The second game in the Zarel Escape trilogy is all about trust. Mainly, the trust between the main character, Champ, and 8 other users, trapped in a tier called OU. There's only one way out of this tier: completing a strange, horrifying game called "Nonary game: Funposting Edition".
The rules are simple.
*Affixed to everyone's wrist is a watch, displaying a score (ELO, as it's referred to). *Everyone starts off with 1.3K ELO.
*One person is designated "Champ" at a time.
*"Champ" is given a suggested team of pokemon to use and fight through the OU ladder with.
*Fighting through the OU ladder raises or lowers your ELO if you win or lose a battle: naturally, a better team will increase your chances, and the reverse is true.
*Champ can call new team to ask for a new team after two battles, or new champ to pass the torch.
*You can escape once your ELO reaches 1.9K, through the door marked with the same number.
*This door only opens once, for 9 seconds.
*If your ELO drops to 1K, you die.
There is also the unwritten rule that you must call something new after a few battles, or else you'll be called a fag and impeached.
The game relies on trust.
Can you trust the other users (and vice versa) to ensure you'll get a good team? Can you trust the current champ to stick around and not open the door once his ELO reaches 1.9K? If you suggest a shitmon to the current champ, what's to stop him from doing the same to you and lowering your ELO?
And finally, what's the purpose of this game?
https://a.pomf.cat/uvwcle.txt
http://booru.showderp.com/Tu fui, ego eris.
pepis
Suggester here, use a mega rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389061443
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389063029
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389065636
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389065798
new champ
>>26810876
rectangular why did you post this embarrasing picture
I'll be champ desu desu
Well, I still want my favorite Pokemon in this next run!
Can you guess them?
It'sWhimsicott and Mismagius!
Although, you can only pick one! So pick your favorite!I think they're great! You're great too!
donnel starly
Claydol
BoomBoomv2.5
WE WUZ KLANGZ (Klang) @ Eviolite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Magic Coat
- Shift Gear
- Gear Grind
- Wild Charge
steelix with autotomize
Mew, 1 reply decides 1 move. Items/EVs are up to chimp
>>26810886
taking my trip off haha dont mind me
>>26810890
Champ
>>26810894
>>26810896
>>26810899
>>26810900
>>26810901
>>26810902
Ramp
>>26810903
Crabhammer
>>26810896
I can find several donnels but none are starly
what do
>>26810966
make your dank meme
>>26810966
what happened to lurking before champing
>>26810966
endeavor quick attack and hope for the best
Your all stupids
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389075445
champ is slow edition
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389080028
>specs
remember that time dyxia lost four pokemon to a genwunner's marowak?
>>26811152
that was great
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389082891
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389085758
>mega X
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389086929
fucking team the ash I swear to christ
>>26810615
this is fucking autistic holy shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389089636
haha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389091515
donnel is the real mvp
>>26811294
where
do
you
think
you
are
I think it's time for a new team
donnel aron
karrablast
>>26811028
mega mega weedle
carracista
lumineon
snips
Sloppy Blowjob (bellsprout) @ eject button
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389098483
no blowjohns
Finally a good thread without the presence of roomfag attentiowhores and literally non showderp related people.
>>26811687
plus, hardly any anime
what did he mean by this?
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-389098483
remember this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389117239
after an arduous journey, it is time for a new chimp to rise to the occasion
me or specs exeggutor
me or a good meme
the absolute madfish
Cheap Trick
Mob (Swoobat) @ Red Card
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Charge Beam
- Air Slash
- Psyshock
>>26812006
>>26812008
>two seconds apart
'<_'
Scotteh (Probopass) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Confide
- Defense Curl
- Block
- Rest
nevermind my gf just called i'm gonna go frig her
>>26812025
Good luck living with those zarel evs
>>26812030
me :^)
>>26812028
Literally use this.
>>26812030
. .
>
U
blood totem
skill swap v-create victini for heatran
physical ludicolo
SD
Drain Punch
Waterfall
grass move
reflect type latios
>>26812094
that's latias dummy dum
Chip Away Slacking called Chimp Away
>>26812094
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389124486
>>26812108
thats what i meant ya sperg
>>26812108
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389127295
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389130510
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389133053
The Ignited Wolf: Time to sweep the trash.
