"Why is this not a Pokémon yet" thread

>>26862990
Psyduck golduck

psyduck ?

dude you lost at the first pic

>>26863012
Genesect

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>>26862998
>>26863000
The Pokémon that has DUCK in its name?

You guys know what a platypus is, right?
I mean, you can't actually be that reatarded, right?
Psyduck and Golduck clearly have bird beaks.

A platypus snout is entirely different, not to mention its completely different bauplan and body shape.
Just look at the limbs.

Guess you can't expect much from people who spend their time breeding for shinies and arguing who is the best Pokéwaifu...

>>26862998
>>26863000

Wrong.

>>26862998
Psyduck is just a duck doodle (lol Gen1) and Golduck is more of a kappa.

>>26863024
Pidgey isn't pigeon despite its name.
Doduo and Dodrio aren't dodos.

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>>26863020
Nice fossil, together with pic related

>>26863046
Yes, but at least they are the same fucking CLASS. It's not so important which kind of bird it is when it has a bird in its name. But naming a platypus a duck is like naming a dog a shark. i.e. this board is filled with retarded manchildren

>>26863020
Jesus christ prehistoric animals get weirder every day.

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>>26862990

>>26863020
1 is a donkey on steroids

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>>26863073
Yes, those are its eyes.

>>26863024
i breed real ducks... psyduck looks like a platypus, not a duck

>>26863024
>>26863104
Guys, it's a fucking kappa.
Psychic powers.

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>>26863124
verily

>>26863056
Darkrai

>>26863024
Still gokduck is a platypus

>>26863113
>>26863082
>>26863073
This desu, I really want a Milotic-esc pokemon that's completely see-through

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Dolphin when

>>26863051
Raikou
>>26863113
Anorith
>>26863130
Ludicolo
>>26863157
Kyogre

>>26863236
HOW is kyogre a dolphin you swine

>>26863236
Raikou is my favourite fossil pokémon!
Anorith is an anomalocaris, not a fish louse.
the kappa was for Golduck. obviously Ludicolo is a mexican Kappa pineapple.

>>26863255
I never once called Kyogre a dolphin, he is an orca.
which are good too

>>26863255
It's sort of based on an orca, which is a dolphin.

>>26863031
Magmar is a Kappa
GOlduck has CLaws

Kappa are also BALD not bart simpson hair

>>26863012
Kangaskhan

>>26863300
>Magmar is a kappa

lmao get out

Have you guys ever actually seen a platypus in real life? I can tell you right now psyduck and golduck are not a platypus. Where's the thick beaver like tail? The fir? The venom glands?

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>>26862990

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>>26863056
Wrong

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>>26862990

>>26863360
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

I know an agility abuser when I see one

>>26863157
source?

>>26863073
That's just a fish caught in a jellyfish. I just saw that in a documentary recently lol

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To be honest, they'd dumb down a Mosquito to unthreatening levels in terms of appearance. Still be neat to see their take on one though, like a gender and stat difference with the females being the prime choice for a fast but fragile attacker.

mole cricket

>>26863255
Orcas are dolphins you fucking retard.

>>26863475
I can't think of a single threatening looking Pokemon.
Maybe Hoopa's other form I suppose.

>>26863360
>WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!

>>26863080
Donkey got mad gains.

>>26863514
If I saw a Steelix or a Machoke or some shit in real life I would feel pretty threatened.

>>26863475
If they add Mosquito pokemon, they have to be Zubat level annoyances, like you enter a jungle area and they attack you even when out of the grass level annoying.

>>26863514
Gen5 edge dragon, forgot its name

>>26863354
kek

>>26863475
they should attack on swarm in the wild, also upgrated leech force, 75-100 bug, only the females learn it