NEW LEAKS/INSIDER INFO

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>ITT: I was just pretending to know what I don't know.

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>>26725579
>>26725586
>>26725568

>>26725568
I'll play along

Since you work as a translator, do you know any new Pokemon's name?

Forgot to add that the starters final names are as follows

- Fowlcoon
- Lyemonx
- Reaglio

>>26725602
>kicking the worst starter

>>26725644
Foul Koon racist

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>>26725579

>>26725579
Kek

>>26725709
Nice gardevoir

>>26725832
>>26725579
>>26725586
samefagging much

>>26725568
okay cool thanks for the info

>>26725579
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>26725676
that's not Meganium.

>>26725568
>-Starters final typings are Grass/Flying, Fire/Ghost & Water/Fairy
They aren't going to reveal the final evolutions before the second stages, and they especially aren't going to reveal the finals this early. We JUST got our first trailer last month and if anything they won't reveal the finals until probably a month before release.

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>>26725568
Yeah I bet

>>26726259
Summertime already lad?

>>26725568
>Water/Fairy
And its ruined now I am a Littenfag because Rowletts type is shit.

Well, dunno if it´s true, but sounds interesting anyways.

Man, this bait is boring. It's like you didn't even try at all. Of all things you could possibly do with your life, you choose to do nothing other than shitpost on an anonymous taiwanese image board. What sort of sick satisfaction does this give you? Is it really that arousing? It must be, or else you would not have done it. And this is the sort of reply you want, right? Someone angry for something stupid you posted? Well, I'm angry. But not at what you posted. I'm angry that you think anyone would fall for such a blatant trap. It's pathetic, really. I don't know why you think you have any chance at success. Why not go outside and do something? Would that be so hard? You could go out and be successful. But you choose to sit here, waiting for delicious replies as though they have any substance. They're useless. They serve you no purpose. There's no reason to do this sort of thing to yourself. It might even be best to just relax for a bit. Calm down, you know? No? Why not? You made this thread. But you didn't think about its potential consequences.

>>26725568

I remember the lily poster

That was one dedicated tripposter

I wonder if she will eventually be right

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>>26725568
>Ghost

>>26728488
>Litten's final evo has tire tracks on it's back

>>26728542
And XXs for eyes

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>>26726447
>Dat dual STAB coverage
>Water takes care of Fairy's Steel weakness
It is you who is shit.

how many eeveelutions and what types ?

>>26725568
If this is true I fucking KNEW IT. You know what litten is? A fucking nekomatta. In Japanese folklore when cats get old enough they start to do some wack shit like standing on two legs, immatating people, and most importantly: lighting random fires. So it's already evidence enough that litten is part fire to fit the part of a nekomatta, but when a cat grows old enough and becomes a nekomatta it tail splits in two (see kitsune for all this nonsense about tails = power) and people who aren't superstitious believe the orgin of nekomatta having two tails is that elderly cats can't properly groom their selves so their tail fur looks rough. And what does litten's tail look like? Split on the end.

>>26730034
eeveelutions are every other gen

there wont be another until next gen