/pgg/ - Pokemon GO General

First for i stretched it out.

I will never be able to play PoGo :(((((((((((((((((((

ANYONE KNOW A WEBSITE THAR HAS ALL THE POKEMONS LEARNABLE MOVES?

Fuck I just started and there is nothing around me, guess I have to go outside for real

>tfw you're about to power level a geodude to 1k cp before evolving it bug can't bring yourself to do it because of the shitty movesets you've seen on golems

>tfw not sure if I want this game to cuck me into being sweaty every day

Is it a good idea do save duplicates of the same Pokemon because they know different moves?
Or should I just pick the ones with the highest attack power moves?

I can't decide what to do ugh

>>27065328
Highest combat power, family
Moves randomize when they evolve anyway

>>27065273
Should I fill out the CP meter on my mon before evolving or does it not matter?

>>27065316
My Golem has rock throw and EQ. That's not shitty.

>>27065321
>not exercising everyday anyway

You cucked yourself bro

Is trying to grind out a Gyarados even worth it or can you actually find Gyarados wild?

>>27065341
I don't think it matters

Can someone explain how this whole "turn your phone upside down to save energy" shit works I heard about?

>>27065341
Evolve, then levelling up ensures maximum stat potential.

>>27065341
Doesn't seem to matter, my 10 cp Weedle evolved into a 62cp Kakuna and so did my 58 cp Weedle.

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How am I doing for a level 14? I can't fucking battle any gyms because of the glitch so I'm just building my collection so far

Going down to the shore tomorrow. Lets see if I can get my hands on some dank water mons.

>>27065357
I don't like sweating
Think I have too many sweat glands, heard you can operate them away or some shit

THE SERVERS KEEP SHITTING THE BED AND THE GAME KEEPS GLITCHING LIKE SHIT WHEN I TRY TO BEAT A GYM

FUCK THAT 1 HP GLITCH, I LOST TO A CP 100 GODDAMNED RATATA BECAUSE OF IT. FUCK THE JEWS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27065359
By the time you catch that many magikarps you'd probably be a high enough level to find gyarados in the wild anyway.

Unless you deliberately ignore other pokemon for some reason.

>>27065362
power saver mode. still counts egg steps and will vibrate etc. if you encounter a pokemon

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>>27065273
why is this game such shit?

>everywhere I go its the same shitty pokemon, ratattas, pidgeys and weedles.

>pokemon dont even spawn by streets, so driving or biking doesnt even spawn pokemon.

no fucking thanks gamefreak ill stick to my handheld pokemon thanks.

>>27065393
but I don't even know how to activate it

I only know about turning off AR

>>27065377
jad is that you

>>27065382
>THE SERVERS KEEP SHITTING THE BED

They've been working fine for me all morning/noon, only had to reboot twice, I don't know what's wrong on your end.

>tfw hatched a 400+ jynx

>>27065362

?

>>27065362
Did you try setting it to W for wumbo?

Every fucking pokestop I went to today gave me a 5K egg. These things are handed out like candy.

>>27065425
It can sense your fatness and is trying to help

>>27065401
>>27065362
>>27065393
go to settings and there's a battery saver option, which allows your screen to fade black when your phone is upside down in your pocket

hey sorry if y'all already saw this but I posted it after the 'new thread' post

Holy shit, anyone else having problems where, even with great signal, your avatar in no way follows your movements.

I have never once been able to utilize the 'walk towards a pokemon you're tracking/ bar flashes when you walk in right direction/etc'

typical experience goes like this
>walk to area with pokestops, hell even sometimes this is done accurately
>walk to pokestop, stand near it or even post up for cig
>guy runs across the street and stops a block away
>wait
>guy runs to next pokestop down and stops a foot out of range of it
>wait
>guy runs another direction and ends up at unrelated pokestop
>go to spin it but before i can get 'This pokestop is too far away' message
>he ran a block away again

This repeats ad nauseaum

Could it be battery saver mode?

>about to retake the last gym in my town that some cunt sniped from me
>servers
Fuck this shit, I'm sitting here until it comes back.

>>27065401
Are you "special"

>>27065437
I'm actually severely underweight, but same shit.
Time to get /fit/

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Thank you whoever put down that lure module

>tfw still level 4
Fuck. Everyone's catching all these dank mons and I can't catch dick!

>>27065452
Have you tried Grindr?

WHO'S FAULT IS IT THAT THE GAME KEEPS SHITTING THE BED? DID THE POKEMON COMPANY DROP THE BALL? OR IS IT NIANTIC? IS IT GOOGLE? FUCK.

>>27065406
It worked somewhat fine for a while but then it shat the bed after I put down a lure. The gyms keep glitching the fuck out, too. After trying to beat one with my buddy I just got completely locked out of the game for like an hour.

