Things NPCs say

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>>26782276

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>>26782281

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>>26782294

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>>26782306

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>>26782294
>l-lewd

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>>26782319

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>>26782354

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>>26782276
The best places to get stuff are battle facilities

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>>26782386

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>people are only posting Gen 4 shots
>when gen 3 and lower had better quotes

>>26782397
where?

No pic but "I swallow sludge to transform myself"

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>>26782276
One NPC that catches me off guard every playthrough is the Swimmer south of Fuchsia that shouts "Wait! You'll have a heart attack!"

>>26782365
That's like the most sensible thing any NPC trainer has said in any game ever. No bullshit backstory about their christmas gift Goldeen or anything. Just straight up "I suck, time to train."

>>26782411
Black Tower in Black 2

>>26782408
There's some Gen V stuff to, but yeah. Emerald and BW/BW2's facilities have the best people. Hoenn is filled with perverts and Unova is filled with depressed people and psychopaths.

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Get it?
Because his left ear is next to the lava!

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>>26782442
People in Hoenn are weird man.

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>>26782444
That got a chuckle out of me trips.

>>26782458
I hate this bastard and his legendary pokemon.

Going to the Battle Subway. It's always my fav facility for NPCs. Will post anything good.

>>26782324
I don't get why you get so triggered at this. What if it was intentional? What if it was intentional? Who gives a fuck besides you?

>>26782441
>>26782473
Golden

>>26782335
The people who seem depressed are always the people who take me by surprise

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>>26782459
I remember being barely awake when this kid came up to me spouting this shit.
I didn't even know cockney rhyming slang was a thing.

>>26782616
I and your mom, who is currently riding my cock, give a fuck you autistic faggot.

>>26782616
They werent triggered at all, they were calling the pic they replied to lewd.

There's a lot of legit things to be mad at to get up in arms on what anons do on an anonymous chinese web forum about a korean franchise about battling pocket aliens.

>>26782442
That's pretty much equal to Japan and America

>>26782638
what the fuck is this shit

>>26782459
Even phone editors come with a crop and rotate image tool anon.

>>26783126
This one's fake.

>>26783212
It's edited to fit the entire text in the box but it's not fake.

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>There are people here right now who aren't from yes

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>>26782426
Don't worry, I've got you covered

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Personal fave

>>26783292
I wish they brought back Charles and his bike

>>26783089
Name that Pokemon!

10/10 thread

That fisherman in Dewford Town whose entire dialogue is about needing to take a shit.

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>>26782531

man i love this thread

>>26783401
i need to see this

>>26783321
Shit, meant for >>26783306

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I'm surprised no one's posted Tauros Guy

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>>26783373
I meant give examples based on our opinions.

>>26783693
holy shit

>>26782667
>Even phone editors come with a crop and rotate image tool anon
Fuck me, I rotated the image once and it became Australia

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lols

>>26782294
it's in her hair

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>How do you prefer them, long or short?
>Long
>Short
>Er... What are we talkin' about?

>>26783808
>>26783817
>>26783835
What the actual fuck.

>>26783858
lol

>>26783860
fairy girl is weird as fuck

>>26783853
oh...

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>In battle, and not only in battle, the longer the better!

>>26782324
asspull: karate girls ware called blackbelts in japan.

>>26783873
keke, c'est drol a lire ca

>>26783329
>>26783373
probably nidoqueen, i think she had nidorans

>>26783837
>>26783850
>>26783909
>spam

good thread

>>26784631
good post

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>>26783860

>>26783875
No, they aren't and there is no class called Karate Girl, it's Battle Girl in both English and Japanese versions. The corresponding Japanese line refers to Karate King, the equivalent of the all male Black Belt class.

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>>26783568

>>26782640
Back to school.

>>26782459
>little girl who is secretly a sadist
Such a shitty trope. I fucking hate it so much because it's never really a surprise or funny.

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>>26785852
>it's never really a surprise or funny.
Maybe not, but it sure is hot.

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>>26785852
they are not cruel, just spoiled and want everything to go their way.

also fuck you i was a kid and lots of stuff ware funny.

>>26783329
Tepig

>>26783321
Charles deserve to be reocuring character

>>26783306
Charles making me think he was into guys. Truly a heartbreaker.

>>26783873
"Plus c'est long, plus c'est bon" is an excellent one!

This was a good thread OP!

>>26786262
This guy knows what's up.

>>26782444
This made me giggle

>>26782444
Gen 3 was on point.

>>26782441
that can't be real

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>>26783306
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>>26785881
I want Bonnie to have control over my orgasms

>>26786346
they omited the part where he refers to their berry juice. he drank his pokemon held items.

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Sorry, I had to share.

