Pokemon Go stories

>>27072142
I saw a black lady yell at a snake. It was entertaining.

Alright. So today I was going out today to catch some Pokemon and while I was walking I came across a Pikachu and I really wanted to catch it but right when I was about to do that, the server crashed....

>>27072142
>Going to a local mosque
>its a gym and its called a church and it has a jynx protecting it
Top kek

>>27072142
Not really crazy but interesting, I managed to find two Poison-types (Zubat and Oddish) while in a hospital waiting room to see my doctor. I know that apparently prescription drugs don't help you as much as you think but damn that is quite the find.

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>See grill posted up by an empty church pokestop sitting under a tree
>Walk across the street for the pokestop and collect the stuff
>She leaves
It wasn't because of me r-right guys

>>27072142
I installed it on my phone, it crashed.
I installed it on my tablet, it crashed.

I uninstalled it on my phone, it crashed.
I uninstalled it on my tablet, it crashed.

I re-installed on my phone. It starts. An hour or so of playing with friends, I get bored. Uninstall it again then go to the bar and proceed to get drunk.

Good times.

>went for a walk to the only gym / poke mart in area
>see a girl and guy walking their dog at the gym
>walking on the other side of the road
>calmly walk past not making eye contact and checking phone
>they see me and start whispering
>we walk opposite directions
>I cant play this game right

in short, nothing interesting has happen thus far.

>>27072142
Walking down a trail I found a strung out drug addict Murmuring "not my blood" several times. but hey I caught A Haunter

>>27072142
I was at Nandos and there were Pidgeys and Rattata crawling all over my plate.

I was this close to complaining to the manager or calling the health department.

>At a crowded park, full of people playing and lure modules everywhere
>Asian people being Asian and talking to each other in moonspeak
>"Ching chong ching LURE ching chong"

>>27072224
did you find a voltorb too?

>See a Gym at the local cemetery
>"no....no I shouldn't."
>Go in because it's protected by a weak-ass Growlithe on the Red Team with 2 stops inside
>slowly drive around, feeling guilty as fuck
>Go to gym
>Fight
>Win
>Decide to quickly check out the area a bit before I leave
>First Pokemon I meet is a Cubone
>"Lel..."
>1st Pokestop: 2 balls and a revive
>"Fucking lel..."
>2nd Pokestop: 3 balls and a revive
>"This is getting sad.."
>Decide to leave

I'm not very religious or anything but I always feel like shit when I go there. It's a place of mourning...why the hell there gotta be Pokemon shit up in there? Although it IS my fault for going in..

>Go to park to try to help out Team's gym
>Bring up Gym's level a bit
>Stick my Rapidash in there and prepare to leave
>Get in car
>Look to my left
>Old cringey friends from high school that I haven't seen or talk to in years a couple spaces down see me and look at me
>One literally wears a fedora every day of his life (wore one to his wedding and to the pool)
>They get out
>They have Pokemon GO already booted up on their phones
>I expect drama from them because I've avoided their cringe for so long
>I get out and try to manage small talk
>They smile and act friendly
>normiemode.exe
>Everything went better than expected

They're so painful to be around but it's always nice knowing there's less drama for me to worry about than I thought.

there was a pidgey in my room and i caught it then i played pokemon white instead.

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>walking in local park collecting hella pokeballs
>hear yelling on other side of the park
>there was to gyms there
>why not.jpeg
>see two groups no less than 5 in each
>apparently there is a term war between the blues and the reds
>One of them saw me and asked which side I was on
> Team Valor master race
>they enlisted me
>it was a harsh battle, but won one or of the two gyms
>caught a pickachu later that day


Honestly I don't see why people find some cheat so they don't have to go outside, it's a great way to meet people.
>pic related

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>>27076340
>not showing us your heavy hitter

>>27072142

>Driving to get my wife from work with GO open
>Stop at bus stop to hit a poke stop
>Porygon out of nowhere
>It's something like CP ~500
>Use a Razz Berry on it
>Switch to Great Balls, chuck one
>Absolutely perfect dead center throw in the orange circle
>Breaks out first shake
>Flees immediately

I'm convinced I'll never see it again.

>>27072142
So, can anyone tell me what this shit is?

You download this app. Then you can run through the world and there are randomly generated Pokémon you can "catch" by touching the screen. It's all random shit.

Why do people care about this?

>>27076437
Leave this board

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>>27076381
For you bby

>>27072142
Do all people see the same Pokémon or is it randomly generated for everyone individually?

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Go to favorite Liquor Store to get a drink.
>PERSIAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>MFW Liquor Store is owned by actual literal Persians. Can barely buy my drink without sides.

>>27076437
because it's fun for those that like it

>>27076443
Yeah, I really should. But your containment board is lacking lately.

>>27076443
This

Nothing exciting, talked to three people I never met before that were playing, saw some people walking erratically while staring at their screens that I assume were playing.

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>>27076381
>>27076445
>He's Extra Small

>Go to beach to catch Pokémon
>squirtle, poliwag, staryu, poliwag, psyduck, magikarp
>Go to forest 3km away to catch Pokémon
>seel, krabby, magikarp, seel
?????

>>27076452
Wait, so I'm right? You just walk around and see completely randomly generated shit Pokémon? I thought it would be at least like... everyone sees the same Pokémon and can give each other tips and it's more likely to find Pokémon in colder areas or fire Pokémon in hotter areas, plant Pokémon in forests etc.

LOL

Fucking millennials I swear.

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>>27076445
>extra small

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>>27072142
>Playing go at College
>"Finally, let's try this shit"
>It's working
>"Sugee!"
>Start walking around campus all happy and gay
>Notice profezord I know behind me smiling
>"Ehhh.. I wonder what time it is!"
>Turn it off

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>>27076445
>XS

>>27076518
They are not randomly generated. Some are based on region. Regions tend to have certain types of pokemon, with differing chances based on region. This usually applies to terrain but terrains can vary in vast areas.

>>27076518
No, people see the same pokemon and there's a rough regional spawn system.

