ITT: We pretend old Pokémon are being revealed right now

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Look at this ugly piece of shit. A tumblr-cat with a fucking corset for a tail, what is this Yokai Watch bullcrap?

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>>26959211
It's LITERALLY just a real-life crab! WTF GameFreak? Talk about running out of ideas.

>>26959211
>What's next, a Full Heal Pokémon?
Yes please.

Honestly I don't even want to imagine the backlash if Voltorb were revealed now

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What the fuck is this shit? They just fucking copy-pasted the original onto itself and called it an evolution. TWICE. Fuck this crap, GameFreak has run completely out of ideas. Fuck Pokémon. I'm out.

>>26959211
I hope it evolves into a Great Ball and then into an Ultra Ball

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>Muk
It's name is literally "kum" spelled backwards. It's a fucking piece of purple cum. I don't even fucking know. This is the absolute worst garbage GameFreak has come up with to date. Fucking Garbordor was better than THIS.

>>26959329
And then Mega Evolves into a Master Ball!

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>>26959211
Shit, I bet they'll just flip it over and call it a new Pokemon, uncreative fucks.

>>26959293
>>26959329
I didn't even think about this... imagine the wave of disappointment when it just flips upside down and gets a funny face instead of turning into better pokeballs. Hoo boy.

>>26959338
>implying grumples and komiger aren't simply the best

yokai are fun and silly

>>26959338
one of you posters got banned i hope you too

>>26959366
Terveisin, yokai watch shill

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>>26959211
What the FUCK!? I am so SICK of these ROUND LITTLE FUCKING BABY CARTOON BULLSHIT EYE SHAPE. They've fucking sold out, they don't give a FUCK about quality anymore. You know why they've done this? I'll tell you fucking why. Because they want SIMPLE and CUTESY bullshit and it's all because it's easier to turn into SHIT PLUSHIES and other SHIT MERCHANDISE. It's never going to stop. No, not now, now that they've dipped the tip of their dicks in the fucking MONEY POT. Like a bunch of THIRSTY FUCKING JEWS. I am so sick and tired of this recycled cartoon BULLSHIT. Talk about the power of branding. You guys will blindly defend this shit no matter what kind of garbage designs they shovel into your ASSHOLE. FUCK this, you guys. PRE-ORDER is now CANCELLED.

>>26959370
i thought we were ironically posting memes

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>>26959402
At least Skrelp has some detail in its design, this is just a regular cartoony Sea Horse! Even its name is unoriginal, and just water type instead of something original like Skrelp

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What the fuck is this shit?? It's literally just a pig painted red and black. And it's name sounds like an autistic kid trying to say "the pig". Gamefreak has officially run out of idea, fuck this shit guys, I call quits.

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What the fuck is this GameFreak? I thought we made clear we don't want food-based mons anymore! Literally my mom's spilled strawberry yogurt!

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Oh look what we got here, it's Totodile's autstic cousin. Just look at this piece of shit, it's literally just a cockidile with black stripes. Try again, gamefreak.

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Wow. A rock with a face and arms, color me impressed.

Is this seriously the best GF could once up with? They've come up dry as far as ideas for new 'mons go, so now they're just anthromorphizing inanimate objects. Classy.

I'm dropping this piece of shit series, this shit is unsalvageable.

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It's a literal trashbag with a cartoony face drawn on it. What the fuck were they thinking? A fucking three year old could come up with better ideas than this.

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>>26960446
This literally happened just 5 years ago

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This one looks like it might be the evo of Sunflora, maybe it evolves at night? The Japanese names are similar, should be proof enough

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>>26960471
What the fuck? You think they'd have taken notes not to create another bland and boring bird like pidgy monstrosity than they go ahead and create this piece of shit? Nice going gamefreak.