Pick your poison, /vp/

>>26999440
There is no poison-type Eeveelution, though.

That said, none of them. I don't like frilly sugary drinks.

>>26999440
Cyanide

>>26999440
Glaceon.

I'll take the Leafeon cup of sand and dirt

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>>26999440
Ill take more than one to develop poison resistance

>>26999440
>mixed drinks
I'm not a woman, so none of them.

The two last look as shitty as their respective mons.

>>26999440
What are the flavors?

>>26999440
Vaporeon's should've been just water.

>>26999554
Come on. What's wrong with a little variety? You don't even like white Russians?

>>26999440
Leafeon's looks like snot.

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>>26999572

>>26999554
>>26999619
He's got a point, anon. White Russians are delicious.

I can get down to a Pina Colada every once in a while, too.

>>26999626
>jolteon
Damn, that's rough. It's like an instant hangover.

All these sound fucking terrible and jumbled, though. The Leafeon is actually as bad as it looks. I wouldn't be able to drink a single one of these.

>>26999619
>You don't even like white Russians?
Tried one. Was shit.

Liquor on the rocks is enough. I'm not terribly picky about what kind of liquor as long as it gets me there.

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>>26999626
Jesus, there's so much sugar in all of them that I'd probably end up vomiting from the sugar and not the alcohol. What the fucking hell is 'cake vodka'? Is this actually a real thing?

>>26999693
Have you tried mixing vodka with chocolate liqueur and coffee?

>>26999626
Umbreon is the closest to an actual drinkable beverage.

I don't get the orange juice though. Lemon juice, sure that's the yellow rings.

But fucking orange juice on top of coke and lemon?

>>26999626
The only ones of these I think I could even imagine getting down are Umbreon and Vaporean

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>implying anyone here is old enough to drink

>>26999738
Not big on coffee, so no.

Again, why dilute the alcohol?

>>26999440

Smash down the Flareon drink since I'm a sucker for Fireball.

I try to stay away from vodka after a bad experience with the lads. Great night though since I was passed out and didn't have to deal with how boring they are.

>>26999798
Because if you drink often you don't want to keep dealing with the taste. Especially if you're just trying to relax.

>>26999798
It's about experiencing the combinations of flavors. It's like seasonings or herbs in cooking.

>>26999821
>Fireball
>Lads
They ship that overseas?

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>>26999782
>waiting until you're old enough to drink

>>26999545
post more

>>26999798
>Again, why dilute the alcohol?

Because I can pour another cup. The alcohol content does not magically disappear when it is mixed.

I'm not drinking alcohol for the flavor, I'm drinking to get drunk. But that doesn't mean I have to taste shit while doing so.

You won't taste the coffee with the chocolate liqueur, it's basically just hot chocolate.

>>26999626
>they aren't ice cream

I am thoroughly disappointed

Someone who owns an ice cream shop try these out and come back to /vp/ to show off the results

>>26999798

Because sugary drinks go really fucking well with certain alcohol. You can just sip that for hours because it's not too sweet or bitter. Personally I like hard iced tea, beer and fruit juice, and guinness and ice cream.

>>26999823
>Because if you drink often you don't want to keep dealing with the taste.
Taste isn't that bad at all. I mainly stick to BV and Wild Turkey.

>>26999917
>Because I can pour another cup.
Same
>I'm not drinking alcohol for the flavor, I'm drinking to get drunk.
Same, except I'm getting there faster. And isn't that the point?

>>26999554

>not having a martini every once in a while

It's like your determined to be a low-class shitstain.

>>26999956
Plus everyone likes ice crean

>>26999974
>And isn't that the point?

Not everyone is a hopeless alcoholic. Drunk is not a race unless you're afraid to be sober.

I am, but at least I choose to enjoy the trip to intoxication.

Some mixed drinks, like screwdrivers, also cut down on hangovers in my experience.

>>26999626

Vaporeon and Umbreon sound pretty nice. I would say Flareon too if it wasn't for the strawberry syrup. Seriously, fireball and strawberry syrup? The fuck are you thinking?

I mean, I like sweet drinks, don't get me wrong, but damn half of these seem too saccharine...

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All of them, poured into a giant glass. I can't have Eevee evolve into all 8 Eeveelutions at once, so this is the next best thing.

What could go wrong?

>>26999798
Anon, I'm just going to throw a number out there: 19?

>>27000062
>unless you're afraid to be sober
Well, you got me there.

>>27000163
27.

>>27000109
Wonder what'll get you first, the diabetic coma or the alcohol poisoning

>>26999626
>mint
so what you're saying is that the only option is Leafeon?

>>26999554
>Hating rum and coke with a little lime wedge
>Not mixing limeade with vodka or rum
>Not knowing the glory of a Long Island iced Tea
It's like you have no soul!

>>26999440
To be honest they all look kind of crappy.

I'd go with either Eevee or Sylveon though if I had to chose.

>>26999466
REAL MEN only drink drinks with names like "BITTER"!

>>26999626
I hear they used the Sylveon drink as torture in the Cold War.

I can get down with Vaporeon and Umbreon tho

>>26999554
>i don't like things because they are better, but because they give me status
t. a woman

Which had rum?

>>26999626
The poor pancreas that had to deal with all that sugar

>>27000250
probably diabetic shock with all the damn sugary shit in them

Do people really put ice cream bars in mixed drinks?

>>27000801
>people
No.

But women do.

>>27000801
People put pretty much everything into mixed drinks. I've seen potato chip themed drinks, any kind of candy/dessert/sweet isn't even uncommon.

>>27000863
What the hell are you supposed to do with it? Crumble it in? Is it stuck in whole? What the fug

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>>26999440
>Not drinking your favorite Eeveelution
I may never get to drink a Leafeon's piss or feel it stream down my throat but I guess this is the next best thing.

OFFICIAL EEVEELUTION RANKINGS: ALL OTHER OPINIONS ARE INVALID

1. Vaporeon
2. Umbreon
3. Leafeon
4. Jolteon
5. Sylveon
6. Flareon
7. Glaceon
100. Espeon

Hope you chose correctly.

>leafeon
>not a grasshopper
Disappointing

>>26999782
>being american
top kek

>>27002464
Glaceon > leafeon > umbreon > espeon > vaporeon > jolteon > flareon > sylveon

>>27000506

Or *shudders* India Pale Ale.

>>27002814
Indian Pale Ale is my fucking jam you little shit

>>27002464
Vaporeon > Sylveon > Jolteon > Umbreon > Espeon > Flareon > Glaceon > Leafeon

>>27002814
>unironically hating the flavor of hops
kys yourself

>>27002814
>Love IPA's especially with high IBU's
>They taste so good and go down so smooth
>Give me violent fruity smelling diarrhoea within 12 hours of ingestion

Kill me

>>26999626
>Cake vodka
The devil's creation, I tell you.

>>27002814
nigga IPAs are delicious
get some taste

>>26999440

Umbreon is my bro but i gotta try that crazy vaporeon

>>26999782
>I am a child, therefore everyone is a child

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>that Umbreon

Time to JENK