>>27072373
post pic of yourself

>>27076518
I though you would've searched the answer instead of being spoonfed, but pokemon are in areas that's accurate for them to be in

>>27076531
>>27076521
>>27076508
It's a grower not a shower

>>27073160
> Lure desu senpai

>>27076446
People see the same pokemon, but you don't have to compete for them. Everyone is in their own instance if you will. For example, I went and caught a growlithe the other day and other people showed up at the same spot and caught their own growlithes.

>>27072142
>radar detected near by Hauntly and DRAGONITE! is in front of my house
>a guy and a girl searching pokemons in front of my house too
>both noticed that we play Pokemon Go
>smile
>pretty good day

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Anyone know when PokemonGo will be released in the Netherlands?
I know about the delay but can't find anywhere when it does release.

>>27076585
I've had so many fun conversations just by asking people with their phones out if they are playing GO. What kind of stuff they caught, their strongest mons, etc. It's almost like being back in the 90s during Pokemania.

>longboarding around neighborhood trying to catch mons
>terrible luck
>heading back home
>house near the bottom of the hill
>skatin down at super fast speeds
>suddenly 4 different pokemon appear on my neighbor's lawn as I pass
>OH SHIT OH SHIT GOTTA GO BACK
>try to hop off during my descent
>trip and stumble for 15 ft
>scrape my knee
>it was just a level 15 eevee
>guy across the street sitting in a gazebo smoking a cigar calls me a fag

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I watched a raccoon enter a house via doggy door

I got a fucking sunburn because it's the first time I went outside all summer

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>>27076608
>guy across the street sitting in a gazebo smoking a cigar calls me a fag

I saw a pair of ghostly pale smooth calves standing behind a couple of mailboxes. Walked forward a bit, thoroughly spooked, made eye contact with a blonde tomoko type girl with really gross hair. She looked really unfazed for being walked up on by a nigger behind a mailbox at 1 AM. She had her phone in her face, 70% chance she was playing pokemon go.

Saw a lot of bunnies, didn't know they lived around me desu.

>>27076590
Do you know when the watch thing releases? I'd say they're going to try their damnedest to have it out by then at the latest, does no good having an accessory for a non-existant game on shelves.

>>27074624
>It's a place of mourning...why the hell there gotta be Pokemon shit up in there?
Pokestop and Arena locations originate from "Portals" from the game Ingress. The theme of Ingress is that you are some kind of secret agent, there are Portals in the world that spew out alien energy, and there are two teams that fight 1. against 2. in favour of this alien energy. Portals in Ingress created by players of the game, they are supposed to be in public locations of cultural or spiritual interest; it simply has a darker theme to it, and people who iddn't play it don't understand why pokestops are in these places

>>27076608
>doesn't throw self into grass lawns immediately next to sidewalk

With my slightly autismo friend.
>"Lets go to the firestation I bet we can find fire types around there.
>Its a 30minute walk with 1 pokestop on the way.
>Get there and theres nothing but ratatas and pidgys
>Well that was dumb lets go back to where everyone else was for lures and shit
>'I bet if we go to the electric plant we can find some good stuff'
> Fucks sake

Can anyone tell if little shit like that makes any difference? I dont believe it does but hes con fucking vinced that he knows what hes talking about.

>>27076633
>sunburn
What Pokémon is this? Isn't listed in my Pokédex.

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I saw a dead gopher while tracking down a Nidoking.

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>>27076644
Didn't even know they made a watch for it desu

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>>27076681

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>>27076693
It lights up and vibrates so you don't have to always have your phone out.

>>27076681
It's the legendary for the new game. It's a dual type, but both types are fire.

Water Pokemon ARE found "near" water, that is all I know.

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>>27076692
You can catch nidokings what the fuck level are you

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>>27076711
That's pretty neat. Was just doing some research. How much do they sell for?

>>27076733
Not sure about Netherlands or if it's even coming out there, but it's 35 USD for amerifats.

>>27076522

I can't even fathom what you're trying and failing to do with this post.

>>27076522
Go die.

>>27076750
Let me translate
>Playing go at college
>Having lots of fun
>See professor I know
>"Whatcha up to with your phone, anon?"
>"Oh, I'm just checking the time."
>Awkwardly put phone up and walk away.

>>27076560
yup magikarp and goldeen 2 miles from water and drowzee outside schools

>>27076670

I don't think it does. There's this park near my house with soccer, hockey, and baseball areas, surrounded by marsh, and for whatever reason that's where Electabuzz always spawns.

Another just standard park with forest and playground has has Jynx and Magmar.

Lickitung by the baseball stadium, etc. Where they're found doesn't make sense but you should go to large or famous locations to get rare pokemon. Shopping centers, parks, sports arenas, that kind of thing.

I wonder if anyone has tried playing in a zoo.

How can you guys be such betas to not admit to playing Pokemon?

I love walking down main street, seeing dorks with their phones out walking on a grid and instantly knowing they are playing Pokemon.

Yeah, like you have any other reason to be walking around campus at 11pm.

>>27076789

Thank you.

>>27072142
I don't know what map system they ripped the information from. So things like memorials and stuff are part of the game. Including The 9/11 memorial and the site of the Oklahoma City bombing,

>>27076813
Yeah, one thing that doesn't make sense is that wild areas are worse for pokemon. I mean, I guess I get it because they want pokemon around pokestops and cities and such. But it's kinda frustrating that it's better for me to drive into the local city than go to the state park.

>Play GO with friend
>We highfive eachother everytime we get a good pokemon
>Is fun

>>27072224
>Jynx
>Not Voltorb/Electrode
I am dissapoint

>>27073160
Sunnybank?

>>27076836
Ingress. Stuff like memorials, churches and graveyards play into the lore of Ingress. I guess it doesn't translate well into Pokemon.

>>27076820
>not admit to playing Pokemon?
Only if you're 13 - 16 where admitting playing Pokemon is 'uncool'.

Here at my uni we're pretty bro about it.

>>27076906
>we're pretty bro about it
Is 'bro' the new buzzword
yellows have been throwing it around like nobody's business
Not that I really care, but what team are you on?

