Hey guys how about we play a game of Emerald together.
You decide what I catch and make other choices for me.
>Rules
>I will tell what number is needed to make a choice
>Dubs overrule a choice
>Trips can make me release something or create a temp rule
>Quads makes a permanent rule
ORAS or fuck off.
>>26974687
PICK TREECKO
1, 5, 9 decides
>>26974698
Boy
>>26974687
All right, let's do this.
>>26974698
We were born male, but we're transgender. Pick girl.
>>26974698
B-B-B-BOY
>>26974698
Girl.
Cute girl
>>26974698
Girl named Grill.
>>26974698
grill
>>26974708
nice pic
>>26974698
GIRL NAMED GRILL
>>26974731
Grill it is
Name
2,6,8 decides
>>26974747
FUCK ME
>>26974747
Hitler
>>26974747
Grill
>>26974731
We have a winrar
>>26974747
Win32 because porygons.
>>26974755
dubs decide
>>26974766
Lord N has willed it
>>26974766
Sounds like a bunch of hooplah.
>>26974766
YES
KEEP THE NAME
Makes me wait in a fucking moving truck
>>26974766
Keep the name.
Bumping and waiting for starter pick. If dubs mudkip.
Choose treeko
My dad is famous bitches
Also sorry this took a sec went and made something to eat
Release your starter and catch a zigzagoon.
If dubs this shit will be a nuzlocke
Ok which of these little guys is coming with us?
3,4,5
If dubs or trips pick Mudkip and name it Popplio.
>>26974853
Treeko pls!!!
>>26974853
Memekip
>>26974853
Treecko, you nigger.
>>26974853
Mudkip
>>26974853
Mudkip. Call it Breasts
>>26974853
Choose treecko, catch a wurmple and release treecko.
>>26974853
KIP
>>26974826
This, except use nothing but zigzagoons.
Kip it is
Got my favorite starter yay
and what are we naming him
3,8,0
>>26974914
Obama
>>26974914
Blueberry
>>26974914
MEMEXDLOL
>>26974914
Mexico
>>26974918
this got it, but these dubs overruled it
>>26974914
Sandwich
>>26974922
these dubs I meant to link
>>26974914
FagetHitler
>>26974943
Faggot
>>26974914
Goebbels
>>26974943
Obama was way better but rules are rules
Release Mudkip once you catch another mon
Only the strong will survive
>>26974922
Honestly, fuck you. It's not funny or trolling you are just a failed abortion
Get a zigzagoon and then release the mudkip.
>>26975000
nice trips
Catch a Wurmple
name it Nigger
never evolve it
Use it whenever you can
Don't release your starter
It may be high tech, but It is still wrong saying that Mew can learn any move
>>26975000
do u leik mudkipz? xD lol nice meme
>>26975048
Mew CAN learn any move via transform.
>>26975046
Reroll
>>26975059crabhammer
Ok now that I have pokeballs what will our first catch be
4,7,9
Catch a Ralts, name it Anne Frank, use it as your main Pokémon
>>26975075
Wailmer
>>26975075
Cute poochy name is FaggotGay
>>26975084
discarded as it has to be on the route
>>26975072
If it transforms in to something that knows Crabhammer it can use Crabhammer.
>>26975075
Wurmple
>>26975089
winrar
>>26975089
will catch but name comes after
>>26975075
Catch a wurmple and name it Trump
also never evolve it
ok what is name?
1,3,5
Release your starter
>>26975114
ColdSteel
>>26975114
Won'tUse
>>26975114
Hitler's Pimp
>>26975123
>uses teleport behind you
>>26975123
psh, nothing personal kid
>>26975123
>>26975156
Poochyena was the strongest fighter on OPs team until the final battel against wallace where wallace turned him to the darkness
and what am I catching up here?
2,4,6
>>26975182
Nothing.
>>26975182
Zigzagoon.
>>26975182
Wurmple
>>26975182
Nothing, catch Ralts in next route
>>26975182
a whole team of zigzagoon
>>26975182
Dubs wins it >>26975188
Release Mudkip
Why the fuck did this take so long to find?
name please
3,7,9
How long does it take to catch a zigzagoon
>>26975247
Stalin
Also, just speed up the game, it's a fucking emulator.
