Pokemon GO General - /pgg/

1st for instict

>>27111499
Is there a possibility to restrict permissions to Pokemon GO app?
I'm concerned about it having the ability to read and send mail.

This game is so fucking fun when it fucking works

Third for Instink can suck an egg

>>27111512
Good taste.

Xth for Niantic should update on social media more often so we're not left in the dark

6nd for instinct

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>>27111471
I cant wait for Niatic to fix the game make rural areas the god spawn of all rare mons and have citys to rot with only Ratatas and Zubats.

>>27111539
>6nd

>>27111520
yeah, if you have android M or N or something like oxygen OS/cyanogen MOD you can easily set permissions in the Apps tab in settings

So when and where can we by the Pokemon GO Plus?

>>27111530

11th for using lures to find pokegirls to date.

Anyone got any pussy from this yet? so many people out there playing this it's fucking absurd.

Mysticfag reporting
Are the servers down yet?

>>27111520

Start over with a burner account. It's the best way to prevent that.

>>27111524
This.

is there a way to make a gym appear in my village ? i have pokestops but no gym

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Ded servers, ded game

So is Niantic gonna do something about the phantom pokemon showing up in nearby? And are they planning on adding a better way to track pokemon because if something is three steps away I almost never find it.

>>27111556
>when
7/31

>>27111556
>where
Preorders are sold out fucking everywhere. Niantic underestimated shit AGAIN. They're going for fucking $100 on eBay right now, unfortunately. They were originally $34.99. We'll have to wait for a second batch.

>>27111512
Too bad I've decided to camp out for far too long and take it from you because gyms are retarded.

This is Valor now until someone else says otherwise and we get into a pissing contest because muh ebic turf warz PRAISE HELIX XD

Tell me the ins-and-outs of battles. Tapping the screen isn't effective enough.

Anyone else get the 'unknown error' when you try to grind up your spares?

>>27111586
oops, I didn't mean to quote you twice. My bad anon.

>>27111520
It doesn't have that on my Google account.

>>27111586
Thanks for the info.

>>27111593
you can swipe if you want to.

Don't bother.

You can hold to do supers if your meter is charged. Mitebgud depending on the move/opponent.

That's it. If you're expecting deep mechanics, you're shit out of luck.

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Real men pick chaos

xth for brazilian release when
i'm tired of them opening the servers up just to shut them down an hour later
fuckers at niantic could at least say something about lauch in other countries but their marketing dpt is just inexistent i guess

>>27111547
I also hope they raise difficulty level of catching rarer Pokemon, so you're poor ass have to drive to the city anyways.

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>>27111569
Servers are down. Hopefully they'll be up soon.

>>27111569
wsup bro

park a couple of blocks from my apt seems to be permalured im about to go farm

how do you guys avoid talking with people about pokemon in public when playing?

Nitanic should add the transfer button at the top of the page so the map doesn't fuck you up every time.

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S O O N
[Spoiler]Please God let these be good[/Spoiler]

You guys, any tips for making friends and not just waving or walking past people like an autist. I'm going to a local Uni today that has a lot of stops and I'm nervous. I know some fags are going to approach me. This morning some guy started walking to me smiling while i was texting and asked me if i was playing and i didn't do more than glance at him as i turned the fuck around. i wanna meet qt girls pls

Just lost a Venomoth and a Kadabra I was tracking due to Niantic's shitty servers. Hope these issues get sorted out soon.

>>27111630
you realize people have been spoofing their locations from their PCs, right?

I've been trolling this local motherfucker while he's out there in the rain defending, I shit you not, a power box that was painted over by the local high school's anime club.

>>27111577
I'm worried that this might kill some of the hype.
They better give something back to the players who return.

>>27111645
Nice Weedle eggs

holy shit the servers suck ass today

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Anyone else here have some fun casual stories to share? Pic related. A friend of a friend put this on Facebook today and was 100% serious about it.

Servers are back up in Australia.
I just caught another Pidgey, but the game won't let me transfer it.
"Couldn't transfer Pidgey due to an unknown error."

Why did they fuck the battles up so much.
All that matters are attacks and cp, pokemon don't vary at all.

>>27111645
That 10k has the potential to be something amazing. Good luck.

>>27111668
B R U T A L R A G E

that is. Jesus Christ.

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>missed a Hypno thanks to server shenanigans

Get your shit together Niantic

>shit servers
>nothing to do with Pokemon after you catch them beyond shitty gym garbage
>gyms are pointless because you lose them so quickly because battles are stacked in the attacker's favor
>the only benefit of gyms is a paltry 10 coins per gym, and coins are just for buying items you can already get from stops and leveling up.

I'll give this app 2 weeks, tops.