Discovered this fuckhuge park today with my friends, it has like 15 pokespots. And it was a real nice park too. Farmed items, caught some shit, and burned some calories.


Oh and I hate that catch bug where I find something stronk or rare, and when it goes into the pokeball the game freezes. Shit sucks

>>27072142
>3 am
>3 lures
>town of 5000

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>Head out for night time pokemon at Park near friend's place.
>3 pokestops, lots of lures. Lots of pokemon. Caught a cp 24 venomoth. Gained a couple levels. Friend hits level 20.
>Have to head home. Feeling some late night munchies.
>Wild dragonite, aww yeah!
>catch it in a pokeball.

I'd say pretty good for a level 9 trainer.

>>27076956
if i wasnt retarded i would go socalize

>12:42 AM where I live in Cali
>Walking to the only pokestop near me in my small town
>It's a statue with a bench next to it
>Grab the goods, sit on the bench to rest my feet
>Car slowly pulls up with no headlights
>Stops in front of me
>Rolls down window
>Im going to get gunned down
>"WHAT TEAM ARE YOU?"
>"TEAM YELLOW!"
>Two 19-ish mexicans get out and give me a yellow bandana
>They get back in the car and drive off
>I realize this game is going to take over the world
>"Represent, bro"

When is it the best time to use an incense?

>>27076975
at a place where they spawn often like a park, or walking along a seldom trodden path
the latter is a lot better

>>27076929
It's not released here yet. At our uni we made a Whatsapp groupchat full of random people from our school who are hyped for Pokemon Go. No-one is even barely ashamed of playing Pokemon, we talk about it in the hallway like it's no-ones business. There are even a few girls in our groupchat.

>>27076964
My entire area is fucking filled to the brim with Mystic trainers everywhere. Every gym for miles is blue with 900+ cp pokes in them

Tbh no other team stands a chance out here

>>27076964
Nice senpai, that's pretty cool.
I fucking love this desu.

>>27072142
I was capping a gym at 3 am on a rough side of town in fucking Louisiana while some hoodrat-looking nigga is starting to walk by. The gym was a 16k gym and no one was around so I had been there a while. Anyway, the gangsta ass walks by and goes "you playing that pokemon game too? Shit man everyone is" then walks off

I thought I was about to be another stab victim.

20 minutes later I hear a stampede of people running towards me cause they noticed the gym was unclaimed. I claimed the gym and shot the shit with a few people I knew before my phone died. Good night, all in all.

>>27072142
well I was playing a I backed into a sign yep good times

>>27076958
I want one so fucking bad

________________;_;______________

>>27072402
faggot

>>27076964
I want to believe

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>>27077035

>07/07 in europe game not realeased
> most gym are empty, i get few poke
> next day, half my city is red
>Wake up this morning i had 10 gym last night
> 1 gym left

Also meet 10 people playing in Paris that dropped a lure.
What the fuck is happening here.

>>27076813
Zoos are definitely hot spots. Every cage has a poke spot.

>>27077020
also funny story went to a gym across town. drive up guy and his little kid boosting the gym very low combat points wife and I both 300 plus.

take it from him in seconds get to watch as he realizes he cant win and has to explain to his kid and walk all the way home

>get off 12 hour shift at work
>pissed because I saw another team take over all the gyms near work during the day
>finally get back to my place
>right before I enter, I see one of the three gyms near me being overtaken
>notonmywatch.jpg
>bolt the fuck over there, hightailing it over a highway
>get there and see some guy in a hoodie fiddling with a phone
>I literally yell "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
>have a laff with him and introduce myself
>we shoot the shit for a bit before I head back, after ensuring he didn't take it over (he was only level 5 and could in no way beat the Poliwhirl I had on it)
>head back home again
>right before I enter, I see another of the gyms being taken over
>ohboyherewegoagain.webm
>bolt the fuck down there
>it's another trainer I've met before
>she's stronger than me, but can't take over the gym because of the 1HP bug
>we chat a bit about rare mon locations and such
>head on back
>see that someone just used a lure module on the nearby PokeStop
>wellivealreadycomethisfar.gif
>go see who they are
>some guy and his gf sitting on a bench
>introduce myself and ask if I can join them
>sit down and chat
>we share knowledge about the game and what we know about the specifics of the mechanics until the lure module ran out
>say goodbye and head back home

This game is ridiculous fun. I get to meet new people, and the "gang warfare" of the gyms is intense.

>>27077027
The other person in the car with me tried to. He ran out of pokeball cause he only had 3 great balls on him after we finished at the park.

>>27072485
What city and state anon? I was walking my dog with my friend today actually. Maybe we can hang.

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>>27077070
Holy shit hahaha

>>27076853
How has this not resulted in a lawsuit?

>>27077116
The dead can't sue

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>>27076744
Hahahahahaha 35USD?

>>27077116
9/11 times it would not work

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WHO'S IN THE CHICAGO SUBURBS HERE?


Des Plaines reporting in.

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>mfw now my arm has a deep bruise from trying to catch that sandslash on private property

FUG

>>27077070
fucking kek m8

>finishing up late night walk in the community college
>really need to pee
>start looking for bathroom
>after tireless searching I realize I passed through a taped off construction area but didn't know because the tape where I walked in fell off
>turn back
>security golf cart headed in my direction
>shitshitshit
>gtfo fast
>start walking back the other way
>golf cart still following
>suddenly it stops
>security guard pulls out her phone and starts messing around
>realize there's a gym right where she's stopped
>she leaves after minute or two

I've seen weebs walking around at night and throwing down lures at stops but this made my night

>my city has been just Valor and Instinct since the start
>Valor has lot's of backups
>almost lose hope on trying to fight on my own for Mystic
>today FINALLY see that another Mystic actually excists and has taken down a nearby gym
I hope I'll make it in time to reinforce the gym after work. Please let it happen.

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>>27077157
gonna have to explain this one, anon.

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>>27076726
I was level 9 when I saw Nidoking. I wasn't able to catch him, though.

>>27077157

You can't not elaborate when you say that anon.

