Waifu thread

>>26760219
I refuse to believe that dumbfuck can dress himself.

>>26760246
Someone can always help him :^)

>>26760260
Masuda faces were hilarious, the porn and scat were meh

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>Gardevoir or liligant
VP help me i love them both, what i should choose, gardevoir or liligant?

i made vote for that
http://www.strawpoll.me/10497978

>>26760359
Holy shit, you're more common and autistic than fucking tailsposters.

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>>26760372
> calling Someone autistic more than tailposter cus he prefers as waifu pokemon looking like women.

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>>26760219
Absol is my waifu

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waifu GREAT taste is coming this thread!

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MY HUSBANDO IS NOT A CROSSDRESSER

>>26760626
He can always pretend to be his sister if shes unavailble for the night

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Nothing can beat this.

>>26760696
Hoo is she?

>>26760702
The queen of /vp/.

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>>26760219
Can anything beat Machoke as best husbando?

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Best waifu is crab-bat waifu

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>>26760754
Probably not.

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Best husbando coming through

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>>26761150
Nah nah nah, you got it all wrong! Best waifu is machoke!

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I wish there were images with it wearing clothes.

>>26760219
>>26760241
>>26760475
>>26760626
>>26761125

>not the superior female eonfu

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>>26760219
Too qt

>>26762333
What can I say, some people prefer dragon plane dick to dragon plane pussy.

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I have many waifumons, this is just one of the many I have. I can post a list of all of them if you'd like?

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>>26762333
>superior
that's where you're wrong

>>26762377
>Dont ever talk to me or my daughter again

>>26762377
it's fine anon, no need to ask if you want to share them

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i want to hug

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Just now realizing how fucking gay everyone is.

>>26764693
>just now

how new ?

>>26764703
Been here since 09. Haven't touched waifu/husband of threads.

>>26764693
I'm gay

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>>26764693
>just now

>>26764766
Nice turtle dad

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>>26762377

I'm glad I'm not alone

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>>26764816
ye

>>26762377
Sharing it anyway.
Garchomp, Zangoose, Floatzel, Lucario, Froslass, Delphox, Typhlosion, Weavile, Serperior, Charizard, Zoroark, Cresselia, Meowstic, and Latias.

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>tfw you can't tell if your husbando being a cakeboi is a good thing or not.

>>26764743
>09

Nice meme newfag

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>>26762333
trips are truth

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>>26760359
Ok vote end.
Gardevoir (Classic waifu) - 5 votes
Liligant (Petal Waifu) - 4

Ok so it is choosen, gardevoir is my waifu

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>>26762377
Garchomp is best waifu.

>>26766136
not for me

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I like them both.

>>26766136
Why did I laugh so much at the pic with Garchomp barking at Silver?

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>>26766136
Agreed.

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>>26766136
Your Garchomp is a husbando though. Female Garchomps have a cleft fin.

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Best Husbando

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Best fox waifu

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>>26767235
Oops. Should have looked that up before I posted it. So casual of me.
In exchange, here's my Husbando.

>>26767235
Tyranitar will never tide up your room_______________________

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>>26764980
Great taste anon

>>26767600
Maid Sableye
I... I didn't know I needed this.

Well, didn't we confirm that Aggron is the best husbando pokemon a while back?

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>>26767600
That's some good taste you have there, anon.

But I think I'd prefer something a with little more... "bite" to it.

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>>26761150
I wish he'd draw more Gliscor tummy.

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>>26767888
Those trips don't lie, Gliscor needs more love

>>26768130
Lying trips are very common.

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>>26768179
She's surprisingly small. At least she's at the right size to be a perfect waifu

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Claimed~

>>26768744
Anon, is that your waifu or husbando?

>>26768850
Both ;3

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>>26767235
that's the males

>>26768883
Kinky

>>26767235
Holy shit, I never knew Tyranitar was so fucking cute.

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>>26769030
Tyranitar is super cute

>>26769127
Fuck me, now I want to use a girl Tyranitar competitively. No mega of course.

>>26769152
I do that.

Though she isn't a maid or some shit, I imagined her as one of those shy mechanic-type personalities.

>Being attracted to what are basically more intelligent animals with super powers

You're like furries except you don't dress up and go to conventions.

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>>26769184
Thanks?

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>>26769179
Not a maid? How about as a wife?

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>>26769184
sounds good to me

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>>26769184
So we get to have a fetish without 70% of the degeneracy? sounds like a sweet deal to me

>>26769127
>>26767235
>tyranitar
>maid

have fun having sand everywhere.

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>no serperiors

I'm disappointed with you guys

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>>26769562
She's great, but WAY too mainstream

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>>26769462
I will, Anon.

>>26769588
More mainstream than garchomp. latias, roserade, lilligant, Gliscor, and gardevoir?

