Who else /cruising/ here?

Don't use your phone while driving, you fucking idiot.

People like you should be gassed en masse.

>>27081006

>this immature that he needs to drive while playing a game designed for 6 year olds

Nice one faggot

>>27081006
Even poorfags have cars.

It's more about being an idiot on the road and endangering other people's lives.

I genuinely hope you crash, just for making another shitty thread about this, and thinking anyone is envious of your stupidity.

>>27081006
I hope you drive off a bridge like the reckless fucktard you are

>>27081006
Triggers who? Poorfags that can't afford a phone or poorfags that can't afford a car?
Everyone has a fucking cell phone, it's hardly a luxury by now.
Buying a shitty kid's handheld console for one series is, though.

I don't care if OP kills himself, but it would suck if other people got hurt just because he's a complete idiot.

>>27081115
Agreed

>>27081113
I think he's pretending that anyone who would disapprove of him being a dangerous idiot surely must be jealous of his car.

I recommend ALL go users to catch pokemon while they are driving.

Cleanse /vp/ of this new cancer.

>>27081138
What does this have to do with anything? The game is free.

>>27081135
I bet you think drunk driving is cool, too.

>>27081138
Hi OP.

>>27081145
As long as they don't hurt anyone else in the process, no one deserves to have their lives ruined because of some fucking idiots.

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>>27081006
>tfw live in rural area
>no mons unless Drive


I just take my son and let him catch em all while I drive. Win/win

>>27081135
Talking on the phone is one thing. Flicking and going through menus is something else. Either way, it's a really stupid risk. Giving a fuck about your own driving and people around you doesn't make one a pussy.

>>27081135
>https://techcrunch.com/2010/09/24/study-texting-while-driving-responsible-for-16000-deaths-in-6-years/

>inb4 LOL BUT I'M BETTER THAN THOSE POOR FAGGOTS LOLOLOLOLOL XDDD

Wow, God forbids driving safely and actually using your legs for a change.

>>27081135
You can't if you're looking at a screen instead of the road you moron.
I don't care if you kill yourself, but I'd rather avoid you kill someone else just because you wanted to catch a ditto on the highway.

>>27081255
This.

>>27081246
EVERYONE HAS A FUCKING CAR YOU MORON.

>>27081246
>HURR DURR I ENDANGER INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS FOR A CHILD'S GAME, BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT TO WALK. AM I COOL YET?

You're so impressive.

>>27081174
Chances are the people they'll hit are go players too.
Fuck em all.

Did everyone know the rarest and strongest pokemon are found in school zones?
Don't forget to constantly check your phones while driving in those areas.

>>27081246
Everyone who owns a car doesn't play phone games while they drive, you imbecille. Because they're not idiots.

>>27081169
>>27081204
>>27081210
>>27081255
i knew /vp/ was lame but not this lame, fucking christ

nevermind the cool factor, you guys just dont get out, real life demands that you drink and drive sometimes, it's just what happens. Some people can handle it and some can't - just because the oppressive laws are 0 tolerance doesnt mean you should be, but then again i guess you're all like 14 and have never drank or driven, and grew up watching propaganda militaristic authoritarian ads

>>27081246
I do this on my bike. My benefits outweigh yours,

>>27081314
Edgy.

>>27081330
>real life demands that you drink and drive sometimes, it's just what happens
Here's your (you).

>>27081246

Your constant efforts to draw a line between yourself and the poor/underageb& only further incriminates. You are a very insecure person.

>>27081330
The myths of drinking and driving are dumb.
Truth is if you get enough alcohol in you you're actually a better driver due to being more aware.

Use that awareness to catch more pokemon.

>>27081330
If people this stupid are really allowed behind the wheel, I'm worried.

If you're going to keep outwardly projecting your personal problems, I'm going to start charging hourly.

>>27081373
Yeah, who cares if you run over people. You needed to catch your fiftieth pidgey.

>>27081365
>>27081365

>You are a very insecure person.

And yet I'm more secure than a pedestrian kiddy :^)

>>27081330
>LOL THOSE 30 FAGGOTS WHO DIE PER DAY BECAUSE OF SUBHUMAN SHITSTAINS LIKE DON'T MATTER WHO CARES IT'S JUST A NUMBER I WANNA PLAY AN ULTRA-CASUALIZED VERSION OF POKEMON

You know what? Do you like hearing that you made someone on the internet mad? We'll you'll enjoy this. If I could right now, I would break your goddamn nose. You are a fucking waste of organs.

>lol who cares about your kid I just ran over, BEER AND POKEMON LOL

>>27081398
>keeps trying to call everyone who cares about road safety children

This is all just one guy, right?

>>27081398
> I have adult friends but we still play Pokemon even though we DRINK!!!!! ALCOH0L!!! its sooooo much fun after working all day like adults do, responsibilities but haha I still have fun ;))

You're just a treat.

>>27081417
You keep coming back to the underage thing. Is that something you'd like to talk about with the group?

>>27081440
Only children need to rant and be told about safety.
Safety comes as second to any adult,

>>27081456
I actually dont drink, im kinda with you guys on the assholes in here talking about drinking and driving.

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>>27081330
>>27081373
>>27081385
>>27081398
>>27081417

>>27081440
I can only assume so, two people don't think this backwards and coincidentally smack foreheads whole staring at their shoelaces. Probably one guy. Young, unexciting, doesn't drink but really wants to or thinks he needs to. No friends but plenty of stories of them. Projects constantly. Probably a shitty driver.

