>Be me
>Finally get Pokemon GO
>squealofamanchild.jpeg
>Go outside to see what Pokemon I can catch
>Find none
>Go to McDonalds, maybe I can catch a Snorlax
>Even without Pokemon GO, I can still see Snorlaxes there
>Find no Pokemon there
>Go to the bathrooms
>See a Mew in the girl's bathroom
>ohshit.gif
>I want to catch it but my penis won't allow me
>Wait for everyone to exit the bathroom
>I go into the girl's bathroom
>See the Mew
>yes.png
>Someone knocks on the door
>ohfuckfuckfuck.webm
>The manager opens the door, which is female, seeing me with my phone thinking I'm taking a video of the toilet
>They kick me out of McDonalds
>I had found a Mew in the girl's bathroom in McDonalds and didn't even get to order my tendies.
just say you identify as a woman
>>26753711
But it already happened
>>26753697
>>be me
>tripfag
>frogposting
Sup reddit.
>>26753697
Ok it was kinda funny but
>frog poster
>>26753892
Sup.
>>26753905
>frog poster poster
>>26753953
>frog poster poster poster
>>26753697
Namefags please leave
>>26754002
>Being a namefag and saying that
>>26754066
>Being Anonymous
>>26754085
>posting on 4chan.com
>>26755149
>.com
>they actually think you'll walk anywhere
>mfw I set my phone in a revolving device and let it "walk" all day long for pokecoins
wew
Has anyone received go codes yet? Still waiting on my beta code.
>>26753697