Why is Bruxish so perfect, /vp/?

Because it's the best designed fish Pokemon since Seaking, Chinchou and Relicanth.

>>26922986
Good answer.

>>26922969
If Bruxish were presented as a fakemon OC then you would have bashed it up and down.

Brand power works!

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>>26923409

>>26922969
I want Prismatic to leave

>>26923409
It already is.

>>26923503
No. Not him but watching people who actually like this shitty fish is like watching people with Stockholm Syndrome. Just because it's a real Pokemon doesn't mean it's not a bad design. If this were a fakemon it would be laughed at. I'm confident the only people who like this are in denial so they try to see the "beauty" in it and say things like "it's supposed to be ugly." Even if it's supposed to be ugly, or even if you personally think it's ugly, you still think it's ugly either way.

But I'm just yelling at the clouds because some people will literally defend anything.

>>26923612
Not the other guy, but the fish is alright. Not exactly amazing or team-worthy, but alright nonetheless.

>>26923612
Some people just hate colors

>>26923612

Explain why it's a bad design for its concept without resorting to memes.

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>>26923612
Go back to your home at reddit and jerk yourself off over shit like Zekrom, Hydreigon, and Charizard. They're all fucking shitty dragons and you sound like the type of shitlord to cum over them every goddamn chance you think of them.

>>26923752
>Charizard
Nice bait

>>26923612
I dislike that fish, but other most hated Pokémon receive stupid arguments to be hated.

>>26923409
It works for Trump

>>26923612
People do dislike it. People also like it. That's how opinions work. There is no conspiracy here. Stop overthinking things and get out of your little bubble and consider that maybe someone will like something you don't.

>>26923700
not him
but honestly it's the lips
it's an artificial symbol anatomy
and we don't usually associate human-culture directly to animals

also what's with that usless ass fin at the top lmao looksunneccesary which leads the reader to needlesly look up away from the attention line of which is it's eyes

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>>26924065

>but honestly it's the lips

Big puffy lips are perfect for representing the fish it's based on.

>also what's with that usless ass fin at the top lmao

It's not a fin, it's a retractable angler. When it attacks it opens up into a flower-like arrangement and emits disorienting lights.

>>26924065
I guess you haven't seen the video, but it opens up and is a psychic flower angler thing. Also the lips are just exaggerated. Trust me, there are real life fish with much stranger looking lips that clash like crazy. Nature doesn't give a shit.

>>26924065
>the lips
lmao check this shit out >>26918567

>>26923612
Explain exactly how it's a bad design. You do realize in the real world there are ugly fish right? I bet your favorite Pokemon is Gardevoir.

>>26923612
>"people like things that I don't and that makes me uncomfortable!!!"
Shut the fuck up, anon. Let us enjoy the lipped fish.

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>>26924110
>>26924116
>>26924141
I said it's too HUMAN
Symbolism is too forced on the thing

even if it is based on nature, it's bad appeal for its design

>>26922969
Because it is going to evolve into a mermaid

>>26924255

Why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Goa3PvG8Ek

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>>26924302
The conception is considered to be 'ugly' by >>26923612

people tend to associate cartoonish lips with human beauty

with the design intended to be 'ugly', it gives mixed signals

>>26924255
To you. To me its fine. And again that ugly fish irl is way more off putting than some stylized human lips on a colorful fish. And even if you find it unappealing that is a perfectly fine opinion to have, but it doesn't really make any difference or prove anything. It's just a thing you believe, same as everyone else.

>>26924150
That's the fact of the matter: the triggerfish is completely repulsive, and thus there are limited directions you can take in turning a pokemon based on something revolting into something appealing.

You might embrace its ugliness (and get something similar to weezing or conkledurr, which are ugly but coherent), or you can attempt to change it into something "beautiful" by creative means.

We know GF chose the latter, but the result is a conglomerative mess. The mouth looks tacked on (think Mr. Potato Head) and extremely human (the triggerfish have lips, but these lips are stylized to look human -- with lipstick to boot), as do the seductive eyes and the sexual expression that the two make together with the barred teeth. The inorganic coloring creates an image so unnatural that, in combination with the above, creates a character rather than a creature; one that would not at all look out of place as an antagonist in a Disney film.

>>26924501

>The inorganic coloring

How is its coloring "inorganic"?

>>26924293

In keeping with the angler/lure part of its design, I wouldn't be surprised if it evolved into some kind of siren-like creature.

>>26923612
Just wait until after the games are released to talk about it. /vp/ is in their honeymoon stage where we're all just happy to have something other than waifumons to talk about.

>>26924501
>we know GF chose the latter
LOL
The colors make it very obvious that it's supposed to be gaudy, not beautiful

I wish /vp/ would stop talking about character design

>>26924587

>The colors make it very obvious that it's supposed to be gaudy, not beautiful

This. It's supposed to evoke the look of a middle-aged woman who cakes on the makeup to try and hide her failing looks.

Actually, with its "lure", it might be the cougar (of the MILF variety) of the Pokemon world.

I love this fish already just for triggering so many dumb cunts

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>>26923612
>>26923752
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

>>26924630

>Triggerfish triggers the Pokemon community.

Like pottery.

>>26924587
That's why I put it in quotation marks.

>>26924534
Pastel colors are very rarely seen on living things. The colours look like they were created artificially.

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>>26924657
Are you ready for the future?

Bruxish is serving fish realness mama

>>26922969
Reminds me of my gay uncle, and my closeted, self-hating uncle.

>>26926312
You have 2 gay uncles?
Are they both from the same side? I have like 10 first cousins and I'm the only gay one

>>26926342
Nah, I was exaggerating. No gay uncles.

Bruxish looks like he just enjoys life, while Basulin looks like the exact opposite.

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>>26924681
>pastel yellow, blue & pink
>inorganic

I'm listening

>>26922969

Because, It's unique.