>>27081416
The neighborhoods im driving through don't have that many people in them.
If i hit some idiot who didn't see me coming and move then i'll just speed off.
Chances are no one saw it and the shock of getting hit didn't give him enough time to see my plate number.

>>27081246
>>hatch eggs in minutes
speed is limitd anyway and have to pay for gas. With a bike you can reach easily the speed, no gas, makes you fit
>>fly from pokestop to pokestop in seconds
depends on places but with a bike you are probably faster because of less traffic and shortcuts
>>keep phone fully charged while playing
made a chargers for my bikes dynamo
>>sit in a comfortable chair while playing
I like riding bike since child
>>enjoy protection from rain/wind
thats a point for you but we have summer right now so its fine


so keep cruisig amerifat

>>27081296
Chill.
People in cities can live without owning a car, child. Magical concept called public transportation.

Also, majority of /v/, /vg/, and /vp/ users are underage.

>>27081514
>If i hit some idiot who didn't see me coming and move then i'll just speed off.
Now I'm really, really hoping you're trolling, and are not a legit psychopath.

>>27081533
>child
You're really hung up on that, huh. Can't come up with anything better? Want some help?

>>27081105
if you cant play go and drive at the same time stop driving. Shits so easy I drive manual and its still fucking mundane. stop being a straight edge faggot

>>27081533
>People in cities can live without owning a car, child. Magical concept called public transportation.
Wait, are you saying that driving a car is exactly the same as riding a bus? Just how many times were you dropped as a baby?

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>>27081459

>>27081574
>taking meaningless risks that could easily affect others makes me a real bad-ass, right?

How very mature of you.

>>27081530
>cars can only go one speed. im too poor to afford gas.

>im a shitty driver and dont use gps and live traffic updates

>i like to look like an autist with excessive gear on his pikachu bike

>i like having a soar ass, ive practiced anal with a BBC since i was a child

>it doesnt rain in summer, EVER

>>27081587
>no u
Wow, you really are a mature adult man. This proves it.

>>27081021
>>27081030
>>27081034
>>27081064
>>27081082
>>27081105
I love you guys

>>27081612
>I'm too cool for grammar, exercise or not running over children.

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>>27081636

>>27081330
>lol I can drink and drive at the same time just fine!
>Oh, but ignore those heavy dents and missing bumper, ok? Completely unrelated to how I drive.

>>27081138
This isn't really accurate. It needs to be redrawn with the fox staring at a phone not paying attention about to be hit by grapes driving a car while staring at a phone not paying attention.

>>27081612

holy shit this fat neckbearded amerifat that is so salty because he has no friends to play this game with.

>>27081663
So you're a shitty driver and automatically assume everyone else is too?

Jesus, I cant wait to take over all the gyms in your areas with 10,000 cp pokemon while all you faggots circle jerk about "muh safety".

>>27081660
>haha, I posted a picture I saved from the internet. Now I win!

Keep trying, redneck.

>>27081135
Edgy

Have fun dying.

>>27081660
>How dare he make fun of my illiteracy! I'm an aduuuuult!

>>27081723
>>27081487

>>27081246
You're probably like 16 and using your dad's car without his permission.

>>27081723

If you sincerely think it's your safety I'm concerned about, you've been misled.

>>27081723
An "adult", ladies and gentlemen. Because this is how they act.

>Americans

Ya know at first I was all : You can totally play this and drive, just be safe about it, designate a pal to go with you, ect
But this one asshole in the thread kinda makes me not wanna go out now unless it's away from roads

>>27081723
We don't give a fuck about you, we worry about the people you endanger for such a retarded reason. You can go drive into a wall for all we care.

>>27081744
You're the one that can't come up with arguments anymore and resorts to personal attacks and looking for grammatical errors.
Think its pretty clear who has won here.

Also typing this while on the freeway :^)

>>27081803
I've given plenty of reasons. Like how it's stupid to endanger pedestrians because you want to play a child's game on your phone. If you're not enough of a man to take responsibility for your own actions, that's not my fault.
And who cares about winning, I just don't want you to run over someone just due to you being an idiot.

>>27081803
>Also typing this while on the freeway :^)
What is "famous last words"?

>>27081803
>being this butthurt over someone making a single remark about his grammar

Woah, I knew you were insecure, but this is getting silly.

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>one guy

You faggots resort to any trick in the book when you hear a sound argument thats true.

>in shoope

>>27081849
But he's a cool, mature adult, who proves it by doing needlessly stupid things and bragging about them on the internet. He's clearly the winner here.

>>27081135
I lost my bumper to some faggot high-schooler twiddling away on his phone. Cunt just slams into me from behind at a stop sign.

I made the little shit pay me 100 dollars in exchange for not reporting the accident to his insurance company. (I fixed the bumper myself)

>>27081862
Funny, I could have sworn that middle post was just a troll.

>>27081337
The anon in the car probably outweighs you, though.

>>27081862
When I posted that picture, I was accusing you of behaving like a child trying to be an adult. I think you missed the point of my post completely. Also, you seem upset.

>>27081896
Zing!

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>>27081898
>all this back tracking now that he realizes more people agree

Nothing's going to convince OP until he fucks up, and even then he'll probably still be in denial. Just hope he just crashes his car into something and not someone.

>>27081862
Calm down before you have a heart attack, you fat fuck.

