>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also

This meme is dumb, it's not using the pheromones to fuck you it's using them to steal shit.

>>27071038
>doesnt want to fuck a salamander

gay

>>27071001

I'm going to be super fucking mad if this thing evolves into some lizard waifu bullshit. Hopefully they at least have a badass male version.

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>>27071001
>Flower females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including animals and HUMANS. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by flower's will.
Reality is scarier than any fiction

>>27071060
I get it has salamander in it's name, but it's very clearly a lizard. Even it's species name is lizard.

>>27071038
Don't deny your undying lust for lizard pussy, it'll just grow stronger.

>>27071339
*salamander

>>27071339
>>27071350
At least keep your shit posting straight man, you ain't ready for the big leagues if you got tripped up that fast.

>>27071038
>denying the existence of slut lizards
>Not wanting to go absolutely primal outside of your will

I genuinely really like this thing though.

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>>27071175
English, Spanish, and Italian names have the words for salamander in it.

Japanese, French, and German names have the words for newt in it

Just take it as you will, really.

>>27071038
Like your virginity

>>27071001
>no male mon that doms girls

>>27071175
And blastoise is a shellfish, right?

>>27071001
I will be doing my best to request pictures of giantess Salandit bending entire cities to her whims. Wish me luck, /vp/!

>>27071466
>>27071350 wasn't me.

I cannot wait for this fucker.

I love poison types and hate getting cucked by Steel switch ins. Plus poison/fire is just a cool as fuck typing.