>>27072142
i was apart of a group of ~15 people wandering around a middle school park at 1am, we only met up because we were all nearby when someone sent off a beacon and we all went out to find stuff

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>>27077167

>work in a downtown hotel as a receptionist
>there's a PokeStop right across the street
>farm it during work for items
>two dudes come to check in
>they're playing GO
>chat with them and let them know of some good mon locations
>they're low level, so I pop a lure module on the PokeStop and let them catch a lot of mons
>they thank me and head out into the city to catch more

My job just became a lot more interesting.

A cop stopped me and my friend because we were driving slowly in circles by the school/park at 3am. Had to get out and explain that we were in fact, not drunk.

>>27077139
>everyone involved is dead

>>27072142
Appearently, the number of shootings in black hoods dropped drastically after the release of Pokemon Go.

>>27077229
You've become a pokemon NPC

>>27077206
>now some other Mystic has added into the gym
YES BOYS

>>27077247
Source?

>>27077248
I really hope we get the option to add gyms later on. Really want my hotel to be one. Then I could be the gym leader.

>hello i'd like to check in
>BUT FIRST WE NEED TO BATTLE POKEMON

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>>27077207
>>27077215
It's nothing impressive, but I'll greentext it.
>day 1 of GO
>catching basic stuff, live near a private golf course and an estate
>figure I'll head home around 5pm
>4:30pm
>happen to catch an Arbok
>head home
>Sandslash silhouette
>ehhhhh just one more
>2 footprints, can't manage to get 1
>hope it isn't on golf course
>quickly move through 50mph back road to fence
>1 footprint
>fuck me
>move along perimeter in hopes that it isn't further in
>can't find it
>fuck it
>scale fence
>figure I have my footing
>I don't
>I fall over the other side, slam my arm into a golf cart
>glasses fly off into the mud
>get up, determined to catch this motherfucker
>walk maybe 8 footsteps in, find him
>it runs away after 1 ball throw attempt
>mfw

>>27077229
Your hotel is irrelevant if it isn't a poke stop itself. Time to move up.

>>27077230
Theres a lure at my the police station
its fucking 4 am

>>27072142
>wait near a stop also near a gym
>hear a yell of "You!"
>think they mean me so look up
>instead see two groups of guys start walking towards each other
>not sure if they know each other or hate each other or something
>suddenly break out into the clicking scene from West Side Story as they slink towards each other
>pull their phones out of their pockets and start yelling "this gym is ours!" whilst furiously tapping
>continue to sit there trying not to laugh my ass off

I get the feeling they might have organised it.

>>27077271
Police officers are cool if you aren't drunk, on drugs or black dude

>>27077264
do you think there will be ded kids because they tried catching pokemons in the middle of a highway, or fell into an opened manhole or into any kind of dangerous hazard because they were playing pokemon go and not being careful?

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>>27076508
>>27076521
>>27076531
Look out ladies, XL Charmander coming through

>>27077224
you gotta push him anon. he wants to swing

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>>27077264
jesus christ anon

>decide to take over the gyms at the local park
>one is already under Blue influence. nice.jpg - place Golduck
>get to next gym, there's some sort of fucking party going on at a big pavillion next to it. Fuck
>see leader of Red gym has weak Pidgeot, proceed to take over
>SEVERAL party people are playing Pokemon Go ffs, gym is immediately taken back over by Red but with weak pokemon as leaders
>finally get to take it over. People notice. They see a nearly 600cp Snorlax sitting proudly on top
>"this is bullshit!" "Snorlax, wtf?" "what a cheater!" "who took it over out of nowhere?"
>kids that parents were playing for start crying, middle school kids getting pissed, high school kids getting pissed, college kids and adults all livid
>some people go to the other blue gym, see an even higher level Golduck I'd placed there
>people leave, party crashed

Oooh man, I have such a sweet exterior. I don't think anyone suspected it was me. Had a pleasant smile on my face the whole time.

>>27077230
I did probably the most awkward thing I've ever done today

>right outside my street is two churches side by side
>both pokestops and right next to target
>buying shit from target at 10pm
>walk over to churches because why not, they're right here
>get over to churches and see two fucking cop cars
>probably because of complaints about suspicious people coming over at all times of night
>really dont feel like explaining myself to cops
>chill in overgrown brush right on edge of both busy street and the pokestop
>TRY AGAIN LATER
>fuck not now you shitty pokestop
>cops start driving out
>see me and flash light on me
>wave hello since I'm technically not doing anything wrong here
>they just leave

Like, nothing bad came about it, but I had to look awkward as fuck just chilling on the side of the road in fucking thigh high grass.
Why does my state put so much focus on roads, but ignores building any sidewalks

Spent about an hour driving around late at night, hitting all kinds of stops and catching all kinds of mons.

Higher level buddy of mine won a gym or two along the way.

Honestly, this shit was such simple fun. We're all in our twenties, but seriously had a blast just cruising around town together. Part of the fun actually came with dealing with the bugs in the app. Just a damn good time I never thought I'd share with good friends.
We're planning on going into downtown next week to get shitfaced and walk around all night.

>>27076518
You're a millennial too

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>>27077264
>it runs away after 1 ball throw attempt

I went out at night and it was really uncomfy and weird

First I went through a pitch black park and some immigrants were gathering on some meadow doing weird shit so I hurried out of there

Then I snooped around some gardens and private properties because there was a fucking rattata and a pidgey, I must've looked super suspicious being there at like 1am

>>27077287
Oh god

>>27077324
so the trick is, people get mad, spend a lot of shekels in the poke premium store to beef up their pokemons, and then take over stadiums? that's the catch? baiting peasants into buying premium something to beat the hardcore neckbeards?

>>27077359
I mean..maybe. I see people sitting on Pokestops with lure modules, that were most likely bought. I've walked over 15km tho, I'm not one of the pay to win autists. It's so stupid because everyone here uses lure modules to get common pokemon like eevee and then next thing I see is a level 7-800cp eveelution as the leader pokemon.

I am not a male although I won't deny my autism. Is there an equivalent of a neckbeard for a female? Honestly wondering.