>>27081916
I'm not backtracking, I'm just explaining an obvious joke to you. It's okay if you don't get a reference, Anon. It's nothing to be so upset about.

>>27081064
i hope he hits your parents

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These car fags are catching pokemon faster and taking over all our gyms.

Its not fair!

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>finally get a day off from work
>running errands
>eggs hatchin
>10 minutes into my ride realize that I am living the real life shiny hunting experience


This is bliss familia

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>>27081916
>two people
>more

>vs the 20 or so that have called him a dumbass

>making an appeal to popularity in the first place

>I-I'm totally winning! The average person wouldn't think I'm a brain dead retard for trying to play a children's video game while driving a car! Yeah, that sounds right!

>>27081916
You really should watch Bojack Horseman, it's a pretty good show. And then you'll get the joke.

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>>27081006
Have fun OP

Where I live, the police will rip you out of your car and arrest you if they catch you texting while driving.

I have zero respect for little bitches who think they are above the law.

>>27081501
that's rather specific anon

>>27081957
so if i show that a third person agree with OP will you move the goal posts again?

>>27081006

Hell yea nigga. Playing this shit on the way to a job interview.

>>27081983
No, because you'll still be a dangerous idiot. It doesn't matter how many idiots you gather in one place, you're still being a terrible driver.

>>27081983
And now you're just repeating words you've heard before but don't quite understand in hopes that it'll "win" the "argument" for you.

>>27081983
You seem strangely obsessed with "winning" for an adult. Is driving a game to you?

>Be mexican
>wanting to play pokemon go
>pokemon go isn't released in mexico,and might never be in mexico

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MOM!

HE'S BEATING ME IN MY POCKET MONSTER GAME USING THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY OF PLAYING!

>>27081862
inspect elements.

>>27082041
Oh man, you hilarious and really clever joke totally makes it okay that you're a dangerous driver for a really terrible reason!

>>27082041
How do you "beat" someone in a game with no PVP?

>inb4 muh gyms
I really doubt we live in the same area but ok.

>>27081952
t. Car Fag

If we give OP a trophy that says he won, do you think he'll shut up?

>>27081006
Drive off a bridge please and thanks OP.

>>27082041
Efficient in killing people, yes.

Hopefully you'll crash into a tree and not another person.

>all the redditors in this thread not laughing at the upcoming influx of normie pokemon-related deaths

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>>27082041
mobile """"""""""games""""""""""

>>27082041
Mom, this is your son.

I'm in the hospital. There was an accident. I won't be home for your birthday. The doctors say the internal bleeding was very severe. I might not survive. I just want you to know that I love you.

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>>27082077
Let's try it.

>>27082041
Here you go.

>>27082041
>this shitty mobile game is totally worth driving over some kids. I'm an adult.

dumb goposter

Right here man, but only for far away pokespots or when I need to run an arrand. Anything in my neighborhood (which is pretty huge) I walk.

>>27081916
>haven't watched Bojack Horseman yet

You're missing out.

>>27082087
The people angry are normies, anon
They came here a couple days ago when go was released.
Now they are angry the true pokemon fans found a way to accelerate the fun in their casual game.

>>27082147
>I'm sorry about your dead four-year-old daughter but I don't really care because she isn't a Pokemon.

>>27082147
>accelerate the fun
Being too lazy for a causal phone game is nothing you should brag about, you know.

>Not having a car

Everyone here is an adult and over 21, right? ...right?

I'm so glad that most of these "drivers" are just kids trying to get attention, and not actually driving around looking at their phones.

>>27082184
>>27081487

>>27082147
You're right but I don't understand why these faggots came here instead of r/pokemon.

>>27082184
Yes, because nothing says adult like playing pokémon while driving, because you literally can not last ten fucking minutes without pokémon. Very mature and grown up.

>>27082184
There were actually some statistics (think they used google captchas linked to accounts) that showed /vp/ is over run with underage b&'s.

Would explain why a majority of the people can't into cars and think alcohol is some unholy toxin.

I mean..does anyone else here have a car but just refuse to use it for this? you're going to waste $ on gas just riding around following the fucking nearby pokemon list.
At most I'd use my car to drive me to a busy city center and then just walk around, but fuck wasting gas, at that point I may as well just buy microtransactions and be a pay 2 win faggot

>>27082221
>drunk driving is totally bad-ass

Found another idiot.

>>27082087
edgy
d
g
y

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>>27081135
>people can't use their phones safely and drive
>"what a bunch of pussies"

>>27081006
Is it true that downloading the .apk mirror when Pokemon GO isn't officially released in your country is going to get you banned online?

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>>27082221
>if he doesn't think drinking while drunk is ok he must think alcohol is bad, too

>>27082184
Do you realize how fucking stupid you have to be to think that every single adult should own a car? Do you realize that there are people outside of where you live (with your parents) in metropolitan areas where owning a car just isn't feasible or necessary? Being an adult obviously doesn't imply common sense and you're a good indicator of that.

>>27082184
I have a car.
I also have a spotless driving record.
And a fucking family.
And a brain.

>>27082095
>internal bleeding
>not eternal bleeding

>>27082254
Yes, permab&

>>27082221
Alcohol is awesome. I'm just not enough of an asshole to drive while drunk, because I sure wouldn't want to meet a drunk driver in traffic. It's called responsibility, and it's something you'll learn.

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OP, I'd blow you if i could.
I don't even care if you're serious.

