Why does everyone hate team instinct?

>>27089056
Meant most bad ass legendary gen one bird pokemon

>Zapdos is my favorite of the three
>Blue is my favorite of the three
>I still picked Red because tits

Red is for warm-blooded alpha males. We believe might is right.

Yellow believes in child-rearing. Yellow is a submissive female caretaker, not an alpha male.

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>>27089056
>no weakness
Have go shitters ever seen a type chart?

>>27089056
They seem to be the whiniest group, which is a solid point against them.

>>27089056
>no weakness

Are you feeling alright, OP?

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>>27089102
>Ice and Rock will never be removed from Pokemon

>>27089056
I think we need a lugia and a Ho-ho teams. He'll why not one team for every legendary burd

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>>27089252
When?

I think it's just a /vp/ thing. It's pretty chill where I live with people swapping gyms regularly to maximise the gold bonus. Also everyone I've met from mystic and valour have been bros.

>go help yellow gym in my area
>place mon and become leader
>stay in area
>"hey what team are you?!"
>yellow!
>*groan* *sneer*
hey, fuck you too buddy

>>27089056
>>represented by zapados
so?
>>zapados is the most bad ass pokemon with basically no weakness because of electric/flying
>implying rocks aren't it weakness
>>looks badass too
So?
>>team instinct still gets made fun of by a fan club of people who worship a chicken with a flame on his head
>muh feelingz

>>27089056
>Hate

No one hates instinct, you're just the easier to target because there are so Few of you.

Personally I can't stand Red, Instincts are just...there

>>27089056
Don't worry OP, I'm representing instinct with you

And regretting it. I'm the only person of everyone I know and every gym I've seen who has picked instinct

>>27089056
>Why does everyone hate team instinct

Because you sound like a retarded man screaming into a mic.

https://youtu.be/uwnVNwMq6XQ?t=396
6:36

>>27089056
>Why does everyone hate team instinct?

Because it's the Hufflepuff of Pokemon

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>>27089056

>>27089056
As of this post, and including this thread, there are four separate threads just about Team Instinct. That is why no one like you.

>>27089245
Why would you want to remove rock and ice?

Mysticfriend here.

Zapdos is my favorite of the legendary birds, but yellow as a whole is a shit color. I don't want to be repsresented by a color so shitty. I also own no yellow clothing IRL, and that autistically influenced my decision :^)

i picked yellow just because i knew everyone would go red or blue because of the women

>>27089056
Anyway waiting for the 4th Color/Team aka Lugia?

>The year is 20XX
>In the middle of a war-torn American city, in a sprawling underground metro, a thin man stirs
>He is instantly grabbed and forced to the ground by two men clad in yellow t-shirts and hats
>A man in a yellow jacket walks over to the struggling prisoner. He smiles, his face is a mess of scars and burn wounds
>"So, you're finally awake you Mystic spy. Well, welcome to the Team Instinct headquarters!"
>The struggling man looks around and sees a huge group of yellow-dressed men all laughing at him
>He snaps
>"Where the fuck am I? What gang are you? Skinheads? We Crips will fuck you bitches up!"
>Deafening laughter reverberates in the metro. The man falls silent.
>The yellow-jacket leader smiles ruefully. "You poor bastard. You don't know what's going on."
>"Gangs are dead. Everything from before The Game is dead. All that's left... Are the teams."
>Yellow-Jacket looks up at the ceiling wistfully
>"It's all gone. The Game changed everything."
>"Just the other day, I saw a man in a MAGA hat take a bullet for a girl in a BLM shirt."
>"I saw a flaming homosexual rip a WBB church member out of a war zone."
>Yellow-Jacket turns to face the Crip. Yes sir, things are different now. In fact, I would like to-