>>27077359
Even spending money on this game hardly helps. You still need to grind extensively even if you pore money into incense and lucky eggs.

>>27077414
>Is there an equivalent of a neckbeard for a female? Honestly wondering.
Yea, a feminist

>>27077428
I'm not a feminist either, friendo.

Either way. Point being, I crashed a fucking party with Pokemon Go

>>27077436
Also, Eevees aren't difficult to get up into high levels right now. It wasn't necessarily some lure faggot. In fact, Eevees are more easily found if you explore rather than stay,

>>27077436
plz marry me

>>27077359
The shop lets you buy standard pokeballs, incense/lures, and XP boosters for your trainer, but nothing that directly powers up your pokemon.
You're still grinding to level up your mons.
Oddly enough, they don't even sell healing items or any of the higher-class balls.

How hard is it to get lures without paying? I can't believe all of these schmucks actually pay for them.

is there no other way to heal your pokemon other than potions? no pokemon center? come the fuck on nintendo

>>27077451
Yeah, it seems like every gym near me is full of 600+ CP eeveelutions.

>>27077471
Free pokecenters? Where would the money come from?

>>27077469
I think it happens at a few level ups, but not often or in quantities allowing the type of shit that is common

>>27077469
You get some for leveling up, so I'd like to hope that they are just common right now because lots of people are leveling up rapidly.

>>27077471
>Nintendo

>>27077486
Potions aren't sold at the store

Plus Pokemon Centers cause congestion. It would destroy an area because everyone would hang out around there.

Imagine thousands of autists crowding one place in a big city,

>>27077498
Why couldn't they just be instant,
spin the image, get a heal for all your pokemon, once a day limit? I don't think that'd be an issue.

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Went to a park at 2am in the morning and saw dozens of autists like me. The entire park had lure modules activated. No one spoke to each other and just hunter mons.

>>27077510
Right. I don't see why it would be any more congested than gyms.

>>27077498
>Imagine thousands of autists crowding one place in a big city
Sounds just like a Pokemon Center to me.

>>27077529
And they could be sponsors too, extra money for the devs. McPokemon Centers would be alright with me.

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Do I need to have my screen on for eggs to work?

You think they'd have a mode that disables touch and turns the screen right down.

>>27077548
>McDonalds become pokemon centers
>suddenly, the tremendous weight loss caused by PGO has stopped
Huh, I wonder why

>>27077550
You can put it in battery saver mode?

Turn the option on and turn your phone upside down

>>27072142

I saw a guy in a black truck dump a dead body at a church at 2am

>>27077559
>not getting just a dollar sweet tea because it's hot out

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>>27077265
The hotel I work has 5 pokestops in front of it. I will never need items again. I keep hearing about people in rural areas running out of pokeballs, it must be horrible.

>>27077568
Legend, thank you.

I passed by an old man urinating on the side of the road at 1 am. He offered me some taffy and I declined, because there was an Arcanine down on the other end of the block.

>>27077414
Leg beard. Instead of a fadora, they wear problem glasses and technicolor hair.

>>27077524
I had a situation like this in the Old Town of my city, except people were very chatty. Everyone we passed by asked us what team we were on, and I exchanged a few high-fives.

>>27076578
Yeah this just happened with me and my roommate. A Tauros spawns in our living room for us and then moved to one foot print for them. I managed to tap it and engage and catch it before it got to be a foot print away and they walked out into the yard and got theirs. We compared them-- same exact CP, weight and height on it.

>>27077577

I have a bunch of pokestops around me

>Mall and business area
>auto dealerships
>The city I live in has sculptures, parks, and historical plaques and landmarks everywhere around me

feels good man

>>27077451
Yeah, I know. I just have no interest in Eevees since the evolution is random. I want a Jolteon.. Mine evolved into a stupid Flareon. Anyway, most gym leader pokemon around here are high level eeveelutions. I have more rare pokemon but because of that I'm stuck instead of constantly "leveling"
>>27077454
Marriage is for normies, nerd.

>>27077628
There's a shopping center close to my house with a a bunch of gyms and pokestops, there was shit for pokemon though. So wanted to go to the nearby park , because you would think that's where pokemon would be. Nope, a fucking black hole.there was a single vulpix in the distance that never went below 3 steps.

>>27077498
Hoping for pokespot/Pokemon center where it'll heal your Pokemon after you swipe it but it'll heal over time as you walk. If I'm getting healthy while walking. My Pokemon should be too.

>>27077662
>I want a Jolteon.. Mine evolved into a stupid Flareon.
Same. Jolteon wrecks a lot of pokemon in my region

>>27077662
I just got a jolteon tonight. I wanted a flareon. They need to add trading.

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>>27077628
>live in front of a small park
>3 pokestops and 1 gym in the same general vicinity
>1 pokestop so close, I can just grind at it without leaving my room, let alone my house
>people will sometimes set up lures on that spot

>>27076720

>live about 8 or so miles from Lake Worth
>caught a Goldeen and a Krabby in my room
>pokestop and gym just across the street

I'm honestly having better luck just staying inside than by wandering around at night. Too fucking hot in Texas during the day for that shit.

>>27077693
Night time wandering is fun with friends. Also servers are less busy.

>>27077009
dude that's a good thing, get out there and clear those gyms for hella exp.

if you're especially spiteful leave them neutral so they can't get the awesome exp you get for clearing out a gym

>>27077674
Thankfully my Snorlax has earthquake with a power of 60 and it's nearly 600cp with 110hp. It'll take out Jolteons and Flareons. I keep getting replaced by high level Vaporeons tho. Also the surrounding areas are all Valor-dominated. Barely any Mystic bros.
>>27077684
Yeah, they have potential with this game for sure. I'd trade ya if it were possible. They need to make a friend system. Maybe chat like Ingress had along with trading.

>>27072142
I saw a Pidgey once in the street, and then I caught it. Was as crazy as shit.

Someone convince me to not put money into this game.

I'm a inch away from buying a fuck ton of lure mods and just chilling at the park til my phone dies to make some friends.