Thanks for triggering the reddit cancer and tumblrinas that swamed this site on gos release.

It was very entertaining, please do it again.

>>27082351
suck his dick

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>>27081006
>Being so fat you can't get out of your car and go for a walk

>>27082351
>haha, people who can actually drive are all tumblerinas!

This makes little sense.

>>27082376
I think he means people who play Pokemon GO in general are Tumblrinas

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Do your civic duty and get faggots like OP off the road and in chains where he can't harm anyone.

>>27082351
>le site wars
>m--muh 4chins
>m-m-muh 2d pokegirl porn
go outside fatso.. Go will help you achieve a better life.

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>mfw I'm level 15 with a billion items from just driving around
>literally posting this from my phone while I drive
Poorfags mad as F U C K.

brb let me go take over this guy's gym real quick then drive to the other gym and take it too

>>27082184
>Owning a Car

I live off the coast of CA on Catalina island. A car is a danger to everyone with such short roads, We walk and or use Golf-karts to get around. Cars are not a way of life just because you grew up with them.

>>27081246
walkfags BTFO

>>27081459
I think the anon you replied to made a joke.
He's insecure but more secure than a pedestrian kiddy who is about to get run over by a GO player.

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Enough is enough.

I just had two kids the other day hop my private property fence because they saw something and were swinging their phones like retards.

I yelled at them to get off my lawn and they ran for the hills, but the very idea that this supports tresspassing by stupid kids is annoying. They're lucky this is a no-gun state, if this were Texas they'd be shot on site.

>>27082462
>anyone who doesnt sit on their ass shitposting and playing pokemon behind the wheel of a 2 ton rolling ball of metal is mad and poor

you're not even that high of a level faggot.. i dont see why you feel the need to brag

>>27082507
Guess which one goes to prison in that scenario?

>>27081006
Yes, you taking picture and playing pokemon while using your car trigger me because that's dumb and irresponsable, and also because I don't have my car anymore because of someone like you

>>27082527
The one who can buy Johnny law a donut and get off scott free? lol.

>>27082514
how old are you? the correct phrase is "shot on sight" by the way. you also can't shoot someone just for being on your lawn in texas, dumbass. everybody here knows you wouldn't have the balls to kill some kids just for playing pokemon, either. why'd you post this?

Idiots on the road are the worst. There is no elitism or freedom in being a reckless driver, all it proves is that you're an uncaring asshole who gives two shits about the people around them.

Took out some womans rear bumper because you couldn't catch a ditto? LOL ITS THE WOMANS FAULT. SHOULDA SEEN ME COMING

Ran over some kid at the elementary school? PFFT, I WAS BUSY EGG HATCHING, BRAT SHOULDA PAID ATTENTION.

Sixteen car gridlock behind you because your going 20 in a 60 mile zone? LOOL GO AROUND, IM CATCHIN POKEYMANZ

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>>27082462
>driving around in my new BMW
>decide to stop at nearest gym
>see some neck beard nerd talking to a couple girls bragging about how he owns the gym
>walk up the group and show them the things i caught driving around
>proceed to beat gym and deposit a few of my bros to help protect it
>tell girls if they want to head to a bar, i'll drive
>girls hop into car and we speed away as the neckbeard is left with a tear running down his eye

>>27082609
Epic!

>>27082545
Poe's law is in fully effect here. I genuinely cannot tell if you're just trolling, or if you're actually a middle school kid with no idea how the real world works. Good/bad job.

>>27082609
Things that never happened for 200 Alex.

>>27082633
im pretty sure he was joking.. wasnt funny/clever but thats irrelevant

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Really makes you think.

>>27082634
thats the point fucking autist

>>27082254
No, that's bullshit.

>>27082446
wow the people getting triggered by op are normies. who could have seen this coming?

I know it's a troll thread, but I'm still upset.

>>27082184
This is what white privilege looks like.

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>>27082609
>Driving around in my old Toyota
>See some shiny new BMW
>See a Pidgeot right above it
>OH FUCK, HES GONNA STEAL MY BIRD!
>Slam the gas and go 80
>TOYOTA USED HEADBUTT!
>Smash into the BMWs bumper and send it spiraling out of control down the road, the screams of women can be heard from inside
>BUT WHO CARES, PIDGEOT!
>Turn my attention back to the bird
>YOU ARE MINE FUCKER!
>SPin the dial, capture complete
>HAHA YES, WAIT TILL THE BOYS ON /r/POKEMON SEE THIS!
>speed off with sirens blaring and flaming BMW wreckage in my wake blasting route 1 on stereo

>not having your girlfriend sitting in the passenger seat catching mons on both your phones for you while you keep your eyes on the road
peasant

>>27082679
if im a normie what does that make u? an autist?

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>>27082704
>TOYOTA USED HEADBUTT!

>>27082724
being an autist isnt even an insult on /vp/
anyone whos been here long enough wears it as a badge of honor

lurk moar

>>27082724
>dumb normies come to an autist site because their own kind are boring then think autist is an insult
cry more kid

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>>27082514
>not owning a Houndoom as a guard doggo
Your fault for living in a cucked state, nogunz. I keep my CCW with me at all times when out hunting for pokes since the BLM dindus are chimping out again.

>>27082708
This truly is the best method of driving and GOing at the same time.

>>27082763
>>27082758
I-I'm autistic and proud!!!

>>27082768
What do you carry?

