I am literally from the future. Ask me anything about Pokemon

>>26829933
Have you caught em all?

>>26829933
How does one become figuratively from the future?

Who's the president-elect?

>>26829945
very carefully

>>26829933
Did I ever get a gf?

>>26829933
>inb4 200+ replies because you offer "leaks"

>>26829933
Are you John Titor?

>>26829933
We are all from yesterday's future.

>>26829933
>That time stamp
Well shit thats good enough for me, are the games any good?

>>26829933
Forget SM, what about the election?

>>26829979
This

>>26829933
Has America gone to shit when Trump became president?

>>26829938
No. Not "yet"

>>26829945
Git fucking gud

>>26829947
>>26829979
Trump wins, America immediately goes full clusterfuck mode. OJ 4.0. SM is all we'll have left

>>26829952
>gf

>>26829964
More than you can imagine

Is Trump or Clinton the President-elect?
Did Britain vote to leave or remain in the EU?
Did Sun and Moon outsell X/Y and OR/AS?

Are the shit posts still as awful as, for instance, this one?

synopsis for the volcanion movie
how much alchemy

>>26829933
are you this guy?
facebook
.com/
alecthepharaoh
/posts/
1066739446704472
also can you show pics of trump being stumped?

>>26830012
How's TPP going?

>>26830012
>>gf
D-did I turn gay? Did I at least get a bf?

>>26829933
Are you in need of an IBM5100?

>>26830018
SM is double what Gen 6 made

>>26830028
/vp/ basically gets invaded every hour by /pol/ after Trump is officially elected. They essentially make it into a Red Board

>>26830040
Magearna is the one that links Volcanion and Ash together, slowly but surely making Volcanion love humans again by seeing the power of the Soul Heart, a powerful bond that encompasses the power of both humans and Pokemon energy

>>26830075
>bf

>>26830049
WHAT THE FUUCK???

>>26829945
Hi Buttscab.

>>26830114
What? Are you saying I ended up with a tranny? Even I have standards you know.

>>26830049
That post was edited. I think my time stamp is enough proof

Is Lillie the second rival?

>>26830141
proof that it was edited? also fake timestamp.
we need more proofs other than that shitty timestamp.
leak all of the get7 pokemons.

>>26829933
Can you describe the types and stats of the starter evos, and the legendaries' stats?

>>26830136
>standards

>>26830198
Obviously. You battle her shortly after the first gym and face the starter strongest against yours. She tries to hide it, but she begins to love battling overtime. She'll say "its only for research purposes" though

>>26830258
Just tell me about my future dating life already!

What new will Pokemon break the metagame? What sort of new broken abilities/moves will we be introduced to?
Are Smogonfags on suicide watch?

>>26830245
http://www.viral4real.com/man-predicts-orlando-mass-shooting/

>>26830250
Litten: Speedy Fire/Dark Panther
Poplio: High Defense, Water/Fairy Circus Seal
Rowlet: Grass/Flying, High Sp. Atk. Pretty much a grass Clockwerk from Sly Cooper

>>26830264
I don't know man, you make a confession thread in a few months from now, worrying about the baby being deformed or something

>>26830320
welp shit. my only theory then is that this faggot made up the whole shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNhA5whrr44

>>26830320
do my parents actually love me

>>26830012

Trump winning doesnt mean shit

Congress won't let him do anything

>>26829933
Why does it suck so much?

there will be barefoot pokegirls in SM?

>>26830442
They always have

>>26830452
You're right. There's already talk of him being impeached, let alone assassinated

>>26830480
Haha I don't really know

>>26830505
Respond to me >>26830311 it's very important

>>26830501
refreshing question

>>26829933
Is Serena in the Sun/Moon anime?

>>26830114
>/vp/ basically gets invaded every hour by /pol/ after Trump is officially elected. They essentially make it into a Red Board
It would get better.

since you came back to the past, isn't it possible that the future will change, too, and even if you go back to your future ours will be different?

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Tell us about syncro and the 5th move

>>26830505
How much obnoxious is Greninja shilling?

>>26829960
He's from an alternate timeline anon

>>26830311
5th move activation, duel type moves, and triple typing all seem pretty metagame breaking to me

>>26830501
Do open toe sandals count?

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Do I ever get my Luisa lewds?

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>>26830522
Lol no

>>26830534
>Implying I'm going back to the future

>>26830537
Not syncro. See >>26830546

>>26830541
>Implying it isn't already obnoxious

>>26830562
>Lol no

Thank Christ for that.

>>26830562
Are Solgaleo and Lunala good or bad competitively?

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>>26830562
What's this?

>>26830562
How many new Pokemon?

>>26830562
New Waifumon when?

Will Argentina win the Copa America?

>>26830546
no. I meant pure barefoot. no sandals no stock8ngs etc.

>>26830562
Do you personally know John Titor?

Will we be able to go to Kalos in SM?

>>26830505
Talk of him being impeached? He wouldn't have taken office yet by your date, there would be literally no basis to call for an impeachment

>>26830580
They're okay I guess

>>26830583
Synchro, like Joe just fucking said. Why did you need me to answer this exactly?

>>26830599
110 give or take

>>26830606
Yeah fahm

>>26830607
Oh, then no

>>26830616
Nigga, I'm from the night SM releases, not 2036

>>26830618
A portion, yeah

>Implying people arent already planning his impeachment before election date

>>26830651
Whoops, forgot the >>26830633 above the green text

bumping the brexit question

>>26830651
Can you draw out the starter final evo's?

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>>26830562
who is she
where are red and blue

>>26830602
please respond

>>26829933
Take a picture of the game

Will Ash win the league?

Who wins UEFA Euro Cup, or some other significant sporting event? I want to invest.

