Find a flaw Pro tip: You can't

Preteens don't have legs like that.

>>26711378
This is not the original artwork.

And exactly, it is not a flaw

Fat and short, literally a spic

>>26711378

That's edited isn't it?

Thighs are too perfect

Is this edited? Jesus Christ those thighs she THICC

>>26711378
Now just take off the hat and she'll be 10/10. That outfit otherwise is perfect with those curves.

>>26711389
You should leave your house. They really do.

>>26711378
it would've been good if there weren't any boobs edited in

She already looked like me but now OPs picture might as well be anime me.

>>26711378
Is one thigh bigger than the other?

>>26711519
When you have thighs like that the leg that you're putting the most weight on will bulge a little.

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She's definitely the best protag in a while. Even the hat grew on me.

>>26711378
She hasn't satisfied my fetish yet

>>26711378
one hip looks thiccer than the other

She is hot

>>26711378
Her left leg is thicker than her right and also completely deformed.

>>26711636
>>26711560
Also, you're seeing each thigh from two different angles.

>>26711665
So you're saying her left knee is facing outward? Then her leg is even MORE fucked up than I thought. Learn some anatomy.

>>26711681
I'm not talking like a 90° difference in angles. But the angle is slightly different. The main difference is that she's putting more weight on one leg, though.

The real anatomy problem is that the breast that's resting the highest on her chest is not the one that corresponds with the arm that is raised.

>>26711378
fat

>>26711378
Cellulitis, with those fat ass legs she must have cellulitis.

>>26711502

Post pic

>>26711378
>Pretending my edit is flawless
Most of it was just the liquify tool, and it shows

>>26711378
Yep, I literally can't. Chicken-chan is literally perfect.

>>26711378
Attempt to make her thicker. Protip: you can't

>>26711502
>She already looked like me but now OPs picture might as well be anime me.
Post pic please, I'm pretty sure that's not possible.

>>26711502
Prove it
You won't

No barefoot art

>>26711389
Actually they do anon especially the delicious chubby ones.

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>>26711378
>tfw I'm a 125lb male and I have thighs like that

>>26711378
Fucking chipmunk teeth

>>26711482
>going around staring at kids legs

Why don't you have s seat, anon.

>>26712454
>huge open mouth smile
>being retarded enough to think you shouldn't see her upper teeth

She's not on my dick

Legs of a godess

>>26711482
Maybe the fat ones.

>>26712567
This baka desu senpai

>>26712572
but still no barefoot art, so her godess legs are going to waste

wew mods are pretty gay tonight

>>26711378
She looks overweight. Unhealthy. There's no way someone who looks like that would be able to cross a region on foot. THICC is only good in small quantities.
Also, the breasts look terrible. I hate the fact that she's absolutely flat, but the guy who edited this exaggerated her tits too much.

>>26711389
Who said she was a preteen?

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>>26711378
H
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T E S T
H
I
G
H
S

>>26711389
Hahaha yes they do. My neighbor's daughter is 14 years old looks like that, and she is 174 cm.

Thought she was 17 but then he told me how she now is starting the 9th grade after summer.

>>26711378
Needs smaller thighs and bigger ass and hips

Am I really the only person in this thread who's bothered by that hat?

>>26712731
13 and 14 are still teen years, anon.

>>26712440
That's probably the xenoestrogens.

>>26711378
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>26712745
Yes, you're a special snowflake. It's not like people call her chicken chan because of that hat or anything.

>>26712788
Never said I was special, just thought it was weird no one had brought it up yet here

>>26712835
If you knew you were not the only one, it's a shitty question.

>>26712848
You're a shitty person.

She's not wearing a skirt as short as Dawn's

>>26712466
where are the bottom teeth, anon?

>>26711567
>shorts
>not bikini bottoms

>>26711378

No boobs.

>>26713088
Go smile in the mirror anon. You typically see only the top row unless you've angled your head down.

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>>26711378
Thickfags are fucking cancer, Chicken-chan I'd perfect just the way she is.

>>26712401
>>26711940
If this thread is still around when my shift ends I'll post something. My work clothes are baggy on me.

>>26711378
>one leg fatter than the other
At least do the editing right.