>>26975247
Trump
>>26975247
HM Master
>>26975247
Zigzag00n
>>26975247
Poop
>>26975247
Hitler's Pimp. Shorten it if it's too long.
>>26975247
Rigby
>>26975247
ZZTop
>>26975264
I was it was fucking poochyena city
>>26975273
also winner had to shorten, but it makes sense because I'm Hitler
>>26975247
don't forget the other 5
>>26975204
>>26975247
Name it Porygon
>>26975307
Dubs overrule, check the rules in OP's post
If trips you'll only use zigzagoon on Rock Gym
and now this route
1,2,3
It's probabaly ralts though
for some reason it won't let me post the image but route 102
1,2,3 decides
>>26975338
capture a swellow
name it ralts
>>26975338
Another Zigzagoon
>>26975337
rolling for turning this into a semi zigzagoon solo run, YOU CAN ONLY USE ZIGZAGOON AGAINST GYMLEADERS AND NO ONE BUT ZIGZAGOON AGAINST GYMLEADERS
>>26975338
Ralts, duh
And tells us if it's a grill or a boy
>>26975338
Marill
>>26975338
Zigzaggon
>>26975338
>>26975370
nvm it just forever to post for some reason
>>26975338
Lotad
>>26975338
Ralts
>>26975381
Does this count for >>26975338? I say it counts for it.
Otherwise, catch another zig.
>>26975338
Magikarp
>>26975338
Zigzagoon
>>26975338
RALTS
>>26975338
FEMALE RALTS
>>26975338
Catch a Seedot
>>26975400
>>26975411
nice... so which one i it gonna be OP?
>>26975400
will catch zig for those dubs
however trips are needing for temp rule changes
quads for permanent
>>26975411
nvm this is a dubs of the get so ralts it is
>>26975423
Better be >>26975411
Dubs plus 1
At last I got it.
Name?
4,5,6
>>26975503
Call it shit
>>26975503
Bob
>>26975503
GARDEVOIR
>>26975503
Since name was chosen already
RELEASE IT!
>>26975503
Cancer
>>26975506
well that was fast
>>26975503
Swellow
Only battle gym leaders using the Zigzagoon.
Oh so he'll help this little faggot catch a Pokemon, but not his own daughter
>>26975546
Correction
He's forcing his daughter to help the little faggot catch a Pokemon.
If quads don't evolve any of your Pokémon.
If dubs, OP catches six Lotad and releases everything else.
>>26975562
nice try fag
if dubs eveyone's mom itt will die in her sleep tonight
>>26975580
Read OP's rules
>>26975562
Darn, I'll be back.
>>26975580
read the rules
New Route?
What catch?
6,7,8
>>26975580
If trips OP only catches wurmples
>>26975588
If dubs all moms are safe amd happy
>>26975588
Holy shit
>>26975600
Marill
>>26975600
Marill
>>26975600
Zigzagoon
>>26975600
Wurmple
never evolve it
>>26975588
>>26975588
Double dubs confirms everyone's mom is going to fucking die tonight.
>>26975600
taillow
Name?
9,0,1
>>26975588
Only quads can cause a rule change like that don't worry everyone
>>26975622
dubs win
>>26975588
Rolling for battling Roxxane with Zigzagoon only
>>26975652
>>26975611
these dubs were first
>>26975651
Rollout
>>26975651
Hyu J Rection
>>26975651
Mudkip
>>26975651
Napoleon
>>26975600
Nothing
>>26975588
y you do this
>>26975669
best I could do
>>26975669
>Hyu J Rection
>Female
I like where this is going
Also fuck you slowpoke>>26975677
>>26975669
Hyu G Rection is better.
Rolling for release ralts and use 4 caterpies (non evolved for the rest of the journey)
New area what to catch?
1,3,5
>>26975751
slakoth
>>26975751
shroomish
>>26975749
>Caterpie in Emerald
wut?
