The Pokédex doesn't lie

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>>26885932
>Indian Elephants

>>26885932
Go home Richard, you faggot.

>>26885949

Yes. Animals exist in Pokémon Earth.

>>26885967
I'm not a faggot.

>>26885983
Please explain, where the fuck are they then?

>inb4 ashnime

>>26885992
He's right Richard, you're pretty much a huge faggot.

>>26886005

in the regions, where they belong.


Believe everything in the Pokédex or don't believe anything in the Pokédex.

you are a hypocrite.

>>26886014

You might be a Faggot but I'm not.
Immature kid.

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>>26886027
I don't believe the pokedex is canon at all, actually. Also, everything you said is just baseless bullshit.

Also also, quit being a faggot Richard.

>>26886037
Wow, nice comeback bro, I bet you and your faggot friends back in middle school would find you hilarious

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Richard, you still haven't explained. You said nobody has caught Victini or Mew or Jirachi or so on, but you also say the pokedex is updated when you catch the pokemon.

WHERE DID THE POKEDEX ENTRIES COME FROM?

>>26886129
>inb4 the player puts it in
Nobody is buying that bs

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>>26886060

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>>26886129

You were talking to someone who was pretending to be me.

don't listen to any one who pretends to be me.

>>26886073

at least, I'm more mature enough not call someone a name.

go away, you 12 year old kid.

>>26886179
So what? Kyogre battled with groudon, it's part of emerald and in the Canon lore of the games. Doesn't mean the Dex is ccanon because of a single, obvious entry

>>26886196
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

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>>26886196
Stop dodging the question, Richard. WHERE DID THE POKEDEX ENTRIES COME FROM.

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Guys, what if Richard doesn't exist?

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>>26886214

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>>26886219

You were?

>>26886326
>Implying the Mt. Moon dancing clefairy aren't just ripped from the anime for pandering reasons

>>26886212
This is how I know you have nothing to live for, because you have to try and prove to me otherwise.

You're such a fucking faggot shithead, probably on your first year of medicine after living off your disappointed parents for 6 years, and you'll probably drop out before you finish your next year.
You'll say something like
>"Oh, it wasn't for me, but I've decided to become an EMT"
Or what have you. That will fall through as well though, and you'll keep coming back to this board like the cancer you are, still living off your parents, desperately searching for a reason to live until one day, everyone you love leaves you. Your friends will abandon you, your family will disown you and your girlfriend (as if you actually would ever have a girlfriend) will stop caring and dump your fat ass.

You might jump off a building, hang yourself, shoot yourself- in any case you'll commit suicide and nobody will ever remember you.

Go on, keep posting. You'll only prove me right.

>>26886227

The Pokédex. Where else would they come from?

>>26886340

You are confuse?

do you realize that anime series came after the games and the anime series is non-canon to the games.


Believe everything in the Pokédex or don't believe anything in the Pokédex.

you are a hypocrite.

>>26886351
I love this board sometimes

>>26886350

Immature kid.

>>26886369

Why?

>>26886363
>do you realize that anime series came after the games and the anime series is non-canon to the games.

Says Richard, forgetting that GSC/HGSS came out good while after the first season of the anime

>Believe everything in the pokedex, or don't believe anything in the pokedex

I already said the Dex isn't canon, you fucking kike.

Kill yourself Richard.

>>26886350
>Pushing pasta this hard
>Not even changing text to make it relevant

Richard, leave us alone, you big bully!

People are free to believe in whatever canon or fanon they choose.

>>26886351
What is your native language, Richard?

hey Richard, how did you even find this site?

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>>26886409

then everything in the Pokédex is a lie.

That include Mewtwo Pokédex entry as well.

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>>26886430
I will believe that when people actually post them instead of pushing only the matter that the game is the bible.

>>26886427
Give it time man it just started

>>26886451
Yes it does include mewtwos Dex entry. Luckily, there is in game canon that explains what mewtwo is and why he exists.

Also, your image has nothing to do with anything, and you should still kill yourself.

>>26886444

some girl told me about it.
She said 4chan users were mocking the Pokédex entries.

I came here, cause of her.

>>26886476
Richard, how old are you?

>>26886465

Mewtwo is a not male or female.

You lack knowledge about Pokémon.

Can someone make a "Hide Richard threads" image?

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>>26886451
>everything in the Pokédex is a lie.
Guys, I think we've broke him.

>>26886476
>Richard is a cuck

Fucking knew it.

>>26886489
No, I'm pretty sure mewtwo is male. Prove me wrong, Richard, without using the pokedex

>>26886491
what, and use a stock photo of a young boy?

>>26886489
You know, the things you say can hurt people's feelings?
Why don't you care about the feelings of others?
Only bullies don't care about the feelings of others, you know.
Are you a bully, Richard.

>>26886476
do you browse any other boards Richard?

