ITT: Inanimate items and artifacts that could be Pokemon Post

>>26799631
Reminds me of those tree things in Animal Crossing.

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>>26799637
It is because Gyroids are based on Haniwa statues.

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>>26799662
I'd be fine with a pokemon that's literally just a gyroid desu.

>>26799637
That's because the gyroids are based on those. They're ancient Japanese pottery found at burial sites. Yeah, Animal Crossing is full of graves you dig up.

>>26799662
And Cactuar (Final Fantasy) and Cappy (Kirby). These statues have been present in several games.

>>26799683
Pretty sure they were enemies in Okami too, when you go back in time.

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Maybe some kind of terracotta soldier thing?

>>26799707
> Ground/Fighting Terracotta soldier Pokemon

That would be great. This typing isn't exists.

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>>26799631

>>26799763
The fuck's that?

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>>26799734
Maybe there could be some kind of crab that uses it as a shell. And the evolution would use the Kaiser helmet.

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>>26799768

>>26799763
Yeah, I'm sure they wouldn't get shit for having a nuclear disaster pokémon in a Japanese game for children.

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>>26799783
That's an excellent idea. I like it.

>>26799734
>nazi pokémon
I can't possibly see how this would upset parents.

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>>26799819
It isn't like they haven't had Nazi Pokemon before.

>>26799847
Ebic maymay, broheim.

>>26799847
And soccer moms everywhere lost their fucking minds about it.

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>>26799763
>>26799784

>>26799819
Fair enough but, maybe a good design will overshadow the helmet's reputation.

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water/steel with scald

>>26799861
I don't think anybody even noticed the resemblance until GF self-censored it in Europe.

>>26799784
So Poison/Rock Muk mega.

>>26799894
This is a solid idea. Or combine it with an animal. I could go for an elephant kettle.

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>>26799768
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/the-elephant-foot-of-the-chernobyl-disaster-1986/

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We need a pirate pokemon

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>>26799935
It's funny because this guy is ded

>>26799998
>pirates are inanimate objects

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>>26799998
> Inanimate items
> Pirate

>>26800010
They are when they're dead.
Skeleton pirate pokemon when?

>>26799707
>>26799728
See this >>26792036

As far as inanimate objects there's also
Glove trickster
>>26795224
Mirror
>>26796443
Tiki
>>26792099
Factory or generator of some kind
>>26793730
>>26793592
I'd be interested to see another pokemon like Aegislash to be honest.

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>>26800009
>In May of 1986, construction began on the sarcophagus—a gigantic concrete enclosure built to seal off the radiation from the outside world.
>All of the fire fighters and people who worked in building the sarcophagus died around a year or so after the event.

Fireworks. Starts out as a Fire type firecracker, evolves into a Fire/Flying rocket.

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>>26800010
>>26800026
Pop-up Pirate then

Japan fucking loves Pop-up Pirate

>>26800089
This is true.

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>>26799819
>Hur every Stahlhelm is Nazi

>>26800118
Yes, and?

>>26799908
Make it a literal elephant

>>26799894
>>26799922
Reminds me of how Tepig starts off as a teacup (pig) and becomes a pot(-bellied pig) by Emboar, with the shapes of their black pelts as vague references to teacups and pots. It's why Emboar learns Scald in the first place, right?

>>26800177
Stahlhelms actually started out during WWI, before the whole Nazi thing.

>>26800229
As if parents would care. I bet you're one of those "actually, the swastika is technically not really a nazi symbol" dumdums.

>>26800192
>Tepig starts off as a teacup
This is the dumbest thing I've heard in a long time.

>>26800254
considering they had swastikas on pokemon cards.......... sure, let people get offended for no real reason. life is better that way :)

>>26800192
>make it a literal elephant
I like this, but made of concrete or something. Or go full digimon and have it be poison ghost or something and be ele skele covered in molten metal ordebris.
>turns into a pot bellied pig
Nigga u what? Emboar is a boar, this us some weird reaching you got going.

>>26799707

Fund it.

What's even the point in inanimate object being pokemon?
they're just a strange portrayal of something we have in maky cases all over the world that just happens to habve something weird sant particular about them
like, the teru teru boso that castorm is, thats just a sheet of ghots and everyone has ghosts like that
and the thing in opspic what's that, its like that claydol but no, bucuts it's pretty mufv the same thign and its uts a reorderingofd the fidderent things that make stithngs what they are withs wery fffsed diggedrent thingfstt
aretgere anta pokemon that are basxtred ion inaasnimate objevts that GFmade up themselfces or are they all just something from the resaal?