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>>26769686
>Gliscor
>Mainstream
Thanks for the compliment, but she's not as loved as you might think. Also, I thought we were going by the last threads thing of being non-mainstream she still is as mainstream or more than those you mentioned

>>26769686
Vorefags love any and all snakes.
Serperior gets bonus points for being a starter.

>>26769743
>vorefags

please don't remind me

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>>26769686
I am 100% sure that garchomp is not a mainstream waifu

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>>26769743
>>26769754
>tfw I love sneks but can't stand vore
Should I just give up and get another waifu?

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>>26769791
>Giving up on your waifu

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>>26764980
amazing taste

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>>26769990
>anthro

>>26770006

>having standards in a "pokemon waifu" thread

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>>26769990
>anthro

>>26769990
DELET THIS

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>>26770108
Well excuse me for not wanting to go full furfag

>>26769811
I really don't want to anon, but it's putting a strain on our relationship. I'm thinking it might be best for both of us to part ways.

>>26770156
So you prefer full beastiality instead?

>>26770220
>implying pokemon are animals

>>26770252
>implying most pokemon aren't based on animals

>>26770291
>Implying half of the suggested waifus up to now are animalistic enought to be considered bestiality territory
>including garchomp, tyranitar, gliscor, scizor, sableye, mawile, the lati@s and others

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I take her everywhere with me.

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>>26770213
>Letting others ruin anything for you
>Not being strong for her
Anon, you don't deserve a waifu

>>26770420
Yea you're right. I should go back to /mu/, I'm clearly not made for the waifu game.

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I love her

>>26769588
>A Serperior will never dom you

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>this whole thread
>>>/a/uschwitz
>>>/o/ven

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>>26770891
Need I remind you?

I thought I wasn't a furry but my Zoroark is making me feel a certain type of way every since I got her.

>>26770906
What's even below "I don't even give a fuck no mo."?

>>26770938
Your waifu loving self is awaking anon

>>26770891
>Implying you wouldn't fuck your favourite pokemon senseless

>>26770979
>>>/x/

>>26771023
What if my favorite pokemon isn't sanic-tier furfag bait? Shocking, isn't it? Not every person is a braindead furfaggot.

>>26771089
I never implied it had to be. Even ferrothorn deserves love anon.

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>>26771111
Quads of truth have spoken.

>>26770972
tile patterns

>>26770972
you go back to the top, and the cycle repeats

>>26770972
Masturbating to extra-curvy pieces of driftwood.

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>>26770938

just accept it, anon.

>>26771596
Man, I'm not even furry, but now I'm seriously considering jerking it to zoroark.

>>26771662
You're furry.

>>26771662
Do it, anon. Zoroark is great.

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>>26771662

there's less on-model stuff than i'd like but yeah do it

>>26770972
Leave it to your imagination, 4chan invents fetishes the same way Tumblr invents genders.

Could you guys keep posting more zoroark?

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>>26771111
Exquisite quads

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>>26771729

ok, but i only have like 2 more lewds left in my zoro folder

>>26771766
could you link them?

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>>26771859

shit, i meant suggestive images. sorry about getting your hopes up.

Although I can definitely link a few of favorites if you give me a little time.

>>26771596
>>26771688
>>26771766
>>26771869
>>26771909

Ah, fuck it, you guys have convinced me to jerk to it.

>>26771909

I'm fine with more suggestive images
although I might need lewds.

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>>26771941
If you want porn, just go to e621

>>26771941
Post a link to what you finish to.

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>>26771941

those were all the same person. btw.

anywho, here's a small pile of lewds. hopefully slight cleavage isn't too anthro to kill your boner. http://imgur.com/a/RBCl2

>>26765067
My friend, you have made a great choice

>>26771941

so did you jack it to illusionfox

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best cook

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>>26773111
Competition is strong

>>26773075
Yeah, I did.

>>26773151

did the lewds i posted contribute to that jack or did i take too long

i need validation man

>>26773163
Your lewds did help.

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>>26773190

great. always happy to help.

Bonus: http://i.imgur.com/mlLCn7l.png

>>26773217
Not him, but I'm gonna save a few of those lewds myself even if I'm not a fan of poke on human stuff. Thanks!

>>26773330
And another one was born

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can i ask for some good nonfuta/nontrap gardevoir lewds?

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>>26773838
do you know what board you're on?

>>26760754
>>26761173
Apparantly, Aggron does.

>>26765041
>>26766921
>>26773111

Alright, I'll bite. What is with the chef Latias series? It seems like an odd thing for there to be so much of.

