sad

>>26580839
new xy oras sm artist

>>26580839

Cucked by new GF

>>26580839
They realized Zorua is an edgy piece of shit.

>>26580839
Probably sun and moon looking like shit.


Most likely cancer.

>>26580839
I'd just want that giant Charmander and that Minun.

Probably has to get rid of it as part of the agreement for his plea bargain. No more being 48 year old luring in 10 year olds. Now just a lonely 48 year old.

>>26580839
So...got the link?

>All those Zoruas and Fennekins
This man is a furry. If he's trying to save himself, good. If he's "moved past" Pokemon to go further into furry territory, there's nothing we can do for him

>A.
He got too wasted and made an extremely stupid bet with his extremely stupid friends, this is only one of the punishments since the others are not suited for a family friendly Alaskan skin care tips sharing blue board like /vp/.

>B.
Those are only his extra Zoruas, the ones that de-transformed from other plushies and the ones that haven't but he's very sure they're Zoruas. He likes buying Zoruas on his own, but he got really upset when he realized half of his collection was secretly Zoruas. So he decided to sell the extra ones.

>C.
He died.

>>26580839
He finally played X/Y

>over 30 zorua items
I'm scared

>he
It's a girl.

Old enough to realize they could make money off their stupid toys

>>26580839
He found out Zoroark is just a diaper joke.

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>>26580839
I had to do this too when I broke up with my gf of 4 years.

I couldn't keep this stuff around, it only reminded me of her.

I did make about $2,000 off it, and my huge Pokemon card collection we had.

>>26582063
no way that is your pic. i saw this on /toy/ as a current collection

>>26581385
>B
KEK

>>26580839
Is that a Ditto Pikachu?

>>26580839
They saw Mewtist's posts and decided they don't want to end up like that.

>>26580839
>>26581385
>>26581472
>>26581503

Yeah, I'm pretty much sure.

My theory.

>Girl likes pokemon, kind of, in that "I have a DS.and 3 games, the two that aren't pokemon are terrible" sort of way.
>Gets a new bf who likes pokemon.
>BF asks "do you like pokemon?"
>Girl answers "Sure, I guess"
>BF latches onto that as their thing they do together.
>Is always getting her new pokemon shit.
>Girl doesn't have the heart to tell bf the truth.
>BF hints at his fetish one day.
>Girl nopes away from that immediately.
>Has all this shit.
>Sells it because why not?

>>26583070
>>Gets a new bf who likes pokemon.
>>BF asks "do you like pokemon?"

Most likely the other way around.
I had to do a group project with a girl once, and she had a Fennekin charm on her phone.
Talk about pokemon, shit goes well.
Fast forward 2 months, A LOT of shit happens, I realised she was a total furry.
Projected herself as Fennekin and her ideal man was Zoroark.
Its a girl, anon

>>26583163
did you fug?

>can't see backsides
>can't disprove that there's fuck holes cut into them all
>these are his used ones that are too crusty to fuck anymore

>>26583163
>tfw upset about breaking up with ex, but even moreso angry than any other feeling
>tfw want to hate fuck someone
>tfw search on Craigslist in casuals
>tfw find some chick asking for someone to fuck her in a Pokemon Master "Red" outfit
>tfw I stare at it and say fuck it
>tfw get to meet her in rl
>tfw she's dorky asian chick
>tfw her room is nothing but Pokemon-related stuff
>tfw she had a closet full of Pokemon-themed costume props
>tfw it was all nothing but furry

I didn't let my Gardevoir preference holding me back from tapping that.

but my only regret was her making the actual Pokemon "sounds" since it almost entirely killed my boner

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>>26580839
I would gladly take a few of those zorua's off his/her hands

>>26580909
DELET

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>>26580839
All of those zorua... why

>>26581385
I like the B scenario

Why so many Zoruas? My theory is that he worked at a toy shop and was allowed to keep these

>>26584745
The answer is always autism

>>26582185
I saw the same pic, dude gave a similar story though. Had a joint collection with his recently ex-gf, and she wanted what she considered to be her half of it, but she fucked him over so he was selling the majority of it and downsizing. Multiple people were making offers for stuff, but Idk if he made any sales.

>>26584602
W-what did she dress up as?

>>26584812
i was curious too, but couldn't manage to ask myself

>>26580839
Most likely getting rid of impulse buys, downsizing collection, weeding out a collection they don't care about too much anymore (Zoruas)

My guess? The poor furfag went to college and has no idea mom decided to clean house. He'll come home and they'll have to bury him with his fedora and favorite waifu hug pillow.

>>26584880
>>26584812
Vulpix. Fennekin. Zorua. I convinced her to at least Lopunny once. Because that's as humanoid as she'd go.

It went on for a few months before I started feeling anxiety whenever she licked my face.

>>26580839
Moving from house to another country maybe.
I'd do that if that were the case.
I have only a Mew plushie and nothing more anyways.

>>26580839
I want this lot, OP.

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>>26584103
[we did, she called me Sceptile. Never again]

>>26584602
I have experienced that... its bizarre
(She was below average and white, though)

>>26580909
Top kek