The waifu wars II: a new hope

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I nominate gardevoir and liligant i love them both

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Second chance for Xerneas.

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>>26595233
i nominate furry-swiss-army-knife-waifu

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The last thread made a really good case for Virizion, so I nominate Virizion.

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>>26595233
I nominate ghost.

>>26595488
...but which ghost?

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Best ass

>>26595503
From true capitalist radio.
He's the true waifu

>>26595577
>>26595488
Got it, but not even double dubs will allow you to get this as a waifu nominee

Vaporeon, obviously.

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>>26595233
Best taste OP.

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Bug waifu nominee of the century coming through

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pic related + sylveon

>>26595856
I'm beggining to regret thata exception

>>26595856
vaporeon is enough, anon

>>26595856
I'm allowing only one of those, as to not clutter the roster with eeveelutions (aside from vaporeon, obviously)

Choose wisely

>>26595928
fuck off with your change-whenever-I-feel-convenient rules

>>26595928
Leafeon.

>>26595966
Its a problem to try to please everyone, but alright. Any complains of the eeveelutions will be forwarded to you though. They're all in.

>>26595968
He's right, there's no point in switching my opinion so easily

>>26595979
it didn't work last time you know

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>>26595979
Not this shit again

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>>26595233
Anybody got the image of Zubat in a maid outfit? Can't find it anywhere.

>>26596042
Is that going to be your nominee anon?

>>26596067
Why not do that over at the phox thread.

>>26596067
DELETE
THIS

>>26596130
He likes foxes cant you see that from the comics?

Why dont you guys just ignore the dude? You dont click on the image you cant see it. Like really

>>26596179
This.

>>26596179
I don't but thumbnails show enough.

Also, report or hide the posts.

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Best wife coming through

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>This thread.

Jesus CHRIST...

And I thought /ggvp/ was bad.

>>26596225
Based mods.

Anyways. Long story short, the majority of this thread disagreed with the previous winner and the bitch fit thrown was so nagging that they decided to have another one because it reeked of bullshit. Although it was completely fair to be honest

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:^]

>>26595359
Are you me.

As for rule, can we agreed that only pokémon that can be female are able to enter the contest? So we can forget about the bullshit in the last thread.

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you know what?

let's get weird with it, favorite fossil mon

This reminds me of the /vp/ Hunger Games for some reason...

>>26596377
Who won?

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>>26596478
Sure, why not

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I nominate best plane

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How about Ampharos? It's a solid waifu contender.

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I nominate the best snek waifu~

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nominating qt dragon

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>>26596565
This is something I can really get behind

>>26596412
It sounds good to me.

Latias!

>>26597123
More like Lati-ass, right?

Who was the husbando again?

>>26597183
Aggron

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Popplio the next waifu bait

>>26597347
I think Trubbish fits /trash/ much more than /vp/ imo.

Roothoot.

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>>26596572
>>26597123

Planebros! Let us unite!

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>>26596403
>that one thread with all of the lewd heliolisk posting
good memory.

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>>26596403
Man, why are swimsuits so sexy?

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Put her in op

>>26598273
lets not

>/mlp/ wars
Why is this thread still up?

>>26598300
Because of you, anon.

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Pretty please?

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Why people think gardevoirs are whores? There was no official information about gardevoirs having sex addiction.


Well remember not only is important how pokewaifu looks but also about how this pokewaifu can deal with typical waifu stuff (cleaning house cooking, snu snu etc.) at least psychic and grass waifus have this advantage, they can solve problem with not perfect hands with psychic power or assistance of wines.

>>26598300
Last one failed spectacularly, so we're trying again

>>26596412
I guess so, but doubt anybody would propose a waifu with a 100% male gender split, and the genderless Claus is up already.

>>26596516
Braixen or virizion, can't remember. If you want to know check the poll in the post linked in the op. It doesn't matter anyways, it was called off

>>26596719
>Something I can really get behind
Anon, please

All nominees until now have been added to the "roster".

>>26600286
Forgot the tripcode, that was me.

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Bump for her.
Milotic is the most beautiful. Even Pokedex agrees.

