Abilities you like made

Double Impact: Automatically counters the last attack, regardless if it is physical or special.

Only Wobbuffett-M would have it.

Mega Wobbuffett basically would look the same, expect now his tail eyes would be shut and his own eyes are open.

>>26715880
antifreeze should be an ice type firepoof+magma armor

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Thunder Armor: Any pokemon that does a physical attack to the user receives Electric-type damage equal to 1/3 of the damage they dealt to the user.

It also acts as a knockoff of Parental Bond. Any physical attack done by the user will deal a second attack that's 1/3 as strong and always deals Electric-type damage.

>>26715923

That'd be dumb, the whole point of Wobbuffett is that the tail is it's real body. If anything Mega Wobbuffett should either get an armored tail, or it's tail should bulk up and it's fake body should deflate.

>Greyscale
No pokemon will have active abilities

>>26716252
Slaking will be a killer in double battles.

>>26715880
>>anti freeze
>Nullifies fire types.

It's anti-FREEZE, anon, not anti-BURN.

>Upgrade
Raises defense or special defense one stage depending on which of the opponent's attack stats is higher.

>Chilling Touch
Whenever this Pokemon makes contact, the foe will either become frozen or paralyzed. (25% chance; 50/50 for either status condition)

>Mesmerize
When Speed is raised, the foe’s accuracy will drop. (If speed is raised to one level, accuracy will drop one level; if speed drops, then foe's accuracy will rise).

>Thick skin
Defense is doubled whenever the pokemon has more than 74% of it's health

>Supergiant
Same effect as Gravity, but as an ability.

>klepto
it's snatch but automatically as an ability.

>Shady

the Dark type version of Pixilate

>Strong Will

Sp. Atk version of Defiant

>Tenacity

Sp. Atk version of Moxie

Menace
Physical moves have a15% chance to cause finch. Probability increases with each boost of the Attack stat.

Shimmer
Lowers accuracy on switch in

>>26715880
>Overcharged
All moves will deal 30% more damage at the cost of health. (Available to Raichu, Jolteon, and Electivire family)

>Overspark
Electric-type moves ignore resistances, immunities, and abilities. (Available to Pikachu because TCG)

>>26716856
>Strong Will
You mean Competitive?

>hunter
moves deal 30% more damage to enemies under 50% health

>>26716993

sure that'd work. It's pretty interchangeable with any synonym really.

>>26716205
>the whole point of Wobbuffett is that the tail is it's real body

your headcanon doesn't count anon

On Guard
Increases the Def or Sp.Def based on the opponests highest attacking stat

Basically a defensive version of Download

All for one
Receives all stat boosts from allies

One for All
Shares stat boosts with allies

>>26717157
I think All for One should take Stat Boots from the opponent or copy them.

Ya know?

>Hard Skin
Physical moves do less damage

>Magic Veil
Special moves do less damage

>Sapient
Pokemon can use man-made items in battle

>>26717004
Name: Competitive
Game's Text:
Boosts the Sp. Atk stat when a stat is lowered.
In-Depth Effect:
Raises Sp. Atk stat by two stages whenever a stat is lowered

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>>26716252
Fuck that would cripple so many pokes and be the best teammate ability for slaking and regigigas

I love it

Volatile
If a Pokémon knows Explosion or Self-Destruct, the move will automatically activate upon being fainted with a physical move.

>>26717335
Sapient could be very interesting and broken

>take a potentially good move that's shit specifically because it takes up both a moveslot and turn
>make it an automatic ability
>most broken shit in the game
wew

Full Charge: Moves that normally require recharging, such as Hyper Beam or Giga Impact, do not require recharging.

>>26717007
but he's right

>>26716737
too similar to multiscale

>>26717441
Imagine sapient on a stall mon.
>Ferrothorn expy fainted!
>FE's Sapient!
>FE used Full Revive!
>FE was fully revived!

>>26717498
no official word about it anon

>>26715880

>Musical Chairs
- - Opposing and team pokemon switch out randomly.
This effect counters pokemon in mid-attack offscreen ( ex. dig), and pokemon who can't normally switch out (ex. Shadow Tag'd pokemon).