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>tfw Go is giving me a plump round tooshie from all the runnan/bikan

>>27111668
wow, I would have expected him to say Ho-Oh

>last walk on fisherman's warf til I've farmed enough Magikarp for a Gyarados
>server takes a shit again.

I want to cry.
Shit's lonely as hell.

One more day left.

>>27111668
Told it already but whatevs
>be walking through park
>all gyms in the area slowly get taken over by Instinct
>the yellow gyms coming closer
>turns out to be a group of around 20 guys all playing
>one complaining about walking 20km
They were like a gang.

>>27111625
Just tapping on any part of the screen works though, right?

Can't experiment with these things during actual battles (when actual battles work) because I'm weak as fuck and can't waste that kind of time.

>>27111630
Dude the city is not that far away but there shoulnt be so many differant mons there and in the forest litteraly none.

>>27111645
Don't be a cuck, use your disposable incubators on the 10 km eggs

>>27111645
please no bully

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Has anyone caught this squishy motherfucker yet? He can't be hatched from eggs, so literally the only way to catch him is in the wild.

What are the best attack to speed ratio'd attacks you've found so far, /vp/?

My hypo sucks because he's just smacking a bitch every second. My vaporeon is sonic slamming the shit out of the enemy at full blast 24/7 volume 11 style.

>>27111705
Idk in nyc it's perfect for bar hopping or just generally being bored around the city, I think it will have legs in cities

>>27111565

I met a girl last night, going on a walk with her tonight to learn more about each other and catch some pokemon.

I might cancel on her though, because I'm super fucking tired, only got 5 hours of sleep last night.

>>27111680
>game JUST came out
>not a mainline console game
>it's a microtransaction fueled application
>they weren't anticipating the responce because of points listed above
>only has 140 pokemon that are semi geolocation locked
you faggots are expecting way too fucking much from this. fucking kill your fucking stupid selves.

>>27111705
How do uou think they can fix the gyms? What about including pvp?

>>27111628
Real men get that go for the difficult route and get that sweet sweet Isabeau pussy

>>27111706
pics?

>>27111705
yep. They really needed to make battles better and make casual battles a thing.

>>27111731
why the fuck does that make a difference you stupid idiot, it's the same shit, it won't hatch any faster

Do blowing leaves actually mean anything? I've read a couple of sites that say "It means Pokemon are close by" but yesterday I had a incense lit while standing in a fucking leaf tornado and had sweet fuck all appear.

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>check Facebook
>see a bunch of people on my friends list sharing posts from "Tumblr is life.", "Tumblr is gay but I won't accept it.", "Humans of Tumblr", etc.
>it's all Pokemon GO posts and memes

Fucking normies

>>27111706
Pics

>tfw all local gyms are just arcanine

What I'd give for some geodudes right now

>>27111639
Talk about the future game or the last games, they shall realize that you are not a le 90s kid.

I have no problem with that, my attire is utterly balck and i have long hair, people prefer to eat needles instead of talking to me.

>>27111719
Hope it's back in the next 4 hours or so. Got plans.

>>27111773
It means that there's a good chance that there's a Pokemon in that area.

>>27111739
Man up and tough it out. You wanna ne the best like no one ever was? Then you go walk and win that poke gf

>>27111774
bring pokemon to smartphones they said

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>>27111753
>>27111775
Be careful, Anonymooses. You might just get what you wish for.

>>27111773

they are pokemon spawn points, I can confirm this,

they will spawn by there every hour or every other hour, and hang out for 20 - 30 min. it seems.

so there is a good chance there won't be anythin there.

>>27111778
Pretty much my city in a nutshell.

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>>27111809
At worst it's just boipussy.

>>27111799
>>27111817
Right. Thanks.

>>27111639
>how do you guys avoid talking with people about pokemon in public when playing

Be instinct.
No one will want to talk to you except other Instincts who you will never find anyway

So how well implemented are the type weakness?
Is it important to fight a 1K+ CP Lapras with an Electabuzz or can i use a higher level lapras with similar results

>>27111658

Good. Then the real fun can begin and we get our servers back.


Cant wait til this starts slowing down. These shit servers are only speeding up the process.

how do I get the courage to walk around outside

>>27111580
No.
Git gud.

Servers down for anyone else?

>>27111838
Thanks for this anon

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These servers are fucking terrible, who the fuck was in charge of the logistics of this operation?

>>27111851

I talked to an instinct guy the other day, super nerdy autistic guy, works at gamestop and always wears wrestling shirts.

Takes over my gyms at 4am every day.

What's with the articles saying Canada friends are getting banned? Sounds like a dumb move from a business standpoint.

>>27111778
>everything in my area is a fucking Hypno
>mfw psychic in gen1 is still stupid on a fucking mobile game

>tfw servers back up for you
I hope it lasts long enough

>>27111580
They should change it to a countdown km if you get close to it or it goes up if you get farther.

