I love Gardevoir

i dont

im indifferent

>>26931183
Fuck off.

>>26931108
OMG. Most cute gardevoir . I goddamn love her.

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i like baldevoir!

>>26931273
DEL

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Reminder that psycho gardvoir is best

>>26931311
that gardevoir was into it im sure

>>26931311
this

Gardevoir is my favorite third Gen Pokemon.

>>26931415
Its not a 3rd gen pokemon idiot

>>26931430
Nice bait.

>>26931430
shhh
no bait

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>>26931273

>>26931415
Mine too

Gardevoir!

Is!

>>26933071
NO

I got a question for yall, and dont answer too quickly. But how many of you would be willing to make love to a Gardevoir?

>>26933137
Gardevoir is not for fug

>>26931311
Dam son drawings like that restore my opinions on Gardevoir artists

>>26933137

I would totally do it.

>>26933137
Gardevoir exists for her trainer

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Holy fuck this whole thread.
I knew /vp/ was always a little retarded but I feel like I just walked into a Ifunny comment section.

>>26931108
Uh oh, we know where this is going ; )

>>26933647
Kill yourself, fagster.

>>26931311
My biggest fetish is a gardevoir raping me.

>still not alternate evolution for Kirlia that involves a Dusk Stone that makes it into a Psychic/Dark type

>>26934131
It also only evolves with a female Kirlia to be a counterpart to Gallade.

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gardevoir is for hug not fug

Maybe is for fug, but we dont have any official info about female gardevoir's puss puss

>>26934386
It's got a mouth.

This entire thread
>I WANT A THICC SUBMISSIVE GARDEVOIR TO BE MY SEX SLAVE
>Haha Gardevoir is a psycho girl liek me XD
>Gardevoir is a noble knight who would do anything for her trainer but since I am a gentlemen I would NEVER have sex with her
>Hey guys what if the Gardevoir line gets 3 evolutions and 2 megas and one becomes a badass 100% female dark type

>>26934517
Where was a thicc Gardevoir mentioned?

Gallade was a mistake

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>>26934517
>legit like the lines' design
>can't admit it without being associated with these autists

>>26935213
this

I WANT TO HUG A GARDEVOIR

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How much i must pet her to evolve?

>>26936614
It depends on the amount of semen in her belly, not on the petting.

>>26936655
how to applicate semen in her belly?

>>26936687
3/4 pi r^3

>>26933137
Gardevoir is for hug and snug.
Gardevoir is not for Rayquaza.

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>>26937058
delicious armpits

>>26933115
You gotta admit it'd be kinda cute

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>>26937101
BITCH, I'LL TAKE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!

>>26937058
>draw a hunie
>call her a gardevoir
coke

>>26933137
Eh, not unless it prompted me. I wouldn't want to fuck it up by doing something like that.

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>>26937126
Soul sister

>>26934422
This guy has a point. There are also even more... creative solutions to that potential problem.

>>26937202
>sex fucks up women
back to tumblr

>>26933137
Isn't consent clear with psychic types?

>>26937221
You'll make people's eyes roll out of their heads if you keep this up man

>>26937211
You will not be step on by feet perfection

>>26937250
More holes to fuck.

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Interesting piece. What is it feeling?

>>26937221
>Rape doesn't fuck up women

>>26935213
This

>>26936614
>wanting to evolve Kirlia

>>26937376
It's not rape if they enjoy it.

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Look at my garde in the city, she doesn't know where to shop

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>>26937484
When the body is a mechanism you can't blame it for turning on against your conscious will

>>26937484
No, it's not rape if it is consensual.

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>>26937589

>>26937487
What would you buy to your Gardevoir?

>>26939056
A few hundreds of dragon dildos.

>>26939070
...but they'd have no effect.

>>26939094
and one ring target

>>26938122
Maybe real life gardevoir looks like that not like in abominations pics called "real life gardevoir"

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>>26939056
Flowers, ribbons and any stuff to decorate her

>>26939056
Whatever she wants

>>26935213
>>26935525
>>26937410
This

Why is it that Gardevoir is just so much better than her fellow psychic types in competitive play? Could it be the power of love at work?

>>26941417
The fact that she shits all over Dark types.
And also the power of love

>>26935213
>>26935525
>>26937410
>>26941024
Not this.

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>>26940890

>>26941633
Reminds me of the Sinnoh Ace Trainers with their green hair.

