>mfw I just realized electric eels are the closest thing we

Pistol shrimp

>>26729123
>pistol shrimp
>exploding ants
>chemical spewing beetles
>any gear, keys, or ice cream cone
>pterodons
>vampire bats
>literally my mom's dog
>so many others

>>26729123
>Implying dogs aren't pokemon
It's like you don't have a companion to play rough with.

Tons of real life creatures are way crazier than anything in Pokemon. But as far as elemental powers go, maybe, if you're not counting Poison types.

>>26729123
>normal pokemon
>fighting pokemon
>poison pokemon
>ghost pokemon

>>26729156
>>26729160
My mom's dog can't set its teeth on fire

>>26729177
And Lilipup can?

>>26729228
Yes, actually.

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>>26729123

Tardigrades could even have their own unbelievable sounding Pokedex entry. They can survive at extreme temperatures and survive in space.

>>26729123
WHY DOES THAT CAT HAVE PEOPLE EYES

>>26729177
>My mom's dog can't set its teeth on fire
Then clearly you don't have enough gym badges.

>>26729177
They can't but you can.

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>>26729156
What about fruit bats?

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>>26729942
perspective shots are fun.

>>26729989
I don't think that's a perspective shot, I think that guy is just a manlet. Fruit bats can be pretty fucking huge either way.

>>26729123

Well, sibling's late hamster had a bad habit of biting people if you let it.

Hyper Fang?

>>26729260
>"Tardigrades are one of very many Extremophiles, they have been found capable of surviving in the pit of an active volcano, inside a glacier, and even several weeks out in the non-gravitational vacuum of space"
That's even more than a prehistoric tortoise could survive, the anidex is bullshit

>>26729243
No he can't.

>>26729942
Noivern

>>26729123
Yet we still don't have an electric eel pokemon.

>>26733990
Are you retarded?

>>26733990
This is a joke right

>>26734130
>>26734200
I'm not. We don't.

>>26734582

Eelektross is a mix of eels and lampreys yo.

>>26729942
They also have a deadly scratch move that can transfer Lyssavirus. And serious, that shit's fatal.

>>26734921
Seems more like just a lamprey to me

>>26729260
So basically an ugly fat fuck that cannot end its life.