>some friends are playing pokemon go
>they are full chads but they accepted me as one of them bc "don't be a loner anon, come with us"
>they think i am a pokemon master
>they ask me about the pokemon and their lore
>they ask me about the series and the cirrent games
>"wow anon, you must be a top player in that competitive thingy"

Maybe pokemon go could kill the franchise, but it killed my depression.

>>27111854
Weaknesses can help a mon defeat something 200-300 CP higher. But past 400 it stops being a reliable crutch.

>>27111695
I'm salty/10 but at the dude.

>>27111712
That would have made me actually rage.

>>27111734
Probably doesn't exist atm, Transform as an attack is too complex

>>27111656
How do you spoof location ?
I tried using fake GPS on BlueStacks but the game cant find GPS

>>27111888
It's been smooth sailing these last few days, you should only have restarted that app only one-two times a day.

>>27111838
You're lucky I'm a shameless slut.
http://imgur.com/agWTXB2

>>27111881
They're all bullshit

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I'm feeling burnt out on go. What's the fucking point of taking gyms if they just get taken once more? Do people play this game mainly for gym competition or to try to fill the pokedex? This game is literally everywhere I look and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>>27111892
Right_in_the_feels.jpg

>>27111639
So far I've only had one guy come up to me to ask me if I found any rare Pokemon. I just try to keep the conversation short.

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>>27111930
jesus fuck

>>27111930
w-wanna go look for pokemon with me?

>>27111930
Not bad regardless of gender.

>>27111930
asl
kik?

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>go to pokespot
>no more room in my bag
guess it's time to quit

>>27111942
Pretty much why this game will be dead as a doornail in a month.

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>>27111838
>tfw my speakers have a static/buzzing sound issue whenever images are loading
>the buzzing sound is completely in-sync with this gif and her butt moving

>>27111942
The point is to take gyms with Pokémon strong enough that people go "wow, anon's a great player"
It saves your number of battles won by that Pokémon when defending a gym.
Dominate the world, be the best.

>>27111881
Canada here
Servers aside I'm still good

So is there any reason the option to sign up with your Google account is not showing up?

>>27111930
that's a weird looking pokemon

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The hardest part of this game is trying not to get caught while pissing by the sidewalk

>>27111912
Why can't they just put in assault vest limber ditto then?

Showderp seems to really like it, and they're all normies.

>>27111646
Sadly no, when people approach I just look for any way out

>>27111972
>can't get eggs with a full bag

Time to throw out those potions and revives. Wish I could swap them for Stardust.

>finally got enough the 50 candies I needed to evolve because the local mosque had a lure module on today

why do we hate muslims lads?

>>27111930
h o t
o
t

>number of times the app has frozen on me when a pokemon is in the pokeball
>5000

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I no longer care that a Dragonair appeared during incense and then the game froze at the capture animation. I no longer care.

i hatched a 270 aerodactyl
should i spend stardust to level it up? or wait to hatch another?

>>27112012
>showderp
>normies
you've got it all wrong my friend, showderp is a blast! come join us some time! i love meeting new people to meme with :3

>>27111646
Go to a nice place with a few pokestops bunched up together, ask someone if they want to lay down some lures around them, chill there and see what comes out.

>they want to add leaderboards

Fucking retards. This game is so mind blowingly uncompetitive, may as well add a leaderboard for Super Mario Bros.

>>27112022
Because the lure was intended to bring them qt white women to rape.

Once you have an evolved Pokémon, is there any reason to not immediately transfer any lower evolutions of that Pokémon you have?

>>27112039
Take a picture of it. There's other factors like attacks and how long the white arch above it is.

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>>27111930
post more you cute motherfucker

>>27111972
get rid of potions, unless you're actively fighting they're fucking useless. revives too. you'll get more anyway.
I don't even fight, i just want to catch them all eventually. i throw out everything not balls and lure items

>>27111730
I was gonna go way out in the woods on my day off to see if there's good mons out there, is it true they're mostly in urban areas?

>>27112036
rip anon

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guys is this for real

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>had no prior knowledge of teams in this game
>it boils down to instinct or mystic
>mystic sounds better but instinct has my favorite type so i go with that
>absolutely no instinct gyms in the area whatsoever
>apparently least popular team
>reading it over again the team doesn't fit me at all
>have to delete account if you want to change teams
>can't re-use same email

WHO ELSE #REGRET HERE

>>27111656
>>27111920
fat dorks detected

get some exercise and meet some people and maybe you'll be less depressed

>>27112061
You could save some candies to evolve another one when you pop a Lucky Egg. Afaik you would get 2000 xp.

