Shit NPC says

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>>26947864
Sure does.

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>>26947864
That asshole probably has a patreon.

I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

>>26947930
Almost everyone at the Battle Maison is a huge shitter.

POUND THE THICK BELLY FAT

>>26947864
>"Modern"...."art".....

I have a girlfriend that makes me cool

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If you watched 30 Rock, you'll know what she means.

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>>26947864
>this thread again

always good

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This REALLY does make you think.

>>26950192
I do like this one though. It's nice to see GameFreak being progressive for once.

>>26949931
If I remember correctly it is actually "POUND THE THICK FAT OF MY BELLY DRUM"

>>26950230
>promoting mental illness
>progressive

>>26950192
This is kind of awkward just because the Kalos beauties really are beauties, but at least they aren't overtly sexual like some Beauties are so it's not as weird as it could be even if they are more attractive imo.

>>26950230
I dobut it was for the sake of "progressiveness" more than for a joke. It'd have been funnier if he'd been a hiker though.

>>26950192
I wonder if she has a feminine penis or a wound.

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>>26950241

>>26950252
>he

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>>26947864

>>26950264
It's really nice that GameFreak is referencing Gale of Darkness.

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>>26950230
>It's sad to see GameFreak pandering to degenerates and commies
ftfy

>>26947926
She needs a dicking.

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>>26952816
Those goddamn channelers.

>>26947864
I don't have the screenshot, but there's a kalos beauty who says she's actually 7 and her mom did her makeup and whatnot to make her look like an adult.

>>26952660
An Alolan dicking?

>>26947947
hehe, le feminism! am i right, fellow /b/rothers? top kek

>>26950264

I don't remember this.

>>26958023
Might be exclusive to German.

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>>26955101

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>>26947864
it really does make you think

>>26950160
No joke i think you can actually find the sister on that same area

>>26950192

>Women can't be black belts

>>26949910
Kek

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>>26949910
Holy shit wat?

>>26949672
and they sound just like /vp/
Really makes you think.

>>26959296
>/vp/ fetishists

>>26958665
Nah, in that case it would be "^^"

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>>26947864

Anyone else think it's strange that all everyone talks about in the games is about Pokemon?

>>26959142
Of course not.
They have to be Battle Girls, duh.

>>26959142
They can't in pokemon. It's a trainer class. Women become battle girls instead

>>26959395
what's with the germans' obsession with "^^" seriously

>>26959296

The majority of /vp/ fetishists are foot fags

>>26959833

That dialogue never changes, the entrance was at one point not there

>>26959830
culture

>>26962033
>How's that? Owned, suckah!

>>26962261
Kek

>>26962261

kek, never noticed that before.

>>26950160
Where is that? I don't remember that place.

>>26962048
vp in a nutshell

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>>26962207
Found it.
>>26962543
Looks like Black Skyscraper.

>>26962619
wew

>>26962608
Thanks.

>>26962619
Truly best girl

>>26962261
To be fair, he dropped black glasses. Probably needs them or his inch thick glasses in the sunlight will fry his eyes like ants.

>>26959142
In japanese, black belt is "Karate King" and the japanese text mentions "modern medicine".

>>26962619

she was talking about (me)

>>26962619
Best girl right here.

does anyone have the one npc at the trick house saying XD

>>26959607
I've always had the headcannon that the game experience is just a "flashback" of how it happened, and hence the reason everything is so little and quick.

Also, maybe the protagonist just likes to ask about pokemon before receiving the dialog you read.

>>26962619
I'm aviable.

>>26963614
No he didn't drop the blackglasses. After you pick them up and talk to him, he says something along the lines of
>You found my glasses?
>Huh?
>These aren't my glasses, they're blackglasses!
>I guess I'll have to look for my glasses elsewhere.
Then he leaves

haha

>>26959830
It's apparently because they think people will think they're being deathly serious if they don't use it.

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>>26959830
Lots of German teenagers on the internet used to be huge weeaboos in the early 2000s. "^^" is supposed to be "kawaii anime eyes".

.t Germanfag
Yes, exactly THAT one Germanfag.

>>26965296
>I'm aviable
No, you're underage clearly

>>26962033
>your tears are delicious!

>>26953017
Could they BE anymore weird?

>>26950264
Wattson is like a cancer

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>>26950230
Is this you?

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>>26970492

>>26970547
Yeah. They're ugly, but I'm certain they're more attractive than you. Feel free to prove me wrong.

>>26970565
Well lets see, let me post my picture on 4chan so you can judge. Fucking retard. Don't even care if you are trolling. Intentionally acting retarded is still acting retarded.

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>>26970470
>>26970549
More of this.
>>26970547
>>26970565
Less of this.

>>26962033
One of the best XY trainer classes right there.

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The game even has a dirty old man

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>>26970579
So you are afraid of me. How cute!

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>NPC quote thread derailed by off-topic political and social shit flinging from both sides
Take it somewhere else, cunts.

>>26970615
You're the worst troll ever if you think someone would actually post their picture on /vp/

get back to trolling reddit kid

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>>26970629
Yeah. Talking tough shit and making fun of people with birth defects but you're not able to take the heat yourself. So cool!

>>26959396
jesus

>>26970647
Can you throw the butt uncasually?

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>>26970647
Vietnamese Crystal is a treasure.

>>26947947
Yes I touched you