>Plaid Inflection
- - Pokemon who attack with physical or special attacks are inflected with Plaid Inflection, thus changing their ability from whatever it is, to Plaid Inflection for the duration of the battle. Any other pokemon which attacks or special attacks a pokemon with Plaid Inflection also contracts Plaid Inflection. Moves like Haze or otherwise resets status effects also resets Plaid Inflection, except for the original pokemon.

>>26717524
>Recycle

>>26717524
It would have to be non-stacked to be fair. And knowing Game Freak, they'd butcher that pokemon's Def and Sp. Def or HP.

>>26715880

>Air Distort
The user's attacks will no longer cause contact.

>Brute Force
Raises the base power of the wielder's attacking moves by 30%, but PP usage is raised by 2 (or is 1 enough?).

>Stuffy Scent
Opponents cannot increase their stats by more than one stage at a time. Belly Drum will fail when used.

>Vigilance
The user's moves won't be redirected by moves (like Follow Me) or abilities (like Lightning Rod)

>Last Stand
All of the user's stats are sharply increased if it's your last Pokemon
>Fortify
Increases Defense and Special Defense when HP is restored. Only activates once, but effect resets upon switching out.

>Old Glory
Exclusive to Tauros's evolution. Causes Hyper Beam and Giga Impact to work according to Gen 1 mechanics.

>Axle Blaze
Adds Fire type typing to the Pokemon's physical attacks. Not replacing it but adding it on as a dual type attack like Flying Press. Potentially a game breaker, but I think it could be interesting if given to the right mon.

Reflection, swaps stat boosts with foe on switch in

Prohibition, for five turns no Pokemon can use items

Tenacity, under a third of health, increases attacking stats while heavily lowering defenses

>>26717668
Stuffy scent would be beastly

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>>26715923
>>26716205
Oh boy, I get to post this again.

>Stoke
Powers up all fire type moves when the user eats an item.

>>26717335
I remember coming up with an ability like "Sapient" one time. They would have to be careful how they implement it (like not allowing Revives to be used because a fainted Pokémon can't use items or something,) but it could be super useful; filling health back to full when in a pinch with a max potion or having a "Rest" that automatically activates with Full Restore. Though I can't think of any other real uses...

>Vantage
Priority +1 for the first move used when under 50% health.

>Astra
Cuts power of physical attacks down to 25%, but hits 5 times with them. Fails with status moves and moves without a fixed power.

>Lifetaker
Heals the Pokemon by 50% if they faint an opponent.

>Underdog
10% offense and defense boost to user when facing an opponent of a higher level

>Ignis
Physical moves get half of the user's special attack added to damage calculation. Special moves get half the user's physical attack.

>>26715880
Aura Sight
New HA for Riolu and Lucario, increases Accuracy and Evasion by 1 stage each by default.

Unstoppable Will
If this Pokemon is knocked out before it can attack, it will hang on with 1 HP and faint at the end of the turn instead.

Inevitable
All time-based moves (Doom Desire and Future Sight, should be more by the time this is implemented) are tripled in power and cannot be evaded or resisted.

>>26716856
>>26716993
>>26717004
>>26717356
Competitive already exists as an ability, like one of these guys said. Milotic, for example, gets it, iirc. And Wigglytuff.

>>26717668
Those are all awesome. Stuffy Scent seems like a little bit too much, but everything else sounds completely implementable. I love the idea behind Air Destort.

Outrun

Any priority the opponent has is reset back to 0.

>>26717335
>Sapient

>Max Revive
>Full Restore
>X Items

nah man

>>26717966
>unstoppable will
>gets stopped

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>>26716944
>Menace+Belly Drum

>>26716184
You do know it was actually using guts right?

>>26715880
>Anti freeze
>Nullifies fire

That doesn't make sense.

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>>26715880
>anti freeze
>nullifies fire types
mfw

Also, I'm assuming by the way you typed it that "nullifies fire types" either means that Fire types cannot be switched into battle, or, Fire types are unable to attack/auto faint upon switching in.

>>26716205
it's just Wobbuffet with a classy cummerbund and bowtie combo

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>>26717821
>Old Glory

>We will never again have a fire-breathing, blizzard-causing bull who shoots lasers and shits all over everything

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>Hive
Exclusive HA to combee line, boosts defense and special defense by 1 every time a bug move is used

potential to stack with defend order and boost while healing/attacking would make vespiquen useful

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>>26715880
Sugar Rush: Grants the pokemon priority when it consumes a food item, but causes sleep when it wears off. The food item determines the number of turns it has priority and is asleep.