>>27112076
Yes. The wilderness will have literally nothing.

so is there anyway to ask niantic to add a gym in my village ? nearest town is super far

Is it even pheasible to play catchup in this game?
I downloaded the game a few days late and most of the gyms around me had 500-600 cp pokemon, after a day I managed to get a pideotto at 200cp.
The next day the gyms were being defended by 3 700-800cp pokemon.
What do?

>>27112070
I don't wanna derail the thread too much.

>>27111930
>big fat butt
>not big muscled butt
still fuckable but do some squats lad.

>>27112061
You want multiple copies of a Pokemon so you can beat a certain typing at a gym? Who knows, stronger mons might come in handy, and have possibly better attacks then your now-evolved mon.

Low CP mons can get trashed tho

>>27112061
Keep evolving lower level ones for exp. You'll find something stronger than the first one you evolved eventually without wasting stardust.

>>27112079
Find it anon. You know you must

>>27112079
of course not, retard

>>27112100
What for someone to come along and take the gym down and place their 68CP pidgey in it

>>27111942
Get some normies to be your underlings and stack shit on the gyms. With enough power and numbers you can make them very hard to take

There was a building in the middle of campus that was a level 6 gym headed by a 1500 something flareon today and it was absolutely untouchable

>>27111892
I'm happy for you anon.

>>27112102
Then post your Skype so we can all figure out if we're gay or not.

>>27112079
(you)

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>>27112068
Leveled it up twice. Wanted to know if I'm wasting stardust before I kept going

>>27112039
the biggest mistake you can make at low trainer levels is using your stardust, just stockpile it till you are level 15-20 and then use it on high cp mons.

>>27112084
I went mystic because of friends. Would have gone instinct otherwise.
I'm glad I didn't now. Mystic posters are usually pretty cool, instinct are the most fucking obnoxious.

I got a story to report, I walked along my town's dam to hatch eggs today:

I saw this guy, had to be mid 30s with his son about 4 or 5. He was holding the phone while his kid swiped the Pokéball. The dad saw me and asked if I had caught anything yet and I pointed them in the direction that I caught a Dratini. The kid yelled thank you to me. Cute as fuck.

HOW TO GPS SPOOF


Download latest Bluestacks
Go into Regedit, disable Bluestacks Camera (Local Machine > Software > Bluestacks > Guests > Android > Config then change Camera from 1 to 0)
Download FakeGPS
Download LuckyPatcher
Download KingRoot
Root with KingRoot (Scroll to bottom, click the last option then hit "Fix", close the program)
Open LuckyPatcher, Use the "Rebuild and Install" option to install the FakeGPS app as a System App
Open LuckyPatcher after Reboot, Hit search then go to the top left and hit filters, hit the option for System Apps
Open FakeGPS, go into the top right settings, enable them all
Select a position you want to be, then hit the play button in the bottom right.
Load up Pokemon GO, login and whenever you want to move, pull the android bar down from the top of the app, hit the FakeGPS notification then drag the pin to a new position and hit the play button again.

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>>27112095
>went to the lake yesterday
>stoked to see if they put any rare pokemon out in the boonies
>mfw literally fucking nothing

>>27112146
CP isn't even half full so why bother with it

>>27112068
Whats the relationship between the CP and the arch?

>>27112146
Steel Wing is slow but XL gives dat HP... it could be worth. What's your level?

>egg hatching
>screen freezes
>force close
>relaunch
>sort by recents to see what it is
>shows a Pokemon I caught a while ago
>egg no longer in incubation
>8/9
>fuck

I just got robbed of a 5km egg

>>27112151
>tfw I used a shit ton maxing out a zubat before I realized how important it is

kill me

>>27112151
i am lvl 15

>>27112146

Honestly, I'd keep going, looks like each upgrade adds a pretty decent amount of CP, and you're not likely to get another.

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>>27112084
>boils down to instinct or mystic

Most unlucky for you

who /getlaidthankstopokemongo/ here?
>inb4 not me

>>27112075
>>27112020

I can't, I'm a hoarder whore, I just can't bring myself to trash items

>>27112161
Thanks

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Rural fags where you at? Finally got enough eevee candy to get flareon
Also caught an abra today. Waiting for servers to hold out so I can hatch a 10k egg

>>27112146
Mmmmm. Cp isn't even halfway, so it's not optimal to keep raising it. Your bro, your choice, ultimately.

>>27112171
It's just a visual gauge that allows you to see how good it is and how close it is to its maximum Combat potential. You really shouldn't use mons if the arch isn't at least 75% over.

>>27112166
i-i don't know what that means...

>>27112151
>probably used like 7k so far and only lv8

Whoops. Oh well, better late than never to hoard

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For anyone wondering what Ditto looks like. Still not sure if any have been found

>>27112161
bluestacks too slow to download
does Droid4X work?