>>27082768
>>>/pol/

Back to your trashcan.

>>27082708
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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With the amount of fishes OP has caught here he could eat for week.

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>>27082857
>Fishes

It's Fish. Fish is the plural of Fish. There is no such fucking thing as "fishes"

Octopi
Mice
Deer

If I hear one more illiterate fucking retard say fishes. I swear.

>>27082221

No, it would explain why retards like you think that it's okay to drink and drive or drive while you're fucking around on your phone.

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>>27082794
1911 like a true tryhard

>>27081006
Some OP die from suffocating on dick, others die in cad crashes.

>>27082941
cant go wrong

>>27081006
This doesn't trigger poorfags.
This triggers intelligent people with families who care about them.

You're a lonely piece of shit endangering lives for one of the most empty games ever made, I hope you crash into a fucking tree.

Before any of you start claiming this crap about the game, what happens in a week or 2? If people have 30+ pokemon already, then what else is there? Battles? With 2 attacks? You really think people are going to continue to do this shit every day. What's happening is a novelty and it will die very early unless they release something fast.

>>27082944
>cad crashes
Damn, I knew about the computer that caught fire when they were making the CGI for Transformers 2, but I didn't know anybody died in it.

>>27082787
It was bound to happen.

Jesus at this point I'm wondering if all these normies are actually counter-trolls just pretending to be pussies.

>tfw friend ran over a mailbox while playing go

People are genuinely going to die playing this

>>27083027
When the fuck did being a normie mean not being a murderous shitstain?

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>mfw I saw two separate two-car accidents near a church last night
Mysticfags who can't drive need to be gassed.

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>>27082768
>mfw a BLM mob blocking a freeway gets mowed down by somebody playing Pokemon

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>>27082894
Actually "fishes" is the correct plural when it specifically refers to more than one kind of fish, as opposed to multiple fish of the same kind or just multiple fish in general. His usage of it was incorrect but it's still an actua; word.

Also, "octopi" is not the correct plural of "octopus" since the "us → i" rule only applies to second declension nouns in Latin, whereas "octopus" is a third declension noun. The correct plural in English is simply "octopuses".

t. grammar Nazi

>>27083221
This makes me happy as I've always thought "octopuses" was way more fun to say and doesn't make me sound like an annoying poindexter.

>>27083066
>i care more about a small risk to the lives of braindead normies than optimizing what i'm doing
>but i'm not a normie guys

>being such a lazy fuck that you can't be bothered to walk around while looking for pokemon

>>27083221
Grammar Nazi, pls help.
When a nip word ends in "-a" can you use "-ae" for the plural? Moonspeak doesn't have grammatical number but "-as" sounds dumb.

>>27082787
fake

>>27083316
>being cucked by arbitrary rules while playing a childrens game

i bet you're against injecting too

>>27081330
eugh shut the fuck up

>>27083420
Wew, congrats you beat the system. You sure showed me.
I'll be enjoying all these calories burned but at least you didn't let yourself be held down by the man.

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>>27083316
Yeah sorry for not being an underage/NEET who can waste my entire day wandering around in the hot sun getting all sweaty with my phone out like a retard.

>>27083362
Absolutely not, you stupid faggot. Japanese has no plural noun conjugation. Plural of ninja is ninja, plural of anime is anime.

What the fuck did you think it was, "ninjae"???

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>>27081006
>burning money instead on other things
>not using uber/lyft, bus, or plenty other transport options.
Not a poor fag if I avoid spending a chuck of salary on a car, rich or poor.

And if you HAVE to car, you live in a rural area or just in a place with shitty infrastructure.

Besides I think anyone even with a car will tell it's better to be a ridder playing Pokemon GO for what should be obvious reasons

>>27083461
And i'll be spending all that free time catching bigger and better things than you

Enjoy not being able to get those pokemon 50 miles over :^)

>>27083549
Well my income is a few million per year so spending a couple grand on gas isn't really a big deal.

Is it a meme to get this triggered by people driving and playing Go? Seriously, learn to fucking drive if your pea brain can't let you do both.

>>27083549
I ride a scooter and it's cheaper than the bus.

>>27081314
So edgy

>>27083527
I think ninjae sounds better than ninjas desu

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>>27081330
Either you're 16 or were dropped in the head when being a baby

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>be poorfag
>cant afford car
>walk around all day in blistering sun looking for pokemon
>its okay, with a workout like this i'll lose those extra 100 pounds in no time
>head to pokestop to pick up more supplies
>see my high school crush with her phone out playing
>walk up to her and try to say hi
>she holds her nose
>ANON, YOU SMELL LIKE SPOILED CHEESE AND CAT PISS. WHY ARE YOU SOAKING WET?
>i try to explain i've been out all day sweating while playing go
>she's in tears laughing and tells me she needs to go meet up with her boyfriend
>gets into a nice Audi and continues laughing while driving away

Fucking carfags are horrible

>>27081255

You don't have to always stare at the screen. Drive around places with low traffic and just look down if your phone vibrates. If there's parking or shoulders on the roads you can also pull over to safely catch things.

>>27081006
DEJA VU

>>27083785
>has a phone capable of supporting Pokémon Go
>poorfag
GET THE FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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>>27083785

>>27081951
Why?

>>27083862
Poorfags always have the nicest phones, TVs and occasionally clothes. Why do you think they are poor anon?