Not sweet - 1 turn
Sour Berries - 2 turns
Sweet Berries - 3 turns
Lemonade, Casteliacone - 4 turns
Soda Pop, Rage Candy Bar, Lava Cookie,

>>26719234
*Soda Pop, Rage Candy Bar, Lava Cookie - 5 turns

>>26717498
No official word and the anime kinda shits all over that theory as well.

Then again the anime also had Espurr smile and show emotions - so there's that.

>>26715880
Why would something called "anti freeze" nullify fire types ? Shouldn't it nullify ice types ?

>Alarmist
>Raises Speed when things are looking bad.
>(Speed is raised 2 stages when at 1/3rd or less HP.)

>Perseverance
>Lowers damage taken when things look bad.
>(Damage taken is halved on any individual damage taken after the Pokémon has reached 1/3rd HP; maybe including from Toxic, etc.)

>Wind Power
>Raises Special Attack when hit by a Flying-type move.
>(Special Attack is raised when the Pokémon is hit by a Flying-type move; 1 stage if it makes contact, 2 stages if it does not. Might be less confusing to just make it a Flying-type Flash Fire, etc. Commonly attributed to Flying-types.)

>Scuttle
>The user takes itself down before the foe can.
>(Think "automatic Explosion"; activates at 1/6th HP remaining. Could be attributed to Dark-types?)

>Creepy Crawly
>The user scares opponents, lowering their stats.
>(If the user makes physical contact with the foe, the foe's Special Attack is lowered 1 stage. Would be attributed most often to Bug-types.)

>Balancing Act
>This Pokémon has superb balance.
>(This Pokémon is immune to the effects, including damage, of moves based on their own weight, such as Low Sweep and Grass Knot. No effect on moves based on the attacker's weight, such as Heavy Slam.)

>Evasive Maneuvers
>Gets out of harm's way as fast as possible.
>(Boosts evasiveness 2 stages when hit by an attack with 100 base power or more; maybe 110? Flying-type, Dark-type, and Bug-type association, mainly.)

>Team Link
>This Pokémon is in sync with its teammates.
>(If the user uses a move of the same type as a teammate, the power of that move is boosted x1.3. No effect on moves of the same type as the user; those moves retain STAB. Commonly attributed to Psychic types.)

>Erosion:
Raises Speed but lowers Defense with hit with a physical move.

>Intervene:
Prevents ally or opponent Pokemon from using self fainting moves.

>Acuity:
Allows the user to use a move that the foe is immune to.
Example: Acuity will let a Fighting type move work on a Ghost type.

>Shelter:
Prevents the user from hitting ally Pokemon when using a move that hits all adjacent Pokemon.
Example: Earthquake won't affect your ally Pokemon in a double/triple battle.

>>26716205
Not this headcanon again

>>26716386

It's almost like you didn't name it Upload intentionally.

>>26719377
Erosion = Weak Armor

Overwhelm: This pokemon's high power contact moves force the opponent to switch out

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>>26719952
>Overwhelm + Head Smash, High Jump Kick, Bolt Strike, Brave Bird, Superpower, Megahorn, Wood Hammer

>Overwhelm + Outrage

>>26719952
give it to terrakion lel

>>26718155
>Pikachu has Guts

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>Imitator
This Pokémon copies all stat boosts its opponent has (only visible ones, Eviolite, Fur Coat or SpD boost under Sandstorm don't apply)

>Ethereal
Pokémon is immune to contact moves.

>>26720018
>Imitator
So basically Psych Up but upon sending it out.

>>26720022

Exactly. A punishment for set-up sweepers or stall buffers.

>>26720029
>punishing set up
Set up shouldn't be punished, it's the player's job to utilize the opportunity they're given when the opponent sets up. If I predict a switch and get a free swords dance because you didn't stay in to punish me not attacking that turn, I won that trade or scenario. It's a flawed design to punish something that's meant to be inherently rewarding because doing it already opens itself to being punished and it's the player's job to capitalize on the chance. If they don't, then that's specifically why they lose.

>>26716252
>Triple battle with Slaking and Regigigas.

>>26720044

If it's limited to few Pokémon it's not that bad. It basically just adds a layer of mind games to the equation, like trying to set up rocks when your enemy revealed he has a Magic Bounce'r in the back.

