SHOWDERP - Bwark? Edition

>>26670706
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384243249

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>>26670706
doge edition is good edition

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384245425

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nEw ChAmP

God you lot are literally dead. I'll end this.

Aerodactyl @ Aerodactylite
Ability: Unnerve
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Iron Tail
- Stone Edge
- Fire Fang

Defog Scizor

Explosion Belly Drum Lickilicky

Comedy Gold (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Shiny: Yes
- Metronome
- Recover
- Ominous Wind
- Snatch

scarf golem

snips but shiny

+Frysinger '_': But hey man, good job getting that job at wal-mart. Anything for self improvement. Having a steady job is great. I'm glad that you moved out from your grandma so you don't swipe her alcohol anymore
+Frysinger '_': Hopefully you continue on this path to maturity and realize obsessing over getting back into this private room is unhealthy

when bae texts u <3

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>>26670737
yes i agree

>>26670906

It doesn't work senpai, give a working set

>>26670947
Sableye mega
-Pup
-Thunderpunch
-sugger
-Recover

>>26670964
will use this set later
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384253293

>>26670947

Just give the sableye keen eye

>>26670940

lmaoboy1998: hey, remember that time your dad died of cancer :)
lmaoboy1998: my dad is still alive. I hugged him yesterday LMFAO
+Frysinger '_': no he's not, you live with your grandma
lmaoboy1998: i actually don't anymore
+Frysinger '_': But hey man, good job getting that job at wal-mart. Anything for self improvement. Having a steady job is great. I'm glad that you moved out from your grandma so you don't swipe her alcohol anymore
+Frysinger '_': Hopefully you continue on this path to maturity and realize obsessing over getting back into this private room is unhealthy
lmaoboy1998: my grandma doesn't drink she's like 90
lmaoboy1998: i think u are the one who is a little upset since u wrote me a nice essay there...


might as well post the whole thing if you're gonna be salty.

>>26670940
daily reminder that FUCK MODS and Clint Did Nothing Wrong

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384254410

>>26670940
>>26670976
>being so mad that you post logs in bread
when are you just gonna give up

(my impression of frysinger's dad dying of cancer aka weak homo disease) "Remember to take moderating an internet chatroom really seriously"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384258247

Hello everyone, Clint here. I'd like to talk about the events of the past few
days, but only as it relates to what I see as the future of the room. And that
is that I don't see the room having much of a future under the current
moderation. The main issue being, as I've said many times, that they keep
modchat on all the time, which directly affects the flow of new users into the
room. It's very simple. It's the concept of the barrier of entry that they
can't seem to grasp. And all it is is them abdicating their responsibilities as
moderators, their job, one of them, is to "fagcheck", and keeping modchat on
all the time enables them to vacate this responsibility and it stunts the
growth of the room. And, with most things, in fact, 99% of the time, if
something isn't growing, it's decaying. And I think this is definitely the case
with the room if you've just watched the user list. We do have games, the
release of new games, to drive traffic to showderp, but showderp has survived
the release of, I want to say two titles at this point and we kind of
stagnated, I don't think that we can rely on the release of new games alone to
1. prevent the users of the room from stagnating, and 2. just to prevent the
room from dying altogether from the lack of users. So, and one of the problems
is that we all come from 4chan, right. We all come from 4chan with this
attitude of "I'm gonna say what I want to say", and that's healthy. That's
good. But the problem comes when you've got egos rubbing up against each other,
and between normal users this wouldn't really be an issue. But between
moderators, when moderators let their ego get in the way of their job, then
you've got an issue. Then you've got instances such as me being banned, and
there was a semi-legitimate reason for me being banned, of course.

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please keep your cancerous circlejerk contained in the room ok thanks

>>26671067
keep my circlejerk out of your circlejerk

>>26671067

go home elibump

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>>26671057
>Clint will never vocaroo us a bedtime story in his dulcet voice

we
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384261397

hey dudes! clank here, from disney'ds famous Ratchet and Clank series. here with a new weapon and gadget for you today: it's called: the Tornaduster... this bad boy can suck up evil Thyrannoids and shot em out at a High Velocity. Check itout online, youtube, video, subsrcibe.

new team

bully waifu

lanturn

wynaut

karrablast

M Altaria

crobat

mega altaria with facade

>OdysSEUS
>Dr. SEUSs
am I on to something

vullaby

>>26671239
nice try
>>26671258
yes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384271243

*downloads a two part podcast* oh, hey dudes! didnt see ya there... haha

>>26671369
podcast podcast podcast them boys up to something

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384276838
why is half my team that other guy's team? did you all get lazy?