>>26886516
Sounds appropriate. Or just draw him as a neckbeard.

>>26886516
How about a picture of a brutish bully with a pokedex on his shirt.

>>26886520
That's nice.

>site that is literally founded on those concepts

OH WAIT

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>>26886476
kek you are probably some weird kid in HS that everyone knows as "the Pokemon kid" and some Stacey /soc/unt made you come here to see you get bullied online.

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>>26886510

Mew gender is unknown.
Celebi gender is unknown.
Ho-oh gender is unknown.

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>>26886538
Yeah people are mean here, but Richard is worse than that. Richard is a bully!

>>26886529

No.

>>26886560
Then everyone else is a bully, too.

>>26886552
game mechanics aren't canon

>>26886552
>Mew gender is unknown
But the game states that Mew gave birth to Mewtwo. You're not going against ingame lore, are you, Richard?

>>26886547

People in School call me a "Pokémon Master".

>>26886573
Not nearly as much as Richard.
He is the most brutish violent bully I ever did see.

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You guys are arguing with someone who's pretending to be someone who probably doesn't even exist. Is this Monday really that slow?

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>>26886594

There is more than one Mew.

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>>26886600
I imagine you are very popular.

>>26886600
That's cool, man. What grade are you in?

>>26886351
Richard you idiot, you said the pokedex updates automatically when the player catches a pokemon, you also said that the poked is always right and the player never catches any mythical/legendary pokemon. But if that's true, then where did the poked entries come from if the player never caught those pokemon?

>>26886600
They should call you a "Pokémon Bully" because that's what you are!

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>>26886600

>>26886607
Are you certain about that? I've seen many different kinds of people that are just as adamant in making everyone follow only one form of thought. In fact, I believe that is how this originated to start with. Yes, I am saying /vp/ created this abomination through it's actions. Not directly, but they created the right kind of environment for this kind of creature to flourish. This is not the only monster they've created, either.

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>>26886600
Holy shit

>>26886600
Are you in school still? You used "call" instead of "called".

I need info on this richard guy
i know the basics but i want to know more about him
richardwiki when?

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>>26886600
pls be real

Daily Reminder that almost every Pokemon you catch, as well as Evolving Pokemon is considered non-canon because they're completely optional, thus their Pokedex entries are non-canon too.
The only Pokemon with canon entries are Base Form Starters, Pikachu, Rayquaza, Reshiram, Zekrom, Xerneas, Yveltal and Mandatory Gift Pokemon.

>>26886640

Why does my school age matter to you?

>>26886641
All we have is his Twitter so far
twitter.com/richard08388847

>>26886655
because you have to be 18 to use this website, Richard

>>26886655
Gotta be 18 here dude

>>26886666
checked btw to be desu

ITT:Pokemon beginners criticize the Pokemon master

>>26886665

It's a good thing I'm 18+.

And go to a great community college for smart people.

Mew would know I was smarter than you all. You all believe lies.

>>26886638
Yes, I and utmost certain that Richard, here, is perhaps the most brutish, nefarious bully to ever walk on this planet.

If he were in a bullying completion between Cartman from Southpark, Nelson from the Simpsons, Binky from Arthur, Gary Oak, and all of Team Rocket, Richard would most certainly win!

>>26886641
I remember him saying he has almost 900 Pokédex images

>>26886678
do you fantasize about meeting Mew and letting her Crabhammer your virgin boypussy?

>>26886678
Not Richard. Doesn't match his typing style.

t. the original "Fuck off, Richard" poster

>>26886678
Mew would look at you and laugh

>>26886678
This is not Richard.

>>26886690
post it

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Yes yes, well done, Richard. Well done, Richard

However

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>>26886755

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>>26886755

Mew is able to learn any move.

sorry about the late reply.

>>26887015
Mew can't learn Splash.

>>26887031

It learn every move.

>>26885932
*s why dont you learn

>>26887050
can it learn delete post?

can you show me what that looks like?

>>26887050
your only source is the pokedex

but the protagonist never caught mew, and the pokedex updates when you catch the pokemon. How does the entry exist if the protagonist never caught mew?

>>26887015
Can Mew teach you not to be such a bully?

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>>26887098

I won't be able to meet a Mew, if I was a bully.

You must be pure of Heart.

>>26887050
Nope, it can't learn Splash. There's no tutor for it, no TM for it and no way to breed a mew, so it can't learn it. Save and rom hacking are non-canon, by the way, before you try and pull that shit, and gameplay is non-canon, which would include glitches, so don't pull that shit either.

>>26887072

I lack the knowledge to prove or disprove that.

>>26887143
>apparently

>>26887143
That's just in a video game, Richard.
In real life, a bully like you could never catch a Mew.

I want to throw ice cubes at richard!

>>26887191
but then you would be a bully just like him!

So first of all, I don't know if the OP was trying to be funny or what. But second of all, why is this even a debate?

