What Pokémon would you eat?

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>>26844120
Spoink. Easy kill.

Gardevoir

>>26844120
I would be a vegetarian in pokémon world

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Would lick right up

>>26844120
Slowpoke, Talonflame, Miltank, Vanillux.

>>26844173
The others I get but why talonflame?

>>26844185
tasty bird thighs and legs.

>>26844195
don't forget the big pecks... :}

>>26844195
It's literally meant to be a falcon

>>26844145
This is always the first answer to the lewd response.

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>>26844120
This one.

>>26844156
So... Oddish?

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>>26844120
Mmm big meaty claws with butter

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>>26844120

a Magikarp.

>>26844364
Fuck no. Berries + Honey + Lava Cookie + Shalour Sable + Old Gateau diet

>>26844429
this honestly

>>26844435
>all that sugar
Are you from Unova?

Cinnabar burgers sound delicious. I wonder what they are made of?

SlowpokeTail ;)

>>26844447
Do you eat rocks?

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>>26844120

I'd enjoy a nice salad

Corphish

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Some tribes believe that consuming the flesh of another may grant you a portion of their strength.

With that in mind…

Tangela

>>26844402
BIG

>>26844120
>Deep frying Emolga whole
>Not removing electric sacs
>Not removing bladder, heart and intestines
>Good chance of you eating its shit

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>>26844120
The Unova starers:
>Serperior = Free Salad
>Emboar = Free Ham
>Samurott = Free Beverage

MOOMOO MEAT

Slurpuff

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>>26844120

Pudding

>>26845452
>he doesn't know how fried food works

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>>26845420
MEATY

>>26844168
you fucking cunt

>>26846102
COCKS

As an American I bet Sawsbuck would hit the spot.

>>26847552
As an american i bet feraligatr would hit the spot

>>26847584
As an australian i bet galvantula would hit the spot

>>26844222
Pretty sure you can eat those.

>>26847604
As a nigger I bet Blaziken would hit the spot..

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I can't be the only curious as to how good it'd taste.

>>26847917

No one would eat that outside Pokémon lore.

Pig

>>26846102
FOR YOU

>>26844120
I would make it my mission to eat them all. And I'd figure out how to cook them all, too.

I'll have to get creative for ghosts.

>>26847507
I'm sorry anon

>>26844120
Spicy torchic
Scramble exeggcute
Taurus steak
Mareep cutlets

>>26847917
Kind of like eating oxtail soup?

>>26844435
not even one good old fried magikarp?

>torchic
>malamar
>berries

I would live purely on a diet of all kinds of Pokemon cum.

Shroomish soup
Crunchy zubat wing?
Octillary
Sweet cherubi meats
Roasted Dugtrio on a stuck
Reuniclus Jelly
Clawitzer would have some juicy claw meat

>>26844120
Tauros

>>26855729
Minecraft/10

>>26844435
Anon that's Pokemon food. Just eat a Cherrim

Canonically, Magikarp are suppose to be delicious.

>>26858446
What do they taste like?

>>26858446
They eat them whole fried? That's terrifying.

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Mmm, I would love me some cherubi pie!

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>>26858490
That worked so well for meowth

>>26844120
I would eat an Aggron

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>>26858673
SWEET CHERUBI PIE

>>26844435
>Old Gateau
>literally eating moldy cake

>>26844120
I would probably eat the ones most similar to real animals therefore I'd eat a meowth (I recently tried cat)

>>26845079
Lol But what if they evolve? Like they cooked them the second they were about to evolve would you die? Or would you get the power of the pokemon and with that the form of it.

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Dunno why but this Pikachu looks delish

>>26844447
>sugar makes you fat
How's that heart going along amerifat?

I'm just imagining a chef chasing an oddish around with a baseball bat

>>26852630
underrated

>>26844447
>>26860494
Are you both retarded

>>26844447
Not all the berries are sweet, anon.

Personally I think a Tamato would taste amazing.

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>>26860295

>>26844120
That picture terrifies me.

>>26860494
LOL doesn't understand the need for carbohydrates.