>>27112176
at least you're not me ;) >>27112036

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>walk all day in Pokemon GO
>carry my 3DS in my backpack with me
>get thousands and thousands of steps
>come back home when it's dark
>tons of steps on my 3DS, too
>O-Powers regenerate fast as fuck
>can hatch hundreds of eggs with ease

I'm living the good life. GO in the day, Y at night.

>>27111736
Lickitung is the literal GOAT for attack speed

>>27112194
fellow hoarder here, I know, it hurts ;n;

Just throw out 40 of each potion and revive, you'll feel better for having more Pokeballs afterwards.

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>>27112158
>Unfortunately, we are unable to change make team changes at this time.
>at this time

I will assume that means they're considering it.

I'm just going to pretend I'm Mystic like I should've fucking done in the first place. God damn it.

>>27112146
Don't bother unless you're leveling it to take on a gym.
You'll get another, better one later.

>>27112215
I had no idea what ditto looked like

Thanks

Why are you people expecting so much from this game

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>>27112215
What if it turns out they're disguised as random mons in the wild and will only show as Ditto once you catch them

>>27112218

I haven't tried using Droid4X, I've had bluestacks installed for a while.

give it a try?

I'd suggest just waiting for bluestacks to finish, as it's the only method I've tested for actually working.

are the ones who can't play bc server issues from south america or europe?

Yo you guys hear about this having access to our emails and shit. Everything. It's all over the news sites.

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>>27112251

>>27112193
>see cute girls playing pokemon
>"hey did you girls catch anything good?"
>"yep" *walks away*

i fucking hate females. i wasnt even gonna hit on them, i just wanted to know if they knew where a dratini was (turns out it was the opposite direction they went) i hope they're fucking sorry they missed out on a great catch (both myself and the Dratini)

Non stop errors today.
Anyone else feeling it?

>>27112251

of if they look like pokeballs you get from stops?

>>27112239
>tfw I breed in the main series games like crazy
>tfw Instinct really IS the team for me
>tfw everyone around me picked Mystic
>tfw I regret my choice because I can't stay in control of a gym for more than a few hours
>tfw I am now the admin of a fast growing Facebook page and group promoting Team Instinct
>tfw I can never switch without being an absolute traitor

Fuck.

>>27112263
They already addressed the issue and said they'll limit access in the next update.

>>27112260
SA here. Game logs in but map is empty, no Pokestops, gyms or pokemons anymore since the day before the official US release

>>27112136
Here's a throwaway email, knock yourself out
afesfrfs(at)gmail.com

>>27112151
they need to rebalance stardust, the cost to upgrade things is just too much

>>27112272
Same. Manhattan was a nightmare, but literallly every block had at least two people playing.

>>27112269
Next time bring a watergun full of orange juice and show them whos boss.

>>27112281

>being so normie you make a facebook group

Literally kill yourself

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>>27112263
Shit's fake yo
https://security.google.com/settings/security/permissions
Pokemon go not even listed, and in pic related even when you open the extended details it doesn't say it can read your emails

>>27112283
Ah ok thanks.

>>27112244
He meant what its in game model looked like, doofus.

>>27112245
We merely expect the game to be playable, which it isn't sometimes.

>>27112269
>a group of girls doesn't feel like being bothered with you
>i fucking hate females

I bet you're a real nice guy, aren't you?

>>27112281
me and my brother both joined Instinct. One day I'm gonna try to get together with him and hopefully a friend or two and take over all of the fucking gyms in town because I'm sick of them being dominated by Mysticfags and Valorfags

>Find rare pokemon
>Its literally on top of a pokestop
>Try to click the pokemon
>Pokestop keeps getting selected instead
>Rare pokemon disappears

Is there a worse feel

>be born american
>freedom bestowed upon me
>i get my own serial number and am now in system SINCE BIRTH
>grow up giving this serial number to various people for various services
>my activities ARE ON AND HAVE BEEN ON RECORD SINCE BIRTH
>get smart phone
>fuck yeah im gonna save all my stuff on here
>learn that THE BIG MAN is spying on my text messages to my mom and my pornographic email notices as well as my fap folder
>FUCK YOU BIG MAN GIVE ME MY PRIVACY
>I SO SO MAD BIG MAN
>Americans

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>>27112251
Then there's the same chance of catching it as any other, because the same people competent enough to realize you should catch all pokemon you see are also competent enough to realize its rare.

>>27112269
>i wasnt even gonna hit on them
>they missed out on a great catch
they knew exactly when to leave

>>27112316
frozen pokeball glitch on a rare

>wait like an hour at some fucking church waiting for the servers to go back up
>get fed up and leave
>get home
>servers up

FUCK

>>27112316
When you don't get the red dot and the screen freezes on the pokeball.

