ITT Post a Pokemon that weighs the same as you.

>>26725824
Fuck off fetus

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Serious answer here. I'm 185 lbs.

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Why is Smeargle so heavy for its height?

>>26725675
The list
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokémon_by_weight
>all these heavy-ass flying types

Spiritomb is the closest without going over

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>>26725675

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Bet none of you lift

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Forgot this little thing existed in all honesty.

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I'm okay with this.

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>>26725675
My boy Machoke.

>>26725988
>Lifts
>136 lbs
Lolno.

>>26726061
I didn't feel like uploading another quagsire, so I guess we're brothers now.

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>>26726061
Bretty close to you

>>26726084

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>>26726078
>See this
>Go to check
>308.6 lbs. - 140.0 kg
>mfw

>>26725675
>still no Snorlax

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>>26725675

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I actually thought it'd be heavier than me considering it's a thick turtle tank with metal cannons on it's back...

>>26726037
Same.

Brochoke.

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I'm
>5'8"
>60 kg / 132.3 lbs
>I weigh as much as this Pokemon

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>>26725675
Good thing I'm tall.

>>26726549
How tall?

>>26726563
5'7

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>>26726565
6'1
Trying get down to Seels weight level.

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Haven't weighed myself in a while, so I'll go by the last time I checked, about a year ago.

>>26726565
this is bait right

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Giratina, Crobat, and Quagsire...
How do they all weigh the same...

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This motherfucker right here.

>>26726563
This: >>26726565
Wasn't me.

6' 3"

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>this fucker weighs as much as me
Horrifying.

>>26726689
cool.
For a while thought "That poor bastard doesn't know."

>>26725941
Fuck off shill.

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What can I say. I'm a pretty big guy. Also shelgon

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>a fucking shell
>A
>FUCKING
>S H E L L
Jesus christ I hate being this tiny.
Femanons that weigh less than me, please cheer me up

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>>26725675
235 pounds. I'm not sure if I should be flattered for weighing the same as a ghost, or disturbed that a ghost is as heavy as me.

>>26726960
>Literally weighing about the same as a dumpster full of trash
Im sorry anon. Everything at that weight category is just like you.
F A T

>>26726882
Does Joe have a simple table of weights and heights? Memes aside, the wiki layout makes more sense

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Literally me

>>26726941
Cacnea here.. at least you're not a plant.

>>26727007
I'm not saying I don't have some pudge on me, but at 6'3" with as pronounced a skeletal structure as I do, 235 isn't as bad as it sounds. Slimmed down I hit about 205.

>>26727040
same

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i'm 188cm
95Kg

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skinny normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

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i wish this weren't true

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I'm overweight ;_;

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You'd be surprised how much Aron weighs, and how little Aggron weighs. Game Freak has no idea what its doing when making these measurements.

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this fucker

>>26727579
What are you, 5'5 or lower?

>>26727540
Eh, I don't mind guys that big.

>>26727644
the sad part is I originally was swole as fuck as a teenager, literally 192 cm with fucking rippling muscles and like an 8 pack, but after high school everything went downhill

i keep convincing myself i'll hit the gym at some point but eh

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>>26725675
I didn't expect this but I'm not mad

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closest is Lickitung, also

>Electrode and Lickitung are the same height
what the fuck

>>26727715
Anything happen after high school or were you just to busy to keep working out like you use to? I usually hear that guys who were fit in high school get fat because they keep up their same eating habits but just never work out.

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>>26725675
136.687 lb/62 kg.

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102 kgs and 191 cm (6'3 and something)
for you

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128 lbs last time I checked.

I can't believe I weigh as much as this fucker.

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I'm more proportional though

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>>26725675
I don't know what to say

>>26726666
0.2lbs heavier than electrode

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>>26725675
I expected Kangaskhan not to be so relatively light.

Actually, a lot of Pokemon are surprisingly light for their physical appearances and bulkiness.

>>26727888
Because they are POCKET monsters, LITTLE monsters, LIGHT monsters...

>>26727914
Calm the HECK down buddy.

Kangaskhan looks at least 300lbs even without the baby.

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I'm more than ok with this
Based bug

I weigh as much as mega swampert

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christ how depressing

I'm literally a cow

>>26727779
>crobat weighs more than nidoking

why the fuck is nidoking so light? It doesn't even make sense. I always thought he was some badass dude like six feet tall and 300 lbs.

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>>26725988
ayy

>>26727715
I know that feeling. I've gained 25-30 pounds since college ;_;

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>same as robot waifu

wew

>>26725996
Twinsies

>>26728020
I don't know how people do it. I still weigh the same as I did in high school and I was hoping gaining some weight while in college.

