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Thrilling Single Handed Combat! 2016-07-09 14:08:36 Post No. 27057435
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Once again, you have been sentenced to be executed in the Roman Colosseum. As punishment for your crimes, you will be forced to face wild beasts for the amusement of the Roman public. Luckily for you, The Emperor has taken mercy and will grant you your freedom if you can defeat a random pokemon in an unarmed fight to the death! As you take your place on the bloodstained sands of the arena, the trapdoor on the opposite side of the ring slowly opens to reveal...
http://randompokemon.com/
The question is, can you defeat this monster?
What is your strategy?
If you do die, did you at least put up a good fight?
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>>27057435
>http://randompokemon.com/
Pic related.
I crawl into a corner and weep as I accept my fate.
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>>27057435
A paras? I'll take my chances. My biggest chance of death is eating the Cordyceps and getting food poisoning.
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>>27057435
>Absol
Could be 50/50 desu
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But how wild is he?
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>Cascoon
easy
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>avalugg
jesus fuck no
I try my best to get on top of it, fail and get crushed to death or sit there and starve
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>As you take your place on the bloodstained sands of the arena, the trapdoor on the opposite side of the ring slowly opens to reveal...
>A shark flopping around in the sand.
K...
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>wailord
I just have to kinda wait around really
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>Goomy
Nigger is dead as dicks.
But first I'm going to fuck it.
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>Jynx
My very existence triggers and oppresses it into suicide
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>>27057435
>Fletchling
I think I have a chance...
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>Conkeldurr
I'm dead and the last thing i see is that big dumb nose as it crushes my skull
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I think I'll survive.
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>>27057495
>as you step to it, confident that you can just step on it and end the whole thing quickly, it spits spores in your face and begins to consume you as you collapse to the ground unconscious, starting with your eyes and tongue
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>Skrelp
Hooray!
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>>27057435
>Docile Spheal
I could probably beat it to death, but I'd feel bad about it.
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>Hitmonlee
My strategy would be to try and dodge his Hi Jump Kick until he killed himself. I'd probably fail but it's not like I could defeat a Pokemon that masters in unarmed combat in unarmed combat.
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