>>26935213
>>26935525
>>26937410
>>26941024
>>26941581
this tbqh family

>send out Gardevoir
>opponent sends out Darkrai
>Gardevoir obtains Bad Dreams through Trace
>Gardevoir used Magic Coat
>Darkrai used Dark Void
>Dark Void bounces back
>Darkrai takes damage from Bad Dreams

>>26931108
cutest garde pic ever

>>26937372
>you will never obtain a Gardevoir abused and abandoned by its previous trainer
>you will never see it start to cry as it loses an important battle
>you will never see the fear in its eyes as you return it to its pokeball
>you will never hear its screams later on
>you will never console it and remind it that normal trainers aren't like its abuser
>you will never spend hours cuddling your Gardevoir saying it's going to be okay
>you will never slowly see your Gardevoir become happier and synchronize with you as a result

>>26942124
Go away, Ralph

http://pastebin.com/QP2vZvDt

>>26942187
That......was disturbing

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Gardevoir is for normalfags with milf fetish. It's literly baby's first waifumon; you want to be embraced and craddled? garde is the one for you. You want a girl as your equal? try one of the pokegirls. you want someone you can spoil a bit while she looks at you in admiration? you want the lolimons. anything else is just artists lying to themselves and to you.

tl;dr Gardevoir is not a waifu. its a husbandu.

>>26942833
this

>>26942833
people drawing gardevoir with tits is the same as people drawing xenomorphs with tits tbqhwy famalamborghini

>>26942852
drawing gardevoir with any thickness or genitals or personality is also the same
it's a mindless stick figure in a dress

>>26942870
To be fair, While the species as a whole is personality less like any other species, individuals can have personality.

>>26942833
It's also for people who want their Waifu spoonfed to them.

They don't have to work on the relationship, it already is eternally loyal and caring.

They don't have to ever actually show affection or interact with her when they don't want to, it reads your mind and emotions so it always knows automatically.

They don't have to pay mind to her wants or preferences, it is eternally devoted.

You never have to man up for anything with her, she will psychic power you through most of life's hardships.

Gardevoir isn't a waifu. It's your fucking mom, except you don't feel as icky sticking your dick into it.

>>26942915
All that ideology is true, but in practice it's widely false. It's just a dumb animal.

>>26942833
Isn't Lopunny the waifumon loved most by normalfags? I'm pretty sure they love sluts and 'action girls'.

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Discuss

>>26942969
Gardevoir cannot talk, and telepathy is a weak argument for sentience. Gardevoir is off-limit.

>>26942987
>telepathy is a weak argument for sentience
The fuck are you talking about

>>26942915
>Gardevoir isn't a waifu. It's your fucking mom
hear hear

>>26943001
>I can hear voices in my head, and the voices told me I can have sex with this thing
Reminder Gardevoir can only communite with its Trainer. It can't prove its consent.

>>26942964
bunny for nomralfags
garde for normalfags with milf fetish

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>>26942915
>Gardevoir isn't a waifu. It's your fucking mom
Wouldn't have it any other way

This is why Mismagius is a top tier waifumon

>>26943016
>'move your right hand if you told me the color red, move your left if you told me the color blue'

>>26943241
>body language is a dangerous road

>>26943251
its not body languege, its just proof of telepathy.

anyway, telepathy is less body languege than actual talking. just saying.

>>26943265
Not when the only ones that witness the telepathy are the human and creature connected to it.

>>26943273
1.
>I don't believe your creature can talks to you teleapthicly!
>tell it something and it will tell me what you said to it.

2.
>i don't believe she agreed to fuck you
>ask her yourself

3.
>the telepathy is only with the owner!
>so is the sex. its between us.

4.
>but how can i tell she consesnted?
>try body languege. its ok, since she fully understands your words. there shouldn't be any confusion

5.
>garde can't understand english!
>origannaly? no. this one can since she has been among humans for long.

what is 6?

>>26943297
6) Take the Gardevoir away from the Pokérapist.

>>26943297
6 is probably 'hurr body language' from people who clearly missed the point.

>>26943304
>proven to be wrong, resort to kidnapping
stay mad.

>tfw I legitimately hear voices
What if I'm actually being contacted by a Gardevoir from an AU?

>>26943317
I AM THE LAW.

>>26943328
and the law is that any pokefucker is a pokeraper?

guys
you dont need the gard to give consent
just have the gard rape you
itll be put down for being feral
but doesnt matter had sex

>>26943337
Precisely. Love is subjective, consent is absolute, Gardevoir can offer neither.

>>26943348
>garde can't love
sure it can. any being with feelings can feel love.
>garde can't consent
sure it can. it can cummunicate and is sapient enough.

>>26942187
Pretty gud.

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Going to say this, some gardevoir are for hugs, not fugs. As each gardevoir is different personally wise. That being said who is to say that a naughty natured gardevoir wouldn't ask for the D? They understand human language so they can consent. Then again the other side of the argument would be timid gardevoir, who might be scared of such an act, but for which hugs would be perfect nirvana. Could also be reversed too, I mean maybe the timid one could be secretly wanting it, but want more like a state of marrage before even meeting you at your bedroom door with tasteful lingerie you didn't even know she had bought. Main point is, this should be something they let us know about instead of something forced. So gardevoir are for hugs unless they meet you with something that only has one purpose.

>>26943450
Gardevoir aren't real you cancer patient

>>26942915
These are all pretty good points. I can't deny I would do some of those things if it were real.

If a prospective trainer is really so bad as to be that kind of person, I'm not sure the bond that's reflected by training a Gardevoir would ever form in the first place since it'd never get to that stage, but it could still happen.