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WRRROOOOOOAAAAR

>>26786666
Fuck Wallace, Briney should have been the champion in Emerald.

>>26782397
I swear to god i think i actually found the sister in one of the upper levels.

She's a school girl and mentions how she came in with her sister and she wants to get strong like her sister.

She doesn't seem scared at all, it was really just child curiousity, must've wondered off from the sister.

>>26782531
Dont have pic but i remember coming acfoss a parasol lady moping really sadly aboit a heartbreak.

After you defeat her she says somehhing like "Why won't the rain in my heart stop?" Ate me up hearing that

>>26785089
Holy shit, I like this girl

>>26786262
>>26786418
I don't get it.

>>26782490
Deep

>>26786706
What's not to get?
He's going to enjoy an egg

i hope u have a cute and comfy day, anons and i hope u enjoy an egg too

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>>26786908

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>>26786914
I saved those off /vp/ tough.

>>26785893
>I was a kid in 2013

>>26786934
>only knowing the 2013 ones
You have to be an adult to post here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looney_Tunes#1970.E2.80.931999

>>26783292
>anon visits the Unova Region

>>26786991
Reddit pls go

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>>26786991
>>>/trash/

>>26786994
>>26787002
kek/10

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>>26786994
>>26787002
wow, reddit actually left

>>26786991
What did I miss?

test

>>26787450
>testing your ban evesion worked
jk. what did you test anon?

lol. the moderators were so asspained that they actually removed my posts.

>go back to le reddit normie, reeeee
>we are legio n. we do not fo rgive. we do not forge t . expec t us.

>>26787470
cry more reddit

>>26787482
>normies leave reeeeee

>>26787503
REEEEEEEEEEEE

http://dagobah.net/flash/mudah.swf

why are you here anyway? what did you come to 4chan for?

>>26787534
I was browsing 4chan back when you were still in elementary school.

>>26787545
4chan existed before 1999?
its nice you found your place in sociaty. stay there.

>>26787565
It's saturday morning and I'm arguing with some random asshole on 4chan's pokemon board. Do you really think I have a place in society?

>>26787576
depends. would you rather be on reddit right now?

>>26783835
Words to live by.

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>>26787712

>>26786683
Who says he isn't the ex-champ eh?

Somebody post I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

>>26789887
just crop from

>>26783263

>>26786988
>gets shot

Just beat Platinum. In the Route after Fight Area, an NPC female compliments your Pokémon for being so muscley, and she swoons over them.

Thought it was funny, and I guess this was the Gen where they pushed the whole "Poképhilia is awwwwwrite!" stuff.

The funny part is that I was using Torterra and Gastrodon. Not sure how she would fuck them if she tried.

>>26790378
Getting fucked by a Torterra...she'd have one hell of a ride.

>>26790378
Oh yeah. There's porn out there of girls being fucked by slugs. It's not hard to find.

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>>26790432
Gastropods are usually hermaphrodites. So that means that that girl would be into futas.

>>26782458
>Sucka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

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dude

woah

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>>26790880

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This is one of my favourites.

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>>26782638
Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EoLTC0SdY

>>26790927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

>>26783693
I ran into this guy the other day couldn't stop laughing. He's like /vp/ the trainer

>>26790927
JESUS

why are the emerald ones in the battle frontier so weird? not complaining

>>26791396
They are all made up of the words you can use in mail or the Dewford trendy phrase.

>>26791135
I wonder what a Tauros's main smells like haha

>>26791457
haha

>>26790873

no way this actually happened

>>26792104
It did and that's the watered-down version

>>26792104
No, it's for real. I don't know if it was kept in the english games but there was a daycaretaker that was a trap too

>>26792106

what's the non-watered-down version??

QUUUAAAAAAADDDS
>>26786666

>>26790924
Is she a cutie?
It's hard to tell from just a sprite.

>>26792118
Full-on penetration

>>26790858
deep

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>>26792977

>>26793253
I'd become an adult with her.

>>26791125
Which one is saying that? The woman or the daddy?

>>26783693
classic

>>26793632
I think they both each say a line

>>26793941
>look
If her legs are sore, shouldn't I be giving her a massage?

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>>26789506

I wonder how they do the battle facility lines.
Do they just translate them straight up, or do they pass a memo around the office and let the the staff put any random shit in there?

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>>26795078
DIO?

Which region had the trashiest NPCs?

>>26795976
Johto.

>>26786683
I never knew how badly I needed this, but holy shit I do.

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>>26786920

>>26796433
Whats the matter? blaming someone for being a troll just isn't effective anymore?

>>26796989
.... not very effective

>>26790927
is this an NPC or a player-set message?

