What's her fucking deal

She wants your dick real bad

>>26827387
She wants you to have the child of her starter

Shauna is a gateway waifu of the worst kind. She's a bad character, a clusterfuck of peppiness and slutiness that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and BROWNNESS. The normal anon can see her as the shit she is, and may enjoy her, hate her or be indifferent to her, but all the while recognizing that she, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable neckbearded faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. She's a retard moe character that tries her hardest to look cute, the flirting, skimpy, revealing clothes, the whole "I've never watched fireworks alone with a boy before" faggotry and everything about Shauna fuels their escapist fantasies, while her non-existant character background, emphasis on her young looks, and overall slutiness makes her fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average neckbeard and his sense of wanting to fuck an underage girl. Exactly the kind of shit that makes sweaty neckbeards and pedophile retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Shauna is basically THE waifu to attract the most hated waifufag fanbase known to /vp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this character and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Shauna threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>26827410
Is that the Naruto copypasta, am I rite?

>>26827410
Copypasta or not, this is 100% correct

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Don't forget your TM 17

>>26827387
She wants your stick to stick inside of her

>>26827449
Submission or protection?

>>26827410
10/10

>>26827462
its protect, they give it to you after the fireworks scene with her, so you can avoid her herpes

>>26827488
What a slut

>>26827410
Couldn't have said it better myself.

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>>26827387
So, cringe thread?

>>26827410
It's the fucking worst when people say you don't like her because she's brown

>>26827410
Ikuze approves your cotorreo.

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>>26827596
I don't know why people insist she's "brown" at all, she's more of a white girl like pic related

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>>26827410

Serena fags on suicide watch

>>26827488
Holy shit I forgot about that

>>26827629
What

>>26827488
What happens if you're playing as a girl? Does she still say the "first time I've watched fireworks with a girl?" That doesn't make a lot of sense, even if she was a shoehorned lesbo. Does some other companion fill her spot or something?

>>26827691
It's one dialogue small line changed iirc, you can check on bulbapedia

>>26827691
Shauna is bi, confirmed by Masuda on his Twitter 2 years ago.

>>26827708
Thanks, I didn't know you could check dialogue on Bulbapedia before.

>>26827691
I think they changed it to "with someone else alone."
Also, female condoms???

>>26827691
>Balcony
"Um… You know… I've never watched fireworks alone with a boy before./I really hope we get to be great friends, <player>…"

Pomfpedia is your friend with quotes.

>>26827712
Link you fucking namefag

>>26827872
>taking anything a namefag says seriously
>Especially that namefag

why haven't you filtered the name and trip out yet? makes /vp/ a much more enjoyable place without faggots like that visible.

>>26827691
/u/ undertones.

>>26827387
She is clingy because she has a tendency to turn people off.

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>>26827625
>>26827596
they're both niggers.

>>26827410
Naruto was pretty much a 9/10 during the first part. The later two parts was were both the budget and the asspulls started coming in. Ignoring the very first chapter. I know it's off-topic but I like to remind everyone that liking Naruto is okay. The first part of it.

>>26828525
Oh she is, but that's not the reason I hate her, and then my opinion is now invalid

>>26828538
It could be your reason, and if it were, that would be a valid reason.
But I admit I read your post wrong. I'm not claiming you've said any of those things. So sorry for that.

>>26827408
>She wants you to have the child of her starter
... Why did it never occur to me thats what the joke was?

Its canon that there's at least a small time-skip after beating the league, but while it seems a bit ridiculous to assume 9 months had passed...
Did she really make a baby with you and then drop it off on your door step

>>26828659
Even better, when you beat her in the rematch on the bridge, she gives you waterfall. You get her juices flowing.

>>26827743
THEY'RE CALLED DENTAL DAMS. I'M A LESBIAN, I SHOULD KNOW.

>>26829004

I miss when it was possible to miss important things like HMs if you didn't take the time to explore, like in the Ice Path in G/S. I think the trend of assuming people won't explore started in Platinum.

>>26827387
Reminded me of this really short petite hispanic girl back in highschool who came off as really clingy and wanted to get into my pants.

Didn't want any of that. She was way too fucking short.

>>26827387
Oh! I just realized, GF didn't get rid of the "asshole" rival. Everyone loves Blue and Silver so much, they decided that you, the player, will be the asshole among your group of friends.

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>>26827449
>TM 17

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>>26828525
>Naruto
>9/10

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>>26827410
>naruto copypasta

>>26828009
I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF YURI UNDERTONES

>>26828525
>I like to remind everyone that liking Naruto is okay.

found the autist

Garbage rival

>>26827387
Her talking animation is twerking while trying to kiss you at the same time

>>26827410
Shauna is Babby's first fucking stereotyped mainstream sell-out garbage autismal mediocre low-budget casual low-powerlevel ADHD hardsubs streamfag hyped spoon-fed otaku-pandering objectively bad aspie haremshit overrated DEEP deconstruction NTR cliche trope-filled generic ANGST mary sue underage escapist self-insert PLOT armor beta MC shonen edgy teenager gratuitous shock-value gore broken-powerlevels moeshit corporate product placement weeaboo kawaii uguu~ fetishist suspension of disbelief random asspulls garbage slutty waifu sakurafish Gainax bouncing fanservice NEET-pandering downs syndrome filler arcs beach onsen vapid 4kids dubbed censored episodes WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS cutout sameface 1-dimensional yaoi fujoshitbait characters shipperfag yuri tsundere fanwank braindead insulting and poorly written rushed and atrocious inconsistent convoluted vocaloid pedoshit last-place-on-sale-charts nolstagia googles grimDERP nico-nico 2ch otaku-pandering suffering porn ahegao face consumerist kiddy casual pretentious failed experimental anti-USA nanking-rape denying trainwreck watered-down plothole-ridden homoshit Evangelion wannabe hollywood rip-off unoriginal yandere RAPE RAPE RAPE lol so randum/b/ xD uninteresting anticlimactic DROPPED shallow haircut character development cancerous butchered DEEN QUALITY 8 frames per second mouthflapping powerpoint slideshow outsourced korean putrid soulless CG animation photoshop-filter backgrounds poorly done adaptation hipster entry-level timeskip forced drama cop-out power of friendship deus ex machina predictable tearjerker TWEEST BONES original shit ending with circlejerking delusional and easily trollable flavor of the month general threads imagedumps tripfaggotry sadpanda.jpg vlcsnap shitkaku 4:3 14 inches CRT Mac monitor arrogant retarded Guy Fawkes mask facebook protests cosplayer dubs-obsessed fanbase that's killing the industry.

>>26827708
Pomf pls

>>26829004
Dont forget when the butler gives you protection at the mansion after the fireworks.

>>26833144
This is kind of true.

>What's her fuckingdeal
FTFY

>>26833211
I'm okay with your list but how can she be a "power of frienship deus ex machina" ? She do nothing, just watch you murdering all the terrorists

>>26827387
She's apart of the worst game

If you're a male trainer, she wants your dick, but is jealous that you spend more time with Serena.