27113789
If trips, get rid of the wondertrade rule
>>27113999
This again?
At least it's just our Torchic, and we have worst monkey to replace it.
New route new mon what's it gonna be?
4,5,7
>>27114046
none
>>27114031
Wondertrade was temporary bro. It only affected one mon and it was being released anyway.
>>27114031
first one you encounter
>>27114046
Dunsparce
>>27114031
There is no Wondertrade rule, though.
>>27114046
Catch a Pikachu. No one ever seriously uses Pikachu. We should.
>>27113999
Temporary means for this thread only.
>>27114046
Dun space
>>27114070
Oh, then it doesn't matter that much in the long run. This thread is going to bottom out soon, anyway. What's the max replies, anyway?
Also rolling for Pika
>>27114066
>>27114077
Will do.
>>27114077
Win!
you can never have more than 2 Pokemon at all times
Draw a cute picture of your torchic
>>27114111
>trips
Do it, OP!
>>27114111
Kek
Get on it, OP. Right after you catch that Dunsparce.
>>27114111
TRIPS DEMANDS IT
next pokemon is the HM slave
>>27114111
Not that food of a drawer but OK.
Champ you should write a 1000 word short story about your torchic and why you love it so much.
No more than 1000 words, no less than 1000 words. This assignment must be turned in before the end of the thread, or it will be marked tardy and you will recieve no credit. This will be entered in as a test grade.
Dunsparce needs a name.
0,2,5
>>27114160
>Not that food of a drawer but OK
This slayed me. Nice, OP.
>>27114376
dat boi
>>27114376
Funfarce.
>>27114376
Alex
>>27114376
Secret snek
>>27114376
Dindun
>>27114376
Drampa'skid
>>27114386
rollin for him
>>27114422
win
>>27114444
Chektand grateful you didn't make a silly rule
>>27114422
>>27114433
Uh oh
>>27114481
I think it's safe to say the first get gets it. So it'd be >>27114422
>>27114481
>>27114444 arbitrator quads
>>27114422
make it OP's choice
>>27114478
shut the fuck up tripfag
>>27114517
Well I think I'll be off for tonight. Will there be another thread tomorrow?
>>27114570
Yes around 3pm eastern this thread is gonna go to the gym.
>>27114623
Awesome, see you then!
>>27114560
cya bae ;)))
>>27114517
Nice. Now teach it only special attacks whenever possible (tms and shit).
>>27114335
Reroll
>>27114623
WHERE IS MY FUCKING CUTE DRAWING OF TORCHIC
Samtalune City
>>27114704
cute
release them all and only play with Snorlax
>>27114739
WHERE IS IT?!?!?!??! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27114747
Go to the route right of it first.
Well should I?
4,6,7
>>27114788
yes
>>27114788
Yes
>>27114788
yess
>>27114788
Yeah, Farfetch'd masterrace
>>27114788
wt farshit
>>27114796
bingo
>>27114800
The boutique has the following
>red and black logo cap
>orange and camo winter cap
>gray pink purple and lime button
>red feather
Plus the spare change of clothes am I buying anything?
1,3,5,9
>>27114886
Winter cap
>>27114894
Reroll
get the feather >>27114886
>>27114886
Gray pink purple
>>27114909
Yess. Also, forgot to say orange.
>>27114909
Orange or camo? Reply with a screenshot of this post.
>>27114930
Still orange.
Thread has hit bump limit quick who's leading the gym? First reply decides.
>>27115027
Farfetch'd
>>27115027
Farfetch'd
>>27115027
Secret snek
>>27115040
Basically easy mode with him.
>>27115064
That means he'll be your main.
>>27115097
Farfetch'd confirmed best pokemon of your team
>>27115064
>Aerial Ace on a level 10 shitmon you're given in the first city
Holy shit calm down, gen 6
>>27115159
>shitmon
Take back those words, faggot
And that's it for tonight as stated earlier I will continue tomorrow around 3pm eastern. Any quad gets if any will carry over so roll while you can.
>>27115159
What do you expect when they're pandering to the mobile game faggots.
If quads, you cannot level your pokemon past 4 levels below a gym leader's highest level pokemon. If you do, that pokemon cannot be used for the gym battle.
Question, when booker claims he's going to the hospital what did he give mimi? I went to the pokecenter and got the holoclip and now it won't let me know.