Will champ ever recover from this?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389135317
new tim
donnel starly
snips
cheek pouch diggersby
this is nice skill (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Taunt
- Skill Swap
- Roost
one meme man
grovyle
>>26812517
ONE MEME MAN (Togekiss) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Aerial Ace
- Focus Punch
- Extreme Speed
this
Heavyweight champ @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch
lolicott (Whimsicott) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Memento
- Leech Seed
- Moonblast
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389142442
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389144045
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389147114
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389150139
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389152634
new champ
use this
>>26812529
Ebin cade
i can champ for a bit my dudes
Donnel Larvesta
your pokesona
dragon dance lapras
Physical Hydreigon
Ebin Rate
>>26812876
use this
Nasty Plot Mismagius
>>26812941
elaborate
should i skip ebin rate since nobody wants to explain?
>>26813005
Sub,recycle,charge,parabolic charge dedenne with modest nature max HP and special attack and the berry that raises defense
>>26813071
Kee berry
>>26813053
ChocoRat
>>26813053
>>26813071
Thunder
Nuzzle
Charme
Recyle
and >>26813085
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389164398
k den
>>26813097
Retard the berry works when you are hit not when you are at red fucking fag you killed yourself spamming sub
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389168777
pls dont check em
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389169462
opp wasted trips
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389173729
>ash heckles me for no reason whatsoever
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389174147
ok
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389176751
>unironically won the ice badge
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389180530
ash can we be friends again?
how about a GOOD team for a change?
ABSOLUTE FILTH (Whimsicott) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 240 HP / 16 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cotton Guard
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Moonblast
You can move the SpA EVs to Defense if you want.
starmie
Jolteon
the bird 50/50
free pick
Pillow Princess (Meloetta) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Snore
- Thunder Wave / Shadow Ball / Focus Blast / Hidden Power Whatever
Gastly @ Choice Band
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Explosion
-
-
>>26813600
Dubs of truth and besteon for champ.
>>26813582
how about a GOOD champ for a change?
>>26813589
>>26813592
>>26813600
>>26813603
>>26813604
>>26813605
how about a GOOD team for a change?
>>26813603
what bird exactly?
>>26813648
it's a set
The bird 50/50 (Keldeo-Resolute) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quick Guard
- Secret Sword
- Scald
- Icy Wind
>>26813648
50/50
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389185750
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389189003
tfw we cant meme in peace
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389203776
i want my gravestone to read: Fuck you Stallfags
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389207927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TbQNYBl3sw this mix actually slaps dgaf lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389213477
i dont think we can top this guys
lets end this on a high note
the last two battles were something else
new champ
Banana dinosaur or klingklang
tyrantrum
Choice band Shedinja, or if it's already on the team use REMOVE THORN.
Chip Away on Slaking named Chimp Away
or
Skill Togekiss with Extrasensory and Air Slash
or
Worry Seed on a Whimsicott
>>26814513
critdra in honor of champ.
pidgeot
AV wobbuffet
slaking
rampardos
something a newfag would use
>>26814687
might as well have just said "free pick"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389222206
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389224358
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389228015
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389230579
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389234697
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389238130
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389242037
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389245381
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389247721
new team
>InfiniteDusk forfeited.
caterpie
>>26815607
something edgy
Dragonite @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Def
Modest Nature
- Hone Claws
- Hurricane
- Roost
- Blizzard / Fire Blast / Thunder
Choice band geodude named I have 80 Base ATK
choice scarf cobalion with only metal burst
The Maxx (Toxicroak) (M) @ Liechi Berry / Lansat Berry / Salac Berry / Weakness Policy
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Endure
- Cross Chop / Drain Punch
- Sucker Punch
- Poison Jab / Gunk Shot
or
Hawk Hollywood (Hawlucha) @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance / Hone Claws
- High Jump Kick
- Sky Attack
- Last Resort
Trump Cade (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
Adamant Nature
- Trump Card
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389254930
>>26815711
>room doesn't exist
quality match clamp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389257326
he turned on /modjoin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389259417
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389260710
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389262923
Useful Cleric (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Seismic Toss
- Soft-Boiled
- Wish
- Heal Bell
new team
if same champ, banded scatterbug
if new champ, mega absol with the least edgy name (You) can think of
cheeto (Metapod) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Shed Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
- Iron Defense
- Electroweb
- String Shot
- Bug Bite
boostan jr. (Togetic) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ancient Power
- Roost
- Heal Bell
- Baton Pass
>>26816124
Trump Cade (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
Adamant Nature
- Trump Card
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
shrekle
hoge
donnel rhyhorn
holy shit is all champs NFEs?