>>26975751
Silcoon
>>26975751
Cascoon
>>26975751
Taillow
>>26975777
aww shit
moms will be safe
>>26975749
Rerolling
>>26975790
reroll
>>26975777
Trips gets it
what this cocoon's name?
2,6,8
>>26975809
Lucky Buge
>>26975809
Ted Cruz
>>26975809
Beautifly
>>26975809
Nigger
>>26975809
Coon
>>26975809
momtrap version
>>26975820
rerol
>>26975832
Winrar
>>26975832
winner
I like it
Gee I wonder who the evil team of this game is
Ok who's gonna be rocking the gym?
3,7,9
>>26976011
Cascoon
>>26976011
Cascoon solo
>>26976011
Meme and evolve it
what's with those low levels? I thought you were grinding
>>26976011
the coon
>>26976029
no wasn't griding went to bathroom but meme it is
Leader time
New route
Catch?
3,5,0
>>26976162
Grind, you nigger.
>>26976162
nothing, move on
>>26976172
I'm planning to on this route
>>26976162
NIncada
>>26976162
Nincada
searching for nincada
Meanwhile though
Got it!
name?
4,7,9
>>26976300
DankGhost Evolve it to a Shedinja
>>26976300
My dad
>>26976300
Ninjada
>>26976322
the dankest ghost
>>26976322
Please make it happen, we need the mighty Shedinja
ok is nincada replacing anyone on the team?
5,8,0
>>26976367
the other bug
>>26976378
ok then staying in the box for now I guess
>>26976351
Too bad it won't keep that name.
>>26976367
Coon
>>26976398
don't worry I decided I'm gonna offer a chance to switch out party members at each town so there is still a chance
Oh shit
Whaddup
Kill me
did some grinding
And I guess the question is
Am I allowed to catch Whismur?
1,2,3
>>26976599
well ok then
carrying on
>>26976591
Yes
>Mr. Briney will never grab your Peeko
Why live?
>>26976635
>You will never be able to rub your cock inbetween Mr.Briney's asscrack while eating out peeko
whi live?
>>26976245
>>26976437
So you like evolving your Pokémon, that's cool I've heard it makes them stronger. But they can be even better if you don't evolve any of them ever again.
Quads get!
I've downgraded from trainer to mailman.
Fucking hell
>>26976591
jawohl
>>26976666
RIP in Pepperoni Dank Ghost
>>26976666
oh... ok looks like were not getting a cool Swampert...
Unless someone else get's quads to counteract it eventually
>>26976666
Holy shit
>>26976685
Doesn't it have to be quints to be dubs? Besides you don't need Swampert MEMEXDLOL can be just as strong if you believe in it, trust me I'm an expert on this.
>>26976666
what kind of sorcery is this
Trips allow you to evolve at least shedinja
new town
am I changing my party around at all?
4,5,6
>>26976806
forgot pic
>>26976815
Replace coon
deposit shit
>>26976824
>losing one of my few evos
well ok
New area
what am I catching
7,8,9
>>26976870
abra, good luck
Sableye
>>26976870
Makuhita
Well that took a while
Name?
1,7,0
>>26976953
Nigger
>>26976953
Pearl
>>26976961
Pearl it is
It she replacing anyone?
2,8,9
>>26976953
Logan
>>26976978
Replace pimp
>>26976978
replace nincada
>>26977000
>wasted trips
>>26976978
its okay op
just catch a bunch of pokemon that wouldn't evolve anyways and make your team around that
Pearl is a great start
Still here OP?
>>26977126
was grinding a little bit
Alright who's taking on leader?
3,7,0
>>26977146
Pearl
>>26977146
Pearl
>>26977146
Ralts
>>26977153
the only one I didn't grind
which is fine because they can't hit it anyway
and win
I think I'll continue this tomorrow, but I'll leave the thread open in case and quads are gotten.
I will continue when I get off work tomorrow.
Good Night
>>26977240
if quads, op can evolve mons and has to stay up and keep playing
will be looking forword to tommorows bread
If quads op can evolve only his starter
Test
test
gay
If quads then abandon this game and start platinum
If quads then OP can evolve his mons again
if quads then opcan evolve his mons again
and everyone's mom itt dies in their sleep
play Oras