>>26799728
Terrakion

>>26801895
Rock/Fighting

>>26801876
Are you having a stroke?

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>>26801876
my english is not very good, but it is grotesque.

>>26799631
My attempt. It might be too much of "my mom's Hinawa statue" though.

Rock/Ghost type.

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>>26799631
Shit forgot image

Rock/Ghost type

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>>26799631
I call for a tamagotchi pokemon. Literally a keychain with a pokemon in it that can somehow attack.

>>26799819
>the stahlhelm has been around since the middleages but hurr ebil nazis

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>>26799763
>>26799784
My attempt. A pure Poison legendary. Legends say anyone who sees it soon disappears.

Will clean up and color soon.

>>26802241
Looks like mammoth graveyard from yugioh.

>>26802327
Eh

>>26802327
Came here to post this, literally my mom's mammoth graveyard

>>26802327
Not really. The only similarity is that they're skeletons, but this one's got ooze and shit in it. Mammoth graveyard is literally just a mammoth skeleton

>>26802327
>yuhioh

Poor unfortunate soul. You never got Lion King as a kid?

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>>26802241
>>26802715
>>26802327
Thought on the colors? Not sure whether to get the point across that it's a poison type or make it more accurate to the real life sludge from Chernobyl.

Also I tried to make it Kanto-esqe due to the mass numbers of Poison types from Kanto.

>>26802773
Thanks doc
Seems a bit busy with the ribs, but it's not a bad design

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>>26802137
>Literally a keychain with a pokemon in it that can somehow attack.

>>26802773
Creepy. I like it.

>>26802904
Thanks!

How can I make the ribs better?

>>26803156
Thanks!

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>>26799734
Snapping turtle + Stahlhelm.

>>26803679
Literally a buzzy beetle

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these could pass as gen 1

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>>26801876

>>26803774
gen 5/6*

>>26801991
>>26802007
>>26803799
shuedp up uim allowd ito get dderukn ain't i?
fuckc you"! anf youdsafd teuls

What about a Pokemon that starts out as a door, then evolves into a house before evolving into a mansion?

It could be a ghost type that purposely deceives people so they can't capture it.

Have it like snorlax where there's this one area with hella doors and like half of them are just that Pokemon disguising himself as that.

Fuck it, rug Pokemon

First an area rug, then a full on carpet.

There could be a whole house dedicated to housing Pokemon that look just like household objects to fuck with you

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>>26802137
My attempt.

"This Pokemon was created after the success of Porygon. It is the modern world's second artificially created Pokemon, and was created to give children an easy Pokemon to take care of. It lives inside a virtual world."

Electric/Normal type.

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>>26799631
Nekkoala is literally holding one of those. It'll probably turn into something tiki-related, though.

>>26804282
Oh shit, I never thought of it that way. That'd be pretty cool. However, I think they're just meant to be spots on the log to add detail so that it doesn't just look like a drum.

>>26804261
Ew.

>>26804362
How?

>>26804378
Wat

>>26804389
How is it "ew"? It's just a PokeWalker with a new mon in it

>>26799631

these are old fucking japanese tomb sculptures, they are sill really respected. These won't happen.

>>26804507
yet >>26799662 happened

>>26802773
god tier

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>>26802773
Alternate colors

>>26805998
Thanks!

>>26806017
Like these colors a lot more, the green you chose is a bit too vibrant.

I think green would suit the goop a bit better though, maybe if you played around with green a bit.

Anyway, you drew a really fucking awesome design, I wish it was real.

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An intricate samurai helmet, and underneath. a simplistic grasshopper.

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I was thinking about a scythe Pokemon and only thought of Scyther, but do we actually have a Pokemon that represents the concept of death itself?

>>26807142
Yveltal is supposed too I think

atomic bombs.

little boy > fat man > tsar bomba

>>26807142
Yveltal is the concept
Dusknoir is the reaper
Sycther is a scythe

Along those lines though a poison pokemon based on the black death would be interesting

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>>26807170
plague bird was a disappointment

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eh?

>>26807336
Claydol dude

>>26807336
Literally a digimon

>>26807336
Claydol says hi.