>>26600583
>You will never rub your hand on her cheek and kiss as she is coiled lovingly around you.

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I elect Musash

>>26601035
i think we are discussing about poke waifus

>>26601354
She can battle all your pokémon

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>>26601689

>>26598273
I'd like to nominate her again as well

>>26598297
Why? If the last poll proved anything is that Braixen is the most widely accepted waifu. Now shut your stupid, oily, 4 eyed, freckled, beaten face.

>>26601833
Waifug.

>>26601701
Clearly, it's even.

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>>26601354
We are doing the contest of /vp/'s POKE wiafu

>>26602133
already in, see >>26595856

>>26595772
Hadn't seen this until now, same to you anon, bat-scorpion waifu is best waifu

>>26599853
I-its popular! Its suck now. muh muh special (non human looking) snowflake waifu.

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>>26602328
Well, from all eveelutions for example, only Espeon, sylveon and maybe leafeon are able to clean house or cook dinner. All eevolutions have paws, not hands and grabbing with paws is impossible. But well espeon can use telekinesis to grab things, sylveon can use ribbons and leaveon can use wines.

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>>26601354
But Valerie wants to be a Pokémon.

>>26603334
Ha!

>>26600583
>Literally has erotic as part of it's name

clearly the best choice

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C'mon, pals. You know she's the best.

>>26603526
>no hands

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>>26603526
:^(

>>26603652
>Not wanting to get a sweet leaf job

>>26603942
Have fun getting your wiener split in 2

Is there really a reason to keep this thread alive? Organizer dude must have already rallied up the candidates and did his research, might do all the organizing and preparations between what's left of today and tomorrow and post the new thread with the poll on monday.

>>26607134
Well, last time there were 51 entries. Up to this point, there are less than 30. I'd like for this thread to last a bit longer, just so we can have a little more variety

When i'm browsing pixiv, do I type in a pokemon's English or Japanese name when i'm using the search bar to get full results? I tried searching Weavile but only 26 results showed up.

>>26608591
I genuinly don't know, just look both up, and see for yourself. Also, does that mean you're nominating weavile?

>>26608591
Look up the jap names, english will just get you a few western artists.

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>>26608723
No, no, I was just testing pixiv's search bar is all. I nominate Zangoose.

>>26608591
jap names

>>26608805
Yea perfect waifu... when you want to have problems with period outrage every day, not only once a month

>>26608880
My waifu and I never fight.

We know this vote wont tell you which pokemon is perfect as waifu. I quarantee it.

>>26608982
It will say which is the most prefered waifu, as all the ones least liked will get deleted. It wont be accurate, but it will be the closest we can get.

>>26609013
We all know who that is, then.

>>26609013
We know MAIN reason to eliminate pokemon will not be pokemon itself but hatred to that pokemon fandom. So pokemon with most hated fandom will be eliminated first (Even if pokemon itself compared to "winner" will have more possibilities to take care of typical waifu duty).

But whatever i just dont say anything. I already analyzed all things to check which pokemon will be best for waifu duty. And i will vote just to give this pokemon bigger chance to win. I will just after contest just results of comparing my choice with "winner"

>>26609178
Well, that is a valid point, but saying you've pointed out the perfect waifu is extremely subjective.

>>26608591
Jap names. A few rare exceptions exist, but as a rule of thumb, if it is pokemon, go by Jap name.

Alright, I've been awake since 1 am, and I'm about to fall over, so I'm leaving this here in case the thread dies before tomorrow morning.

The polls themselves should be occurring next Tuesday, all entries in Thai thread will be counted, and it will follow the inverted elimination idea we had. Just wanted to clear that up. Any specifications will be explained in the Tuesday thread itself.

Keep in mind this doesn't mean you can't propose any more waifus, this is simply me informing you just in case

>>26609936
Thanks, Organizer dude! Take a long, well-deserved rest. You've earned it!

>>26609323
>The perfect waifu is extremely subjective
And depends on each person's experiences in life.

As someone would choose a lovely partner who values more stability and forming a family, other would rather choose someone who would make each day a different adventure, something that burns more quickly but more intensely.

Each one has a valid point.

