Has /vp/ gone too far?

>>26927843
Until Pokemon are real, I'd say that /vp/ hasn't gone far enough.

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>that m-torkoal
banned from ubers

>>26927843
Why not just give that Sudowoodo Filter?

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>>26927843
Dat torkoal

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>Noivern
>Dracolate
>195 base power STAB Dragon-type Giga Impact
>182 base power STAB Dragon-type Boomburst off a 127 SpA stat

>Magic Guard Volcarona
>with that SpA and Speed and QD
>tfw sneaky stones were the only thing restraining that magnificent beast WITHOUT those boosts

>boosting Flygon's SpA stat

>Ursaring
>100/100 defenses backed by Fur Coat

>Vespiquen
>That fucking ability plus 127/127 defenses

>Togekiss
>Serene Grace +

>Torkoal and Beartic's abilities

In fine: yes.

did no one notice the wonder guard dusknoir or something

>>26930013
>>26930038
nigga this is bananas

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>>26927843
Which one of these do you think is the most broken?

I think it's the mega dusknoir

>>26930117
Tossup between it, any of the "immune to superefective damage" ones, braviary and that hawlucha

All ass broken but for different playstyles and reasons.

>>26927869
But Pokemon are real...right?

>>26930117
mega torkoal undoubtedly

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>>26930158
Yes they are

>>26930117
>>26930359
Tokoal would force the opponent to constantly switch out pokemon after each turn, making for a an extremely aggravating battle.
It's my favorite. ;^)

>implying Flygon wont have Contrary from being in the shadows of other dragons for so long
>implying he wont move up to OU with Contrary Superpower and Contrary Draco Meteor

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>>26927843
>let's make all fighting megas get No Guard

>>26930117
My money's on Ursaring or Togekiss. Seriously, with the Togekiss just have its set be
>roost
>air slash
>signal beam
>ancient power

>vespiqueen
Jesus Christ

>>26927843
Everybody normally shits on Torkoal. He's already good enough. That mother fucker was one of the stars of my team on my last emerald run. He was MVP on a randomizer nuzlocke run I recently completed as well.

Dat defense. Also flamethrower at level 31? Yes please.

>>26932495
Torkoal a shit competitively.

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>>26927843

>That Vespiquen
>Immune to sneaky stones.
>Immune to Fire, Flying, Poison, Rock, and Steel.

>>26930117

That's pretty bad, but it can still be hit by Fairy, Flying, Ghost, and Psychic attacks.

>>26927843
sudowoodo is horrible. it basically gained solid rock but became slower and with no movepool options. why would anyone ever use it lol

>>26933335
>what is trick room

>>26927843
>toxicroak
>no guard and hone claws

literally why

>>26933177
Yes, I suppose you're right. but I still seeing people shitting on him even for just ingame play, which is where is he pretty decent.

>>26927843
Vespiquen is absolutely retarded

>This many Pokemon with this power
When everyone is super no one will be
Why even have a meta game?

>>26933738
it's a horrible trick room mon tho. camerupt does the same but much better. abomasnow has more options. it's basically shit

Reminds me of a mega reuniclus concept that had shit loads of special attack with 10 base speed with trick room ability on entry.

I have a pokemon idea:

MEGA-FUCKER
Dark / Ghost
Ability: Wonder Guard
HP: 200
Atk: 200
Def: 200
SpAtk: 200
SpDef: 200
Spe: 200

It could be given out for free by an NPC at the beginning of Sun / Moon.

>>26935824
Weak to fairy

>>26935759
>15 speed
>150 attack
>unreasonably sturdy
>horrible with trick room
u wot m8

>>26930117
That mega Vespiquen is literally broken

>>26927843
>Hawlucha
>Arena Trap

>Pangoro
>Grasswhistle

love it

>>26932119
>Only 2 of the 5 Fighting megas have No Guard

>Galvantula gets No Guard+
>doesn't learn Zap Cannon
fuck man

>>26927843
Real talk that's a solid sandslash

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>Mega Milotic
Do you want to see my enemies burn Anon?

also
>Mega Bisharp
yes please

>>26927843
That Galvantula is fucking awful

Why give it the fangs if it's attack is lowered?

>>26937953
It's weird because a few of them actually aren't bad but a lot of them are really stupid and trollish. I can't even tell if it's supposed to be a joke or not.

>>26937479
>unreasonably sturdy
>this is what vp actually believes
lol are you stupid? at least camerupt and abomasnow have amazing stab + boosting options, and obama has priority and an ability that literally cuts focus sashes while camerupt has basically a life orb for an ability. you think anyone is going to waste missing out on this for le solid rock meme? that sudowoodo can't even stand a chance against something like a magnezone

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>>26927843
>that Vespiquen
>that fucking Torkoal
>that Noivern
Yeah no

>>26938386
>70/145/100 defenses
>no weaknesses
>not sturdy
>rock not good offensively
Bitch you just went full retard.

>>26938459
>>no weaknesses
wut
>>not sturdy
yep, just solid rock
rock's good offensively but guess what? sudowoodo has no other stab options. it has sucker punch for weezies but that's it. might as well just use rhyperior with an assault vest and save your megaslot for something better in trick room

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>>26938386
252+ Atk Sudowoodo Earthquake vs. 168 HP / 0 Def Magnezone: 476-560 (147.3 - 173.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ SpA Choice Specs Magnezone Flash Cannon vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Solid Rock Sudowoodo: 321-379 (93.3 - 110.1%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO (this is with normal Solid Rock, I'm pretty certain it would survive 100% of the time with Unbreakable or whatever.)
>B-Buh my Air Balloon!!
You could literally just switch.

>>26938512
It functionally has no weaknesses if all super effective hits only do half damage, since that's the damage a neutral attack does. Use your noodle my dude.

>>26938512
Learn to read, you autistic fuck. The ability makes SE attacks neutral so it has no weaknesses.

>>26927843

what about Arcanine?

>>26927843
>8 Eyes - Never miss a move
Spiders have terrible eyesight, this makes no sense

>>26938792
What about him? I didn't make this shit.
>>26938821
Spiders also aren't fuckhuge and electrical.

>>26939112
You obviously haven't been to Australia mate

>>26939277
Oh yeah, I forgot about Giant Electric Spider out there.

>>26927843
>Mega Vespiquen immune to stealth rocks
>Still needs to switch in in its regular form

>2 things have unbreakable which is literally twice as good as filter/solid rock
wow

>>26935824
I love it.
How it's gonna look?

>>26937676
2 of 3 primary fighting megas

>>26935824
+6 252+ SpA Fairy Aura Xerneas Moonblast vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Mega-Fucker: 860-1014 (142.3 - 167.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
pssh

>>26935260
this

>>26938734
no, the ability cuts weaknesses by 50%

How about this, M Foretress automatically uses explosion if knocked out

>>26943666
Nigger, go back to school. 2x super-effective attacks deal 200% damage. If you cut that in half it's 100% damage, which is neutral. A single-typed pokemon with that ability has zero weaknesses.