>>27083862
Im still in the family plan.
Mother likes to know when i'll be home from my adventures so she can heat up my tendies

>be me
>have friends
>take turns driving while everyone else is GOing
It must be a really sad existance endangering everyone around yous life just because you can't find a single friend, and won't even leave your car in fear of making one in the great outdoors

>>27083785
Fucking fatfags are fat

>>27083549
What is this based off of?
Annual income?
I spent 75% but i bought a car straight up and it will last me 10 years.

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>be poorfag
>want to challenge the closest gym with my 318 CP Pidgeot
>four blocks away
>"no problem, I'm gonna get /fit/ as fuck playing this game"
>see that there's a wild Electabuzz nearby
>Android screen too cracked to pinpoint exactly where it is
>walk out in the middle of the road
>hit by a Toyota Camry
>mfw red team added a 526 CP Scyther to that gym
f-fucking carfags

>>27082184
I have a car and drink occasionally.

I'm also not retarded enough to play a shitty mobile game while driving or to drive while drunk. The consequences for either one aren't worth a couple of shitty points in a mobile game or getting busted and having a DUI charge on your record. You haven't matured whatsoever if you think doing either thing is okay, it doesn't matter how old you are. There's 40+ year olds who still haven't learned this shit too, and they get put in jail or end up with hefty fines after fucking up.

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>>27083958
>missing out on pokemon because you're too much of a pussy / bad driver
I bet you also let your friends take turns with your wife just because you aren't using her.

I have 600h in Pokémon X and about 300in AS, but this game is so bad it's ridiculous.
>Fighting butchered to the point it's no longer resembles Pokémon combat
>Because of that catching is kinda worse (though throwing the ball and having to hit would be neat for the maingames)
>Leveling/abilities/Stats all scrapped
>Can't walk with screen off
>Cashshop
I really like Pokémon and am hyped for Moon/Sun as hell but this game is good til the point you notice it's just a mash-up of other phone games. Still kinda weird, i doubt normies would have minded the newer mechanics like abilities and New typings much. On the other hand "Geeks" and "Nerds" will pay for the game and microtransactions, making it a success and enabling the development of more dumbed down games based on already pretty casual games.
Really a shame, it could have been amazing.

>>27084048
The difference between you and I, is that while both of us are hitting your wife, I do it with my penis, you do it with your car

>>27083912
Good point. No wonder debt is such a huge thing.
>>27083941
>tfw bad mommy doesn't buy you nice things.
My phone only texts, does calls, only supports some apps, and lets me access SLOW internet... She hates my guts.

>>27083514
Not that guy but why would you be playing shitty mobile games if you don't have time?

>>27081330
(You)

>>27082370

It's not about laziness, there are other pokemon in adjacent towns sometimes.

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>>27084026
>be me
>walk 5 miles to nearest gym
>see chad from one of my classes hanging out with his friends
>they notice me and come to see what i have
>"Anon, have you been playing this game ON FOOT? Hey guys, look at this idiot, he thinks he can beat our gym with these pokemon."
>All his friends laugh and chad gives me a big pat on the back
>Chad is very strong and his pat causes me to fall over
>his group is hysterical
"BRUH, YOU NEEDA HIT THE GYM! COME BY AND WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH SOME TWO POUNDERS!"
>they all get into his Hummer and take off
>i get up and realized been laying on top of my phone this whole time
>screen is cracked in multiple places
>through the shattered glass i can see the gym is defended by a 1059cp Magmar
>pick up phone and start walking home

These people playing go by car need to fuck off my franchise

>be me
>have work pickup truck
>insurance is in company name not mine (we insure cars not drivers here)
>Scratches in back already
I can't wait to slam my fucking breaks on a goer.

Does playing by car give you shittier mons or something? I notice its mostly generic normal and flying types but that could just be because of my area. I've also never been able to catch up to one of those fast roamers in a car. Ive had Jigglypuff at three footprints at the front of my nearby pokemon several times but every direction I go it never gets any closer. Eggs hatch hella fast though and I need that to get anything slightly rare.

Funnily enough, despite being a car fag (i stop to fucking play, im not a retard) transit fags have an op advantage. I took the skytrain the other day, and hit a solid 20 pokestops 8 gyms and a fuck tonne of mons in 40 minutes. Now i know how all the poor fags at uni are ahead of me.

Holy shit I knew there were underage on here, but not this much.

When a pokemon shows up or you roll by a spot it takes literally a quarter to half a second to look and swipe. And guess what, you do that when it's safe. Not on a curve or with a car right in front or behind you.

When you grow up you'll see, and you'll think back on how much of a jackals you were over things you didn't understand.

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>>27084530
So glad shits $550 first offence here.
Gets in thousands pretty quick.
Can't wait for go to bankrupt fags and take away their license

>>27084530
And a child or large animal can run in front of your car in that split second.

>inb4 lol that will never happen because nothing bad ever happens to me

>>27081974
>post on a website where this site has proven they can be above the law if they want

>>27082243
He didn't say you you fucking retard

>>27084843
This is an +18 site, son.

>>27084797
>guys you need to be careful and progress slowly in your game just to make up for the retardation of my normie spawn that run in front of cars

>>27084892
>playing GO
lol no

You are cancer.

>>27084797
Do you have tunnel vision anon? I see the sidewalks and curbs aswell. Not to mention there is a reason Jay walking is illegal.

If I ran out infront of a car in that split second I'd still get hit, wanna know why? Brakes don't work instantly, you'll see that when you're older and drive for your first time.