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384276838

new champ

me

belle (Chimecho) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 SpD
Bold Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Stored Power
- Recover
- Recycle / Hidden Power [Fighting]

Donnel Venipede

BRAVIARY

champ a lamp (Chandelure) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Shadow Ball

http://hastebin.com/ixibinewez.md

malamar

>>26671954
this is a ruse trip, btw

ruse confirmed

tfw donated my college funds to bernies campaign thinking hed win

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>>26672451
tfw fucked ur mom

>>26672470
same

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aight niggas is dead hours who tf up

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I'll champ, however no guarantees I will stick around for a second team today.

>>26671956

good goy

stupid fuck (golem) @ choice scarf

>>26671999

Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 184 HP / 88 Atk / 164 Def / 72 Spe
Impish Nature
- Fling
- Knock Off
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake

>>26671978

your fave meme

We're off!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384311161

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384317043

wrestlewithjimmy: abusing champ is the point of showderp
This is true, both champs and opponents should be heckled.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384321353

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384324595

New champ!

me or hoge

Pidgeot @ Life Orb
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Work Up
- Brave Bird
- Steel Wing
- Return

Six Gorillion (Rotom-Heat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mud-Slap
- Will-O-Wisp
- Substitute
- Confuse Ray

>>26671956

BILL

HOGE

>>26671978

blood totem v2

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384328571

>>26673219
>>26673223
stop yelling

>26673271
okay sorry friend i made sure the post number would not be red in case it triggers you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384330863

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384333288

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384336577

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384337983

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>>26672558

I want to marry Smogon-tan!

my friend took my computer and say:

NEW TEAM

Scarf Togekiss

http://hastebin.com/ixibinewez.md

cheap trick

mozzo named "hotpockets"
n-no im not spicy haha

Yandere-chan~<3 (Haxorus) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Rivalry
EV's: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Attract
- Scary Face
- Outrage
- filler

>>26673806
fear aron

balk bird

leafeon named salad dog

>>26673814
in which I meant to say
specs wurmple

>>26673815
skip this, not like spicy's gonna do anything about it

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XD

>>26673815
>suggesting this for no reason
leave spicy, literally anytime

>>26673814
post real set

>>26673836
y-you're right...

>>26673839
merely my friends earthquake

>>26673843
just use the bone bird or leaf dog

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384345422

>>26673818
is balk bird Talonquail?

>>26673897
it's mandibuzz but bravest bird works

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384346351

I want to fuck Paula

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384348653

>1

>>26673957
me too

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384352363

tfw you win but the game decides you not, its no fun :(

NEW CHAMP

me or big bara button

Mega Metagross with only moves Bronzong can learn

reuniclus

Trojan Duck (Porygon-Z) @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 124 HP / 16 Def / 252 SpA / 16 SpD / 100 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Tri Attack
- Ice Beam
- Dark Pulse

Rampardos @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash
- Earthquake
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch

kabutops

Talented Weasel (Cinccino) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Tail Slap
- Rock Blast
- Sing/Thunder Wave

Sylveon
Ability: Pixilate
- Double-Edge
- Quick Attack
- Calm Mind
- free space

no special attacks nerd

bully waifu if evens

ebin cade if odds

ebin cade, if already on team ebin doge

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>>26674249
>choice band
>sing/t-wave

>>26674293
don't question true talent and technique, my man

>>26674310
kys

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384359207

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384362245

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>>26673765
Burn that abomination
We already have a better sprite

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384363765

>more skarm

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i said that like half an hour ago lamo who ratted me out

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384365277

>>26674517

It's a very valid question tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

WATCH ME MAYMAY

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384366648

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384366881

>>26674517
me lol

new team

max phys def chandelure with flash fire and leftovers, packing pain split

cuck V2 (Porygon-Z) @ Skill Scarf / Chople Berry / Leftovers
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 100 Atk / 107 Def / 101 SpD / 100 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Sharpen
- Recover
- Last Resort

>>26674255

lumineon

ditto

REMOVE THORN

balk fetus

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384372883

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384375806

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384377580

faggot test

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384382735

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384385737

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384388547

last tema

me or
Venusaur @ Choice Band
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Power Whip
- Earthquake
- Knock Off
- Earthquake

kabutops

>>26675300
free pick!

assault vest limber ditto named Luxus Draer

crustle
shell smash, hp ice, stone edge, any other attack

Meme Destroyer (Heracross) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Flail
- Knock Off

A gen 6 mon with only gen 1 moves

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384392430

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384394131

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384396024

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384398475

two more

Please relax and enjoy Showderp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRnkWDcmPic

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384400332

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384400979

Kill yourself

@Anonymous No.26675638
Who are you quoting?