>>27065450
>only 900 stardust
Where did you go wrong, kouhai

>>27065441
Your phone/GPS could be wigging the fuck out or just broken
Try Google maps and see if that has problems when determining location

>>27065450
what level are you that you can catch fucking alakazams

>>27065450
Neat, how does the lure module work? Is it enough to sit at a stop with the module active or do you have to walk around?

>>27065375

I'd say good! Where did you get the 700+?
Also just got to 14 and I only have ~500...

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Love my Buzzle =)

>>27065459
>not using Scruff
what is this 2007

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>>27065459
lots of fairy types to find around here

hey i have some money to spend on a new smartphone, what should I get for great PoGO experience?

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>leaning on a telephone pole while I battle a gym
>just holding my phone like normal, facing down, i could be texting it doesn't matter, not using the AR
>look up for half a second because i notice something out of the corner of my vision
>it's a woman
>young woman walking by me looks at me with complete disgust and gives me stinkeye
why
what the fuck is wrong with some women?
i was just standing there, existing

i go outside all the time and usually people just walk on by or shoot me a smile

anyways, the rest of the day i kept seeing other people who were playing but didn't feel like initiating a conversation so we usually just nodded at eachother and went on our separate ways

thanks for reading my blog, like and subscribe

your city has more spots then my country
kill me already

>>27065472
its been like this all 3 days now though

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>Delayed in the UK

>>27065463
Either Niantic or Pokemon, google is just a way to login

>>27065441
Doubt it, there might be a problem with your signal or the GPS tracker and it can't find you correctly.

How do I make my pokemon use the more powerful move in gym battles?

>>27065504
what country?

>>27065450
>Abra on the nearby thing today
>three footsteps
>walk 1000m in one direction
>doesn't change
>2000m in the opposite direction, uphill
>doesn't change
>go back to center point and try a third direction for 1000m
>doesn't change
>app becomes unresponsive to touch
>have to restart it
>nearby cache cleared, Abra gone
FFFFFFFFF

>>27065502
How do I subscribe?

>>27065469
Been levelling up all my Pokemon in preparation for going into town to face the big gyms

>>27065474
8

It only took 1 Pokeball to catch as well

>>27065475
As soon as I arrived Alakazam popped up, after that I sat for 10 mins and nothing else arrived, I wasn't moving around though

>>27065484

Evolve high level 1st stages and it usually pays off. None of my highest level Pokes were caught. My Eevee was around 350, as were my Doduos and Pidgeys.

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Let's post screenshots of what's around our houses

just started lads

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>Wlak all around town
>look under every single truck
>No Mew
was this a myth al along?

PTC has been working without issue for the last few hours!

>>27065526
Press and hold on the other Pokemon when the meter under your pokemon's name is full

>>27065532
click the subscribe button???

>>27065527
Namibia

>>27065526
Use enough regular attacks and the little blue boxes will fill up. Once you have one, press and hold on your pokemon to use their second move.

>>27065527
Bosnia.

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>>27065535
NOTHING AT ALL in all directions

>>27065441
It might be your GPS. Mine has 3 options:
>high accuracy
>battery saver
>gps only
Maybe you should try high accuracy for once.
But hey, you can abuse that error for hatching eggs.

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Went around my neighborhood for the first time, only caught like 6 pokemon but holy shit there were so many people walking around playing, I knew it was big but not THIS big.

>>27065535
DUDE go get that weezing asap

>>27065565
at least you have a cool looking roundabout

Can I buy stuff if i'm using the apk? just in case I ever have to

>>27065375
>weepinbell
based, searching for an area with them at the moment. really want to get a great victreebell.

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>>27065535
This in one direction
1/2

>>27065563
>>27065551
Thanks famalam.

>>27065273
anyone else get a parsing error when they open the .apk in their phone?

>tfw trying to let my phone get a decent charge so I can go on a true Pokemon journey
Fucking HURRY UP

>>27065565
I know that feel, it truly sucks.

>>27065362
I tried but my game froze. Then

>You cant log in now. Try again later.

Anyone carry around extra batteries? Thinking about it but dunno how to charge them.

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>>27065535
>>27065591
This in the other
2/2

Is the thing about Pikachu as a starter true?

>>27065570
I've checked a few times and it's always been set to high accuracy, since whatever day the game came out

I just started yesterday and I've caught more than twenty mons without having to leave my bed.

Such is life in the city.

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Today's update

I hit level 18 today so far

>>27065591
FUCK YEAH
SEAKING

If I use incent, does it draw pokemon to ME or to the exact location I used the incest?

>>27065613
Yes

I was going to do it but I was too lazy to walk anywhere last night so I kicked charmander

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r8 my pokemon team lads

Literally just started playing about 3 hours ago.

>>27065624
Location, you can leave and others would benefit from your incense.

>>27065565
>Hasn't seen Ekabs yet
Lucky fuck these bastards are god damn everywhere with sandslashes. I seem to get an unusual find randomly.