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>>26713889
THICC IS BEST

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>>26711378
>hawaii
>not chocolate

Found ur flaw

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>>26714272

>>26714178
I'm not as thick as that picture. So I hope that's not what you're expecting. Also I should mention that my hair is currently longer than it usually is, so its not quite the length of the femMC. I'm getting it cut again on Tues.

>>26714272
>chocolate
Stop trying so hard, tumblr.

>>26714292
Except Tumblr would be screaming "O'M NOT YOUR FETISH!", you tryhard summerling.

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>>26714292
>RRRREEEEEEEEE BROWN PEOPLE!!!!

back to /pol/ whitey

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>>26714280

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>>26714292
>brown lolis are tumblr
I'm pretty sure tumblr is anti-loli no matter what their color

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>>26714340

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>>26714391

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>>26714396

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>>26714409
All the lolis you can handle

>>26714284
Yeah, I know, that picture is very exagerated, don't worry ^_^u I preffer the pic OP

>>26714284
Long hair is best hair. You shouldn't cut it

>>26714715
I'm getting tired of having to just always put it up in a bun for work. It's recently become a hassle and its summer now so having a lot of hair isn't so fun.

>>26711378
She has fat thighs, which is disgusting. I don't know what's up with this stupid fetish on this board

>>26714417
One for each dick

>>26712731
A claim like this needs pics to back it up, but I can't ask for pics.

>>26711378
The face needs to be chubbier.

>>26713783
I agree. That looks fucking gross. I'm not asking for a skelly (disgusting too) but I like my women petite and elegant.

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>>26714829
Eh, that's true enough. Long hair isn't very much fun in the summer. I force myself to power through it till mine gets long enough to donate though.

>>26714829
Tomboy as fuck.

>>26714957
Are you gay just look at those delicious thighs.

Post more chocolate protagonist.

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>>26714915
Knuckles is that you?

>>26714965
It wouldn't be so bad if my hair was straight, but it's kinda bushy when it's long. When it's short it's just soft and fluffy.

>>26711502
>>26713889

post feet

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>>26715033

This is the first generation where I'm seriously considering playing as the female protag

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>>26715076
I feel you. Mine is really wavy and thick when long. Gets really curly when it starts growing out again.

Definitely a lot cooler and a lot less maintenance when I get it cut too.

Another thread shit up by tumblr.

>>26713889
Will anon deliver?

If not, this is pretty good bait.

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>>26715236
>Thread full of qt lolis
>female talks about showing pics
>Damn tumblr strikes again!!!

How does that even make sense to you? Have you ever been to /b/?

Fucking summer kiddy

>>26711378
She's fat

>>26711378
She's fat. At least in the pic.

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>>26715274
I'm in my work bathroom wearing only what I wear under my actual work clothes. It's impossible to find a good angle to show my hips so I'll offer this for now as a promise that I will deliver legs later.

>>26715438
>>26715236
>>26715464
gb2/lgbt/

>>26715483

pls post feet too :3

>>26715483
You have beautiful breasts, anon.

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I like where this thread is going

>>26715493
Being fat will never be attractive and calling it "thick" doesn't make a difference.

>>26715483
Friend, you has a cute body but you're too thin compared to OP pic

>>26715622
My hips are bigger than that picture makes them look.

>>26715596
Fat is when you cant see a body shape dumbass, thick is having a body shape but also some mass on your body.

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>>26715596
>Not wanting your girl to have some meat on her bones
>Not wanting to have more ass, breast, and/or thigh to grab
>Not feeling her supple flesh gently squeeze against your bulging biceps

>>26715647

are you American?

>>26715689
Yes.

>>26715622
>>26715518
You guys make me want to physically throw up

>>26715673
Can't see a fat persons body shape? Sure you can. It's unattractive but you can see it. But yet again, it relies on the intensity and amount of fat.

>>26715676
>tfw had this a few months ago with first ever gf
>tfw sex was amazing
>tfw holding her close at night and hugging her tightly
>tfw used to ask her if I could massage her just so I got to feel her amazing body
>tfw she told me a month ago she didn't love me anymore

I welcome death at this stage.

>>26715483
Wtf are you doing on this board? You probably suck at the meta. At least tits net you that shiny Eevee or whatever casual mon it is you like.

>>26715483
I don't mean this in an insulting way but can you explain what's going through your mind right now? Like the ratio of enjoying the attention to being repulsed by sperges to whatever else? Just curious.