>>26774066
wifey material

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>>26774066

Maybe the fact that Lati@s's limbs seem so poorly designed for grasping and handling things makes pictures of them doing handiwork extra cute

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>>26760400
Superb taste

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No other waifu has this ammount of FLUFF

>>26774066
u have to cook good foods for ur husbando

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>>26774684
I beg to differ

>>26774486
What is she thinking about?

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My eternal waifu/husband/whatever the fuck it would currently be appearing as and sounding like.

Together we can be comfortable in social environments.

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>>26760219

>>26774486
>>26773217
>>26772185
>>26771909
>>26771869
>>26771766
>>26771688
>>26769127
>>26771596
>>26767235
>>26760400
>>26769262
>>26769649

Why are dark types so perfect?

>>26770891
>>>/pol/lution

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>>26770906
>tfw i'm at had a heartbeat
>tfw zombie fetish

>>26776560
You only listed 3 different pokemon. What about all of the other sweet and perfect dark waifus?

weavile, sableye, mandibuzz, umbreon, mightyena and liepard deserve love too

>>26771089
What's your favorite pokemon?

>>26777444
Those were the only ones posted, But your numbers confirm your good taste.

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>>26777489
What about >>26767600 ?
Anyways, that needs to be fixed

>>26778132
must of missed that one, my bad.

>>26777444
>mandibuzz

people like that mon?

>>26777444
>Liepard

Such a shame, good design, fucking horrible ingame.

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>>26778300
>Not liking the greatest bird of Gen V
Anon, you have very bad taste if thats the case

>>26776560
Dark type gym leader NEVER EVER

>>26778395
>Best Bird of gen 5
That ain't Archeops or Braviary.

>>26778586
The only scenario in which you can put braviary and best in the same paragraph is if they are preceded by the word "isn't"

>>26778620

So, "Isn't Braviary the best?"

>>26778658
He isn't

>>26778620
Why is braviary bad?

it's better than honchkrow 2.0

>>26765067
Enjoy being lumped in with the most cancerous group to ever exist on /vp/

>>26778678
Braviary isn't bad, but he isnt the best, Mandibuzz is.

And how much of a lazy insult was that? as if they share any similiarities outside of typing

>>26778395
>Mandibuzz

Sure It may be good ingame, but it's design is total ass

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>>26760219
Dont really understand the concept of waifus but for feminine looking pokemon Gardevoir is my favorite but I have a soft spot for Florges and Roselia.

>>26778769
Delete this

>>26779044
sorry you can't accept the truth.

>>26779129
Sounds more like its your taste, and its always subjective and in your case, shit

>>26778395
>Mandibuzz
>Good
It's shit anon

>>26779226
In what way? the only right answer is in no way

>>26779347
Fucking look at it.

It's also based on ugliest and worst bird

>>26779558
Y>>26779558
eah, vultures are disgusting creatures, but I think its design is pretty good. I like the way the bones play a part in both mandibuzz's and its prevo's stats, somewhat hinting at they're more bulky aspect, and the colors and way they mend in make it seem pretty nice, at least in my opinion.

>>26779607
I don't really like the bone part of it's design.
It felt like an unnecessary addition.

>>26777444
Don't forget dark type arceus

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>>26777444
Did someone say dark type waifus?

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>>26781188
Dark type waifus = best waifus

>>26781188
>liepard

Oh man, such a good design.
shame it sucks ingame

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>>26781343
>sucks ingame
oh yeah
one of the best support mons of VGC sucks
yeah

>>26781362
huh, really? didn't know that. learn something new every day.

have any sets?

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>>26781343
I don't know, I think it's okay. Prankster can be used pretty effectively with Liepard. I've had Liepard on my team before and it's a pretty decent support mon.

>>26777444
>dark types are hotter that fire types

>>26781407
>Dark types make you more wet than water types

I'm starting to wonder if someone should make a dark type thread.

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>>26781501
There should be, it deserves more atention than just classifying it as the "edgy" type

I could start one, I just don't have a good pic for it.

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Does _it count as a waifu?

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Best waifu ever

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>>26782668

>>26782668
Once you get it, although with benefits, it ruins everything and all that you have worked for is tainted
Waifus aren't meant to be like real women Kek

>>26782668
>you will never call her because she doesn't have a number.

>>26782793
Top kek

>>26782793
Then you should really check out those telefang bitches. I hear they give out phone numbers as soon as you meet them.

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>>26781188
>Liepard

HNNNG

>>26782373
If you want your waifu to be 10 times your height, go ahead.

>>26786039
damn it...

>>26776560
they're all misunderstood and most are so fucking cute

>>26781282
>>26781394
Absol is my complete favorite poke
and she makes a perfect Waifu as well, so twice as good

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>>26760561
That odd lizard caught my attention months ago.

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>>26786039
Yes. I would very much like that.

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Please rate

>>26790861
Almost the best, second only to >>26782668