>>26942833
What if I want to be the one doing the embracing with something that enjoys it just as much as I do?

>>26943812
Then hook up with yo momma

>>26943849
Ah, classic Freud. No, I'm good there, I'm just not the kind of guy that should be having anything to do with romantic relationships with anyone.

>>26943504
And that means what exactly? Let me be clear, present non-existence doesn't mean won't ever exist. It is possible to have gardevoir in the future. Wouldn't it be a good idea to have this out beforehand? Also, you are in a gardevoir thread complaining that a gardevoir theory is cancerous. The real cancer has been you all along anon.

>>26942833
> craddled?
That's Gothitelle baby

>>26942964
Bunny is an action girl yes

>>26943812
take a pokegirl

>>26944362
I could do this too. The only question I have now is which one?

>>26944468
>which one
Such a question deserves its own thread.
you starting or me?

>>26943353
>sure it can. any being with feelings can feel love.

Aww, this made me feel all warm and good inside. I am a little bitch.

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>>26944526
Try playing the first disgaea. Flonne is to die for.

>>26943504
Y... you aren't real!

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My gardevoir is laing like that and gives me this look. What i should do?

And yes, she is female

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>>26945298
Give her some Painkillers, she is clearly suffering so you should take your gardevoir to the doctor and FAST.

>>26945298
She looks pretty tired. Tuck her in and say good night.

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>w-we aren't ALL cancer!
Keep telling yourself that boyos.

>>26945483
Hat Andah Bleido>loli bat

>>26945647
k

>>26945653
good

>>26945483
if you aren't cancer, you shouldn't be here. this is containment board.

>>26945723
thread*

>>26931108
I fucking hate /vp/, thanks to it i can't like a normal female Gardevoir pic anymore, they HAVE to have knockers even if not lewd or i can't like it.

>>26945758
titdevoir is a miracle in the universe though

>>26945769

Global Rule 3, hoss.

>>26945896
global rule forbids furries, and titdevoir isint furry because gardevoir isn't animal

>>26945730
*/thread

>>26942915
Having to work for a fictional creature?
They dont exist why put effort into it?

>>26942969
Ralts was able to talk in the anime so I'm pretty sure the evolve forms can too.

>>26945758
There's a shit tone of non boobed gardevoir pics out on the internet. Really dont knw why you guys make such a big deal out of breast gardevoir I see it more has a art style.

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let's dream ^^

>>26946583
Really like that background

>>26946583
Long time ago i thought people wanting to fuck pokemon are degenerates. But then i discovered gardevoir, it changed my mind about fucking pokemon.

>>26943504
kek'd

>>26938122
>>26942439
>>26943450
I have to say the anime girl gardevoir is alright.

>>26946583
Me as the guy marrying her. Sorry, nerds, but she's mine.

>>26947761
there is shitload of female gardevoirs. i will just find another.

>>26947866
>there is shitload of female gardevoirs
Kind of depressing.

If Pokemon were real™ there will be that one guy breeding Pokemon specifically to be the most complacent and unwaveringly loyal. Bred specifically to be comfort Pokemon.

And boy will they be making bank.

>>26947937
"Sorry, I only like wild Gardevoirs."

>you will never have a foursome with your 3 trapdevoirs and fall asleep with their seed dripping out of your boipussy

>>26948441
GOOD THING THOSE DON'T EXIST.

>>26948472
thank arceus

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>>26948472
Never mind what your mind goes through

>>26942915
i wish gardevoir was my mom

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>>26943355

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>>26947219

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>>26950800

>>26945298
Looks tired. Maybe she had many battles today.
Carry her to a comfy bed and let her have a warm shower and a good sleep.

At last! A Gardevoir thread that didn't end up as a poke-rape thread!!! JESUS EXISTS

Reminder that Gardevoirs reflect their trainers' personality.

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me too

>>26953065
Gardevoir isn't a turtle, nerd.

>>26931108
Filthy casual

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>>26945914
>global rule forbids furries, and titdevoir isint furry because gardevoir isn't animal

That didn't stop Steven Universe generals from being exiled into /trash/. If frequent threads are swarming with people who cannot keep it in their pants at least half of the time, then they are bound to be treated in the same way as furfags.

>>26956432
SU isn't pokemon. what board are you talking about? /tv/? /co/? both of those are also blue.

>>26956562

/co/'s rules regarding smut and furfaggotry are similar to ours. If /co/'s mods were able to shitcan these generals, then it might be also feasible for it to happen here with Pokemon specific ones should they become porn havens.

>>26956587
porn doesn't belong in blue boards, furry or not. fapfest will ofc get deleted.

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At times I kinda feel bad about not building my liking for these on strictly ironical grounds and allowing it to grow. That way it would be easier for me to stand all those shitposters who consider it their holy quest to counter each such appreciation with bile and anger.

>>26931273
>>26931527

Delete This !!

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>>26956900

:^)

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>ywn sniff her queef through a walkie-talkie

>>26943504
keep the denial, desilusional faggot

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>>26956994

>>26958792
>auradoge is a homo
perfect