I'm the only yellow player I've seen

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I caught at Krabby at Red Lobster earlier today

>>27077754
If you've got the money and you know it's not going to be a problem with you wanting to spend more than you have, it's really not an issue.

>>27077781
He's seen some shit.

>>27077781
KEK

>>27077740
I was actually not even remotely interested in it before it was released. I thought it sounded boring, but I got it on a whim the day it came out and I love it. More mons, trading and pvp (and also fix all the damn bugs) is all the game really needs.

>>27077754
I have met two Yellows in my wanderings compared to 10+ red/blues and honestly those girls were hella competitive and probably the reason the university campus had yellow gyms held at all.

I just wanna chilly explore and catch pokes and hatch their eggs.

>>27077153
Park Ridge privileged kid here. Was in Chicago today, there's tons of Pokemon all over the place. I heard the L is a great way to farm Pokemon

>>27077781
Looks like they have some kind of sponsorship system already.

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>>27077842
So that's what McNuggets are made of.

I usually work nights so I don't see people when I do get to play. I bought some chalk and tagged some locations and gyms around me. Wrote stuff like "Mystic was here Valor is a loser." and locations of where I found rare mons. Hoping someone will join in and we get some bantz/broship going.

There's a club mainly frequented by fat black chicks in town that constantly spawns Jynx kek

>>27077858
Bro, that's how people get shot.

>>27077875
Nah. Anon needs to get himself a blue bandana and some blue shoelaces, really show off that Mystic pride.

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>>27077875

Me and my friend were actually laughing about what if this leads to full on gang wars over gyms and stuff earlier.

>>27077875
I can see the headlines:

First person shot because of Pokemon Go!

Pokemon gang wars escalate! More casualties

>>27077457
most likely to keep the sport of it pure

>>27077858
Step up your fucking game. I'll be stenciling the Team Instinct logo near gyms with yellow spraypaint.

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>>27077916

Instinct keeps taking the gym across the street from me. The next yellow I see is dead I swear to god

>>27077916
Do it faggot. Post pics.

>>27077754
Buying shit will fasetn your progress, but at the same time you'll probably get bored of the game faster.

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>>27077577
It is. Nearest stop is 3 miles away and the nearest to that is another mile. I've only got 5 pokeballs left. Gonna go on an adventure around town with my friend tomorrow though. Unless I'm able to keep eggs going a lot or secure a lot of gyms for muns I probably won't be able to last long in this game.

So are they planning to add more Pokemons? All I see is gen1

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>try to find pokemon near natural water source
>end up finding dead body in river

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36757858/pokemon-go-player-finds-dead-body-in-wyoming-river-while-searching-for-a-pokestop

>>27078009

Eventually. They don't even have stable servers or a worldwide release yet. In due time

>>27077781
Im not in it to win it, i just want to meet friends and have a comfy time

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>>27078018
>CALL IT OFF

How fucked can you get if you try to use something like this:
http://hacktoid.com/pokemon-go-cheats-free-coins-and-pokeballs

>>27078060
Don't be a shitter.

>>27072142
Was at the Hollywood Bowl for a show, and the place was packed

The Bowl itself was a gym, and it was rapidly switching colors between yellow and blue.

Also the place was crawling with Eevees for some reason.

>>27078081
That's not an answer

>>27073160
Burwood?

>live in the kingdom of Scandinavia
>Download APK last night at 2 am
>see there are pokecenters just less then 100m from me
>Go out to collect
>see 2 guys walking at the center
>they see me and take down their phones
>"you guys catching pokemon?"
>they looked relieved and showed their collection
Pretty cool 2am shit outside my house

>Wake up
>like three Zubats in my house

send help

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>>27077858

Team Mystic 4 Life

>>27078135
COPENHAGEN
P
H

>live in big city
>go to park at midnight with some friends expecting it to not be as busy as the parks are during the day
>wandering around constantly walking past people playing go
>start walking to a spot that has 3 pokespots relatively close to each other
>see that all 3 have lure modules on them
>get closer
>50 people are all just sitting around in between these three spots luring pokemon
>throw on an insence and chill with my friends and these 50 strangers chatting about the game
>kadabra out of no where
>everyone starts freaking out
>almost all of us catch it
>we're all screaming and jumping around like retards
>all this for just a kadabra
It's surreal. Brings me back to the 90s craze I love it.

>>27078060
Just used this saved so much money

>>27077893
I would not be surprised at all if it happens. I've heard a lot of people have had their phones stolen already.

>>27078202
stuff like this makes me annoyed that other people can't see your nicknames

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>>27076381

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>39,99$
>Plastic, Bluetooth Receiver,Bracelet and literally 1 week for perfect code and functionality
>It's sold out in Murica


>fucking 39,99$

Wow.I hope I can finish my study fast to sell overpriced shit to you retards out there too.

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I like this game

>>27077167

Is this Dream Palace in AZ?

>>27077206

When I started it was Valor and Instinct everywhere also,

Told a few people I saw on the streets that were level 4 to join Blue.

Now all gyms in the area are under Blue control,

well Yellow just took one, at 4:30am

I got to go get it in the morning, only guarded by a 403 Alakazam

>pick up two friends and drive to a park because apparently there's an aerodactyl there
>go to park in the carpark
>cop pulls up behind us and turns on his siren
>roll my window down
>'what are you guys doint here'
>'have you heard of this new pokemon app?'
>'for fucks sake'
>cop goes back to his car and drives off

probably thought we were suckin' each other off or doing drugs or something

>>27078289
How do I get mons with high cp? My highest is a raticate with 98...Im level 5 living in nowhere. I got two pokestops and one gym within walking distance. Apparantly one other person in this 700 people community has the game, cause the gym got claimed last night.

>>27078283
I need this now reeeEEEE

Also you're never going to achieve anything, bro. Look at your attitude and go get some validation from your parents.

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>>27078303

oh, this was at like 1am if it makes any more sense.

>>27077287
hey mine's got exactly the same stats
is this normal or did we get lucky?

