"DAWN QUICKLY CHOOSE A POKEMON"

SLOWPOKE

>>26540645
Drifloon

>>26540666
SATANTIC TRIPS DEMAND SATANIC BLIMP

>>26540645
DRIFLOON

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>>26540645
Drifloon, so I can get a MegaDrifblim in the Sinnoh remakes.

>>26540681
>>26540674
>>26540666
you know what they say fag be same

gib child stealing ghost type

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>>26540685
Check the number of thread posters faggot

So what's the joke here?

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"Dawn, as you know, the economy is Sinnoh is getting very tough. Particularly on those in the academic field."

"I can no longer afford to feed you, so...I'm going to have to let you go as my research slave. Take this balloon and please go."

>>26540864
this is gonna be a bad review on his website

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Well, that blows chum.

Everything blows chum. You're homeless, jobless, and you have one Pokemon to your name.

What should you do?

But WHY were the choices Drifloon and Slowpoke?

>>26540970
try to get a job

>>26540970
Float to Oreburgh and ask for a job in the mines.

Have passionate love with lucas

>>26540970
Become a prostitute

>>26540970
Go catch a Machop and work in the mining industry

>>26540970
BECOME A DRIFLOON-THEMED STRIPPER
NAMED DRIFLOON DAWN

>>26540970
fuck barry

>>26540970
starting very slowly mug people, evil teams, gym leaders, the eilte four, and the champion for money

>>26540970
I enjoy your style a lot. Start beating up people.

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You're not sure if anyone would pay to see your thirteen year old goodies, so sex work is ticked off the list.

You're also pretty sure that those boys who Rowan gave his other Pokemon to are butt buddies, but that's none of your business.

If there is one thing you know makes money, though, it's the mines. You give your trusty Drifloon a puff and he inflates like a hot air balloon, providing you with the lift you need to take to the skies.

>>26541081
>>26541179
Going along with this.

>>26541204
Change of heart, become a pop star.

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The notion of singing onstage for hundreds of people to watch is nauseating. Or maybe that's from being so high in the air.

Oreburgh City looms on the horizon. Will you go to find the local Gym Leader, or just make your presence known in the mine?

>>26541415
might aswell start digging for coal
or burn some

>>26541415
Dig for coal and fossils. If you find a fossil, sell it to the museum or to Roark.

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Safety first.

>>26541415
>The notion of drawing hundreds of people to watch is nauseating
smhtbh

>>26541622
make sure drifloon is wearing a rocky helmet to help him in battles

Look for items on the ground, tourist drop shit all the time.

Dig for diamonds

Get a fossil