Only for Jiggly line:
Pefect voice:
>Sound based moves from this pokemon never miss
For Luxray:
>Xray vision - Accuracy of moves is always 100
For Flygon:
>Desert Spirit - Basicaly Levitate + Sandstream
For Pidgeot:
>Dazzling plumage - -10 accuracy for opponent moves

For corsola:
??? - Double stats in rain/ water but stats are drasticaly lowered if poisoned

Some changes:
Sniper: ALL special moves have 90% accuracy

Tangled feet: in addition it makes pokemon immune to confusion damage

Chlorophyll - Boost ALL Pokemon stats in sun, but they are halved in sandstorm

Poison point - Contact with the Pokémon may poison the foe. But this works for BOTH sides. Nidoran atacking with peck can also poison the foe.

>>26717423
>what is aftermath
it's japanese translation is literally induced explosion

>>26717596
>Plaid Inflection
so, mummy except it effects special attacks too.

>>26720061
>bulbapedia translations

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>>26715880
>Iron skin
Prevents stat reduction from the opposing pokemon's attacks

>Full protection
Lowers the damage caused by moves when at full HP

>>26720098
So the exact same abilities they have but with worse names.

>>26720107
What are you talking about? They're completely original :^)

>>26720098

It needs a better name though, how about Full Metal Body, like Full Metal Jacket but for animals.
And the other should be something ominous but with alliterative appeal, how about Shadow Shield.

Yeah, that'll do. Good ideas, anon.

>>26719377
>Weak Armor

>Damp

>Scrappy

>Telepathy

>>26720124
Nah, too complicated. How about Clear Body and Multiscale?

>>26715880
>Butthurt
User has no weakness, doubles all stats, automatically knows every move in the game, and just plain can't lose.

Absolute zero

Opponents who make physical contact have a 30% of being frozen

Sleep walker

Pokemon has a 50% chance of being able to attack when asleep

>>26715880
Null Zone
Every time a foe htis you one of their moves PP is reduced to zero at random.

>>26717471
/thread

Loudness
Causes every move to become a sound move

For Primal Dialga:
<edgy name>: Each turn counts as two turns (i.e roar of time spam)

>Arcane Guard

The user can only be damaged by not very effective moves and direct attacks. Exclusive to M-Shedinja.

Savior
>Two functions
>Prevents an ally from fainting, but sacrifices 1/3 of its maximum HP in return.
>Heals 1/16 of the user's HP each turn if an ally is not present.

How does the first function work ? When the ally's HP bar hits 1, the user's ability functions and restores the ally's maximum HP by the same amount the user has sacrificed. The second function is basically a built-in Leftovers.

>>26718019
Outrun

The opposing pokémon has five minutes, no more, no less.

>>26717964
Fuck off FEfag.

>>26720611
Also, the ability wont activate if the user is under 1/3 of it's maximum HP

>>26715880
Shifty Feet
Every 2 turns the foes moves will miss the user..

>>26715880
Hyper Resist
The user type resistances are double.

This means a fire type now resist grass 1/4 rather than half.

>>26715880
Hyper Effect
The users supereffective moves deal double damage.

Angel Wing
User heals 1/8th of their HP every turn

Double Soul
If the user HP reachs zero the user PP and HP are reset back to normal however this time if the user is K.Oed then its K.Oed for real.

Density Break
At the cost of not attacking every 2 turns, the user physical moves will deal damage to any foe as if their defense stat is 0.

Overdrive
Moves have no resting phase.

Forcefield
BP of all moves directed to the user is reduced by 1/6th.

>>26715880
Inequality
Every single foe on the field level is reduced by 2 until the user faints.

Assassin
In exchange for not attacking the user can deal damage to any exposed member of the foe's party while they are not in play.

Status Virus
If the foe already has a status condition and switchs then the next pokemon gets that same status condition as well.

>>26715880
Power Skin
User can only be damaged by moves with BPs above 80.

>>26720738
>assassin
Always deals 40 damage
Similair mechanics to focus punch but damages pokemon in the opponents party instead of the ones in the field.

>>26715880
Troll
There is a 65% chance of your foes pokemon not doing anything becaue the trainer is too busy laughing.

>>26720675
Tose are some broken abilities right there.