>>26715750
I've messed around with the meta a bit but mainly I hang around here to discuss new mons and characters before a game comes out. Also, I don't ask for hand outs.

>>26715483
Fuck off whore

>>26715709
>>26715769

t. buttblasted ugly hamplanet roastie

>>26711378
Fat
>inb4 thick

F A T

>>26715775
I want to throw up because of the amount of spaghetti being forced down my throat while I read it. This is cringe at its finest.

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>>26715775

>>26715483
What the ever loving fuck is wrong with you people? The correct and only response to this kind of poster is tits or gtfo.

So, say it with me now: tits or gtfo. With timestamp . That's how it always worked, I'll be damned if that's not how it will continue to work.

>>26715758
I think I'm more nervous than anything else. I'm pretty introverted so this is rare for me. As for why I posted a pic and called attention to myself, I think it's because I've recently moved to a new place and am a little starved for conversation.

>>26715810
le ebin, /b/ro

fat spic, and what are those fucking shoes?

>>26715819
Did this really spark the type of conversation you were looking for? Like do you enjoy being hit on/insulted on the internet?

>>26715819

how introverted? a girl at work i like plays TCG with me sometimes and we hang out. however, she is very quick to push me away when I ask her to hang too often

>>26715900
Im not?

>>26715910

>>26715819

>I'm pretty introverted

unless you meant to type something else

>>26715885
Um, I guess it's exciting?
Kind of like how cheap fair rides are equal parts unpleasant and thrilling but you keep riding them anyway.

>>26715819
I'm sure someone would be more than happy to join you in conversation without the need for pictures. There are a few people that I chat with from here pretty often offsite. Not trying to be rude.

Just trying to be friendly as I have posted what could be considered a little too much in the past

>>26715910
Seems there's two of me floating around now? This wasn't me.

>>26715819

Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! =D

>>26715918
Have you done this kind of thing before? I guess I'm wondering how you want this to go. Do you have some idea of how you want people to respond?

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>>26715933
...

>>26715745

You were probably an emotional black hole for her.

>>26715745
I was 18 when my first gf dumped me. I wanted to marry her. Then I wanted to die when she rejected me. No one had ever loved me before. I thought I was unlovable.

Fast forward 12 years. Had a few bad decisions and first dates, still single. I have the biggest crush on my assistant manager and I know that could end terribly but y'know... when she smiles at me her eyes twinkle. And I want to protect that smile. And for the first time in a long time, I feel like I'm able to.

Hang in there.

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>>26715954

>>26712731
>14
>fourteen
>fourTEEN
>preteen
Fourteen does not equal preteen, anon.

>>26715954
>>26715933
Dont listen to these people, femanon. They only want sex

>>26715934
I've never done this before, and I've received more attention than I expected. So at this point I'm not sure where to take it? I guess I could exchange contact info here for chat buddy purposes, but I'm not sure what to give that wouldn't open myself up to possible harassment.

>>26715933
Oh Jesus, I haven't seen this in so long.

>>26715819
>I'm introverted teehee :)
>Posts pictures of cleavage on an indian knitting board for male attention
/r9k/ was right

>>26716001
You would absolutely be harassed/trolled. I guarantee/promise.

Plus, how fucking disappointed would your parents be?

Not that you're actually a girl anyway. No timestamp .

>>26715949
Elaborate, please. I'm not familiar with the term.

>>26715954
I haven't talked to many people since, pretty much everyone I've talked to told me to give it time, that I'd feel better after the summer. I just feel so damn empty without her. I got kicked out by my mother when I was 14, and pretty much everyone on my mother's side of the family says I deserved what I got. This was the first positive relationship I'd had with a woman in a long time, and now I just feel emotionally crippled.

>>26716001
Well I guess I'm enough of a loser to want to exchange attention with you if you want. Here's a throwaway email: kutrirapak at thraml.com

>>26716001
All right femanon, I have an idea for you. Go on Omegle and choose an interest for it to try and match you with. Anons can try and find you on that tag and you can weed out the serial killers before giving out contact info.

>>26716032
Okay, Anon, I saved it. I'll send you an email once I get home from work. I'll send a picture of my socks (the same from my original image) so you know it's me.

>>26716001
Tits or gtfo

>>26716050
I know omegle. All I'll get are men stroking their dicks.