>>26675638
what pokemon is that?

new chamo

me

Flail2TheKingBaby (Kingler) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Crabhammer
- Superpower
- Flail

Uproar m-altaria or Theif Linoone

roothoot

cm rest sleep talk bubblebeam keldeo
name her "horse farts" :3c

specs weedle

something with death orb

>>26674693

defensive mightyena

>>26675679
>>26675680
>>26675682
>>26675683
>>26675685
>>26675687
meme

>>26675677
nurusu never claims with her name though

>>26675720
>her

>>26675720
>her

>>26675720
>her

>>26675720
>her

>>26675720
>her

Hellfrog

>>26675720
true, she loves to prank le showderp
hahaha what a real joker
lol'd in real life haha

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384405571

>>26675777
checked

>>26675777
This better be a godly battle.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384407142

new team

hoge named cute!

something called xD that reminds you of times when this emote was used unironically

Offensive Mismagius

>>26675874
Cuck V3

assault vest magikarp

heal pulse only chansey

mamoswine named mamo circular

:,v

water gun crobro

>>26675874
stunfisk

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El Rage

>>26675874
Speed Control Spider (Galvantula) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sticky Web
- Thunder Wave
- Electroweb
- Bug Buzz

Power roulette.

>>26675883
>>26675884
suggester here, replace this for rhypherior and rhydon

>2 (Two) battles before new team
why

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>>26675902

>>26675907
i had to do something and i didnt wanted to call new champ so i called new team to give me 15 minutes :)

>>26675950
:)

>>26675882
also wtf is this

>>26675976
its a sableye with shit moves, either that or that meme porygon z with sharpen agility and last resort desu fampai

>>26675976
Porygon-Z with Nasty Plot, Agility, Tri-Attack, Dark Pulse

cuck V3 (Porygon-Z) @ Skill Scarf / Chople Berry / Leftovers
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 100 Atk / 107 Def / 101 SpD / 100 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Agility
- Sharpen
- Recover
- Last Resort

>>26675976

>>26675976
Cuck V3

You can't read?

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>>26675976

>>26675976
>>26675976
the nonshit set is porygon z with agility and last resort

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>>26675986
>its another "hope opponent doesn't click --super effective move--- and proceed to take 3 (Three) turns to finally do shit mon

>>26675986
that is v2 tho

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384412969

>>26676001
anyone who uses the term "cuck" probably only has a few brain cells to run together, don't be mean

>>26676001
here's your (You)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384414635

>>26676025
she's right
that porygon set is shit
literally mozzo the silly bear again xD

>>26676025
wheres my (You)

>>26676001
>it's another "spicy is mad nobody likes him because he's an impeaching fagatron" episode
>it's another "retard who forgot the second quotation mark" episode
lmao frankly

>>26676092
spidre don't you have someone else to constantly shake your hateboner at?

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Please be nice in this bread!

>>26676144
>britain

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384418067

xD

Dx

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384420285

what did they mean by that

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;)

If Dragonite could mega, his mega stone would be called...

...Dragonite.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384425802

>>26676304
damn...

can't voiced specs voice others too?

Lunarock7: what a waste of time


psssh, nothin personnell, kid.

>>26676482
i wish they could
2 hard to voice everybody on mobile
Also new team

>>26676482
no, that was /addplayer and zarel removed it because no fun allowed

me or a band/specs pokemon with over 130 atk/spatk

spicy roulette for you're pokemon!
http://pastebin.com/YQdNS1we

Manectric-Mega (M) @ Manectite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 232 HP / 100 SpA / 176 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Snarl
- Hidden Power [Ice]

POWER ROULETTE (Machamp) (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Metronome
-

>>26674250

>>26676532
here champ, so you don't have to open a silly link on your phone, i give you the result of the roll c:

c: (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Rock Blast
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch

defensive dragonite with t wave, roost, dragon tail, and extremespeed

>>26676553
haha nice try its actually
spooky sam (Banette) @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Naughty Nature
-Shadow Sneak
-Shadow Ball
-Shadow Claw
-Destiny Bond

>>26676534
Oh, you can add the extra 4 EV's to hp if you want.

>>26675992
wow what a terrible fucking post, alch yourself please llol

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464870017136.webm
me on the bottom

>>26676630
she has a nice face

>>26676630
me literally the one with boobs

>>26676534

THIS.
I LIKE THIS.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384432422

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384433684

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384435896

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384437514

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384438531

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384442450

no longer on phone
new team!