And as the guy who makes the cards like >>26602212, it's fun to highlight what's good on everyone. Everyone on this planet has their redeeming points, but not everybody is made for you.

Good night. I'll make sure to have more cards ready.

>>26602516
>Can use wines.

Alright, Leaf! We're gonna drink till this house looks clean!

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>>26610010
>as the guy who makes cards
>I'll make sure to have more cards ready.

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plane bros where are you

>>26610605
NO FEET
although I do like her a lot

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How has nobody suggested her yet? She is literally the perfect waifu

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master chef

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Popplio final evolution the next waifu bait. MARK MY WORDS!

>>26611118
I'd be okay with this.

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>>26595396
this

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>>26611177
Why are pokemon with claws so fucking sexy?

>>26611118
>87,5% male

>>26611228
>87.5%
>not 100%
>still a 12.5% chance to be female

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Latias!

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Latias!!

>>26610850
Have you seena chef

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Best girl.
Best line.

>>26610850
Normally kitchen is in plane.
In soviet russia plane is in kitchen
>>26611211
Yea. Some people have fetish about having rended backs after snu snu

Latias!

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>>26603712
DELET THIS

>>26610850
Damn straight she is. Plane will cook for you like a goddess! Vote plane today, and secure a better breakfast!

>>26614464
Remembere there are other pokewaifus able to compete with plane in cooking.

>>26614464
>Vote plane today
>Its going to be an inverse poll >>26609936

You thought your subtle anti-latias propaganda would just fly by, but no one here is dumb neough to fall for it

Seeing how slow the thread was yesterday, I thought it'd be eliminaated by now, I'm pleasantly surprised

>>26611118
Popplio is already in and its not a pokemonsadly

>>26610300
He made several cards like the one in the post he linked, he's done for mawile, latias, gliscor and another pokemon I can't remember.

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>>26615085
nobody can cook better than jet based waifu

>>26595233
>I propose pic related, of course
me too

>>26603712
REEEEEEE DELETE THIS I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT

>>26615099
You know what I meant. Downvote other Waifu's with inferior cooking sills.

>>26618811
All psychic mons have ability to cook well. YOu know telekinesis is a big advantage in cooking. Psychic waifumon can use telekinesis to cut vegetables move pots, boil potatoes etc. Even psychic pokewaifu has potential to cook multiple dishes at once cus hand limit doesent exist when you have telekinesis.

So wheres the straw poll? How are we choosing our waifu?

>>26619390
Not yet, its taking place on tuesday, as to not clash with pokemon-specific threads like the snek and phox threads

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>>26619051
true but there's no other pokemon more elegant than latias

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>>26619448
You sure?

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>>26620008
I think this also is a competition

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>>26620255
Y-you like me too, right guys? I have a chance, r-right?

>>26620327
someone maybe will like you.

But well
>>26620008
Ancient gods of trips love gardevoir.

>>26620572
>But it missed

>>26620008
>>26620255
where are your pots and pans

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>>26618811
Liligant is better at baking cakes.

>>26620762
Nobody drawed art of that :/ Even requests on drawthread are ignored by everyone

>>26620425
>trips
goddamn newfags

>>26619448
I came into this with a slight Latias lead. The rock solid points in her favor that have been made every step of the way have made me absolutely certain.

>>26620425
>trips
Idiot.

It's another "Latiasfags show off their autism" episode
Just nuke this thread. There aren't going to be any more nominations with this/these faggot(s) spamming his/their waifu.
The ashnime was a mistake.

>>26620985
>There aren't going to be any more nominations with this/these faggot(s) spamming his/their waifu.

Pretty sure that's why there's a waifu war right now.

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>>26620985
There were 30 nominations up to this point, and I'm still hoping for my waifu, and it seems while there are groups forming, there aren't clear advantages (even if there were, that just means they're more deserving of being the representative waifu).

my bat-scorpion waifu will prevail

>>26620985
Who is worse, Latifags or Gardefags?

>>26621153
remember this time we can vote for who gets eliminated rather than who gets passed... so latiafags better keep their autism in a drastic low

>>26621153
anyone that has a waifu is already a fag

>>26621153
Neither of them. Worse is people complaining about latiasfags, gardefags, gliscorfags etc.