>>26716057
And thats when you stroke the clit

>>26716053
I preffer a pic of your legs/hips because I'm interested on big hips if I can see

>>26711378
>Find a flaw
There is one. It took us this long to create her. But now I'm glad she exists

>>26716053
This isn't me btw
>>26716066

Guess I'll talk to you later.

>>26716050
omegle is a horrible place

>>26712456
I'm not the one showing my legs in public.

>>26712590
No. The fat ones are just fat. I'm talking little girls with wide hips and thick legs. Just go to a volleyball practice. It's fucking majestic.

>>26716032
>>26716050
>>26715758
>>26715920
kill
yourselves

>>26716053
>>26716053

which do you prefer for your Pokemon fix? 3DS, TCG, anime?

>>26716084
Uh, take my email, and thanks. Btw, orry for the problems you got here > [email protected]

>>26711389
They do nowadays. Growth hormones, man.

>>26716057
>video
Just use the chat like a non-retard

>>26716084
Two of us floating around again.

y'all are pathetic

>>26716101
3DS. I've messed around with the TCG a bit though.

>>26711378
She is the worst female protag yet
There's your flaw

>>26716122
You mean you didn't randomly decide to publicly share your email instead of mailing the throwaway? I don't buy it.

>>26716130

oh that's cool. which game was your first Pokemon game?

[email protected] btw

>>26716107
You're responding to the wrong "me" but I saved your email. I'll send you a pic when I get off work.

>Sending pics to these anons

Welp, I tried.

>>26716145
Red. And I played both Blue and Yellow shortly after. I've been into Pokemon for the long haul.

>Anons expecting tits
>Get dick pics

>>26716146
Thanks, and seriously, sorry. Btw, I'm glad if you like Pokémon

>>26716161
Pics of socks. To prove who I am. Didn't mean that to sound dirty.

>>26715960
Yes.

30-yeal-old wizard.

Not fat, not ugly, but have been poor with some abuse but... I guess call me a faggot but I always wanted to save myself for a wife.

When I was 19, a kinda ugly girl asked me out on a date because she wanted the D. I put her off, we broke up, glad I didn't do it.

>>26716206
>I guess call me a faggot but I always wanted to save myself for a wife.
I saved myself for my wife. It was a good decision, because now she never has to feel like she's measuring up to anyone. It's a good relationship.

>>26716166

oh dang!! sounds like you might be around my age-range (mid-to-late 20s). which generation is your favorite?

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>>26716234
That's a tough question. I try to find things I like about every gen rather than just cling to one gen and say it's the best.
I'm 24 btw.

>>26716239
Oh hey another girl. You don't have to pretend to be me.

>>26716248

Oh I gotcha... what did you think of Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire?

>>26716239
There are girls on 4chan, news to me

>>26716266
I feel like they should have been based on Emerald instead of Ruby and Sapphire. There's more that could have been done and I was a little disappointed.

>>26716255
What? I'm not pretend to be you

>>26711378
>the amount of virgins flooding this thread
abort
abort
abort

I FUCKING LOVE /soc/ THREADS!

>>26716289
>good angle of my legs like I said before
I said that. That I couldn't get a good angle.
I'm sorry if I'm jumping to conclusions, but that's what made me think you were pretending to be me.

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>>26716239
well done

>>26716285

Yeah... to me it just felt like X/Y with more legendaries and Megas. really had no personality. i DID like how you can fly around on Latios though. btw what kinda job do you have where you can shitpost on 4chan on the side? haha

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>>26716316
>haha

>>26715554
I refuse to believe that a dog just sucked its own dick

>>26716325

have you ever had a conversation with an actual person before, whether it be IM, texting or chat? people have certain mannerisms. calm your autism

>>26716316
I work in medical records, but we have no incoming requests on weekends and there's only a tiny bit of requests to process tonight.

>>26716332
Haven't you seen the rest of the thread? There are several dogs sucking dicks

>>26716334
if you're the guy that typed out haha, you shouldn't say anyone else has autism

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>>26716334
>haha

>>26716341

shit, hope they pay you more for working on the weekend!

>>26716334
i know right :P and mannerisms cant tell you anything about someone, people who assume that make me angry >:(

>>26714879
>thinking thick thighs are disgusting

You gay, son?