And it was your first time seeing dratini

Protip don't fucking talk to girls first until they talk to you, especially with all the stacy fucks out playing this piece of shit

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>>27112251
I think it'd be hilarious, especially if they're like this during the capture attempt.

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>>27112306

>>27112263
Who fucking cares. If you own a smartphone you were fucked from the beginning anyway. Even then unless a government official is playing Go everyone else is a literal nobody. Oh no they are reading my spam emails and Twitter notifications somebody stop them!

>>27112193
"Hey gurrrrrl, playing pokemon?"
"well maybe i can -catch- your phone number?"

works neverytime

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>>27111547
>mfw cityfags get all the pokestops but rural areas and places with little to no pokestops get all the rare spawns

servers are down for me, merica bros how about you

>>27112305
Well technically, I didn't make it. My friend did. Secondly, if the Facebook page works out, it looks good on a resume for a Social Media Marketing job or a Community Manager job of some kind. It's normie tier, but it's all for a reason, anon.

>>27112314
Valor isn't as bad in my town as Mystic is. EVERYONE is Mystic. I don't know what the deal is with these fucking hicks and Team Mystic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr1Uy9fEtFo

>Using bluestacks and a gps spoofer to scout out the local gyms and pokestops out of my immediate range before heading out to them on my legit account
Seriously, do this shit.

Stupid faggotry incoming: is there any way to get this to run on a galaxy s3? I'm on android 4.3 and I've done some googling and I can't get any other OS' to work

>>27112350
This, having a Google account already outs your through all of this.

>>27112346
YO don't slouch either. Chicks look at height, face and frame. Play it cool and don't act like you've never seen a girl before. In fact, focus more on whatever pokemon you're looking for.

>>27112349
Why don't you actually go and see what "full access" means.

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>>27112349
lol u got the malware version
pic is mine, been playing pokemon go a lot

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IT'S BACK LADS

>>27112331
Eh that's more like flipping a coin, sometimes when it freezes and you force close, the pokemon will be there caught, has happened to me quite a few times

>>27112353
That's like bragging you live next to a river with the biggest fish but have to bait no catch them with

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So what is the best way to grind out levels? thinking of saving my lucky eggs, using them when i'm close to hatching eggs, at a lure modded pokestop then evolving the fuck out of a bunch of pidgeys.
Is this a good idea or is there a better way?

>>27112318
only 7 days before your net neutrality is gone europoor

>>27112390
Android or iPhone? Also did you use your google account as your go account?

>>27111499
i just got a new phone. is my progress saved to my google account?

>>27112399
Yes. Lucky Egg + Stacking Hatches, Evolutions, Stops and Catches is how you'll turbo out levels.

>>27112409
Android, and yes I did.

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>go to /r/pokemongo
>the sub reads like a default sub, retards and shitposts EVERYWHERE
I'm ashamed to be associated with all these normies and idiots that are playing this game. Normie decline fucking when??

>>27112399
Catching a ton of pidgeys or other low evo pokemon, Lucky Egg, then evolving them. 1000 xp per evolution

>>27112411
yes

>>27112411
Yes

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>>27112084
>decide to choose mystic when I reach lvl 5 since the only gym in the town is blue
>get to level 5
>choose mystic
>gym gets taken over by 3 yellowfags the next day

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>>27112393
Not for me it's not (Australia).

>>27112355
Georgia, USA here. Working fine for me.

>>27112012
Confirming that a surprising amount of showderp are normies, but they're still as /vp/ as it gets.

>>27112427
INSTINCT
N
S
T
I
N
C
T

>>27112416
live in a bubble reality like I do, anon

>>27112420
>>27112421
thanks anon

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How many christian qts can I pull in by setting up a lure by a church?

>>27112416
a week

>>27112349
Can confirm with >>27112390.
You got the malware version that has full access: https://support.google.com/accounts/answer/3466521?hl=en

>>27112416
After about a month, when the people who have no life get to insane levels, preventing them from getting gyms.

>>27112263
> company directly connected to Google can access Google account
Should I even care?

>>27112393
YES. CAN CONFIRM

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>game is still down and has been for about 10 hours

>>27112396
They blow all their bait shitposting on /vp/

>>27112399
The best way to use a lucky egg is to probably find a pokestop with a lure and have a ton of evolutions ready to go

Pop the egg and maybe an incense even and then spam your evolutions while catching stuff and hitting the pokestop

>been racking up kms all day
>just stand in the threshold of the bathroom
>pass my phone to my left and right hand
for some reason the map reads it as me running up and down the block.

>>27112399

Shit hits the fan around level 20, dude. 50k experience, 75k, 100k...

>>27112434
Aussie here, it's back up for me.

>>27112434
It is for me and I'm in Sydney.