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>>26727995
At least you're a cute cow!

What's skinny for a 5'10 male with a thick frame. You can count my ribs and I've got a pronounced spine but 132 sounds like a lot. I weigh as much as fucking magneton.

>>26726941
I was >>26726599, about 96 pounds. I look heavier though, I'm short and my waist is short and thick. Probably a lot like Purugly, actually.

>>26727644
Yeah im 5' 3"

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>TFW need to lose weight

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I wonder how much that tail weighs.

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>>26727779
>Sharing my weight with Ikuze

Why the hell is everyone else here so light? Are you all women or children? I'm only 5'7 and weigh 180 lbs and am skinny/average and you all who should be taller than me are saying you weigh 130.

>>26728706
Unless that's muscle , you should stop eating big macs

>>26728706
Insecure, 12 year old, or Asian.

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Kickass!

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>>26728716
>big macs
Nigga step it up.

>>26728738
What the hell is that , looks like diabetes,cancer, and constipation in a bite

>>26728716
No it's fat.

>>26728718
No I'm 20. It was a genuine question why would a bunch of supposedly adult males be weighing around 130 while being 5'10 or more.

>being an adult male that doesn't at least weigh 190

Either you must be 5 feet tall, or you might as well become a trap

>>26728745
They're skinny fucks or female.

I weigh same as OP, maybe OP is a lady if not a real skinny boy.

I'm fat.

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Nice

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holy fuck I never realized how retarded armaldo's eyes were

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>>26725675
73 kg.

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Well at least I'm not as short as him

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Huh

> Hitmonchan

Okay

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121lbs or 55kg

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I'm taller than that, but I was surprised to find out I'm the same weight as one of my favourite.

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>my friend who is over 100 lbs over me has the same weight as buff Mewtwo X
k

This thread just reminds me how fucking stupid gamefreak is when it comes to weight and height of Pokemon

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Just under him

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He's also only slightly taller than me. (Fuck i hate being short)

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Or Sharpedo who weighs exactly the same.

>>26725924
Weight bro!

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I promise I'm actually pretty adorable

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Last I checked, he's the closest to both height and weight.

I'm quite pleased.

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199

>>26725874
Me too, was just about to post him... Kind of makes me feel fatter now..

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161lbs so between the two of them

>>26729571
Are you me?

>>26729571
it's called "yellow human" for a reason

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Weigh the same as the objectively best startermon`s final evo.

Feels pretty good senpai

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This guy.

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Well I guess it's alright.

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>>26725988

I got ya bro

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this is what chronic depression and being a poorfag got me

>>26727579
Same weight, except I'm 5'10. I look ok. I probably should hit the gym to get some definition

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>mfw treecko was always my starter in sapphire

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I'm a skinny nerd, so yeah

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6,0 and I box

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>>26728735
I don't own a scale so mine's an estimate but I believe to be your kin and lover
>>26728766
I sometimes wonder the real gender ratio on here. But I also feel like there's a good amount of trans here as well

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Closest without going over. 5'11"

One of my main team members funnily enough.

>>26729828
>trans
out

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>>26725675
72 kg

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>>26725675

Closest thing, since I'm 152 and I'd rather be attached to Bisharp than Mega Latios (weighs the same as bisharp).

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188.7 lbs

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I'm really tall and I'm a fatass.

Was about an Ursaring a month and a half or so ago
Somewhere between Donphan (there are a whole lot of 120 kg Pokemon) and Mewtwo right now
Hopefully I can get between Rhyhorn and Shelgon before summer is through. No idea if that's realistic, but hey.

>>26726475
same here, megabros

>>26730020
You're a big guy

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I'm a very spooky skelletron

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>>26725675

>>26726061
>>26730302
Another Quagbro here

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Ow the edge

Used to be a Ferrothorn, stopped being a dipshit and am now >>26725874. Gonna lose some more weight, get down to Quagsire

>>26726035
Same

>>26726061
nice weight, best pokemon
being a quagbro is good

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Femanon here, yet manly Pokemon

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This edgy wanker, along with Hitmonlee, Houndoom and its mega.

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I don't feel very intimidating

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>>26729492
Same, Feraligatr is my pokebro

>>26730667
>femanon here
Here's your (you)

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Just a little shorter than him. He has been a true Pokébro ever since Gen 4

>>26725996
This
>125 lbs.

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Feels bad man.

>>26730807
You're a pretty big guy desu

>>26729327
mien nigger

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5'3
I need to lose weight

>>26731042
>5'3
you need to gain something before you lose weight buddy.

>>26731104
It's all fat, not muscles (and I'm a woman).

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>>26729693
Same here or this, approx. the same.

>>26731114
kill yourself womanlet

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220
5'11