>yfw this nigga is the pseudolegendary

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>>27019716
>nigga

enjoy your ban

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>>27019757

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Wouldn't even be mad

PLEASE.

Pretty sure it isn't. Hope the pseudolegendary has an unique typing though

definitely the most bro of all the new guys unless Ballio is real

>>27019757
What's wrong, did the nigger just get triggered?

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>>27019716
mfw

idk if I'll grab one rn, but if he's the pseudo, then definitely.

>>27020431
virginity isnt bad you fucking imbecile

>Psuedo that's not dragon

Never again

3rd gen was the last time

>>27020534
>How to spot a virgin

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>>27020499

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>>27020534

>>27020553
And Metagross and Tyranitar are the best pseudos

>>27020560
Well I am, its just retarded thinking that different priorities make you worse.

>>27019716
There is literally already porn of it.
Just like Goodra.
CONFIRMED.

>>27020619
paheal retard.

Heh. He has more of a "two stages line" feel.
Kind of the Scraggy or Helioptile of its generation.
Though I do love how much like a sneaky bastard it looks.

>>27019716
Dont think so, although I think he will evolve twice

>>27020487
Literally every psuedo except Goodra has had unique typing up to that point.

>>27020487
Like Dragon/Flying

>>27020586
post the porn

this bruh has the realest ability in the game right now, allows him to poison/toxic poison types and steel types.

>>27020705
Garchomp didn't.

>>27020534
M'lady

>>27020705
>Salamence
>Garchomp
>unique typing

Great job you fucking idiot.

>>27020705
>>27020749
Salamance

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>>27019757

>>27020705
I know we all wish we could forget Hoenn exists, but it had two pseudos and neither had a unique type combo.

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>>27019757

>>27020748
He's already a fire type though, so it seems kind of redundant.

Find me someone who can burn fire types and i will be impressed.

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>>27019811
>>27020499
>>27020798
>>27020836

massive faggots

>>27019716
I know people have a boner for weird types that havent happened, but this one is stupid.
We already have Krookodile and that's actually dark for being a bandit/crook/thief
>>27019757
;^)

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>>27020584
Setting 'getting laid' as your priority doesn't get you laid. Being attractive to women through looks or your personality or anything really is what gets you laid even if you're not trying hard at all.

>>27020880
source of that gif please

>>27020880
>I'm poor
>I'm ugly and slightly fat
>My personality is as bland as oatmeal
>All I have is above average intelligence
Just give it to me straight, doc, how fucked am I?

>>27019757
What'ya up to, nigger ?

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Komododragon as a pseudo?

>>27022277
You are fucked only if you think you are.

>>27022277
Not very

>>27022277
Dubs say you're very fucked.

>>27022277
not at all, unfortunately in this case you want be fucked, sorry pal.

>>27022277
Bland personality isn't bad, is just that, bland.

If you aren't an asshole nor a creep, you should be fine regardless.

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>>27019757
>>27019811
>>27020499
>>27020798
>>27020836
>>27020867
>>27022285
He's right, you know

>>27022277
>I'm poor
Get an accessible, cheap hobby that people can do with you. Movies, cooking, parks, hiking. Anything co-op, really.
>I'm ugly and slightly fat
get in shape, find a hairstyle that suits your face, if you don't see so good figure out whether glasses or contacts look better on you. Can you grow a beard? If not, don't. If yes, try it out. wear clothes that fit and are at least slightly fashionable.
>My personality is as bland as oatmeal
Find things in pop culture that you enjoy so that you have something in common with other human beings. Consume a bunch of different media.
>All I have is above average intelligence
And I'm guessing below average social intelligence. Don't be arrogant about being smarter than most people, it makes people want to avoid you. Being smart isn't as sexy as not being a sperg.

Boom, now women will talk to you and want to be around you. Boys too, if you're into that. And with all these hip new friends you'll be making, you might actually have a shot at sex, or better yet, love.


Of course that 6IV shiny team isn't going to breed itself.

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>>27019716

>>27022285
>>27019811
>>27020499
>>27020499
>>27020564
>>27022285
ENJOY YOUR AIDS N BAN

>>27020705
>Literally every psuedo except Goodra has had unique typing up to that point.
Not even close.
>Salamence
Dragonite
>Metagross
Jirachi
>Garchomp
Flygon

Dragonite, Tyranitar, and Hydreigon were all unique up to their gen but that's only 3/7, hardly "every except Goodra"

>>27022394
Please god

>>27022394
>finally not a dragon type pseudo
>still a dragon
I could honestly see GF doing this.

>>27022703
>niggerposting

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>>27022394
this is what I've waited for all along even if it not a pseudo, it better have a third evo tho or else

>>27020853
>what is heatran