http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>17 Year-old Marcus Jackson was stabbed and mugged for his iPhone after allegedly playing “Pokemon Go” a new app released by the franchise on July 6.
Not even a day
>Police say Jackson was just walking around playing “Pokemon Go” and didn’t realize he had stepped into what is know as a bad neighborhood. A local store owner said he saw Marcus Jackson was stabbed and his belongings stolen right after recording the incident he immediately called the Chicago police department.
>The store owner said “This kid was just looking at his phone I don’t think he had any idea where he was at or that he was being stabbed” Marcus Jackson is in stable condition and we’re told he will recover his main concern at this moment is getting his iPhone back.
that's a joke news site
>>27009036
>in chicago
writes itself
Masuda on suicide watch
>>27009047
>Zoo Claims Gorilla Had Ties To ISIS
looks real to me
>>27009036
Not sure if I trust this here website
wew op
>>27009036
Anon on suicide watch
>>27009047
Not OP but I legitimately hate joke news sites. Most of them aren't even immediately obvious. Sure, you can usually see articles that are definitely not real, but you often see a lot, such as this, that could be.
Is joke news so great that we need hundreds of sites dedicated to making up bullshit like this? Most of it isn't even funny, and they post plenty of believable shit.
The website aside, does anyone really find this news story unbelievable?
>the anon from /v/ got fucking stabbed for his nigglypuff
jesus christ it happened