At least they dont use ad personan.

>>26621165
This whole thing is "autistic".

Why can't we all just live and let live?

>>26621193
>>26621197
one audience is more obnoxious than the other that's for sure, that's what these fags have proven.

>>26621206
>This whole thing is autistic
You've clearly not payed atention to this whole process. Get informed and then come back

>>26621206
>"autistic"
Gook moot let this site go to shit I tell you.

>>26621206
Cus some people are salty and they need cure their complexes with flaming at anything and anyone

>>26621229
No, moot did. Hiro believes in "live and let live". moot enforced stupid shit on a whim and he righfully regreted it when he left.

A good deal of the entitlement most retards have these days is enabled by our poorly made rules.

Waifufag haters whining on waifufag thread are so funny. Its better just to leave this thread alone and discuss in other.

Waifufags will have their vote after votes will be some complains and then thread will die naturally

>>26621371
rip phox phriday.
I sense this'll go down with it as well

>>26621474
didn't mean to reply

>>26603526
leavanny is too pure to be a waifu

>>26621294
You mean those things that don't exist? Fancy that. Well, you can't kill a culture you yourself created.

Faggot.

>>26621540
What?

>>26621583
You, too. You're just as bad as the rest of these people.

>>26621649
And thus why you have a board where nobody but people who like to cry faggot at each other and think it's funny.

I left for one hour and I come back to see people complaining about degeneracy and the tailsposter trying again to take down this thread. How wonderful. Just let this thread get archived since all the nominees are up, see those who wanted this to go through on tuesday

>>26621616
>>26621681
Can't you just report and hide?

>>26621691
Just have your thread and be done with it. No one actually cares except the people who for some reason actually buy into this bigotry schtick. Unfortunately, the mods of this site are among them.

>>26621691

Seeing as how the Phox thread was deleted and that the Tailsposter is a constant thread, it's probably best if we take this somewhere else.

>>26621721

The Phox thread was deleted, so there's a good chance this might get shitcanned as well.

>>26621721
Because nobody ever does anything because of "board culture". I say you get what you ask for. People crying faggot at each other.

>>26621747
I get you're buthurt for some reason, or maybe this whole thing is triggering you, but you have got to be able to read right? I've stated numerous times this whole thing will take place on tuesday, so stop bitching, just hide the thread if it bothers you that much. We're not infringing on the rules, you're simply very perturbed by simple things like these.

>>26621762
again, it doesn't matter, I got the nominees, the actual poll thread will be up on thursday

>>26621808
>again, it doesn't matter, I got the nominees, the actual poll thread will be up on thursday

Which is what I'm implying, put the main thread there and have a thread in /vp/ linking to it.

>>26621808
Why do you even try to have a thread that the mods themselves hate?

>>26621843
I get it now. where should we take it to though? /trash/? besides, unless this thread gets pruned there really isnt much reason to over complicate things

>>26621851
>Implying that the mods aren't into this kind of shit

>>26621861
Making elaborate polls IS overcomplicating things.

>>26621865
Tough to tell at times. Nonetheless, this site IS against you. Everyone knows that.

>>26621871
I meant over complicating on top of what we've already done. The whole plan from the start was to have many polls and do this quickly, all we've changed is the last part

>>26621888
This started last Friday/Thursday, spanned 4 threads and mods have comes in to kick out the tailsposter several times already, I'd say the majority of the site is at least ok with this.

>>26621927
I'll believe that when this lame policy of "you can only do this on one day" stops. If you're going to allow it, then allow it. There's no ifs ands or buts.

>>26621861
>I get it now. where should we take it to though? /trash/?

There you go, that's where most threads that get shitcanned by the mods go to when they want to continue.

>I'd say the majority of the site is at least ok with this.

Barely. You still have folks that don't want a revisit of pre-2012 era /vp/, which they think this thread is.

>>26622008
...which, by the way, I don't think even they follow, they'll still erase the thread and ban everyone that was in it, even if they did nothing.