>>27078268
>xs

C'mon PKMN

HOW DO I GET MORE POKEBALLS

>>27078352
What team are you?

>>27078304
Don't worry about the power levels of your mons till 10+ levels. Just keep grinding for mons. They'll come to you with different CP levels as you go. Keep XL mons for evolving. Evolve pidgeys and rattatta for exp then transfer them for more candies.

>>27078352
Go to the blue icons on the map and spin it. Or give them shekels.

>>27078339
>me n a friend are on our way back from the local big city after a night of hunting
>we met like 14 other groups fo people all playing
>lots of cool people, nice conversations about local finds and based teams
>driving back
>"ok lets not get too distracted on the way back ive got work tomorrow and its already like 1am"
>"uhh dude theres a magmar"
>"WHAT"
>I bank a hard right into a shopping center and we both run out of the car playing hot/cold with our phones

all in all we found it and got a great haul in the city
saw some cute grills playing whilst walking about.

>>27078358
No idea

>>27078365
Thanks my dude

>>27078365
I gave them shekels for bag space and incense. I definitely need more pokeballs but those are plentiful. Am I a bad man?

>>27078362
>Keep XL mons for evolving
Stupid advice, sizes change when evolving.

>>27078376
Yes, don't give in to the micro transaction jews.

>>27078376
Better shit you can spend your money on, but if you're having fun and have disposable income don't feel guilty about supporting vidya.

even mobile shit.

If I factory reset my phone will I lose all my pokemon go data?

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No cool stories but it's pretty awesome how this game is spreading. Pokestops jammed with people battling for gyms.

I was pretty salty when pic related happened but when i relogged I got a Clefable so I didn't care.

>>27078391
No, the game is sync'd to google play or your trainer account

unless you have Iphone, I dont have one so I dont know how they work.

How the hell does tracking work? I cant seem to understand this, pawprints never change no matter what direction I walk it feels like.

Also is it true that the longer you walk, the rarer/stronger mons you'll encounter?

>>27078409
tap on the compass and it'll show you the way to the selected pokemon

>>27078409
1 pawprint=hella close, you might as well be on top
2 is within vision of a cars headlights
3 the pokemon is on the moon. do not bother unless it's something rare and if it is, good luck.

>>27078306
Whicht attitude? That I want to create a product? Wat

>>27078419
Huh? It just switches between being able to rotate the map yourself or it rotates depending on what direction you're facing.

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Not sure if it's confirmed yet but I'm in Scotland and found this beaut the other day, heard it was rare most places

>>27078409

Each pawprint is about a block unless its 3 prints. They're in order of how close they are. If you have a 3 printer in the bottom right corner of the list don't bother because that shit could be anywhere.

>it's sunday
>all gyms around me are churches
>expected them to go crazy once church started due to kiddos with phones
>nothing is happening
I'm disappointed.

>>27078462
I'm sitting at my desk and the list is changing every two minutes

>>27078106
holy shit I never thought I'd see someone on /vp/ from Burwood...

>>27078381
Is it totally random or is it bigger chance for it to be XL if previous evolution is XL?

>TFW almost all of my highest level pokémons are XS. None of them were XS before.

WHERE ARE IN-APP PICS SAVED?

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>>27078303
>'for fucks sake'
Damn, I wonder how much trouble he's seen from it already.

>>27078472
>Going to church on sundays
Is this still a thing?

>>27072142
Slowpoke here.
You can tell which eeveeloution you have depending on it's second move.
Dig=Flareon
Swift=vaporeon
Body slam=jolteon

I literally found a Squirtle on my grandfathers' grave
>i should overthink my life

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>>27078306
>Engineering Bachelor finished next year
>Master after that
>Got a safe spot in a global 4000+ people company

>calls me bro

Even if an idea is failing. It's not like I'm living in America where I can hang myself after that because I lost everything. I just start from scratch

>>27078492
I live in michigan, close to detroit. most people here need to believe in some higher being to get through everyday life.

>>27078497
this has been debunked

>Park our cars at university
>happy we don't have finals anymore
>gather 2 friends to go on an adventure
>walk around town capturing most of the gyms with 600+CP pokemon
>having a great time catching pokemon
>get to this park area
>parents are having fun with their kids
>eveything seems normal up to now
>we sit down on a bench near the little river at the park to capture a gym
>Yellow team
>No worries Red team will fuck them up
>They lose, we take it, Prestige lvl 4
>Suddenly the gym is lvl 0 again
>keep going on like this for 20 minutes
>Friend says "I swear to god man, it's that fucking nigger over there in the bushes"
>The other says "He's probably sitting all day here with no job, filled with 5 powerbanks and want's to fuck up other kids"
>We leave to get another gym
>Again directly after we take it, its gone
>it's the nigger.jpg
>We look around we don't see ayone
>start to get nervous go another 500m to the next gym
>Oh_Shit_we're_dead.png
>AGAIN HE TAKES IT AGAIN
>this time my friends spots him again 50 m away from us
>we start running away, scared as fuck, we feel like we're in a bad indie horror move
>a probably 40 year old fucking black man chasing kids through town because of fucking pokemon GO
>we run back to university alwasy keep turning around, and he's still following us eventhough the distance is getting bigger
>We jump in our cars are drive away to the next burger king
>He didn't see us driving away, but we see him meeting up with another black dude
>get ourselves a meal and drinks to cool down
>We think about the stuation we're in
>mfw he knows our usernames
>mfw we can't go solo anymore in that town

We're planning on going back there with some pepperspray, ya never know

>>27078460

thanks, I'll buy a ticket and go next week,

where in scotland?

