Non-canon stuff that fans believe are canon 2

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>>26811714

>>26812118
kek.

Holy shit nobody cares Richard, stop making those fucking threads. You're just polluting the board.

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>>26812118

>>26813961

Ok.

>>26813961
We're doing this too insult RICHARD, aka stuff in the Pokedex that's not real

>>26814044
No, your presence is not ok. Your threads are as bad as devoted shitposting.

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>>26814047

Everything in the Pokédex is true.

>>26814029
Can it learn grass pledge?

>>26814057

shitposting?

define "shitposting"?

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>>26814070

It learns every move.

Do not reply
Do not encourage
Report and hide

>>26814047
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>26814096

I done no crime here.

>>26814068
Explain >>26811714

Why do you believe the pokedex to be more valid than every other thing in the franchise, including the anime, mangas, TCG, and spinoffs?

>>26814138

Not canon.

>>26814122

dragonair can fly.

>>26814075
Making threads that end up nowhere except in hate posts against you with no interesting discussion whatsoever, that pollute the board and that ruins the mood of anyone who sees it and posts on it.

>>26811714
and people have occasionally seen UFOs fly across the sky
just because someone has seen it, doesn't mean it exists

>>26814138
s-s-shopped! >.<

>>26814155
Pretty canon to me.

>>26814124

Masuda said that Pokémon anime series is a parallel timeline.

Anime series is non-canon.

>>26811714
>Occasionally

As in not consistent enough to use for full on travel or in battle

>>26814176

To you. Not to Game freak.

>>26814182
It is its own canon, its own universe. Anime rules are canon in the anime verse, game rules are canon in the game world, and dex rules are canon in the dex world. That's it.

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>>26811714
Just because it can fly doesn't mean it can carry a person while flying.
The real problem is Yanmega.

>>26814165

Hide the thread.

>>26814206

Yanmega?

>>26811714
>Implying pokedex entries are canon
>Implying cyndaquil is a mouse
>Implying blastoise is a shellfish
>Implying fully grown African elephants

>>26814205

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>>26814252

STOP REPLYING TO RICHARD THREADS
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The shitposters and ass-pained autists that flock to these threads are a hundred times worse than Richard.

I thnk it's neat to see the inconsistencies between the gameplay and the dex. But the underage brigade just can't handle it and creates a cesspool of "muh crabhammer, my canon" posts that are actually the only reason these threads are always shit. /vp/ truly is the easiest board to trigger.

>>26814266
>Implying pokedex predicts the future

>>26814182
>Masuda said that Pokémon anime series is a parallel timeline.
Where?

>>26814281

I'll wait for future Pokédex entries before, I can answer that question.

>>26814274

do you think Game freak need to fix these inconsistencies?

>>26814296

I meant. Parallel world.

>>26814304
Not him, but I don't care whether they do or not.
The difference between lore and gameplay is clear for any non-autist already.

>>26814314
Still, when did he say so?

>>26814068
but they appear every single night, is the moon always full in the games?

STOP REPLYING TO RICHARD THREADS
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>>26811714
Why does /vp/ take Pokedex entries so seriously? It's autistic as fuck.

So how come Oak didn't fucking know Pokemon come from eggs?

>>26814201
gamefreak programmed that though, thats the most cannon thing possible.

>>26814330

Speaking of the movies and consequently the TV show, do the cartoons and the movies and the video games overlap? Is that all one Pokémon world, or are they two separate universes?

Masuda: Basically, it’s the same place. Looking at it as a parallel world, or in some select spots being a parallel world might be more accurate.

Who the fuck is Richard and why are these threads so gay?

>>26814359

do you think that Game freak needs to fix these inconsistencies between game play and Pokédex entries.

>>26814364
Thanks

>provided source when asked
>actually knows the difference between parallel timeline and parallel universe

We need more people like you here

>>26814364
Syntax error: It doesn't say what is being referred to as a parallel world.

>>26814317

I see.

>>26814304
If the dex stats a pokemon can use a move or moves, then I think it'd be neat to change things accordingly. But mostly, I don't think it's necessary. I don't need to see ponyta jumping x amount of feet ingame, etc. The only reason I read the dex is for flavor, and to find out things the game doesn't make readily apparent, so stuff like shuppet being a possessed doll is fun to read. But there's no need to make something like that happen in the game, I'm fine with hatching eggs.

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I don't understand how a single board can be this autistic.

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>>26814356

>>26814380

Your welcome.

I have slow connection.
That's why, it take me so long to reply.

>>26814423
1. Doesn't explain why the fuck he hasn't seen a Pokemon Egg.
2. In the Japanese text, in the original game, the Pokedex where literally notebooks the two kids filled out.
3. If the Pokedex has the data hidden away already inside it, why the fuck does every professor tell you to go out and catch/see all the Pokemon?

