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Lies your friends told you as a kid playing pokemon 2016-05-29 21:26:52 Post No. 26518282
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Lies your friends told you as a kid playing pokemon
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2016-05-29 21:26:52
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>Be me
>Waste the master ball in palkia while playing Pokemon Pearl
>Tell my friend
>He says I'm dumb for not getting the second master ball
>I ask where
>He says its hidden in the house in route 210
>Says I need Palkia, Giratina, and Dialga
>I spend a week catching Giratina with my 10 year old grasp on the mechanics
>Trade my friends dialga for a garchomp, lucario and roserade (He had an obsesion with cynthia's team)
>Reach the house
>Its draco meteor
Any stories of pieces of shit friends like this?
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Have this saved from a few months ago. I guess it's related? More asshole kid rather than lying.
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>he's a sinnoh kid
Only people that aren't underage fags remember talking about Mew on the playground and exchanging rumors. Honestly I don't remember the "under the truck" meme ever being prevalent, but there still were a lot of rumors on how to find it. Also things like the ghost being catchable, 4th evolutions and 3-typed pokemon, etc.
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>>26518314
Bill's bullshit garden was always mentioned. Yeah, he has mewthree and pikablu, sure.
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>>26518282
>Hey anon, I finally caught mewtwo!
>Really? How?!
>You need to put your lips in a guys peepee, and start sucking like you were drinking a milkshake!
>Oh wow! Can I get mewtwo then?
>Of Course!
>Drops pants.
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>>26518376
Haha, similar thing happened with me and my uncle. He said he was taking me to Diglett Cave and took me into the wilderness and put his dick in my ass.
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>>26518435
Awesome! I got raped and beaten by my father, kek!
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>Pokemon Blue
>guy tells me he has Mew
>said he caught it by surfing into the backside of the ship
>this only works once the ship returns
>you have to play 1000 hours for it to return and beat the elite 4 100 times at least
>ask him to show me Mew
>says his cousin deleted his save
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>>26518314
I was told that if you put a magikarp of a certain level in the daycare and took it out at the right level, it evolves into Mew.
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>sinnoh kids aren't underage anymore
Feeling fucking old right now
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>>26518282
>kid
>pokemon pearl
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>>26518597
DP came out 10 years ago, buddy
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>>26518597
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338451/r
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>>26518750
>about 1/5 of /vp/ is underage
fucking super, man.
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>>26520831
You KNOW it's more than 1/5
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