Alola deserves a pokemon based off of this Hawaiian legend.

>>26575096
Snorlax?

>>26575108
Singing Snorlax confirmed.

>>26575108
Mega snorlax

>>26575108
although he was fat, it's decently uncalled for

>>26575096
>yfw theres a legendary based on him

>>26575108
>>26575127
>>26575129
People, stop. He's healthy, beautiful man.

Snorlax's distant Polynesian cousin.

>>26575186
Didn't he die?

>>26575186
For you

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AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS USED TO SAY

>>26575204
Yeah from being fat.
but his music is good.

>>26575171
>>26575186

Found the hawaiians. It doesn't matter how good his music is he was still a fatass.

Im Hawaiian from Oahu. He suffered from an eating disorder. But yeah it'd be cool to pay tribute to him. It'd be nuts.

>inb4 All Hawaiians are obese
>inb4 Stereotypical Malasada lovers

>legend
The only place where being fat is legendary is USA, indeed.

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Duh.

FUCK YES LETS START A PETITION BAYBEEEE

>>26575171
>>26575179
>>26575204
>>26575249
>>26575272
>>26575321
Who even is this guy? What's his name?

I'd rather he make a cameo.

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>>26575272
Yup. He was a fat ass. But he did appeal to the world with his music. And I'd rather be a fat fuck with millions of fans than be a fat fuck thats a fat loser. lol you ;) lets face it, most of you fuckers on /vp/ are fat.

>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BeKhlUzPUc

>>26575381
Fuck you, I'm big-boned.

>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole. Sang a version of somewhere over the rainbow. Its quite popular on youtube.

>>26575096
gym leader would be good

>>26575384
Okay. Thanks, anon.

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lesbian orgy

>>26575356
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole, or IZ for short

>his music is good
That's like, your opinion.

>>26575400

No, you're fat because you're stupid.

>>26575457
STOP TRIGGERING ME YOU SHITLORD

FYI: A large portion of pacific islander males are genetically predispositioned to being extremely large. In the case of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, he had an eating disorder :---DDDD

t. Geneticist

>>26575483
geneticist
>>26575283
civil engineer

What the fuck /vp/?

>>26575543
I'm an electrical engineer and avid orchid collector. The people who grew up with pokemon are pretty much adults now, dude.

>>26575605
Yeah, but they told me anime is for little shits, neets and fat people.

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>>26575605
Geneticist bro here, post orchid collection. I'm considering starting bonsai and insect collecting.

>>26575483
>genetically predispositioned to being extremely large
>t. Geneticist
Sure thing, tumblr HAES buddy. But I think /fit/ would like to have a word with you about how the human body and fat actually works.

>>26575483
He did though. My uncle was good friends with him and his family. Polynesians are naturally big, but no Poly is THAT fucking big.

>>26575635
This board is undoubtedly mostly underage little fags and dyed hair girls.
>>26575655
On my work laptop at the moment. No pictures.

would be nice to see a trainer named after him. he made some nice music.

>>26575671
>implying /fit/ knows a single thing about the human body
>implying /sp/ even understands the sports they follow
>/tg/ can't even play chess and Magic
>/tv/ unironically likes Breaking Bad
>/mu/ has no clue what good music sounds like
>the last time I saw someone in /o/ with a car was 2009

>>26575326
Fuck USA. Hawaii never wanted to be a part of their disgusting country.

>>26575675
"Genetics" is just a code word fat acceptance people and tumblr users use which means "I don't have the will power to not eat myself into a coma."

>>26575760
Watch fat acceptance get BTFO in under 30 seconds
https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0?t=282

>>26575671
>>26575720
>>26575760
Genetically predispositioned to being large does not mean "immune to exercise/dieting/weight loss" It means they're bodies are wired in a way that they need to work somewhat-significantly harder to receive the same results.

>>26575797
>50 min
what's the exact moment you idiot

>>26575096
I'll cry if the champions is based on him

>>26575917
>https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0?t=282
Copy and paste the link

>not a champ based on Elvis
kill urselves

>>26575880
>Genetically predispositioned to being large does not mean "immune to exercise/dieting/weight loss"
I wish someone would tell this to the HAES movement.

>>26575384
>>26575406
>>26575446
>Israel
Who names their child after their greatest ally?

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>the champion is a little girl with a mega sableye

>>26575243
Stop this

>>26576045
>rotomdex translate him and basically speaks like stich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IvK5pHYs6I

>>26575243
Continue this

>>26575356
>where
Brother Iz

>>26575448
He pretty objectively had an amazing singing voice, even if you don't like his music style.

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>>26575243
>>26575096
>encountering giant fat guy on the peak of a cliff, staring at the sunset
>he's playing his ukelele, singing about Pokémon folklore and the June and the moon and the springa
>finishes
>turns back
>AS THE ANCIENT ALOLIANS USED TO SAY