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Fuck. I found a poliwhirl and the servers crashed. I'm gonna wait a but to see if they come back then head home. I'm so fucking sweaty it'd 92 degrees out

>>27065617
Whats the point of all this.
Is it literally just a e-peen "my number is higher than yours" ?

Which team should i choose?

I live in europe and all the gyms around me are either blue or white.

If i pick blue, i wont get to fight anybody. If i pick red or yellow i think i'll get crushed.

>>27065624
You, also it stacks with lure modules.

>>27065502
Maybe you were taking her gym and she was pissed at you over it?

>>27065624
>incent
>incest

>>27065624
To you, not the location.

>>27065648
are you sure you should be on /vp/

>>27065648
Duh

>tfw vacationing in Mexico right now
>sandshrew, rhyhorn, diglett, Growlithe as the wild Pokemon

Feels good man. Haven't seen any shitmons so far.

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>>27065649
Go red you red coat. It's in your blood

>>27065639
False

>>27065504
>country
More like city-state, nub

>>27065657
nah she didn't have her phone out or anything
she was just a basic bitch walking with her ultra short shorts and tank top and little designer purse

>>27065669
I like pokemon, I just don't get this app

>>27065648
I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!

>>27065649
Team yellow is best team
Go with the instinct

I went around town today and probably ran into 100+ people playing this. Only about 3 of us were team yellow. Feels bad, man.

>>27065614
Yeah but you said
>Could it be battery saver mode?
I don't know if putting your phone into battery saver, the gps will change to battery saver too.

>>27065533
>lvl 8
Man. Level 6 here and I'm already getting sick of the grind.

>>27065639
you're thinking of the lure

>>27065575
I've only run into 1 or 2 old people who weren't playing it.

Everyone else always is, even little kids.

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>>27065591
>>27065611
lucky bastard
only gym I can see from my house

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>>27065589
Found him outside work today while at level 5.
Took 15 pokeballs, but it was worth it.

Today was a good day.

>>27065688
You know you could have just said yes.

>>27065640
Oh that's a screenshot from last night already caught like 6, there's also a fucking Clefairy from time to time that refuses to get close

>Good amount of pokestops in the area
>Literally no pokemon
>Even with items

I know this sounds retarded but I can't open the settings menu in GO

I can do it in any other app by holding the "return/back" button for like two seconds

Why can't I do it in GO?

Server down?

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>in my brother's car on the way somewhere
>pass by a fuckton of lowbie gyms I could take over easy
>out of range too fast

FUCK

>>27065720
Good catch, good pokemon, good name
Overall good famdamily

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>walk past neighbor's house where I heard screaming a few days ago
>find two Ghastly
>mfw

>>27065597
Yeah, what android version do you have? I think mine's too old for it.

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I meet the requirements but I still cant play the game , it just crashes after the Niantic screen, what do :(

How do you use your Pokémons secondary attack in Battles?

>>27065680
he's worked hard on powering up his pokemon and wants to share his happiness with you. it's an impressive accomplishment to be that strong so shortly afetr the game has been released

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>>27065273
>posting a shopped pic
hahah epic

I have absolutely 0 respect for little mystic bitchboys

if I see you in the street im going to kick your ass then release your top mons

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>>27065673
>In darkest night, We are the flame

This whole wannabe GoT shit Reddit is doing is kind of cringey

>>27065649
Whatever your favorite is from the bird trio, mine was always Articuno so..

>>27065761
Reread thread

>>27065732
Just go tap the settings icon in the top right corner of the app.

>>27065771
> i hate fun

>>27065608
My game also tends to freeze if I use battery saver mode. Pokemon will still pop up and it will notify me, but I can't actually tap them or use any of the buttons on screen. I've just been jogging between encounters to maximize the grinding from my short battery life.

>>27065761
try reading the thread

>>27065777
There is none, only the compass

>>27065784
Using your logic, anything can be "fun" even if you're acting like a complete retard

>>27065771
That's GoT? Don't watch it so I just assumed it was your typical inspiration quote.

>>27065792
tap on the pokeball on the bottom edge of the screen first

>>27065792
Open the poke menu first.

>>27065732
Press the pokeball at the bottom of the screen. settings in top right

>>27065813
nevermind

I'm gonna kill myself

thanks

i see some shit coming from ground in are near me
what does it mean?

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This is what I can see from my house, there is also another gym I own at the very edge of the horizon to the left

>>27065765
yellow pissers are going to be a cinch to lynch autistic little trap-tappers won't be a match for my big blue muscles

>>27065363
>maximum stat potential.
ALL POKEMON have the exact same potential it's just a matter of how much dust you want to use in a single Pokemon

you will use less if you evolve from base form, and obviously even less if you capture high CP base forms, the real bitch are the moves

>>27065787
Yeah, exactly. The screen stopped responding but the game continued.