The Pokédex HAS to be canon. It is the Pokémon encyclopedia. It has literal, canon information on all Pokémon. If you're saying the Pokédex isn't canon, then what is? And what's the implication otherwise? That it's all just random made up stuff?? If so what's the point of filling it out to begin with?

>>26887162

I said you must be pure heart to meet a Mew.

>>26887248
I mean, why would the Professors even send you out to fill it if it wasn't canon?

>>26887150

You lack knowledge about Pokémon.

Are You a Pokémon Beginner?

>>26887258
You aren't pure of heart, correcting people constantly when they are telling you stop is rude because you keep doing it, if you are rude that makes you unpure and mew doesn't like those kinds of people

>>26887248
A common theory is that the protagonist puts in the information, which is often inaccurate because the protagonists are just a bunch of kids which is why information in the pokedex is often absurd or contradictory.

>>26887290

You don't know what Mew likes and dislike.


The Pokédex does. You don't.

mew cant suck my dick

>>26887310
The pokedex never said what Mew likes and dislikes

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>>26887301

>>26887301
>Often absurd or contradictory

Absurd, sure. They're magical creatures that can bend time and space. Contradictory? I'm gonna need a source. This shit is canon. It's the Pokémon Bible.

>>26887258
And you will never catch a Mew in real life if you continue being such a bully.

>>26887273
This is the kind of behavior that makes you a bully, Richard. It's unnecessarily mean and makes people feel bad.

>>26887310
The Pokedex says Mew likes people who are pure of heart. There is nothing pure about bullying!

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>>26887248
>>26887261

>>26887324
If it records information when the pokemon is caught, then the information about Mew is Irrelevant, you said it yourself, the protagonist never catches Mew which means the pokedex entry shouldn't exist

>>26887339

define " bullying"?

>>26887337
In one pokedex entry says Slugma never sleeps, but in another it says Slugma sleeps all the time.

>>26887371
"use superior strength or influence to intimidate (someone), typically to force him or her to do what one wants."
Are you not using your superior strength in Pokemon knowledge to force others into believing the word of the Pokedex?

>>26887337
>>26887377
Escavalier is supposedly fast as fuck but has a terrible Speed Stat.

>>26886612
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE MEW
THAT ENTRY DOESN'T EVEN PROVE THAT
WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD

>>26887427
It says "A MEW", you illiterate fuck.
Besides, the anime's proven multiple Mew exist.

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>>26887359

Is catching this Pokémon, canon or non-canon?

>>26887403

I see. forgive me, if i did anything to you.

:(


I never meant to hurt you. I just wanted to inform you about the Pokédex and etc.

>>26887452
The player never catch ??????????.
It's undiscovered as the Pokédex say.

>>26887196
Sometimes sacrifices have to be made, anon. Sometimes the only way to deal with a bully, is to BE a bully.

To paraphrase a certain cancerous game, it's bully or BE bullied.

>>26887481

I see..?

>>26887015
So is Kanto based in South America? Also, could mew learn Sketch, then crab hammer?

We never wanted to be informed about the pokedex. We all knew of its existence. Some of us believed what it said. Some of us didn't. It didn't matter.
We were all happy here, until you showed up and started forcing us to believe in what you believed in.

I forgive you, but I can assure you that not all of us do. The best thing for you to do, is to just leave us alone.

We don't care if we're wrong or right in our beliefs.

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>>26887567

Fuji find a Mew in a jungle.

>>26887621
meant to reply to
>>26887478

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>>26887567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTxea0xPhJw

>>26887621

Your belief is a lie.

>>26887717
This is what makes you a bully, Richard.

Before you showed up there were plenty of people her that both believed and didn't believe the pokedex. Nobody was rudely telling each other who was right and who was wrong. We accepted each others beliefs even if we didn't believe them ourselves.

If you don't want to be respectful of other's beliefs than you are a bully and we don't want you here.

Ok now what's this meme about how Mew can't learn every move?

The reason Mew can learn every move is because it has transform. It can learn every move the same way Ditto can learn every move.

Also, stop listening to every person that says they're Richard. It's childish. I know it's summer, but come on.

>>26887411
>>26887377

Gonna need a source on that, me m80s

Is it non canon that you can stand near magcargo, without dying?

>you will never pound richard boypussy while he recites you pokedex entry
Why bother living?

>>26885932
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well that's a novelty

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>>26885932
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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We have fucking mods here?

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>>26885932
Thank you mods.

>>26885932
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MODS=GODS

>>26885932
Well, that's some text I haven't seen around here in a long while.

Context?

Why's everyone calling this guy richard?

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>>26885932
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nice

>>26892338
Some faggot on Twitter going round and proclaiming to everyone, including people such as Ken Sugimori, that Mew's dex entry for not being able to learn Crabhammer is false.

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>>26885932
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>>26885932
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