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>>26720755
Never rip the skin again

Third Eye
Efficacy of super effective and neutral attacks are halved against this Pokemon, however not very effective moves' damages are quadrupled.

Dismay
Being hit with a super effective move increases defense or special defense by one stage.

Undead
Ghost type moves can hit normal type and fairy type super effectively, however it now takes double damage from fighting and fire.

Topsoil
Being hit with a water type move will fully heal the Pokemon after one turn.

Black Hole
Flying types are bound to the ground and ball/projectile attacks are nullified.
(This would be third SuMo legendary's ability)

Amazement
Enemy Pokemon must use any move used against this Pokemon twice before selecting another.

Suffering Bond
When this Pokemon is paralyzed, confused, or in love, the enemy must attack at random.

>Refraction
Beam attacks are sent back to the attacker with additional power. (x 1.5)
Electric and Fire attacks are nullified.
Weather conditions such as Sunny Day or Drought boost all stats.

>Meltdown
Poison Types have their stats boosted and Poison attacks deal double damage.
Other Pokémon have a 30% chance to become poisoned each two turns.

>Armor Breaker
Whenever this pokemon hits with a contact move, the target's Defense is lowered by one stage

>Collateral Damage
Single target attacks hit adjacent enemy pokemon at reduced power, also automatically breaks natural objects

>Snowshoes
Increases speed in hail, gives immunity to hail damage, +50% damage with kicking moves

>>26720011
>being retarded

>>26716310
>>26717422
>>26720046
Of course it would probably be on a shitmon or a Pokemon with weird typing like Normal/Ghost

>>26721315
>Collateral
Flame Burst exists; a stronger version of that in more types would be interesting.
In case you were unaware, it does a % damage (typeless) to everything around the target. I dont remember if its half the damage dealt to target or 1/8 of the other 'mons max HP

>>26715923
Or just make Wobbuffet-M a Psychic/steel-type and give it Metal Burst.

Of course that would be hideously broken I think.

>>26721315
>>26721315
Thanks for reminding me how mad I am that rock types get +50% SpD in sand but ice types dont get a +50% defense boost in Hail

>Mind Games
This Pokemon's physical moves are treated as special moves.

>Concrete Style
This Pokemon's special moves are treated as physical moves.

>Artificial Sunlight
This Pokemon acts as if it were always under the effects of Sunny Day.

>Moisturizer
This Pokemon acts as if it were always under the effects of Rain Dance.

>>26720133
Acuity allows ALL moves the foe's immune to to hit

>Fervor
Never has to wait to Recharge after using a recharging move like Hyper Beam.

>Unhinged
Allows charging turn moves to be used in one turn instead of two. (Think of it as the ability version of a Power Herb.)

>Testament
If the Pokemon faints, it restores a damaged Pokemon's HP to full health. (Like the ability variant of Wish or Lunar Dance. Doesn't work on fainted Pokemon.)

>Unnatural Chill
All damaging moves used by the pokemon gain an extra 20% chance to cause Freeze

Given to Froslass and maybe some other ghosts

>>26722449
>icicle crash would have a 30% to flinch and a 20% to freeze
Yeah, nah.

>Medicate
Raises Defense when affected with a status ailment.
(Defense variant of Speed Boost except only active when afflicted with status ailment)

>Enshroud
Lowers Accuracy when brought into battle.
(Accuracy variant of Intimidate)

>Gang Up
Lowers Defense when brought into battle.
(Defense variant of Intimidate)

>Sticky Trap
Lowers Speed when brought into battle.
(Speed variant of Intimidate)

>Cunning
Lowers Evasiveness when brought into battle.
(Evasiveness variant of Intimidate)

>(Needs a name)
Lowers Special Attack when brought into battle.
(Special Attack variant of Intimidate)

>(Needs a name)
Lowers Special Defense when brought into battle.
(Special Defense variant of Intimidate)

>Phantom Pain
Passes recoil damage onto the opposing Pokemon.

>Fearsome
Adds a 10% chance of causing the opponent to flinch to each attack. Stacks with King's Rock and moves that cause flinching.