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My Pokemon Go story

>live in a medium large city
>go outside for the first time in fucking ages
>hot as fuck, nearly 90 degrees outside
>app takes hell of a time to load
>it finally works
>surrounded by rattatas
>catch one
>catch another 5
>take a walk to the city
>sweating and smelling like some animal
>more and more people around me
>oh shit, it's a city laid
>music, normies and more heat everywhere
>people look at me while i'm autistically wiping on my phone
>literally only rattatas and pidgeys
>phone heats up more and more
>battery is nearly done
>"oh hey anon, ANON over here!"
>it's my 10/10 colleague from university
>"what are you looking at"
>random chatting while i'm smelling worse and worse
>it's over finally
>battery is kill
>walk into random store and buy powerbank
>cashier looks at me like an ayylmao
>make my way home
>a bee flies into my eye
>wanna kill myself
>catch another rattata
>to the prof it goes
>mfw

>>27078519
>shitters getting farmed for exp
>get scared when rival chases his gravy train

>Pokestop says it's at a church but the marker is in the graveyard
>walk by
>out of range
>hop over the fence
>see a two women obviously mourning, one is crying
>pokestop still doesn't work
>walk around in circles holding my phne
>the women are looking at me now
>start to panic
>finally activate the pokestop
>it's just 3 pokeballs

Outside isn't meant for me guys.

>>27078489
>>27078489
>>27078489
PLS RESPOND

>>27078530
Learn to love the rattata.
You get exp when you evolve a pokemon, and those fucks only need 25 candies which is great.

>>27078519

Git gud

>>27078548
LRN 2 COMPUTER
/storage/emulated/0/Pictures/PokemonGo/

>>27076670
I live around airport and powerplant
keep finding electric pokemon don't know if its the airport or powerplant

>>27078519
>pepper spray
It's a nigger, that's what guns are meant for

These teams are going to end up turning into warring pokemon gangs

>>27078477
does size actually do anything?

>>27078686
I would pay money to see a bunch of autistic kids fighting each other over pokemon

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>>27076381
My bro.

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>at vegas
>sit down near the center of hotel, see shit ton of people with their phones out
>probably 50/50 male:female ratio
>open up pokemon go, it's a fucking level 4 gym
>i watch the gym level teeter-tottering from 3 to 4 and back
>realize everyone there is fucking fighting for the gym
>mfw on team mystic and gym is currently blue

>>27078697
>look I posted it again

>>27078460
lochness confirmed

>>27076657
I lost a board this way fuck that.

How do you join a friendly gym? I know there's supposed to be an option, but all I see is the fight option.

>>27078712
It's the first time I'm posting my Scyther here anon.

>>27077094
sounds fun. havent had much experience to get a good sense of the social side, but ive been seeing a shit ton of group-on-group gym battles so can confirm

Go Japan when?
How are we not first?

>>27078777
you're the first for literally everything else, you can wait your damn turn this one time.

when you get it it'll be literally impossible to avoid pokemon/stops/gyms with how packed it all is.

GUYS

When's gen 2?

>>27078737
Might be that it's already full of Mons then. I joined one just fine an hour ago.

>>27078777
Just download the apk, you won't get banned. I am in South Africa and many people here already have it. There are probably lots of players in Japan already.

>>27076993
>There are even a few girls in our group chat
Holy fuck my sides

>>27078805
I got USA one. Map empty.

>>27078845
That's really strange. There are lots of gyms near me, I don't even live in the city.

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Is this real life?

>>27076670
I'm pretty sure it's based on geography. Water pokemon are more common by water. Bug pokemon are more common by forests. At least that's what I've found in my experience.

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Last night I was walking around Newark Ohio and caught a rattata in front of a major heroin bust.

Tracking down a jynx led me to a courthouse and 5 BLM protestors

>Wife and I driving around looking for gyms
>Find one at an expo hall
>There's a wedding going on
>...

We literally crashed a wedding to take a gym, no fucks given

>>27078905
>shadowball

lmao

>>27076813
when I was In southern California recently I found a lot more Cubones and Sandshrews, dunno if that means anyhting.

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>163 eevee
>game freezes when i catch it
cut my life into freezes
im hammering this phone

Group of three assholes with e-cigs shit-talking a twelve year old kid because they just knocked over his gym.

I bet they were Valor fags too.

>>27079038
>e-cigs
Sounds like Mystic faggoos to me.

>>27078924

Can confirm, southern Md here, have a shitload of bug and water tyles. I only saw my first fire type (a Growlithe) today, and no rock or ground yet.

>>27079023
Try relaunching, when that happens to me it actually does catch. Just check your list.

>>27076841
Terrible. Never play it again.

>>27079048
I did right after making that post, and it did catch it. But I lost a fucking wartortle like this yesterday and thought i lost this too.

>>27079044

It was a Mystic gym that they defeated. It was right by my apartment and I hurried over to defend it when I saw it was being contestes, but I was too late.

And the Eeveelutions they installed in its place were too high a CP for me to take down (7-800, I only have pokemon at 470 right now)

>>27079058
>>27079058
you can prolly take it down with a little determination, attacking is a hell of a lot easier than defending, you can get type advantage, you can dodge, you get 6 pokemon to their whatever they have, you can re-challenge it to just tick away, the list goes on

>>27077333
Checked and sounds like fun anon. This game has brought me and my friends out for long walks and drives too, it's a really social experience.

>>27078476
I'm near Burwood too anon. Hordes of Doduo where I am, what Pokémon are at Burwood?

>be at work in grocery store, manning Seafood Dept
>no customers
>phone buzz
>okay fine, i'll check. Prolly a pidgey
>magicarp
>hhhhhehehehehe.jpg
>take pic for coworker, catch it, get back to work

The fish has never been fresher

>gym a quarter mile from my apartment
>currently being contested between one red and one blue guy
>197 Raticate versus ~200 Koffing
>want to go over and depose both of them but I have to leave for church

I'll get you guys on the way back, I swear.

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>>27079192
>church

>>27079190
Nice, found a Staryu at a fishmarket. Forgot to take a photo like a moron.

>>27079237

Yeah I'm a lector at the noon mass today. What of it.

>>27079248
The store has a river running behind it and the fish counter is in the back, so I guess the water types are coming from there? Id never seen a magicarp, though, the best I was hoping for was the elusive crabbies I keep seeing on the radar that never get any closer.

>>27078845
>>27078880
I've been hearing that Asia (or at least Japan) is for whatever reason blocked.
Seems weird since everyone else can play.

>>27079100
How do I dodge?