ITT: Pokemon with abilities they shouldn't have

>>26905641
All he ones with huge power

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>>26905641
ftfy

>>26905641
I don't know man, birds are pretty intimidating when one's right in your face, screeching and flapping

>>26905690
I second this. My girlfriend's cockatoo bit clean through my middle finger to the bone because I moved too quickly when playing with him. Wild birds definitely ain't no shit to fuck around with.

>>26905713
I get that Pokemon is fond of puns but they could at least honor the other sode of the coin and also actually give actual strong mons the ability

I'll never stop being buthurt about mega- sceptile and swampert getting worthless abilitys, when blaziken gets fucking speedboost.

>>26905713
Lol mochi comes from mochimasu (持ちます) which means "to hold/have". No rabbits involved anon

>>26905713
Mawile's based on a Yokai commonly known for eating Mochi.

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>>26905847
Moon rabbit makes Mochi.

Mochi are associated with rabbits.

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>>26905810
>wanting a machamp or something with huge power

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>>26906067
>he doesn't want a he-man/hulk equivalent in the games

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>>26906121
>Doesn't know how fucking broken that would be.

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>>26906152
>complaining about broken shit from the same company that gave us Parental Cancer, Cancer Wings, Cancerate, Cancer Ascent

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>>26906169
>wanting to continue to bash and cripple the metagame instead of fixing it

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>>26906210
>ignoring the broken shit makes them go away
>as if gf would remove those existing broken shit
>only other alternative to avoid slash and cripple is to promote stall

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>>26906300
252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 16+ Def Filter Mega Aggron: 415-490 (120.6 - 142.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 244 HP / 8 Def Gliscor: 285-336 (80.9 - 95.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Poison Heal

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Close Combat vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Blissey: 2340-2754 (358.8 - 422.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Machamp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 120+ Def Multiscale Lugia: 230-271 (55.2 - 65.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

What the fuck is going to stall this fucker.

>>26906152
>>26906169
>>26906210
>>26906300
>talking like faggots
wew lad

>>26906380
You don't. You Gale Wings/Moonblast/Psystrike the fuck out of it

>>26906380
Machamp already makes easy work of Blissey, and Lugia and Gliscor are faster with STAB SE moves. You're thinking too narrowmindedly here

>>26906380
Lugia, apparantly.

Talonflame-Gale wings
Literal Autism

>>26906380
Burn

>>26905641
implying Staravia isn't intimidating as fuck

>>26906695
Underrated post

>>26905641
But anon, look at those cold, merciless eyes.

>>26905802
Did the bird mysteriously got sick later?The vet couldn't diagnose it so you had to put it down by biting it to death, right?

>>26908289
You cant even see it in slowmo. Needs to be captured in 120 or 240 fps.