>>27111766
It frees up your infinite incubator to hatch 5 2k eggs or 2 5k eggs in the amount of time your 10k would hatch. And it gets the most miles on the incubator before it's wasted.

>>27112445
It would have to be on a Wednesday or Sunday, since churches are empty most other days. Worth a try, though. I've always considered myself to be a Christian, but haven't been to church because of how crazy some of them are. But I'm going to a church literally every day now for Pokemon, so I might actually start going there for services, too...

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>>27112445
Christian qts dont play this game. You'll just get the faggots brave enough to try and get mons at a church. Maybe if you go on Sunday and the Lure is outside range of being inside the church.

>>27112452
I doubt normies actually care about shit like gyms.

My fucking mom plays this shit and I cringe at her and how much of a bandwagon fest this is. I guarantee you at LEAST 15% of the current playerbase hasn't even touched a Pokemon game in their life.

how fast do the stops reset?
there's a uni close by with stops but im trying to see if it's worth the walking or if i can find a spot and just drop lures

>>27112434
Me neither, Melbourne

>>27112488
>I've always considered myself to be a Christian
I hope u mean in values and not actual belief/faith because lol

>>27111512
>>27111499

what it feels like going against fedora mystic and reddit valor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdNn5TZu6R8

>>27112146
shit moves dont bother
steel is horrible for coverage

>>27112497
5 minutes.

>mentions of servers being down
>mine has been up for hours
???

>>27112497
5 whopping minutes

I'm trying to start on iphone and the only login that shows up is Pokemon club, where is the Google+ option?

>>27112497
5 minutes

>>27112497
5 minutes

>>27112497
They refresh every 5 minutes.

>took two gyms from Valor for Mystic in the area
>servers down for hours
>back up and someone from Instinct is taking them
I must go defend them.

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>>27112497
3-5 minutes for item drops

>>27112497
5 minutes

>>27112497
5 minutes dude

>>27112497
>live near a park with 2 Pokestops within a few hundred feet of eachother
>just drive there and farm them for an hour each day

I wonder if police enjoy seeing people out in the streets or if they don't enjoy it since that means they need to patrol more often.

However, isn't more people out at night a good thing since it provides more eyes around at night time?

So what moveset does Arcanine get for a growlithe with body slam charge move? I'm trying to decide whether to evolve my flamethrower one or the body slam one.

How autistic would it be to hit up my local university by myself?

>>27112531
A U T I S M

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>>27112199
Another ruralfag reporting in. I decided to keep going regardless of having only one pokestop in my town when I caught eggy. Don't give up guys you might just get something good.

Servers' been ass all day. Literally freezing on me every 10 min.

What happens if you're driving and you select a Pokestop? Does it not let you?

>>27112531
Source? That's really cool

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>>27112531
>mfw

>>27112574
>imply there isn't an army of qts already taking your blastoise

I'm an idiot, but do more feet under the pokemon mean it's more rare or that it's further away from you

>>27112531
neat

>>27112587
If you spin it fast enough you're fine.

>>27112587
You just have to be quick on the draw.

>>27112574
no one would know. just go.

>>27112595
it means that it's further away from you.

>See two pokestops right next to each other
>They're both for the same indian statue
Great place for lures

>>27112595
further

>>27112595
Further away.

>>27112595
further away
baka desu

>living in Japan
>still not released here

fucking why

>>27111976
Do you really think so? The hype right now is insane.

>>27112593
I'm a pale, skinny manlet with poor social looks and mediocre looks

>>27112595
More steps means more steps required for you to reach your desired Pokemon.

>>27112445
>posts Chihiro
Kek

Probably not a lot, but I guess it's worth a try? Depends where you're at.

>>27112595
Yeah that pidgey with 3 feet is more rare than that pdgey with two feet.

Anyone found mudkip yet

>>27112614
That's what they deserve for being xenophobic "no export for you" faggots.

When I fight a fucking gym, why do I only get to use one pokemon and they get three?

My pokemon's hp carries over from the first battle and each one of theirs starts fresh.

am i doing something wrong

>Hatch a 10k egg
>Fucking CP 64 Hitmonlee with Low Kick and Stomp
>Get 25 candies with it

Is it worth it to burn them all leveling it up? I dunno if I'll find one again anytime soon and this is the redemption my Blue version Hitmonlee never got but I also don't know if it's even good enough to justify

>>27111766
The difference is saving resources. You would rather spend your DISPOSABLE incubator by getting the most out of it, like hatching a 10k fucking egg. Use some of that grey matter boi.

>>27112614
SUGOI, do you eat pockey at each meal >_>

>>27112614
Japan has super hardcore competition to Pokemon when it concerns mobile games.

Ever heard of Granblue Fantasy?

Shit is pretty insane.