>>26816150
no but this champ in particular is bad so we give him shitmons in hopes that he goes away
>>26816133
>Trump Card only attacking move (special)
>ADAMANT
>>26816168
that's the point
>>26816168
suggester is always right :)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389269656
>>26816168
>expecting sense from neoderp
>>26816168
>thinks i want champ to have a good mon
kek
post pictures of champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389272022
>>26816258
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389273072
champ til i win
>>26816286
but hes cute :3
>>26816294
>>26816318
It's not truly homosexuality if the balls don't touch.
>>26816318
theory: there are more than one gender
>>26816351
fact: there *is more than one gender
>>26816362
theory: there are more than two genders
>>26816372
fact: no
fact: I love benises inside of me!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389278173
this is the one
should i impeach?
c:
>>26816457
please
new chimp
me or a dog with choice specs
I'm in it to win it and potentially lose my mind.
mega absol with the least edgy name (You) can think of
ultimate shitmon is dyxia
otherwise, nasty plot crobat
double edge honchkrow named InfiniteDusk
cheeky rat
BIG BLACK HAWK (Hawlucha)
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 24 HP / 252 Atk / 232 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- High Jump Kick
- Acrobatics
- Taunt
hoge
if hoge in the team, use BOOSTAN ROOSTAN
Banded Dog
>>26816616
make this shiny so it's actually black tb.h
also while you're there make it rhyperior
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389285605
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389286394
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389287228
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389287355
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389289001
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389289833
checkem
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389291397
what a hog
new tem
blood totem
eviolite piloswine
your favorite eeveelution
reversal haxorus
vapegod (Infernape) @ Life Orb
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 92 Atk / 164 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Close Combat
- Flare Blitz
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]
float goat for a sexy champ like this one :-)
a jynx named bob the drag queen
I suggest any pokemon resembling a Dong
Sailor Tsundere (Sylveon) (F) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Return
- Quick Attack
- Rest
>>26816888
>>26816889
>>26816890
how embarrassing!
>>26816902
at least they didn't post anime
>>26816907
you say "at least"; however, i believe that you meant to say "also". i forgive you nonetheless!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389293789
>>26816918
>tumblr AND anime
>>26816932
>tfw slower than champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389295191
>>26816933
>says the mobileposter
define: irony
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389296332
>>26816933
>hating anime on 4chan
red.dit might be more your speed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389299011
new meme wrangler
Any pokemon that is food related.
free balloon day
dunsparce named funsparce
mastermite
stall wombat 4 (Blissey) (F)
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Wish
- Protect
- Soft-Boiled
- Heal Bell
>>26817165
change (F) to (M) as a prank
>>26817155
t.n. this means new champ
>>26817165
>>26817185
ok but stop tripfagging
Agility Empoleon
free balloon day (espeon, only knows trick, item: air balloon)
Boom Boom if evens
wew if odds
>>26817158
>>26817159
>>26817162
>>26817163
>>26817165
>>26817193
>blowing your load this early
sure is summer in here
ok me but no shitmons
max hp and special defense assault vest tornadus-t
im not claiming but hi :D
Bailamos! (Ludicolo) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
-Teeter Dance
-Rain Dance
-Swords Dance
-Waterfall
Use a Hypno
Free Fairy named im gay
>>26817209
alomola
FREE BALLOON DAY!
a jynx named bob the drag queen
max hp and special defense assault vest anything with regenerator besides tornadus-t
stall wombat 4 (Blissey) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Wish
- Protect
- Soft-Boiled
- Heal Bell
LOL jk fags
>>26817209 camp
>>26817211 epic
>>26817214 Maxx desu
>>26817216 eh
>>26817219 ehhh
>>26817221 nice
>>26817222 trips
look at this funny image ive found on the web
fuck me harder anons
why does nobody want to champ after me
it'll be okay
>>26817274
nobody wants your shitted mons
>>26817252
ok but check this one i think it's cooler and funnier that the one you posted
balk fetus
>>26817286
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHABABABABABAGA
;',-)
me or hellfrog
>>26817274
nigga you had a 7 win streak w/ 11:1 win loss ratio
how could any champ compete?