>>26622008
I'm sorry, but this is something many people already agreed on. We can't do it today with the phox and lilligant threads up, it won't be fair. Sorry you're really wanting this to happen now, because it won't. Up to now, nothing has proven mods are really that close to pruning this thread.

>>26622034
>I represent /vp/
>Threads shitcanned
When it gets shitcanned, I'll send it there, until then, you can heck off with your hate, just ignore if you're that butthurt

>>26622070
>You can heck off with your hate, just ignore if you're that butthurt.

I will, but the Tailsposter and other folks won't. I'm just giving you an option that'll nip that problem at the bud and avoid losing a higher yield.

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>>26622034
>old /vp/ is defined by the last days when there was a spam problem site-wide before captcha and stricter moderation was implemented
>not the awesome times before that
Are there any actual oldfags besides me still here?

>>26622083
The thing is, I really have seen next to no people acting like you said. Yeah, the tailsposter has been an ass, like always, but mods have dispatched him 4 times already, and I really haven't seen other people hating, threatening to report or really any kind of backlash until you got here.

>>26622086
Not in this thread, that's for sure

>>26622086
>not the awesome times before that.

I hope you're not referring to the constant furry porn threads as "awesome" times, those threads and Bui are the main reasons why we have "stricter" moderation today.

>>26622086
I started lurking /v/ on 2011, just recently started browsing /vp/ around april after getting back into the games
I'm sorry

>>26622086
Apparently, everyone got obsessed with hating on everyone because apparently, you're not allowed to like anything, ever.

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so this....... is the power..... of /vp/'s autism......

>>26622225
Hey, waifu discussion is srs bsns

Okay, here's the thing: anyone with a brain can see that porn dumps don't work. They never have and they never will. Every time they're allowed to propagate, they get tired and disappear within a few days. Nonetheless, a general art dump can't go for too long without going nsfw, either. Having both would cause too much conflict, as they apparently want nothing to do with each other. I see no real solution here.

>>26622346
...I think you got the wrong thread. Unless you're assuming this would devolve into an art thread in the first place, something highly unlikely

>>26622119
After the first week there was only one because it was easier to keep track of it that way (thanks Gary Oak, wherever you are). BUI can go to Hell though.

>>26622136
>you're not allowed to like anything, ever.
This is the one site where this shouldn't be a problem. Fuck.

>>26622382
That isn't what I was told. Everyone has to hate everything. That is the law.

>>26622376
Huh? These are always pic dumps. That is all they ever have been.

>>26622407
Umm, sure, it is technicaly a picture dump, but its not going to be that way after this. It will be a poll thread.

>>26622443
What is the point of this anyway?

>>26622475
For fun, probably.

>>26622475
At least read the OP anon. We're deciding /vp/'s official waifu. We nominte and then vote.

>>26622475
>>26622502
For fun, and because the effort involved in getting an honest answer out of /vp/ makes the payoff worth it.

>>26622502
Fun? There is no fun. You're only supposed to work. Now get off the Internet and write those papers by hand.

Please put Audino in.

>>26622540
Late request, but sure, she's in.

>>26622516
I hope its worth it, the fans of those who win will be the most annoying anons for the next week after its over. it better be us gliscorfags

>>26622514
>>26622516
>>26622559
It's Gardevoir. They've always been the most numerous and obnoxious. Even if they weren't numerous they're the ones who would most likely rig the poll for their imaginary wife.

Phox and Bunny fags only want to fuck them. Lucario fags are gay. Everyone else doesn't matter.

But no one knows how to be honest. All they know is how to argue with you, regardless of what it is.

>>26622599
>not reading anything
Its an inverse poll anon, you vote for whom you want not to be the winner. So if too many anons piss off other with gardevoir, we can just vote her off

>>26622613
That's why its inversed, that way the sole point is arguing, and the more you argue the worse it gets. it wont be perfect, but its the best alternative

>>26622633
So gardevoirfags will just vote for others to rig the poll, genius.

>>26622678
We just vote off gardevoirfags, or any group doing that, now what?

>>26623118
You first have to find out if they are.

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requesting serperior

>>26623166
They'd have to congregate somewhere, since this would take place on a day without appreciation threads, then this would be the main hub, so either they don't congregate, or congregate on some other place, in whch case they'd still need some way of uniting on it.