>>27090825
>"COMMANDER, CHINA JUST WENT DARK"
>"What in hell? Who the fuck... Was it Valor? Those red bastards need to be taught a lesson!"
>"COMMANDER! OVER HERE, QUICK! IT'S JAMAL!"
>A huge black man staggers in from one of the tunnels. His shirt is shredded, his face bloodied
>The Yellow-Jacketed Commander rushes to his dying teammate
>Jamal whispers only two words before he fades away
>"...Blue Niggas"
>"FUCK! Instinct, let's move. Guard the entry points right now!"
>A scream emanates from within the tunnel
>"JESUS CHRIST! RICKY!"
>Two Instinct members rush to the wounded man, who gives them a hopeless smile
>"I'm sorry. They made me do it." He croaks
>His shirt is stripped off, revealing a trio of Voltorbs strapped to his chest
>The explosion rocks the tunnel, blasting the Instinct members back and causing their ears to ring
>A distant shriek pierces the ringing sound
>"ALLAHU BLANCHE!!!"
>A Scyther leaps into the room and beheads a helpless yellow shirted man
>A Blastoise uses body slam and sends a group of Instincts flying, and uses his water cannons to wreak havoc on the survivors
>Three Beedrills enter the room, only to be swiftly shot down by a powerful bolt of lightning
>The Commander stands back up, his mighty Raichu by his side.
>"GO! GET OUT OF HERE!" He screams to his allies. "I'LL HOLD 'EM OFF!"
>Energy balls and flamethrowers go off from every side as Instinct retreats. Razor leaves and hydro pumps destroy rock and stone, causing cave-ins everywhere
>For every Mystic member that falls, three Instinct's perish

>>27090845
>Everyone has evacuated, except for the Instinct Commander and the Crip
>A Machamp nearly crushes the Commander between his fists, but the Crip shoots the Pokemon once in the face, and then thrice in the chest
>The Commander smiles over his shoulder, and the Crip gives a solemn nod
>The two men fight side by side, but they are swiftly overwhelmed
>The Commander's Raichu is maimed and flattened by a gigantic Onix
>The Crip falls to his knees, out of ammo. He is executed by a Sandslash
>The Commander falls over, his intestines all mangled from the last brutal assault
>As a Mystic goon forces him to the ground, he stares into the wide-open eyes of the dead Crip
>"We wanted to make the most immersive Pokemon game ever." He whispers
>The Mystic member calls over his Graveler
>"A game where anyone could play, and new friendships could be made."
>"Graveler, use rock smash!"
>"And we succeeded."
>And with those final words, Reggie died

>>27090865
>>27090845
>>27090825


You took the time to type, this, was this supposed to be funny? Because it wasn't.

Also this counts as spam, so buh bye.

>>27090805
If gen 2 does come out it will be the three beasts, not lugia/ho-oh

>>27090865
beautiful

>>27089056
>zapados
I fucking knew Go would do this. Get the fuck out and go back to Ribbit you filthy casual.

>>27089056
People like the whole red/blue thing. Still, Zapdos is the best and when Pokemon go is released in my country I'm going with team instinct.

>>27091030
>2016
>not knowing about zapados xD

leave /VP/ pls

>>27090609
Glad to see I'm not the only one using that analogy.

>>27089096
>Zapdos is competitively viable
>Moltres and Articuno are absolutely shit competitively
Ipso facto you're a faggot

Yellow is an ugly color.

>>27091730
Only to the weak

To appreciate yellow, one must have strong eyes

>>27092418
I'll take weak eyes over a fuggo color any day.

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>>27090825
>>27090845
>>27090865
Amazing

>leader is a dork named Spark
>Triangles are fucking annoying
>the color yellow is tacky and irritating
>instinct is for weakfags

Valor is GOAT. Mystic looks interesting too, but my squad would disown me for joining them.

>>27091682
>caring about competitive viability for a mascot that you cannot interact with

Ipso facto: you're probably on the spectrum.

Team Eugenics is Hitler loving scum.

>>27089096
I am literally a housewife and i picked red

How dare people disrespect Battery Jesus!

>>27092613
Not the guy you're talking to, but the common theory is that when the Legenday Birds are released, you'll get the one associated with your team first

>>27089056
>zapados

Zapdos, you fucking nigger.

>>27090913
Dude stop being a faggot. This was amazing i want part 2!!