>>27081021
No we want them to keep doing it. Thins out the heard.

>>27083702
Underrated post.

>>27081006
you know cruising usually means you're looking to fuck a man right? driving around to different gay bars etc

>From Graveler to Golem you need 100 Geodude candy.
Please tell me it doesn't work this way with Alakazham too.

>>27084936
I didn't say they run out two inches in front of your current position you fucking ape.

>>27084797
what a faggggggot


i dont want to see anybody get hit, but they wont, dont be such a fucking narc

All these faggots who literally grew up being breastfed authoritarian ads that spew misinformation are now parroting said bullshit with a genuine sense of superiority

>>27085223
You'd still get hit running infront of someone 50 feet away if they're going ~45mph.

Besides, it's stupid and illegal to run into traffic.

>>27084464
I went to a public park, and caught a Staryu and Electabuzz in my car, but nothing on foot.

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>>27084797
>not being aware of your surroundings

I watched two some kids get pulled over last night for being on the phone, obviously playing Pokemon. It was right outside of the local Pokestop, which is coincidentally the parkinglot between the library and police station. Everyone else that drove there waited until they were parked to take out their phones. Had a front row seat to watch cops just have to turn into the street to pull people over. Seriously, use common sense.

>>27085430
Dude. My dad died because he was hit by a driver who was too busy texting on her phone at an intersection to notice he was crossing at a walk signal.

Get the fuck off your liberal soapbox. There is no brainwashing, its fucking common sense and realism. Is being able to multitask going to bring my dad back? You rebel law breakers are exactly the reason why I'm the only person in my fucking family left.

>>27085766
lmao nice dad idiot

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Hey guys look what I caug

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>>27084070
holy shit you just made that other guy get BTFO

I was riding passanger trying to catch them, I used my incense and encountered a bunch, but they kept breaking free. I then turned off AR and i haven't had one escape since. Anyone else encounter this?

>>27085169
It does

I thought by crusing you meant being on a cruise ship

lame....

>>27081330
>>27081385
>>27082041
>swerves their car off a bridge
>dies
rip

>>27082351
le site war that hasnt been relevant since 2014

>>27082243
>>27082261
>>27082910
he never said driving under the influence of alcohol you autists

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Just play it at red lights or get someone to play it for you in the passenger seat
There are a ton of pokestops at street corners and you can just catch the pokemon near you

>>27082704
>Toyota used headbutt
Fuck that got me good.

>>27083000
Don't joke about that. As an animator fag my computer almost exploded when I tried to render 3 instances of Cars 4 at once. Pixar has covered up 3 deaths in the past month alone.

>>27085766
Yeah that's why you don't pull it out at an intersection. And also why you only cross the street when it says walk.

People can coexist if they are smart, but add stupid into the mix and people die.

>>27085849
>late night
>pokemon hunting
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZTYXftzg blasting through the car while pokemon go in on my left earbud
>pull to the side to catch pidgey
>See a cutie in my rear view
>She's parked behind me
>I catch my pidgey
>She catches hers
>Our eyes meet
>We smile

>>27086446
Yo that is a pretty comfy night driving beat. Got more?

All these automatic fans in here. Lrn 2 driv and you'll have no time for silly phone gams

>>27086798
go back to /o/

So many people butthurt here, but they're right also it's kinda fun, a friend picked me up yesterday because we were gonna go grab some beers and steak he gave me his phone and I caught pokemanz for both of us while were in the traffic, shit was cash

>>27086798
This game makes me want an automatic.
Automatic privilige is no joke.

>>27082351
>being against distracted driving means you're tumblr!!!

Hell yeah! I saw this old man eating a salad yesterday too. Fucking sjw....when will he learn to be cool like us le awesome 4chan dudez rofl xD

>>27087031
Playing Go and taking OP's bait shows that you're not from around here.

Yummy, yummy. Keep feeding him the (you)'s

Ive been cruising around early mornings so far.

Im usually up at 6am so i go get my morning coffee and in an hour ill usually wind up with 70 pokeballs or so and a shit ton of items and eggs.

Morning hours are best too cause no one is out and you can cruise slowly through shopping centers to get the items and have it count as "walking" to hatch eggs.

>>27087333
I prefer noon.
Kids are out playing at the park at that hour.
Now when parents ask why i'm taking pictures of their child playing in the sprinkler I just open up pokemon go and show them.

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>>27083221

>>27084611

You say this but I've been driving drunk/high since I was like 16 and have never gotten into any accidents or pulled over. NYC has very lax traffic laws than most other parts of the country though. You have to get used to it when you travel. My mom got pulled over for slightly swerving while eating and driving in Florida. Must suck to have traffic cops up your ass all the time.

I literally was driving and tripping balls so hard a few years back I drove down a one way Midtown Manhattan block the wrong way, found a spot, cop saw me and just gave me a verbal scolding.

>>27089198
Thanks for reminding me why traffic cops and how they try to keep me safe.

I'm fine with people driving if they think they can handle it but to be "tripping balls so hard" and drive like a retard, then be proud of it? Nah m8

>>27089247
No one said they were proud.
You just have some superiority complex and look down on the free spirits that don't folow every rule set by some guy in congress.

>>27087333

I don't know what it is with me but even when I'm driving fast it always decreases my km count. On my wife's iPhone it doesn't work if I drive too fast but on my Android it works. I've been hatching eggs like a motherfucker.