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>>26814228
you have to have caught all the pokemon to browse here, son

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>>26814400

Victini would be a imbalance Pokémon.

>>26814442

The Pokédex make data records information automatically after you catch a Pokémon.

>>26814446

I did and I know about it pokédex entry.

>>26814474
Except, you know, in Gen 1, and 2, the Pokedex was literally a book the kids wrote in. And that still means the data is IN THE FUCKING MACHINE from gen 3 on wards.

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>>26814446

>>26814488

Sorry. I don't believe unofficial sources like you.

Liar.

>>26814488
>Except, you know, in Gen 1, and 2, the Pokedex was literally a book the kids wrote in.
Stated where?

>And that still means the data is IN THE FUCKING MACHINE from gen 3 on wards.
That's sort of what he's saying anon

>>26814462
ITS CANOOOOOOON

>>26814552
>>26814530

Stated?
Play gen 1, Red, Green, Blue or Yellow.
The sprites used to portray the Pokedex is a fucking note pad. It's in the fucking game. Right after you bring Oak's sex doll from the Viridian PokeMart.

But you're probably too busy splooging over the fact you're shit posting up /vp/
>>26814552
THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PROFESSORS NEED TO SEND 10 YEAR OLDS OUT TO CATCH THE POKEMON TO 'RECORD THE DATA' IF A SIMPLE BUTTON CAN BE PRESSED AND BLAMMO, THE POKEDEX IS COMPLETE

I love these threads.

>>26814601
>THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PROFESSORS NEED TO SEND 10 YEAR OLDS OUT TO CATCH THE POKEMON TO 'RECORD THE DATA' IF A SIMPLE BUTTON CAN BE PRESSED AND BLAMMO, THE POKEDEX IS COMPLETE

>TO RECORD THE DATA

>RECORD

Now you got me curious...

Does any of the games actually state that you go outside find Pokémon so that data can be *added* to the device? Or merely that data "becomes available" when you catch the Pokémon?

>>26814601
>http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Professor_Oak#Red.2C_Blue_and_Yellow
>"Oh, right! I have a request of you two. On the desk there is my invention, Pokédex! It automatically records data on Pokémon you've seen or caught! It's a hi-tech encyclopedia! <player> and <rival>! Take these with you!

>THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PROFESSORS NEED TO SEND 10 YEAR OLDS OUT TO CATCH THE POKEMON TO 'RECORD THE DATA' IF A SIMPLE BUTTON CAN BE PRESSED AND BLAMMO, THE POKEDEX IS COMPLETE
Pokemon is not a realistic universe anon.
Also, did you even play? You need to catch the mons to record their data and, in-universe, that's not easy to do.

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>>26814601

>>26814639
OPEN. BOOKS. SEE!? SEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

>>26814162
No it can't. If it could, you could fly it in the game.

>>26811714

>flying

>dragonair

>wings

Fuck

Now your making me remember the Pokemon crater online thing where they made a fire, ice and other versions of dragonair with wings

>>26814555

No Pokémon would defeat Victini in Game play. if Game freak fix these inconsistencies between game play and Pokémon lore.

>>26814682

It can.

>>26814682
We see Dragonair flying in Pikachu's Rescue Adventure. Uses those things on the side of its head to fly.

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>>26814680

>>26814700
It can not. That's why it can't use fly. Your inability to understand this is your life has been so shitty.

>>26814712
WHICH MEANS HE PROGRAMED THEIR DATA IN THERE BEFORE HAND, YOU NIGNOGNIGGER

Where do you guys even get the text to make these fakes

someone buy mewtist all the Souls games. Maybe then the lore would finally make sense.

Either that or he's starve to death trying to autistically piece together the most intentionally vague bullshit ever written.

>>26814725
Or that the pokeball reads the mon and give the data to the dex. They're stored digitally inside the balls, after all.

>>26814789
THEN THEY'RE NOT POKEMON AT ALL! THEY'RE BYTES OF DATA IN A DIGITAL WORLD

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>>26814725

No. The Pokédex scans the Pokémon that you capture.

>>26814725
That pic youér replying to doesnt prove what you said at all.

Is misinterpreting screencaps a new /vp/ meme or something? We had some in the last multiverse thread.

>>26814718

It can fly.

>>26814806
>youér
How did you even fuck up this bad?

>>26814847
I'll never get used to this keyboard.

>>26814709
>Pikachu attack the horn

>>26814832
Nice post

>>26814886

Thanks.

>>26814798
Richard can you please just leave us alone.