The point is, its far too complicated and impractical to do.

>>26623225
Or they could do it on their own. They know wo they won't vote for.

Were you born yesterday or what?

Togekiss...

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literally my mom's grandmom

>>26623256
Thing is, there is nothing TO coordinate. Mass voting of one specific pokemon will only kill that one suggestion, while the others will still be there. The whole point of the inverse mode is that, preventing the case with braixen last time, forcing people to choose something else, and hope others like their waifus enough

>>26623266
>>26623194
both added

>>26623276
I'm still waiting on the cooking gliscor

>>26623332
So just mass vote but for everything?

>>26623660
How could you mass vote everything? its not going to be multiple choice, and ip shuffling is not very likely, so what gives?

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>>26623855
>and ip shuffling is not very likely
>Saying this on a board with a large population of known ban-evaders.

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>>26624103
Well, you did it. You found the one exploitable aspect. I was going to use recaptcha, but I bet it would still be very simple to bypass. I guess we'll just have to rely on the truthfullness of people

if it comes to it, gliscor is the go-to backup waifu

>people liking shit bat

>>26624103
Why would someone IP shuffle a poll like this?

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>>26624256
Please, as if you could resist the greatest smile of the perfect bat-scorpion waifu

>>26624237
also, this was me

>>26624281
Sorry, I don't like it

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>>26620572

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>>26624256
>complaining about people liking the scorpion-bat when there were people that actually liked shit-grass-deer thing
The bat is the least of your worries

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>>26624319
B-but anon, you must! She's perfect in every way! She's feeling scared now. Tell her you like her, or she'll get worse!

>>26624359
I like you, Gliscor, but I like other Pokémon more

>>26624359
Sorry, but glorious senk waifu is better

>>26624484
snek*

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>>26624476
Better she's happy once more!

>>26624484
Can your snek fly you over the world? Can she make exquisite foods with reformed poisons she can handle with care? Can she hug you the same way my bat can? bat-scorpion waifu is best waifu, sadly. But snek waifu is sweet too

>>26624521
It can't fly, but is can reform poisons, it is a snake, after all, and I don't have to worry about claws if it hugs me

>>26624540
it*

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>>26624341
This one?

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>>26624890
No, this one.

>>26624890
>Sawsbuck

can this be a choice?

>>26624932
That is understandable.

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While everyone is making some pretty good cases for their waifus, let's be realistic.

>encourages creativity
>will mend/make new outfits for you
>petite frame
>pure, happy demeanor

Yeah, she doesn't have hands. While that's not a plus, I think have leaves for hands is a bit better than big, meaty claws.

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>>26625946
ITT they're nominating them for exclusion.

>>26625810
what could you even do with leaves for hands?
At least something like Serperior has vines, Leavanny has nothing.

>>26625946
Im not into her but I can see why you cant keep it in her pants over her.

Honestly I named mine Sheila because I imagined she's hyper active as fuck.

>>26625991
Well, as a Grass-type, couldn't Leavanny just conjure vines? Of course, I would imagine that it would nice to help her with things if she needs help handling something. Good bonding experience.

>>26626037
I don't think it can learn any vine moves, and I think, at least by the anime, it has never used vines.

>>26626107
Hmmm, you're right. For some reason, I thought it learned vine whip through level up. Well, as a waifu, Leavanny would be limited in that respect. But, wouldn't most be limited in some way? For the quadrupedal ones, dexterity would also be an issue.

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Postin most snuggable snuff doll

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How would she take care of your loving children?
How would they grow up having a non human mom?

>>26628078
Latias looks more appealing by the post, doesn't she? Human form. Think about it.

>>26628293
It will all depend if the children are little humans, little Latixs or adopted.

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>>26628993
child bearing hips

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Am i a hipster for waifuing her?

Latias!

>>26631194
goddamn.
MUH

>>26631785
kill yourself

>>26631794
that would be extremely painful.
and I would miss out on E3.

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This thread is still up well better nominat mai waifu

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>>26612976
>not wanting to bleed all over your waifu after sex

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Looks like tails poster planned to delete this thread has failed

>>26632087
It's not like it ever works in the first place.