>>26716361
are you a child? or do you just have no grasp on reality?

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>>26716361
>shit, hope you d-date me!
fixed

>>26715518
My fucking sides.

>>26716239

Are... Are those boots?

>>26716361
They do not. And I'm a contract worker so I don't have the benefits of an actual employee. Such is my life atm.

>>26715554
THAT IS FUCKING TALENT

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>>26716400
Haha that's lame, I'd treat you right, unlike that terrible company! What do you smell like! Would you please have sex with me oh god I'm lonely

>>26716392
Something like this, why?

>>26716400

oh jeez, I guess a job is a job. i gotta dip, but hit me up here later if you wanna talk or w/e. best of luck with the rest of your shift!

>>26716145

>>26716428
If I knew you, I'd marry you.

Good taste.

>>26716428
something like what

This is so hard for me to read

>>26716433
K. Thanks!

someone screencap this shit for those /vp/ cringe threads

>tfw i'm a beta who wanted to talk to her but at least i'm not this guy
>>26716433
>>26716316

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>>26716438
Oh! Forgot the wig, but you preffer this boots, right?

>>26716480
I harbor no illusions

I'm already fapping

>>26716488
Uh... What? Why you doing this?

>>26716480
>hand warmers

Good fucking taste in clothing.

Would shop with/10.

>>26716239
Show feet.

>>26716477
How is it even possible to be beta on the Internet?

But yeah, at least you aren't sperging out like the rest of these fucktards.

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>>26716498
I'm sorry but I don't call clothing. I'm bored and I make funny pics with cosplay clothes, nothing more

>>26716513
No, thanks

>>26716488
I like to print out pictures of pretty girls and cum on them :^)

Post feet pls

Touch...Touch boobs.

>>26716542
>I don't call clothing

Que cosa?

>>26716521
i mean at some point saying you're beta is just memery. i just meant that i'm apparently lonely enough to not care about shitting up the thread. helps that it wasn't a bastion of quality in the first place

>>26716562
Mi inglés es malo. Hago cosplay y suelo probar vestimentas cuando me aburro

My english is bad. I make cosplay and I try clothes when I'm bored

>>26716089
I think the ones you're calling fat are actually obese. The ones you describe with wide hips and thick legs are fat. The Chicken-chan in the OP is fat.

>>26716584
Aah, cual es tu luenga nativa companeranon?

>>26716589
Spanish. I'm sorry, maybe I need to leave from here and learn some english

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What have I walked into...

>>26716620
Nah, it's all good. You're learning. I understand what you said in English or Spanish.

No te sientas tan mal.

>>26716622
>What have I walked into...
A swarm of teenaged virgins and spics circling around a barely attractive chan slut

is the original femanon still here?
>>26715483

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This

>>26716655

>slut

back to /b/, kiddo

>>26716655
Shit man, normally I'd judge them but this femanon has pretty decent taste. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>26716690
which one? the spic posting pictures of 3 different girls?

>>26716655
Hey dude you can't say spics around here its a sfw board

>>26716690
Has to be the boots, niggs.

>>26716653
Thanks! Where are you from?

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>all these skinny femanons thinking they're remotely close to OP's pic's thickness
Kek

>>26716725
California, U.S.

And as implied by others, I am a spic.

>>26716729
>all these skinny femanons
it's 1 femanon and one anon pretending to be a femanon

>>26716751
Uh, what? I'm the other "femanon pretending to be a femanon". What do you need? Socks? Legs? My face? Give me your email and I send you more pics of me if you want

>>26716783
>What do you need?
a pic with a timestamp

>>26716542
I need to cum so bad though.

>>26716783
Why are you so desperate for validation?

>>26716790
Something like "hi 4chan 12/06/2016", right?

>>26716815
yeah

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>>26716702

so did we get tits yet

>>26716820
Give me your email and I take the photo you want with timestamp

>>26716847
No fuck off, post that shit here

>>26716847
Here [email protected]

>>26716847
I, too, am interested.

For scientific purposes.

i dont know who's real and whos not but this is my throwaway email so go for it

the girl who posted earlier was cute af

>the day /vp/ turned to /soc/ level cancer
>and I'm participating in it unashamed

>>26716847
okay
[email protected]
pic of your face with timestamp

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>attention whore pics
>100+ posts

great job /vp/

>>26716783
[email protected]

Don't need pics. Just another email if you feel like chatting about anything

>>26716024
>>26716024
My father emotionally abused me for half my life, and the bullying that went on at school? Well, trust me anon, I know what it means to feel broken — damaged goods.