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>>27065535
Fuck Maine.

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>>27065809
Game of Thrones, I don't watch it but I can tell that by the quote and artstyle that they're trying to do pic related

After I captured a duplicate and get the dust/candy, should I just release it?

>>27065728
Just leave it open

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>buy new phone
>need a gyroscope to use AR

>>27065790
>>27065773

Nty

>>27065874
>Using AR

>>27065861
Transfer it for one more candy

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Post your great white buffaloes.

>Went to Citifield after hearing about a fellow Queens anon catching a Lickitung
>He was right, incredibly low CP though despite being level 11 at the time
>Egg hatches on the way home, Mankey fuck yeah
>Get to the corner I live on
>Notice a huge Muk silhouette 1 step away
>By the time I even register what's happening it's down to 0 steps, Muk imminent
>Cream myself
>The split second it begins popping out of the ground the game freezes
>Restart game the silhouette is still there but it freezes again
>Repeat another three times
>Game finally loads perfectly
>Silhouette gone

God damn it Muk must be a rare as fuck mon to catch in the wild.
Still doing bretty gud though.

Should I go park my car in the local church parking lot for half an hour to stack incense and lure?
How have I sunken so low?

I turned AR off. It's more annoying than anything and I don't have any friends to show epic pics to.

>>27065853
I'm so sorry for you

>>27065888
AR is kinda fun. During the day anyway. At night it's all black.

> rape a yellow gym
> without buddies have no way to hold it for long

Can't decide if it's worth leaving to find another gym or cashing the 10 coins now

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>>27065860
>All houses are their own thing
>Clegane is Lannister's bitch

>>27065823
Take a pic.

If it's pink, go there's since it attracts Pokemon. If it's green, that just means some Pokemon frequent there but won't guarantee an encounter

>>27065899
cash nigga especially if you know it's a lost cause

>having to walk everywhere cause no bike and I don't wanna waste gas

Being poor is great

>>27065759
4.3 but I heard that was minimum requirements

There isn't a single yellow person in my town.
Is it even worth trying to take gyms at this point, guys?

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>3 gyms right next to eachother
>the gyms are tucked away deep in a forest
>nothing but bugs and grass types and most of them aour mine

You guys are making your gyms themed right?

>>27065913
hey now most pokekids started out the hard way
eventually you'll help beat some thugs with your pokemon and will be gifted a bike

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Post your pokedexes

>>27065920
Do you want to earn your shekels or not, goy?

>>27065920
take as many as you can before they start getting taken back, so you can get your pokeshekels. repeat process every 20 hours

>>27065916
Minimum requirement is 4.4. What phone do you have? Is there an update for it through the manufacturer? Is there a custom rom for it?

>>27065853
where you at in Maine? Near Bath here and nothing just like your pic

How do you even pay if you are useung a PTC account? is it all the same through google store credit?

my area is dog shit all i see are doduos and a few pinsirs

>>27065935
Game doesnt work on custom roms :/

what level are you guys that youre getting rarer Pokemon?

You guys told me Caterpie was common, I only have one

and still no Rattata at all

>>27065941
>complaining about based pinsirs

>>27065941
I haven't seen either of those

>>27065936
Gray, 207bro.
Gray sucks.

>>27065908
And if there are gold leaves it's a rare pokemon

Only shit near me

>>27065941
All I get are pidgeys and eevees.

Also, there's no gym for 10 miles, no pokestop for 4.

Stop whining.

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So I just started playing and have little frame of reference, is this Squirtle I caught any good?

Also, should I focus on powering up Pokémon before I evolve them or does it matter?

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>>27065273
i got a theory that the servers wouldnt be down in the first place if people outside aus, nz and US didnt download the unauthorized apk.

i mean niantic didnt have a worldwide release for a reason

Do they plan to add the rest of the pokemon?

>>27065935
I have a ZTE conchord 2. Seems like I cant update it via the phones updater. maybe theres another way

>>27065764
>having the original saved

Hahaha, oh fuck that's the saddest thing I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>27065957
variety doesn't seem to change with level. only CP

I can't find pokemon anymore. The game has lured me into a pay to play mindset. I was about to buy pokecoins to buy incense to force spawn pokemon but then I found out I can't because I live in Canada and need an American credit card :-) No pokemon for me

Evolve up pokes for 500 exp btw I've evolved like 5 pidgeys for exp

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>>27065941
could be worse

>>27065977
multiple people can catch the same pokemon

>>27065908
i cant really take pic because it kinda flashes
but there couple these thing close to each other

>>27065273
I don't like how Chloe is looking more and more like a lion with a shaved face. Come to think of it, Hillary is also pretty leonine.

>>27065983
Clinton shills never sleep

>>27065920
I think yellows are a sleeping giant

At first they had no presence in my area but now they are running very few gyms but with CRAZY powerful mons.