someone claim or else i post men (im a heterosexual female so its ok)
>>26817307
>free balloon day
>>26817310
put your trip back on champ
hey guys i just made this mon
do you think it can beat smogon teams
chris webber (spinarak) @eviolite
252 hp/ 252 def
electroweb
spider web
sticky web
bounce
rate, i think it hard counters landorus
>>26817323
i would but im locked
>>26817323
are you in london
>>26817323
LONDON
>>26817331
holy shit you cracked the code nigga
someone claim or im gonna blogpost webms i found on /gif/ylyl
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466441516094.webm
>>26817344
be my gf (male)
>>26817354
okay
>>26817353
howd you get that video of me?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389305903
calm down you fags
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389306346
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466443264414.webm
me on the left
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389308169
>>26817490
I fucking died at the end
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389310388
fucking blaze it
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466444582921.webm
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389311092
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466445263117.webm
>it's dick o'clock
>>26817568
gayest thing i've watched all day
>>26817641
gayest thing i've watched all day
>>26817663
grayest thing i've watched all day
>>26817666
this is actually the gayest thing you will watch
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466449618977.webm
new champ, I had fun
ME
Articuno
pepis
use a sceptile
specs weedle
>>26817711
poopymon
muk - black sludge
stockpile
mean look
rest
sleep talk
snips
free balloon day
aa
>>26817711
actually checked
also use pepis
>>26817717
is pepis a specific set or is it just any pepis
>>26817724
NOOOOO
>>26817734
any mon called pepis
>>26817722
Champ you can use Acid Armor instead of Stockpile if you'd like.
>>26817739
this meme is great
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466450485197.webm
>>26817734
its any pepis
>>26817709
thank fuck, lmao
>I had fun
dont kid yourself, kid
>>26817766
don't make me pm you on showdown, nurusu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389317993
joine me
>>26817796
>>26817796
free balloon day
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389325989
new team
noctowl
free balloon day
espeon
only trick and celebrate
air balloon
>>26818197
pinsir
Free pick named after whatever meat you're eating
scarf on a poke with less than 50 speed
haxing togekiss
>>26818197
poopymon - muk shiny
acid armor
mean look
rest
sleep talk
>>26818201
YES
YES
YES
I DID IT
YES
>>26818206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
slow
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389332640
sorry i was making sandwiches
>>26817786
my dick
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389334259
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389335655
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389337016
>>26818472
wrong thread retard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389337945
>insult moderator
>suddenly getting the worst possible rng rolls on a regular basis
wow I wonder if this turn of events has anything to do with the liberal ideals that this simulator is run with
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389340086
Charizard is not a dragon you fucking quintuple nigger
new persone
>>26818742
me
shellsmash clampearl
only explosion voltorb holding charizardite y named bombe
Typhlosion with Smoke Screen and MudSlap
>>26818775
poopymon
muk
acid armor
mean look
rest
sleep talk
Anything with only dance moves named ITG >>> DDR
Thugtrio (Dugtrio) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Arena Trap
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Sucker Punch
- Stone Edge
- Hone Claws
this is my first time champing please do not bully or heckle me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389343704
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389345034
>>26818953
this champ is banned give me pokemons
>>26818963
banned
ditto
>>26818963
free mega
>>26818963
choice specs keldeo
>>26818963
your favorite second stage starter
>>26818963
spex weedle
every kill evolve
>>26818963
anus
>>26818990
>>26818996
>>26819003
>>26819008
have memes gone too far?
>>26818963
>colbanana: booster i will break every one of your limbs
a rhydon
a cutemon cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
>>26818963
mega beedrill with only poison sting and harden
this is awfule new champieons
me perchance
the mon you think best represents Azerbaijan
Free pick with a move that has "Attack" in the name. Call it "Lak Attack"
>>26819039
ninjask
>>26819039
mega gallade named no more gays
>>26819039
a pokemon named booblack
snips
can one of you stupid assholes make a new fucking thread
hey guys
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-389348442