Why?

because

Swampert is a shit starter and is not allowed to have nice things

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>>26529642
>swampert
>shit
You take that back.

Do you even lift bro?

"why" what

>>26529609
Why not

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Why what?

>>26529656
Swampert is a shit starter and is not allowed to have nice things

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>>26529713
Out of curiousity, what's your favorite starter?

>>26529725
Poplio

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Swampert is THE BEST. L-leave it alone!

>>26529731
>he can't even spell its name right

>>26529735
Swampert is one of the best starters, no doubt about that, its mega though...

>>26529609
Teenagers.

>>26529609
>not linking gorilla mudskipper

what's it like to have such shit taste?

>>26529744
Looks fucking awesome.

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>>26529609
Because gamefreak doesn't know how to do mega designs right

It's a matter of stepping too far off from the source material, same shit with pic related

>>26529744
Is majestic.
Handsome.
Bulky.
>violently trembling
in all honesty thou, his mega is okay

>>26529786
Shit taste.

>>26529609
This one looks decent, the other two's megas look like complete trainwrecks.

>>26529805
>doesn't like Bulkymon

>>26529801
>Big dopey mudfish
>Majestic and handsome
Nigga

>>26529822
No it's shit and everyone that thinks it wasn't thrown together in an afternoon is wrong and has shit taste.

>pokemon known for abusing curse
>let's give him swift swim

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>>26529824
Well, he's pretty fucking awesome, in my opinion.

>>26529852
Your opinion is wrong.

>>26529744
Mega Swampert is arguably the best Hoenn starter Mega if we take VGC as the default competitive format.

Design is >opinions I guess, but I personally like it's relative simplicity compared to the other two.

>>26529872
No anon. They're right. Your opinion is wrong.

>>26529872
How is it wrong?

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>>26529609
>he doesn't like swole beefy Swampert

>>26529838
Oh please.

Mega Swampert is literally better than every Gen3/Gen4/Gen5/Gen6 starter final form.

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Going to make a top 10 list with only swampert on it.

>>26529898
All Pokemon should be thin and beautiful/cool or cute.
These ugly bulky types are a stain on the series. They shouldn't be near the likes of Lopunny, Gardevoir, and Lucario.

>>26529609
I want to see a Mega Swampert trip on it's stubby little legs, unable to get up with a Mega Blaziken and Mega Sceptile pointing and laughing at it.

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Swampert = Sceptile > Blaziken
all of them are good starters though

>>26529958
Mega Sceptile holds out his hand sneakily to "help" him, but when Mega Swampert reaches for his and grabs it, he gets shocked like there was a buzzer in his palm because Mega Sceptile is Grass-type. Mega Sceptile gets LIT

>>26529965
They all fit in with each other.

>>26529799
>take one beetle and turn it into another beetle
>they've gone too far!

shit taste senpai

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>>26529993
They feel like the starters you would see in a region mostly taken up by water.
Johto's starters feel like they belong in a tropical region for some reason. I have no idea why.

>>26529609
I think it looks cute.

bara sweampert is the best and he's a kickass swift swim sweeper too

>>26529609
Because Gamefreak finally heard you like Mudk(User was banned for this post)

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>>26529609
Because it's the best mega in the game

>>26529731
*Pooplio

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Making a new Swampert reaction image.
For my kickass Bro

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What did /vp/ name their Swampert?

Popeye here.

>>26529609
Because GF dug itself into a hole with Mega Blaziken, and had to BS their way out with half-assed Swampert and Sceptile mega evos.

>>26530260
Sterk. It means Strong on Norwegian

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>>26530249

>>26530692
doing god's work

>>26530260
Muddy Waters

Because one mega should have a good design

>>26530712
Thank you m'anon. not going to stop there thou, will be making more swampert tomorrow

>>26530153
Maybe because alligators and giant tropical flowers aren't things you tend to find in colder areas.

Won't be surprised if you get to pick one in S/M.

>>26529609
The only disappointing thing about him is SwiftSwim.

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I would marry that thing

>>26530034
Whoooah, you are mistaken. I love mega heracross, it's basically my main

It's just a really weird design choice mega-wise

>>26530260
Anchor Arms

>>26529931
Disgusting furry twink taste
Gtfo

>>26531377
I use mega swampert on a rain/sand team and swift swim is pretty OP

>Swampert is my favorite Pokemon
>Nervous about it's Mega because there's no way I'll like it
>] I love it, only slightly less than original Swampert
Finally, after a terrible Hidden Ability and a shiny color, something to like

>>26530260
Stanford.

So I can have the bara daddy I deserve

>>26531771
N?
Is that you??

>>26531786
No. I am not as smart and handsome as him.

>>26531950
>Mfw N would never rape me

>>26531950
>N
>anything other than the dirt worst of everything
Shig the dig

>>26531982
You vile little wretch.

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>tfw your bro is Swampert and your're on this board

>>26531982
At least that asshole can talk and ask pokemon if their ready for his cock.

>>26531422

says the barafag.

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I've been using swampert since sapphire and ruby.
Best bro ever

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>>26530801

>>26530260
Swimberly

>>26532053
Aggron with rockhead using headsmash = butthurt

>>26530260
Bye You

>>26532651
Clever

>>26530034

>Turn a choice item beetle into a completely different beetle that never had multihit moves to begin with just to justify a dumbass ability

Notcloyster pls go

>>26530260
Catchumirin

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>>26529852
Well, he's pretty awesome fucking, in my opinion.

>>26530260
I named mine Axol.

>>26530260
Rudyard. As in Kipling. As in Mudkip.

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>>26530260
Knuckles. Because he was cool then they "redesigned" (megavolution) him and he became all upper body.

>>26529609
>takes Swampert and makes it bulky as shit instead of just adding more edgy markings
Why not?
My favourite starter mega so far.

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>>26529765
>mudskipper

>>26529931
You talk like one of those Poké fanclub pansies. As expected from a turbofaggot.

>>26529609
Dumb Sceptilefag, Swampert will always be superior to your failure of a Pokemon.

>not being madly in love with swolepert
>not realizing swolepert is best of gen 3 starter megas

I really like bulkpert~ he's one of those pokemon you just have to hug

daddy

>>26529609

How do I get this type of physique?
Whats the routine?

>>26539405
SS+GOMAD

I really really hope there are no new Megas. Or at least they don't throw mega evolution into the story line.

Also it still bothers me that there are no Megas for the Kalos starters. If the game is going to force a mega on you, at least let the bond be with my starter bro.

>>26530260
Armstrong

>>26530260
Gilligan

>>26530260
Kippy

>>26530260
U LIEK?

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>>26529609
>Not liking swolekip

>ITT: Barafags

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>>26540882
That's it, I am now #otterishotter

>>26530260
Bill

>>26530260
Atlas

>>26530260
Skip

>>26529725
>liking things

>>26530260
Ordo Express

>>26530692
saved