There are 6 gyms near where I live and 2 of them are yellows with mons in the 1000-1200 range with entirely different people running them.

I think a bigger war is coming

>>27065935
>>27065953
Well that solves me trying to find a custom rom for mine then, had been looking for hours. Galaxy Stardust from tracfone doesn't get much love I guess.

>>27065962
not complaining about pinsir but i would love to see a nidoran or a growlithe or a fucking eevee

>>27065957
Don't focus on rares unless they're near you, you need to keep leveling your trainer because rares mean jack when you're low level.

every level cycles in like 3 new pokemon I'd say

>>27065976
in a slow area, 400 might get you gym wins

in a city about 800 is standard for gym leaders

evolution multiplies CP, so get your base CP as high as possible (you will hit a point of diminishing returns where you only get 10-5 CP per power up) and then evolve

So I just caught a wild 323cp seaking, but only problem is its attacks are 10 str and 15 str, is it fucked? Or should I go ahead and level it up a bit?

>>27065941
>>27065995
Move around you fat retarded fucks

>>27065892
>Driving with friend
>Pass by koffing and magmar
I haven't seen any koffing so that must have been at least some kind of rare

>>27065964
I bet Brunswick has a bunch of pokestops but fuck if I'm going to drive there for no reason

What is the most efficient way to get my Pokémon higher CP? Currently level 6 and only have 1 over 500 CP

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>>27065892
>Went out for a drive last night
>Drive past college area twice
>See a big fuckin snorlax silhouette
>Find the fucker, it's level ???
>Throw a razz berry, two pokeballs and it runs away

Also had a tentacruel I saw on lunch break that disappeared because servers.

My local church probably has no idea why a group of autists are huddled under their sign every 5 minutes or so.

It's caught in the dead center of a brutal mystic/insight turf battle.

>>27066017
I would like some Pinsir, at night I'm swimming in Growlithes

>no pokestops
fuck my life

>>27066024
>30 degrees outside
>have to put on pants again and go down a ton of stairs then run around outside

>>27066034
I'm sure Portland does, to. I might drive downtown tomorrow on my day off and walk the city a little.

>>27065977
Catch the mew?
>being that thirsty to believe she would give a fuck after she caught it

>>27065999
so 30 people can catch one mew? whats the point of having rare pokemon then?

>>27065513
Your fault for having a shitty iphone

>>27065977
I'll pretend that multiple people can't catch the same mon and say that I catch the mew because by "very grateful" she probably just means telling me thanks as she walks off.

>>27066004

There are no yellows around here, all the gyms go back and forth between red and blue.

>>27066062
It's a short timeframe.

But multiple people can catch it within a few minutes, then it's gone

So you can play together

Friendly reminder

visit cemetaries at night for multiple ghastlies.

What's the best way to use incense?
While walking around or at home?

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R8 my mons
Just lost 2 gyms. Me and my gf are gonna take it back.

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Rarest pokemon that spawns naturally near your house?

I caught a couple exeggcutes near my trash cans

>>27066038

You're on a better pace than me. I'm level 9 and only have one 500+ too.

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Aw shit.

>>27066024
>move around
no shit. you think these eggs are gonna hatch on their own?

>>27066090
Shellder I guess.

>>27066018
meh, no point in me playing anymore then

Is it autistic to go outside by yourself and do this?? Or should I wait for a friend hahaha

>>27066086
Where I live, cemeteries are closed off at night and it's illegal to trespass in them at night.

Hold on. all 150 pokemon are in the game right, so you can actually catch the legendary birds?

>>27066090
Lots of ponyta

>>27066090

Jigglypuffs started appearing around my apartment today

Fuck this POS game fuck summer and all these fucking summerfaggots shitting up my city fuck this 4g that wont fucking work right fuck this gps system that cant find me in the middle of the damn beach fuck my gf for having so much fucking fun catching mons while my pos phone cant even fucking connect fuck this bs

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>>27065535
This is all I got near me and its empty for at least a couple miles. Cant complain though, I live 5.5 miles from downtown and the Ingress intel says its filled with pokestops/gyms.

If I wasnt such a lazy asshole I'd be up to my eyes in mons

>>27065953
I'm on Cyanogenmod 13 and it works fine
>>27065982
Seems to be an obscure phone, and I'm not finding anything for it unfortunately

>>27066106
Not really. Just listen to some music while hunting for 'mons.

>>27066106
Take the dog out.

Servers are most stable at night and it isn't a bajillion degrees out. That and you won't have any compition.

Make sure to bring a flashlight

>>27066106

I spent three hours this morning wandering around. No one gives a fuck.

>>27066108
If you were INSTINCT you wouldn't worry about legalities

>>27066111
They're going to have special legendary events, no one knows anything about them yet though.