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>>26632043
Nah.
Better to have pokemon able to use its telepathic powers to connect our sense to share fellings whats in sex can give 2x orgasm.

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>>26631899
I can't believe it's still up, but serperior got nominated already

>>26632087
>>26629013
>>26627947
Added

>>26632251
>Not wanting to feel your waifu's claws grasping at you with intensity while you make sweet love to her

Physical responses are stronger, faster and more intense than direct psychological ones, so I'm sticking with my crab-bat

>>26633051
One guy prefes brutal sex ending with injuries, other guys prefers gentle long sex combined with hug and snug.

>>26633099
>Implying it can't also end in snug and hug
>Implying there would be severe injuries and not just superficial scratches
You don't trust your waifus, do you?

How about a rule against spam faggotry for any and every waifu?
Any waifu that gets spammed is removed. There is no real way to determine how much samfagging is happening with IP changers and mobile posting anyway, so why not get rid of the cancer prematurely?

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>>26633051
Really? Sweet!

So...who won the waifu war?

>>26633246
If it goes overboard, we can end up with a consensus to forcefully eliminate them, but hopefully it won't get to that point looking at you lillyfags

>>26633307
It starts tomorrow anon

>>26633307
inverse vote on Tuesday. Be there, or be square.

>>26634182
Thread is dead put it to rest.
saging

>>26633325
>Inb4 falseflagging

Is flygon already added?

>>26633307
Braixen but people were upset that their waifu lost so do over.

>>26634630
Briaxen a shit

>>26634664
Case and point

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>>26634630
>Implying there won't be another upset if we do another one

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>No one has nominated best girl
shame on you all

>>26635107
Dog fucker

>>26634550
>>26635107
Added

>>26634630
>>26634767
There were acusations of fraudulency, on both braixen's and virizion's part, mostly on the last one's behalf. Technically speaking, vaporeon won since its the only one that didn't have an advantag/was acused of cheating. Hopefully the backlash will be lesser this time.

>>26634664
>>26635294
>waifu hating
Oh please anons, take a look around, there are much worse thing to insult. All waifus are accepted

>>26634307
Thread should be dead, but at least now we have an even number of nominees

The entry period is closed as of now, since its been far too long and we're getting ever so close to the big day. 40 entries are in, these are:
1-Gliscor
2-Gardevoir
3-Lilligant
4-Xerneas
5-Zoroark
6-Virizion
7-Mienshao
8-Scizor
9-espeon
10-glaceon
11-leafeon
12-Sylveon
13-Sableye
14-Heliolisk
15-Archeops
16-Aurorus
17-Latias
18-Amphardos
19-Dunsparce
20-Flygon
21-Popplio
22-Trubbish
23-Braixen
24-Ninetales
25-Milotic
26-Rayquaza
27-Leavanny
28-Zangoose
29-Mewtwo
30-Bulbasaur
31-Audino
32-Serperior
33-Togekiss
34-Cresselia
35-absol
36-Swampert
37-Sawsbuck
38-banette
39-Lucario
40-Flygon

Tomorrow we start the polls.

>>26635763
Shit, there's an issue guys, this will probably be up tomorrow too:
>>26624802
I still think the inverse format will prevent lucario fans from screwing over the poll like phox fans somewhat did, but its still an issue. Any opinions on the matter?

>inb4 Organizer didn't investigate properly
Lucario threads are completely random, there were litteraly no other pokemon-specific threads planned tomorrow

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I tried.

>>26636109
Lovely, I like how you kept the whole regal theme

>>26635941
It's been dragged out long enough and no one's going to care about the results the day after it's over anyway. Might as well just do it.

>>26636306
True, true. It'll proceed as normal

To be honest, a tournament style knockout battle, and if they lose they go to the loser brackets.

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>>26635763
>Hopefully the backlash will be lesser this time.
No, you're an absolute retard for thinking this

>its tuesday here in best coast

>no one posts best waifu
I mean, sure I get her to myself, but that doesn't stop me from being ashamed in you /vp/

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>>26640497
Forgot pic

It begins
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