You need an older person (preferably a man if you are male) to help mentor you and discuss your pain and brokenness. Then you must forgive. Only then can you move on and heal. Time alone does not heal all wounds; you need to have some trust and openness in your life.

Once you do, you will be able to learn to love again.

Openness with a future gf (to a proper degree) can net you fewer dates but they will be a higher quality — no being fake, just two adults accepting one another, deciding to care.

Never forget, love is a decision and commitment, not an emotion. Pop culture has lied to you your whole life.

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>This thread has become /soc/
Burn it. It's tainted with the thirst of balding virgins.

Don't worry guys, I won't tell her that one of you will instantly put the picture here and ruin your chances of getting sent pictures

One of you doing it is as good as all of you doing it, just remember that

>>26716373
>look mom! I posted it again

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Original femanon here. I'm still at work. Does this work for a time stamp?

Will you all shut the fuck up and post lewd fS/M femprotagonist already

>>26716939
yeah

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>>26716878
>>26716872
>>26716863
>>26716861
>>26716857
Disgusting

>>26716939
>baiting the footfags

and you have nice tits but yuck those are some hobbit ass feet

>>26716585
I'm talking athletic girls who play volleyball regularly. Thick legs but the rest of their bodies are slim. Most don't even have tits yet. Seriously go to a volleyball practice. You'll be surprised.

>>26716939
You also need the board

>>26716939
post ass with timestamp <3

>>26716969
Hobbit? I wear a size five which is small...
There's lines on my feet from my shoes so maybe that's what you're talking about.

>>26716969
She's scrunching her toes, numbnuts. Feet will look denser that way

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>>26716952

>>26716939
Can you post your legs, thighs or hips, please? Nothing more. I want to see really if they're big or not

>>26715782
No, that's thick. /fa/ is where you thinspo faggotry belongs.

Misty >

>>26716997
it's the toes, they're gangly and nasty

>>26717010
When I get home. I have a mirror I can use at home. Gimme another 3 hours.

>>26716939
whore

>>26717033
Thanks. But I give my email before ;__; was dezelwind, remember?

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>>26716239
>>26716480
>>26716542
>>26716939

>>26716965
It's too late, anon. They're too bent on getting more lewds which they'll never get.

>>26717062
Okay. I still gotta wait until I get home. I have the emails in a note on my phone.

>>26717076
add mine? >>26716872

>>26717062
Holy shit

This is fucking awful

>fucking spaghetti in my captcha

>>26717076
Dezelwind here. Thanks, seriously! I don't want to see feets, don't worry about that, with thighs or hips I'm happy, Luna-chan. Good luck on your job!

Sure is /soc/ around here

>>26717109
are you the haha guy?

>>26717092
Why?

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>>26717121
I don't know him but I like smiling

>>26717109
>>26717121
>>26717140
He's totally the haha guy

>>26717121
He has to be the haha guy

>>26717151
>>26717163
i'm starting to think he's just trolling

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>>26717151
>>26717163
What the fuck? Seriously, who is the haha guy?

>idiots still like real women
time to grow up children

>>26717190
I want to have a family eventually, anon.

That doesn't mean I have to give up my hedonistic ways.

>busiest thread on /vp/
>has nothing to do with Pokémon

W E W
E
W

>>26717223
>wanting a family
>not giving up hedonism
Pick one.

>>26717233
Anon, when you're me, you WANT everything.

Sadly, you're not me.

But you COULD be me.

And WANT everything.

And once you HAVE everything.

You'll only WANT more.

>>26717229
>busiest thread has nothing to do with a series that changes glacially slowly on a board where threads are constantly remade
makes sense to me

>spic "fem"anon never replied again
lol who would have guessed

>>26717223
Go out. Meet people. Fucking travel.

Don't rely on an imageboard to find your future wife. We don't need another Grimmie incident.

>>26717484
But I'm not relying on the imageboard to find my Future wife.

And who the fuck is Grimmie?

>>26717490
>>>
> Anonymous 06/13/16(Mon)05:31:50 No.26717484▶>>26717490
>>>26717223
What future wife? I see two femanons here

>>26716939
I knew you were legit.