On my way to pals and a nidoking fucking ambushes me

>>27066137
Inspiring . Off I go

>>27065535

4 gyms and a bunch of pokestops since I live near the main street. Absolutely bugger all Pokemon though. Will go out at night since I'm afraid of normalcunts

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reminder eevees have nearly 300% CP evolution multiplier

gonna pop these babies tonight and become the hero my local valor chapter deserves

>>27066095
D
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>>27066132
>>27066135
this
especially the flashlight bit; shit gets dark if there aren't any lampposts

>>27066138
I worry because I tried tresspassing in one of the cemeteries a year ago for other reasons, and it turned out that the walls were seconded by laser tripwires.

Never doing that again.

Also, I AM team Yellow.

>>27066146
I wonder how those are gonna work. Meet at a specific place and throw out all the attacks the group can in unison?

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What kind of pokemon have yall got from 10km eggs?

Are they worth actively working to hatch or no?

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>>27065535
Been playing for a few days now. I'm lucky if I see even one wild pokemon "nearby".

>check my phone at home
>A motherfucking alakazham
>3 steps away
>put my phone down


There is no point in searching for them when they're 3. They always glitch out no matter where you search.

Can't seem to get that battery saver mode to actually do anything. Phone upside down, against a surface, nothing happens. Screen never goes dark.

>>27065765
You wouldn't hit a cute grill now, would you anon ;)

Blue men < braindead redchads / autism lord yellows

>>27066135
Fuck that man.

I went out in the dark earlier and it was awkward as shit. Both in the pitch black park I wandered around and when I snooped around some private properties and houses/gardens.

>>27066106
pretty sure the majority of people who play this game do it alone. a lot of husbands put their kids to sleep and go looking for pokemon at night to have some time to themselves

>>27065535

There's a handful of other pokestops within biking distance, but this is a really nice stop because that gym is constantly contested, has a lot of water mons by a lake, and the pokestop is in a library with free wifi so you can camp there and drop a lure without wasting cellular data.

This game is a fucking nightmare for people with social anxiety.

>>27066184
how old is your phone? I can't get that going either and I assume it's because this thing is a few years old now.

>>27066169
That's the impression the video gave, yeah.
But I really hope it isn't city specific like the ingress events are.

I'm not buying a plane ticket to catch a fucking pokemon

>>27066170
I got a level 230~ Scyther with 22 Scyther candies from my first one.

>>27066170
I got a 268cp Scyther along with 32 candies for it from a 10km

>>27066157
what

>>27066138
mah nigga

>go outside to play pokemon go
>it's 92 degrees out and humid as fuck
>i'm wearing a thin shirt because it looks good and would keep me cool
>walk outside of my building and the sun is right on me
>instead of going down the shaded road I decide to cross the highway to go down to the waterfront in the bleating heat
>sweating like mad and looking like an autist as normies and tourists are enjoying their saturday afternoon/early evening
>servers die and sit in the heat waiting for them to come up
>continue walking, already drenched
>sweat spots are starting for form on my thin shirt
>make it back to my apartment and go in the basement back door and hope nobody comes in to see me gross and sweaty as fuck
>2 hot spanish girls in fucking bikinis come in on the first floor
>avoiding eye contact and close my phone screen
>when I get to my floor two more girls that look dressed up to go out are waiting for the elevator
>enter apartment and take shirt off

Fuck this game.

>>27066182
I wish the traking told you a little more about the location. It sometimes hard to track even 1 step mons.

>>27066184
at least on my phone, battery saver mode is really unstable and crashes often.

>>27066170
Rarity doesn't matter on egg distance, you only get more candies and stardust.

worth it? yes if you have a limited egg bator.
otherwise just stamp out all the 2kms, they eat up precious bag space.

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>tfw super poorfag
>can't afford a device capable of playing this game
>only have a DS to play Pokemon after saving for years to get one used
>the way I get most of my food is dumpster diving
>basically going to dumpsters and diving in the garbage to find food
>most popular spot for me is behind a grocery store nearby
>usually go at night and take canned food, fresh bread whatever, pretty good hauls
>this game comes out
>go to my usual spot
>a bunch of people standing around on their fucking phones
>overhear a few of them discussing Pokemon
>I guess that they are here because it is a Pokespot or whatever
>need to get my fucking dinner
>can't, because the fucking autistics are all playing their fucking pokemon
>walk over to the dumpster
>open up the lid
>climb in, hoping nobody saw
>manage to secure a HUGE bag of fresh broccoli, some candy, and a few tins of corned beef
>put it into my backpack and climb out
>as I climb out some of the pokemon trainers are fucking staring at me
>realise I look creepy
>take the Broccoli from my bag
>'I-thought it was a Bulbasaur'
>quickly run home
>can't go back there now, have to find new spots so I can fucking EAT because a few rich autists need their stupid game

>>27066090
Abras keep popping in and out throughout the day, but no matter what direction I head in, I never get any closer to the fucking things.

about to head to a uni to farm out some pokeballs cause I'm completely out.