Does anyone have a screencap of the team flare guy that shouts "IT'S HAPPENING!" Fucking /pol/ memes in pokemon.

>>26797274
I wonder how many members of the translation team browse 4chan

>>26783858
>>26783873
hy frenchanon, I've been meaaning to ask someone fro a long time, howdoes X/Y's french translation compare to the top-tier gen V translation?

>>26797274
>>26797314
>thinking someone saying "IT'S HAPPENING!" is automatically a /pol/ meme

End yourselves

>>26797207
I want to be taught how hard it is to be a trainer..

>>26782386

That's because Gamefreak knows kids won't get too far in them. That's why in the Maison, they don't get funny unless you're doing super battles.

>>26795976
In what way? Because it's established that Hoenn is perverts, Unova is psycos and depressed people and Kalos is filled with people that are full of themself.

>>26796247
Elaborate?

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>>26799622
I can bitch about the Maison all day long, but they sure are consistent with their comedy gold dialogue

>>26790858
that's my fetish

>>26792115
do you have a picture of that conversation?

>>26799372
Are you new?

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GAMEFREAK THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>26801743
Damn son, that's edgy.

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>>26785135

>>26799636
>Elaborate?

Most of them are hicks.

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social commentary in Pokemon games? say it ain't so

>>26786230
I like this post.

>>26797634
(I am not this anon) but in my opinion, it was amazing. Tons of GEEK cultural, humour and good translation.

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The "deep" ones that come off as almost childish are the ones that get me.

http://upokecenter.dreamhosters.com/articles/pokemon-video-games/pokemon-ruby-and-sapphire/pokemon-emerald/pokemon-emerald-battle-frontier-and-battle-tents/pokemon-emerald-battle-frontier-trainers/

>>26783292
Relevant for Statians and their fucked up tipping culture

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I don't know why I love this guy, but I do

I don't remember the exact wording but in Anistar
>wow this sundial wasn't made by humans! It must've been made by a legendary Pokemon

In the Hotel in Cylage city I think?
>I'm from a faraway region, you'll find out more soon

Why haven't people been talking about these?

>>26805011
That second NPC gives you the totem poll item thingy. It was just a tease that the next Region would be Hawaii inspired, is all.

Seriously went over peoples heads though, people still speculate about that "mystery" to this day.

As for the first one, I don't know, but seeing as Mega Stones came from space, I will guess that this NPC is wrong, and that it's just a big space rock. Not the only NPC in X/Y that feeds you misinformation about Mega Evolution. One NPC speculates that Mega-Aerodactyl is it's "Primal" form from before its fossilization. However "Primal" forms became an actual thing in OR/AS, and did not include Aerodactyl. Was possibly just teasing the concept of Primal reversion, but the NPC himself was definitely incorrect.

>>26801743
holy shit this is morbid

>>26804738
Huh.

Do they have this for every facility?

>>26803210
This is too meta

>>26804065
>Gen 6 storytelling

>>26804738
IT’S WAY TOO HOT HERE
I AM ABOUT TO OVERHEAT
PLEASE I NEED SOME WATER

these are fucking great

Female Skater from ORAS Battle Maison:
>Lots of the metal fixtures on my skates broke, and I’ve been stuck wearing them for close to four years now.
>Won’t they stink since they’ve been on my feet this whole time? I even wear them in the bath!

>>26804738

>BUG POKéMON MAKE ME FEELING LOVEY-DOVEY

what did he mean by this?

>>26806444
He wants to fug a bug

>>26806484
But bugs are for hug and snug, not fug

>>26806493
Das why he wants to do it. It is a taboo.

>>26790924
>>26790880
>>26790873
Jesus Christ, why is it that everyone who went on the ferris wheel with you always said the most fucked up shit?

I recall there being an NPC in celadon city complaining about his girlfriend bringing her little brother along to some hotel, implying he wanted to fuck her shit out.

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>>26806937

Are You talking about this?

>>26806985
Yes, that's it.

>>26806997

Good to know.

>>26807013
At least it isn't blood doping.

>>26807020

Lol.

>>26807041
I would've looked at her...

>>26807143
I don't blame you.

This is a good thread, bump.

>>26805010
>love this guy
>FR/LG
>gambler class is now Gamer
>rambling gaming dude
>my heart weeps
>Playing Yellow on 3DS
>I'm a rambling, gambling dude!
>now they are tears of joy

>>26810946
Thats disturbing

>>26810975

In Pokémon Earth.

It is not.

>>26806133
this was in the original R/S/E ya ding-dong

>>26801743
Jesus christ

>>26810975
Normie detected

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A Kalos person moved to Johto confirmed

cunt.

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>>26811929
>normie
kys