>>26722800
Stench still exists

Iron Lung
Sound based attacking moves do 30% more damage. Uproar doesn't lock you in. Given to Exploud, Wigglytuff, Meloetta

>Inner Ear
Moves that involve soaring to great height never miss. (Hi Jump Kick, Fly, Bounce, etc)

>>26716764
This is magician

>>26723443
he said snatch, not thief

hyper Venom-if this Pokemon would poison another Pokemon they become badly poisoned, hyper venom also prevents the opposing pokemon from gaining HP.

>>26717622
They could make it so that it can only use items as if they were berries: I.e. waits until it has the condition before using a burn heal, waits until it is low on HP before using a hyper potion, waits until it's confused before playing the flute, etc.
It could also cause some fun interactions with unusual hold-able items, like trying to catch an enemy pokemon at low health with a held pokeball, using a held poke-toy to force a switch (triggered, probably, by landing a not very effective hit) or using an escape rope to switch itself out (after eating a critical or SE hit, or when it's health gets low.)
Or just chugging that Dire Hit at the start of combat like it was an energy shake.

>>26717335

>Give Pokemon with Sapient Sacred Ash.

>>26716737
Why 74%? That's such a weird number

>>26724762
I think it's a weird way of saying "Defense is doubled when the Pokemon has at least 3/4 of its health."

That is to say, any number that's less than 75%, starting at 74%.

>No Survivors
Flying types, Levitators, and Magnet Rise users have their ground immunity removed as long as this ability is present on the field.

>Big Guy
If the user is taller than the opponent, they gain a +1 to their Attack stat.

>>26720330
>only available on Unown

How about an ability that activates trick room on arrival. Kinda like a psychic drought or drizzle

>>26715880
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>26717474
>Normal PKMN with this ability and Hyper-Ray
It' s like playing Gen1 again and again

>>26725592
This

The Game
If this Pokemon's ability is activated, the opposing Pokémon faints at the end of the turn.
Ideas for activation?
Momentum
Two-turn moves have decreased priority and lower your speed stat by one, but in return they do 1.5x damage.
Erectile dysfunction
This Pokémon cannot be infatuated, but its defense cannot be increased.
Jihad
All moves have 2x power, but this Pokémon faints after the second turn and deals the same damage as Explosion.
Only like three weak Pokémon get this.
Prophet
You can see what move the opponent picks, but with a 1/3 chance to see incorrectly.
Spooky ass Sunday not a ripoff of freaky Friday fuck you Nathan get off of my deviantart and stop telling the school about my fetishes
Your opponent switches Pokémon with one of yours. Only a 35% chance to be the one in play regardless of how many you have because you can just give it a fucking terrible moveset THAT'S RIGHT NATHAN I'M ON TO YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKER FUCK BITCH ASS NIGGA LIL PUSSY DYKE! FAGGOT GAY CUNTASS!

>>26725720
Haha GAAAAY
GET REKT LIKE MY GFS PUSSY OOOOH

Hot spot
Burns two random Pokemon on opponents team upon switch in

>>26725763
FUCK OFF NATHAN I WILL REK YOU YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA I WILL GET MY DAD TO TAKE ME TO YOUR HOUSE

>>26725777
YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL SHOW YOU A GET
QUADS GET YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS GAY BITCH ASS NIGGA CUNT DICK KIKE COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26725788
ha im putting this fail all over your accounts
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>Energetic Flattening
Reduces 4x taken damage to 2x, but increases ¼x damage taken to ½x.

>Glimpse of Harm
Reduces the % of the opponent's Protect or Detect by 50%.

>Strength of Wind
Speed can not be debuffed below its base (+0). Affects all Pokémon in the field.

>Terminal Efficiency
If a move like Metal Claw KOs the opponent, it'll always activate its secondary status boost on that turn.

>Reflexivity
Increases power when responding to an attack with another of the same type.

>Extracurricular
Boosts to the user's weakest stat are worth double.

>Discrepancy
Can not be hit by two attacks of the same type in a row.

>>26726491
I RATE ON, A SCALE OF IRONIC MEME TO PURINA FANCY FEAST,
ORGASM, OR 9.37 OUT OF 10

>Foolproofing
If the user gets hit with a physical attack, its Defense would raise by 2 stages, if the attacker is using another physical attack on the next turn.
(The stat boost occurs before the second attack lands.)

The same applies to Sp. Defense and consecutive special attacks, and this ability can only provide one of the two boosts until the user switches out.

This ability is ignored by Mold Breaker.