Hopefully I meet a qt and can convince her to come over to my house because of the dratini spawns out here

wish me luck lads

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>>27066198

Fuck, here's the picture

>>27066202
Yeah, that would be inconvenient. I don't wanna buy a ticket to Manhattan and meet at Times Square just to catch Mewtwo.

Yeah, surely there must be a more streamlined way to do that.

>>27066170
Yes.
You get good shit.
Fossil mons
Hitmons
Chansey
Kangaskhan
Scyther
Lapras
Snorlax
etc

>>27066184
>>27066201
do you have to enable that ... I forgot its name. But there was some mode to make your phone not go into lock screen but stay in some kind of suspended black screen?

>Catch a Voltorb
>it doesn't know self-destruct

I don't even care that it's rare as fuck around here i deleted it right away

>>27066199
The best way to ovefcome social anxiety is to face it head on

Go destroy that social anxiety anon, I believe in you

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>see this
>what do

>>27066155
Nice onix. What's the moveset?

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>>27066182
>Mfw I never had this problem
>Mfw the last 3 step Pokemon I went for was Kabuto
>Mfw I caught it

>The only thing near my house are birds and rats

So accurate

>>27066106
It's autistic to be this insecure about it. Just go play the damn game, captain autismo.

>>27065977
You're probably right, but they also probably could have region locked it better so that people outside Aus, NZ and US couldn't do anything even if they did download the apk.

Seeing the game is playable for (most of) them they brought it on themselves.

>>27066235

Go hunting you motherfucker. Pokemon with three steps in the first two rows are probably within 300m

>>27066235
Catch em, of course. They pretty much give you two chances to catch Tauros should you fail at hot-and-cold.

can someone post a rato meme?

>>27066170
I got a high-level magmar.

>>27066201
About four months old. Huawei P8 Lite.

>>27066222
Me thinks you need to remove some clothing ma'am

How many of you guys went into other peoples driveways?

Found like every long driveway is considered a road.

>vileplume
>litterally walk by the driveway as two cars exit from it
>pretend to be cooling my dog off in the shade
>seriously though be mindful of your dogs shit can be hot for them
>sneak towards their house
>vileplue right infront of their front windows
>keep flicking the phone
>see a kid looking at me while I'm catching it
>only thing I can think is to just wave and carry on

At what level do the pokemon that spawn stop being massive fucking disappointments?

>>27066176
same with me

>>27066089
>Scyther

Fuck you

>>27066216
im sorry to hear, are you in anywhere near the Concord area in California?
I can help you out with a room.

I think I'll only play this game with a bike from now on.

Shit's too far away and I don't want to / don't have the time to fucking walk around for 3 hours each day

>>27066184
It tries to detect that you are holding it down at your side, like you're walking with it held down.

If you just place it on something it usually won't activate.

>>27066283

I live in a pretty dense suburb and have gone running through people's backyards before. As far as I'm concerned, if they don't have a fence up, it's fair game.

Is it just me or does anyone else not ever find anything in shaking grass? and can never find pokemon on the nearby menu, no matter how close you get?

I am only finding pokemon completely randomly while wandering around, and sometimes aren't even on the nearby screen. Very rarely finding pokemon in general though, it's kind of demotivating.

I'm in a city and can't find shit.

>>27066235
Avoid, if they're not in the first 3 rows they like 99% have glitched out.

Check the server status too before you head out to make sure it's legit.

>>27066199
>social anxiety
you think that's bad?
try playing it with general anxiety, i can't even leave my home without fear of a wild dog biting my neck

>decide to head back home due to shitty hunt
>turn on incense and see what comes my way
>bulbasaur
>sandshrew
>grimer
>goldeen
wat?

>>27066233
Yeah I disabled auto-standby. That was just forcing the app to shut down, which meant steps counted for nothing. But the app's battery saver seems to do nothing even with phone upside down, against a surface, etc.

>>27066322

Sometimes they pop up, sometimes they don't. I have more luck just following the radar.

>Take a long bike ride to a nearby town
>Pokestops out the wazoo
>Fucking everyone playing GO
>Get a shit ton of balls, potions, etc.
>Come back home
>Find a FUCKING WIGGLYTUFF
That town was magical and I brought a little home with me. I also met some cool dudes there. Anyone have similar stories?

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>go to nearby college campus with bf and friend to load up at all the pokestops
>bunch of stops located near a fountain, all running lures
>get there, HUGE crowd of people
>everyone's catching Pokemon and setting up lures, pretty amazing
>catch some good mons, follow a pikachu across campus when a dude rolls by in his pick up truck
>"Dude, there's an Arcanine in the field over there!"
>thanx, we all run over
>10 people all trying to catch Arcanine, he runs away from me but everyone's high-fiving and laughing all the same

This game is fucking awesome. Pic related, it's the Ponyta I caught by the fountain.