Too bad all I have left is the one infinite incubator. I can't get incense incubators or lures to drop at any poke stops, shit sucks.

>>27081006
I swear I got caught behind an asshat doing this on the way to work today. Right when he reaches a hot spot, car starts going at 7 miles an hour. I was stuck for 3 minutes. What kind of place do you live in where owning a car is an accomplishment?

>>27089247

Yeah, like the other anon said, I'm not proud of it, I mentioned that story to exemplify how lax cops are as far as traffic laws in NYC.

>>27089198
You're an assholes and you will kill someone someday.

Some of you anons are alright. Stay off the road tonight.

>>27089370

>I swear I got caught behind an asshat doing this on the way to work today.

>What kind of place do you live in where owning a car is an accomplishment?

So you own a car and complain about people owning cars?

>that feel when none of these are even unique, they're all the same besides a different "CP" level
>that feel when its only the original 151 because they probably couldnt handle all of the rest or only wanted to cater the ones who dont play the game anymore "genwunners"
>that feel when its from nintendo apparently but the move sets and PP of the moves make no sense
>the HP stat has no logic behind it
>PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THIS CALLING THEMSELVES POKEMON FANS AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAMES OF SOME OF THESE POKEMON THEY'RE CATCHING

wew lad you normies have fun with your shit-tier "its social and physically active" game. Needing a game for an excuse to exercise is pityful and thinking you know pokemon just because you know SOME of the original 151 is hilarious.

The venting is over, enjoy your game anons. Be careful outside though, pay attention to roads and others around you.

Mods, please do your job and ban/delete these shit threads

>>27081006
you're a huge faggot

>>27089404

I don't drink anymore. I drive better when drunk/on most drugs though. Gimme a couple beers and a rockstar line of coke and I will be finessing the fuck out of that motor vehicle.

Oh and all my friends do the shame shit to some extent. Guess how many fatalities between like 25 of my friends: 0.

>>27089481
So you and all your friends are huge assholes scumbags who should be in jail.

Just coz you and your pussy little cock head friends haven't killed any one yet doesn't mean it'll never happen. You'll kill someone's kid or mother or father and then you'll rot in jail like you deserve.

>>27089555
Just because Tyrone hasn't ravaged your little boi pussy doesn't mean it'll ever happen.

>>27089592
How does it feel to be the shittiest person on vp?

>>27089624
It feels good.

While you're out getting a sunburned trying to catch that beedrill I'm in the comfort of my car sipping a cold beer and typing this post.

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>>27081006

>>27089672
Hope the Beedrill keeps you warm at night in jail when you're a kid killer.

>>27089711
My parents are rich enough to pay off any trouble i'd get into, which by the way, i said i never have.

Its one of the perks of being a rich fag, that and having a smokin car to pick up the hotties you were talking to at that pokestop.

>get Pokemon faster than walking
>much much less dangerous than driving
>won't miss a spot or a Pokemon
>doesn't waste gas
>still get exercise and fresh air
Is biking the way to go? I got 3 other people that can go with me so I don't look like a lone autist riding around the neighborhood on a bike
tfw about to play real life bike sim

>>27089746
Yeah but what about the guilt of killimg little Suzy for a Beedril and a beer? Money can't erase that guilt.

>>27089759
I've been biking around twice today, shit's cash

OPs trolling aside, driving through the park by my house has givin me a shit ton of pokemon and pokestops

>one way driving
>10 MPH speed limit
>going slow enough that it also hatches eggs

It's perfect

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>>27084990

Any breeding tips besides jewing my dust and candy until I find a real CP motherfucker and pump him full?

>>27083221
I LIEK TO BE

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>>27081330
>real life demands that you drink and drive sometimes

>>27081514
Wow, you are actual fucking scum.
End yourself before you end someone else because of your shitty fucking lifestyle.

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>>27082787
>Trying to catch a Weedle
Really.

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>>27082351
Its ok brother. They can outnumber us, but they wont destroy us.

>>27085849
i hate you just based on that car

>faggy muscle car with neon displays
>probably modded with a cherry bomb so its loud as fuck

>being a faggot

>>27085975
>swerving a car off of a bridge

faggot - it's just like wow...i can just see you, the 22 year old who mommy has set a curfew for. you think doing ANYTHING but driving is bad. You almost make me feel guilty for defending the ability to do simple tasks and drive safely both for myself and others around me with such pitiful ignorance

>>27091156
>be at house party
>cops bust party
>leaving party, 4 beers deep
>drive home completely functionally
>???
>profit

you're just a faggot or you cant hold your liquor/pace yourself

>>27082798
>being this big of a faggot

nigger/SJW/insert other obnoxious "you're part of the problem person" here detected

>>27083221
that sounds incorrect so it is incorrect

>wasting gas
>not just gps spoofing

You might as well just buy shit from the shop.

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>>27092457

Okay, here you go:

>Live in superior country that doesn't have a gun fetish
>Don't feel the need to bring 'protection' with me just to walk down the fucking street
>Don't get assaulted, held at gunpoint or even glanced at funny
>Go home safe and sound after a thoroughly enjoyable time catching pokemans

>>27092428

You know I'm not sure I ever met the bloke who only ever got into a car crash on the day he planned on it

Matter of fact, for my money, I'd say car crashes generally always happen around when a person thinks they're in total control and there won't be a crash

I'd wager that's why they're called accidents