>>26830675
That's just a Lady Trainer

>>26830677
>>26830602
Yeah, look at the box art of Moon

>>26830685
I left it in November man, sorry

>>26830711
I don't watch the anime

>>26830740
Has Sage released their newest demo yet?

>>26830740
any cool new diseases popping up
how's zika going

>>26830740
Did Assad win in Syria?

>>26829933
Why does 2016 have an eighteenth month?

How many new pokemon are we getting?

Will Queen Elizabeth die this year?

>>26830751
Yeah, in October

>>26830752
Later human trials are still being tested

>>26830761
Yeah

Is the iPhone 7 good?

>>26829933
Tell us about the NX and MH

>>26830906
Probably

>>26830980
Eh

>>26830990
A Nintendo Direct is released in September to give you more info about em

>>26831004
Do we finally get a Dark-type gym?

>>26831004
Tell us about the Imformation we received on the NX and MH though

>>26831004
What's the news being revealed at the Pokemom thing that happens at the end of the week?

>>26831004
What's your favorite new mon, not including those we're already aware of?
What is Tapu Koko?

>disgusting MM/DD/YY

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Did the Heaven's Feel movies have sex scenes like they should?

>>26831018
Yep

>>26831037
Just further clarification that the new Zelda will be on it, a release date for next year, and the official packaging and model is shown with a mini trailer similar to the Wii family trailers

>>26831049
New game play courtesy of Masuda showing off the trainer running through towns and Routes on Melemele, and the new "PSS" gets showcased

>>26831089
Is mega evolution replaced with syncro?

>>26831103
He already confirmed that they aren't happening

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Been 3 years since I came in /vp/ and what the fuck it's this autism
Not that there wasn't autism before but wtf

>>26831057
I like the new 'toy' Pokemon. It's Normal/Ghost and changes forms depending on the time of day, usual based on what kids play with during different times like a train or a plane, etc.

Tapu Koko is the Guardian Deity that serves as a leader of war for Melemele. The other guardians serve a different purpose as well

>>26831088
I'm not that far into the future, friend

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>>26831135
k

>>26830258
Confirmed full of Bullshit. Masuda in the E3 said Lillie is not a trainer.

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>>26831188
>Thinks they'll just waste a 3D model like that and not implement it in a battle setting, especially now that every trainer is behinf their Pokemon now
>Masuda and Ohmori continuously down played every "spoilery" type thing the interviewer was asking to actually avoid story spoilers during the E3 demo
How new?

New fossils Pokemon?

>>26831188
Then whats in her bag, genius?

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Does magearna has puss puss?

>>26831298
It's more of a fleshlight than anything

>>26831298
It's a legendary, it has no gender.
But rule 63 solves the problem

I need the list of the new megas, please.

>>26830114
Amiibo support?

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>>26831353
plz have a jumpluff mega.

Is Magearna the new all-100 mythical?

>>26830546
>duel type

What did he mean by this?

>>26831374
did zorua died?

>>26831870
Yes. Roll credits.

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>>26831870
Sadly he couldnt live knowing he'd grow up to be furbait

>>26831887
he made the right decision

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>>26831904
Yeah........he did. May his brave soul be remembered.

What is that manmade island in the middle of the map and do we get a battle frontier?? Also what is that island hidden behind the clouds?

>>26831887
this hoppip looks like the reddit alien jesus fuck

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>>26831981
Its just a sad hoppip. Dont compare it to such shit.

Who wil win euro 2016 ?

Will belgium gett kicket out of the knock out rounds or Groupstage ?

Will there be a pokemon world tournement
in Sun and Moon ?

What are the evil teams name's

can u travel back to your own timeline ?
or will it infact history changing.

will Red and Gary be at the world tournement

is it possible to fight all Gymleaders from 1 - 7 in the PWT like BW2 from 1-5.

what is zygarde's evolution in SM will we need a special item for it ?

is automatic evolution a thing when the pokemon reach the Red HP bar where it
will evolve ?

what year are you from the future /VP/ ?

will the WTC REBUILD ?

>>26830767
its freaking November 18 2016 poekemon Sun and moon release date US.

Is Pokémon SM related to Gold and Silver/Ho-oh and Lugia? How and when will we go back to Kalos?

Tell me about BREXIT

>>26830012
MODS MODS MODS

>>26831135
>Tapu Koko is the Guardian Deity that serves as a leader of war for Melemele. The other guardians serve a different purpose as well
So basically the guardians are the generation's secondary trio like the birds, dogs, lake spirits etc?

>>26829933
So we'll get 18 months this year? What are the new ones called?

>>26831275
Just because her bag was moving doesn't mean she is a trainer you dumbass, could be anything else for the story or the starters

>>26829933
OP this is extreme importante. I am need you to go to the obituario section of the Novedades de México archives. Find the name above and tell me exactly the date, time, and way of dying. Please you are helping to save a life. I can say no more.

>>26834413
Stop being a eurofag you know that's the American date format

>>26834413
Yes Fuhrer Merkel decides to add 6 months to 2016. Enjoy your Sharia Europe

>>26834660
Racist
>>>/pol/

>>26830012
MMMMMOOOOODDDDDSSSSS

>>26834733
>tfw when /pol/ is your home board

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>>26830012
>hasn't caught them all

FUCKING GOD DAMNIT, MODS, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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>>26834553
>>26834660
I refuse to accept this complete and utter bullshit
Also, literally living in a country full of idiots, niggers, and spics and thinking you have the right to speak about Yurop, where you probably have never been in your neet life
Loving Every Laugh

>>26834935
eurofag here.
you seem pissed.

>>26834935
Well it makes sense for checking accounts and relevant/recent dates