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>>27066235
already caught it

>>27066332
You can buy that incense with real money. It helps out a lot :-) Maybe you should buy some.

>>27066216
How are you posting on the internet?

>>27065273
> visiting brother at the beach tomorrow
> long walkway along the sea with tons of stops
> have a lure i don't know what to do with
> gonna go a couple hours earlier so I can walk around and catch a fuckton of watermon
wish me luck

>>27066332
You are basially guaranteed a pokemon per 3 minutes if you incense. Infact it's the only shit that works when the servers fuck up.

>Can't trade pokemon with people

>>27065635
Pretty diverse for a start senpai
Make sure to do the right thing when it comes to the decision at level 5

They need to fix some of the pokespots

One at my local park is the waterfountain at the middle of the lake.

In FLORIDA

>have a house bordering a park
>teenagers often tresspass there after it's closed to drink, etc
>be looking at my app before going to sleep
>see a fucking snorlax spawn over there

seriously considering climbing over my wall, fuck.

>>27066353
into the trash

>>27066341
Wait what radar???

>>27066322
I feel like shaking grass is just random shit they put on the map for fun, it does nothing

>>27066376
>see the thing spawn

If you see it spawn you can just tap it to catch it. It doesn't need to be in the circle.

>>27066283
Sort of.

>Go to mall after work since its literally a Stop light away
>Drive to find Pokespots
>1 FUCKING POKESPOT IN THE ENTIRE MALL
>Has a lure
>Oh maybe I'll check it out
>HOLY FUCK ITS A CHANSEY SILHOUETTE
>OH FUCK ONLY 2 FOOTPRINTS AWAY
>Drive around till it pops up
>It doesn't
>At some points it just disappears
>What the fuck
>Notice some apartments behind the mall
>Oh fuck here we go
>Sure enough footprints start to decrease
>Panic
>It shows up
>Instantly click it
>Park in the nearest parking spot without thinking
>Proceed to toss razzberries and Pokeballs
>Caught it
>Some guy giving me the stink eye while i'm reversing to leave
>Don't care caught Chansey

>>27066350
>being gay
>catching a ponyta

fitting

>>27066348
>get up early
>do a two-mile walk to hit some pokestops in water towers up the road
>come back by my apartment
>pokestop in a park by a gym
>go down there to train because it's friendly
>find out on Saturday mornings there's a farmer's market there
>wander around a bit catching mons
>come back with a new dratini and goldeens, spring onions, cucumbers and strawberry rhubarb jam

going to have to make a habit out of this.

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This is my area
Every gym just has Hypnos in it because of this

What did Niantic mean by this?

>>27066322
Shaking grass does not guarantee encounters. Pokemon just pop up more frequently around there.

>>27066382
You basically play hot-and-cold with whatever Pokemon shows up on your list. The lower the number of steps are, the hotter/closer you are.

Any Sydney anons here? What Pokémon are found near you?
Around the airport area I find a lot of Psyduck, Staryu and Weedle.
Canterbury area has a lot of Pinsir and Doduo with a few Weedle and Squirtle.
I need to find Growlithe m8s

>>27066382

Bottom righthand corner

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>>27066400
Step up senpai

>>27066400
Fucking trade me, I'm getting bombarded by route 1 normie types in my area.

Just a heads up. I don't think the speed thing is implemented yet cause my friend and I just took turns driving up and down this commercial area with a ton of gyms and shit and I was able to catch mons at 45mph


you just have to click them fast and turn off AR

>>27066400
Place of worship is a zone.

>>27066355
you got it, niantic

>>27066373
you know what must be done

Can someone give me tips on throwing pokeballs?

Do I throw when the circle is tiny?
Are there special ways to throw?

>>27066418
>>27066411

Oh that radar. Well the problem is they steps for me are pretty much always 3, no matter how much I walk in a direction. I walked for hours and nothing got close. I was able to somehow get an electabuzz 1 step away and then it just ... Disappeared.

there's a gym near my house and it has weak-ass pokemon.
Problem though, how do I put my own pokemon there? If I fight them nothing seems to happen. Do I fight them until the prestige is so high I can put my own mon there?

should i evolve my pokemon first then power them up? or powerup then evolve?

>>27066427
The speed thing definitely applies to eggs and Pokestops when you go at a certain speed and pass stops by. As long as the Pokemon is within your window, you should be able to click and capture them.

>>27066427
It doesn't count steps for hatching.

>>27066400
My area is covered in Eevee, literally every gym is just the Eeveelutions.

>>27066444
I'm not Steve Irwin and im not renting a boat for 3 pokeballs and a potion

>>27066398
>not wanting to catch em all
doesn't get gayer than that

>stick charger in
>4 hours till charged
>turn off game
>1 hour till charged

fek