>>26716884
Hey, I'm not balding yet, buddy. I only have 2 gray hairs.

>>26716584
pls be in buenos aires

>>26711378
unf

this thread is a shitshow
i'd boink some well-figured spic as much as anyone but you lads should have some shame

Original femanon here. I'm sorry the thread turned into...this. I said this earlier but I didn't expect this much of a reaction.

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>>26711378
I might play as a girl for once if she's actually that thicc. Nice.

>all these thirsty virgins ITT

Look, we get it, she might be cute and all, but just stop orbiting around her, Jesus Christ you're all pathetic.

>>26716939
M'lady.

>>26717982
>tips fedora

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>>26717977
I'd tell you that there's no one else to blame but yourself, but everyone here who participated in it is just as bad.

Truthfully, if I were a reasonably attractive grill I'd do the same thing

>>26711378

She don't exist in our reality.

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>>26711378
She's not Lillie

>>26717977
You knew full well what would happen, posting yourself on the second most autistic board on 4chan.

You're all as bad as each other. But also

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>26711796
Bouncing boobs

It's almost time for me to go home. Did y'all still want me to post legs and hips? I already started this so I might as well finish it.

>>26714417
Look at the far right one, and look at the side of her pocketbook. Does it... look like something particular?

>>26718042
Ya got me. That is entirely possible.

>>26715554
I'm dying kek

>>26717977
>don't hit on me silly boys teehee xppp

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>>26718065
Sure, why not. Legs and hips are the best part of a woman's body.

Consider posting a nice shot of your breasts as well

>>26718065
Yeah, I'm waiting for that if you can, of course, I don't want to make you feel bad

>>26718065
Bump for this.

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I wish I had better lighting in here. But here I am as promised. I'm probably going to bed soon so I won't be around to reply much longer.

>>26718360
you still want to talk sometime or did we spurge hard enough to scare you off?

>>26718360
Think you need a little more up top, and thicker calves for OP pic to be literally you, but close enough I suppose.

>>26718360
Cute! Nice hips! You're very cute! That's a shame you don't has stockings because stockings to thigh = very very hot. Btw, thanks for trust on us!

>>26718390
Yeah maybe she is thicker. I've lost a little weight so I still sometimes think I'm bigger than I am now.

>>26718360
Really nice.

>tfw no thicc gf to wrap her thighs around my face and smother me

>>26718404
If thats your natural hair there then I guess you'd also need to work that to get it straighter and in a bob-ish cut. Very easy to cosplay thick fem S/M still though.

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>>26718401
Stockings, hm?

>>26718360
ayye email me babe i posted before

>>26718456
you better not be a butterface

>>26718446
It looks messier right now because I had it all twisted up in a bun all day. I'm getting it cut soon.

This is the kind of girl that I'd love to manipulate into being dependant on me

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>>26718456
You're enjoying this, aren't you?

>>26718456
how do you have those HIGH TEST thighs and no booty?

>>26718466
Wew

Post hair

>>26718456
you always do the quirky mismatched sock look ?
breddy cute desu

>>26718466
So not naturally curly? That makes it a lot easier then I'd imagine, no need to straighten it if you were to cosplay that.

>>26718456
Are you still interested in getting emails?

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>>26718485
I debated on posting this one. But what the hell.

>>26718520
I'll take them.

>>26718491
Wavy but only when long.

>>26718527
It's on autosage, so really, do whatever you want.

>>26718534
Neat. [email protected]

Do you do this sort of thing often? You seem somewhat accustomed to it.

Great ass by the way

>>26718527
I want to eat you out from behind

>>26718545
I actually don't do this really. I'm a people pleaser though so I tend to just do what people ask for/want.

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>it's another vp nutting over average looking women thread

>>26718490
I can never find two of the same socks. I have too many socks, t b h.

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>>26718488
My hair is super messy. Also it's bleached a little from when I had purple hair. The roots are closer to black.

>>26718552
What a pleasant individual.

>>26718555
Average women are great, though. And this anon actually has a nice lower body, at least.

>>26718555
I think it's more people nutting over a girl that wants people to nut over them. Surely if you've been here for more than a couple days you'd know that any hint of a flash of skin will get someones rocks off somewhere.