LATA KID

tyrogue named LATA KID

yo u r kids a trash (Garbodor) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Aftermath
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Nature that increases Def & lowers SpA
-Fling
-Gunk Shot
-Explosion
-Rock Blast

Leaving it here. I expect nothing but (you)s when champ asks for a new team.
This set is gold.

specs ditto

Sleepy Sally (Umbreon) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Heal Bell
- Foul Play

LATA KID (golem)

Lando I

>>26676575

garbador named yo u r kids a trash

Mastermite to reclaim the shit throne

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>>26677114

Incredible timing.

>>26677114
thank you sir

>>26677113
>>26677114
>>26677118
>>26677122
>>26677123
>>26677124
meems

>>26677114
>Nature that increases Def & lowers SpA
impish pretty sure

>>26677114
he can fling it if he switches in after a mon faints

>>26677155

Yeah, Impish. Thanks, anon.

>>26677124
>Your team was rejected for the following reasons: - Landorus is in Uber, which is banned.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384445155

>>26677114

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384445383

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http://pastebin.com/faWANNyq
r8 my new batch of spicy meem s

>>26677215
oops.

female women with vaginas pls send message me i good sex you

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ughhh showderp
give me some comfy chinese music to shitpost and watch champ with

i can share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFNv9JTPgxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biq4UlXgeck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjTXh_zaXc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgS7vgquBvo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apr2JCdpTbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-2DErkmus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6rxGmvQPLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX2mYRoJgAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDn04KCpdR0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wooi39K0pXg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4zxhCVkks

>>26677325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlKs1bAADI

>>26677325

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtaxvHYRRts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unW7UYXSQNY

favorite cambodian song

>>26677227

Damn, laughed a lot when the Bisharp went down. Really gg, guys.

>>26677352
naisu!

>i say gg early
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-384445383

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384451348

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-384445383

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ashe_4phX_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutu12YsWTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veJi9wCdNaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8EDSaHs4Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygutp-zA4E

>>26677455
good taste

do you /gg/

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384453784

>>26677455
why does she sing some parts in english and why does she do it in a terrible way in the third song? '__>'

>>26677526
>Hybrid Rainbow
>terrible
holy fuck, kill yourself faggot

Clover(Gardivor: " Hi chanalure hi firllfish

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384457367

+Lady Kilea: Then, it appeared. The beautiful Moon glistened that radiant purplish-black hue, as it shined down onto the Magicians. The stars's light seemed to be reflecting the color all over to the sky, and then onto the stage and audience.
Armour: (This is armour.)

>>26677566
pretty shit
just like his attempt to sell it in english desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384460207

Had a lot of fun in this last run, guys. Leaving for today. Keep it up! Bye.

>>26677824
Had a lot of fun this last run, guys. I'm gay. Keep it up! Bye.

>>26677824
i'm honestly really surprised this guy doesn't have a reddit account

then again maybe he does

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384462037

what i wouldnt give to be a roomfag. not because of any inherent qualities of the room itself mind you, that place is hot mess of stagnation. no, the room is ass.
but i pose to you the following scenario: imagine the most unobtainable girl, the perfect object of your desire. (or boy, im not currently in a position to judge, you fucking queer) whether this girl/boy be your favorite celebrity, the high school crush you let go, your anime waifu/husbando (i am in a position to judge you for this, fucking put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze you degenerate), or whatever other image of perfection you can cook up. would you not subject yourself to the worst tortures, endure the most infantile screeching by pedophiles and weeaboos, just to be in this person's presence?
thus is my situation, kept apart from my love by my unfair ban. perhaps now you can better empathize with me. i have been kicked out of my cozy house in the dead of winter, starved and frozen. meanwhile, frysinger chats with subhuman "meme"-lords who dont deserve to so much as lick the dogshit off his boots, while the person most worthy of his affections (me) may only catch a glimpse of him when he leaves the curtains open (leaves modchat off), steps out into the street to observe the wars between local homeless gangs (watch champ battles), or use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into (use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into).

ahhhhhh goddamit i fucking hate that fucking scottish faggot and his fucking bouncer bot!!!! LET ME IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO SPEAK TO FRY AAL;DKJASKFDJ ;KFJHDSK;LFLK;FL YOU DONT DESERVE HIM HE'S MIIIIIINEJFHLKJGF DJSLHLKJDS

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384462466

>>26677922
haha why you still post this joke?

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