You can have up to like 5000 players participating to defeat a Final Boss all in real time.

Shit can eat up your data plan though so some people play it at home with their browser.

>>27112633
You're challenging your own team, dumbass

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>throw ball to catch mon
>game freezes

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>>27112630

uhhn uhhn 1-2 lets go
if you aint mystic then you aint shit kid
fuck wit us and you gonna get yo dick split
we be bluer than the mofukkin sky
in a battle wit us? bitch you gonna cry
colder than a god damn freezepop
oh you red? well I think you betta just stop

>>27112633
>why do I only get to use one Pokemon

Prior to fighting, you're allowed to set a team of 6 Pokemon.

>>27112633
You can only use one Pokemon if it's a teammate's gym. You're training it so you can place your own Pokemon there.
If you fight rival gyms you can use up to six Pokemon.

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Sigh... it's so late but I want that Horsea and Bulbasaur.

>>27112632
>>27112644
See >>27112648

>>27112674
>3 steps
You'll never find them

>>27112507
/vp/ is a christian board, back to riddit normalfag

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Can log in on my main account but my spoof account in the same location shows the server down screen.

mfw probably banned

>>27112380
Update: still a stupid faggot who can't figure this out

>>27112674
Catch that rat already

Does anyone know of a guide that shows how to dodge?
I've tried incorporating dodges in my battling, but 99% of the time I'll still take damage, no matter how I try to time it. So just spamming attacks is more efficient
I have a feeling server problems might be to blame.

>>27112692
Spoofed locations would use their spoofed location server.

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Finally got back in.

My 10km egg hatched and I never got to find out what it was. Pic related.

How'd I do?

>>27112574
who cares bro, that's what im about to do right now. it's just gonna be me, but im a little older, i can say i graduated and just here for the summer taking a walk or something. no one cares either way. it's like going to th emovies alone, except this has everyone doing it at the same time

>idly checking PoGo before turning in for bed
>HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING KRABBYS
>literally three of them on the map

I'm only ten candies off from being able to evolve mine. Can't wait to see what kind of boss ass giant fucking crab results.

>>27112718
Charge battery

>only 2 players in rural area
>faggot keeps waiting until the dead of night to take over all of my single gyms nearby
>obvious p2wfag

God damn it.

>>27112692
does that fact that it's in the top row mean it's closer?

>>27112713
What are you even talking about anon

>>27112674
caught myself a 340 bulb today, shame I'll never get any more to evolve him. Would make a beastly evolution

>>27112393
Nope. Still down.

>>27112742
Yes, they're 1-9 with 1 being closest

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>>27111668
I've got some

>go hunting around midnight in local community college for a few hours
>finally finishing up, also really have to pee
>look for nearest bathroom
>really gotta find a fucking bathroom
>walking around when I suddenly realize I went into a construction area without noticing
>suddenly hear a security golf cart approaching in my direction
>fuckfuckfuck
>get the fuck out
> security still following me
>suddenly it stops right in front of a library
>security guard pulls out her phone
>realize that the spot she's in on is a gym
>messes around on her phone for a few minutes and then leaves

it was bretty funny desu

>>27112669
I'm Mystic and this is just embarrassing

>>27112734
That's what the electabuzz is for! :^)

>Server finally back up

>Get dressed, go outside and start walking

>Get 1km down the road and the servers fuck themselves again.

What's the fucking point, this happens every time I try to play.

I've almost given up hope.

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GA anon here, went down to the ATL airport this morning. There's about 30 pokestops and 4 gyms, mainly the various pieces of art inside. They're not all that easy to get to unless you wander around inside, though. As of this morning, the 3 gyms clustered together were red, and one a ways off was yellow. Surprisingly not incredibly strong, only in the 300s or so.
Not much on the way there, only a few stops and a couple of gyms. Managed to catch a Bulbasaur and Eevee, missed a Horsea.
/blog

I hope the servers being raped scares off most of the normies.

>>27112624
>Walk to a semi quiet place downtown
>It has 3 stops close together and other 2 on the next street
>Decide to use Lure Module to farm for Growlithes
>Suddenly a group of bros come and ask if I was the one that placed that Lure Module
>They decide to join in and use Lure Modules on the other 2 stops
>More people start coming
>The last 2 stops get Modules
>Over 30 people trying to catch Pokemon there
Today was a good day

>>27112709
Pay close attention to the effects.
You should see somewhat faint lines in a circle when they attack.
Dodge immediately after those lines disappear, and assuming you don't get dicked by lag, you'll have done it right.

>>27112737
I love how fatasses cry P2W when it's literally meaningless if you live in the city.

>>27112774
liked and subscribed

>>27112788

I find it's a lot easier to dodge special attacks because of their longer animation.

>>27112774
Nigga your avatar looks high as fuck