Pokemon Omegle

How about NO.

>>26516696
nice try bui

>>26516732
>Not wanting to lick Umbreons paw pads clean.

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Why the fuck not.

>finally find a match
>some Indian dude
>"Fuck yeah pokemon, right dude?"
>No, there's too many, it lost its charm, etc
>Tell him the wonders of catching 'em all
>He's impressed that I did it without action replay and shit
>"You know stranger, between the Gen 6 games alone you can catch 'em all pretty easily."
>His mind = blown
>mfw I convinced him to get back into Pokemon and complete the Pokedex

Dunno why he listed Pokemon as an interest when he didn't really know much about it, but hey.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ I got a live one. I found some punk kid who's trying to tell me about a very scary site called "4-Chan"

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>>26517241
Well gosh, it's a good thing he told me about this terrifying site

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I'm having more fun than I thought I would.

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Good talk, OP.

>>26517297
Be careful, he probably already hacked you. You're as good as dead.

>>26517297
>Came from the YouTuber The Gamer From Mars

That guy was the living embodiment of newfags and underages on 4chan. They come from these cancerous top 10 channels and want to get in on some of the "controversial" action. Then they bombard the website with overused memes and proceed to stereotype ever user as a racist Nazi supporter.

>>26517297
he trolled you dude

>>26517297
His channel made me kek

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That was alright.

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>>26520275
Daw

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kek

>>26520415
Well, he's not wrong.

>>26520324
This one made me chuckle.

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>>26520432
>Have you heard of Reddit
Man why do so many of them always go with that line. Jesus Christ.

>>26520675
Doesn't Reddit have like, 7 or 8 users/lurkers for every 1 person that even visits this site?

I don't really know how Reddit became so popular, unless its just the typical 4chan has people posting porn of underage girls stuff. Which is happening on this board as I type this.

>>26520710
It's like asking how Facebook is more popular than 4chan.

Ended up just talking with some girl about which Pokemon we'd fuck. Based on her taste, I think she was legit.

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>>26520415
>have you heard of reddit

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that went better than expected.

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>>26523121

http://logs.omegle.com/3ea1e26

Well shit, I got banned.

I remember the last time I did this I was disappointed in the outcome.

I ended up erp'ing as a Mawile riding a trainer's cock in front of their own Skarmory.

Get on omegle senpai

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>>26524806
L-lewd

>>26524806
NOT IN FRONT OF SKARMORY!

>>26524806
H-hot.

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I guess he didn't actually like pokemon

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>>26524806

>>26526715
This thread managed to keep two newfags on a different website for an entire 90 or so seconds.

So I'd say it's a success!

>>26526735
I think he was just pretending

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>>26526735
>being this new

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he is right i guess

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>>26529528
AW SHIT

>>26523609
Amazing.

http://logs.omegle.com/fdd76dd

>>26529528
>underage

MODS

>>26530195
Hi, ASL?

>>26516732
Not OP, but who the hell is Bui?

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>>26530194
kek

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>>26530194
Some form of this seriously needs to be mandatory in all games. That and enemy trainers from old areas getting stronger as you progress. Match Calls were perfect aside from the constant waiting.

>>26530548
A-Anyone?

>>26530741
That was me lol

>>26530837
Furry RP fag

>>26530837
Boy
Boi
Bui
I wanna be balls deep in Lucario
Who knows what comes next

>>26530870
i suspected it was someone from here

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entered yiff for the heck of it and was greeted with this.

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Pretty good for a rando

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Found the normie

>>26530924
Okay. Is that it?

>>26531071
Does this guy search for candidates for a job or an ERP partner?

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>>26531071

holy shit

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K which one of you fags was this

>>26531256
me haha
You fucking queer

http://logs.omegle.com/c858aa7

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>>26526565
I got a nice kek out of this

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>>26531336
>I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed in you.
>Coming from anonymous Pokephile ERPer

Motherfucking Kek

>>26531305
I wanna finish what we started in there

>>26531405
That was the guy I John Cenad

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My first try.
nigga makin' it to obvious.

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>>26531432
>(gtg, my mom's calling me for dinner :( sorry man)
That stranger had to be fucking with you

>>26531495
too*

>>26531495
that was really sad to read

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>>26531495

>>26531432
degenerate

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>>26531432

http://logs.omegle.com/21ae77f

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>>26531336
The absolute madman

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>>26531336
>the omnipresent trumpets of Hoenn start playing
Fuck me, why did I laugh at that? You did good anon.

>>26531129
Kek

>>26531405
Mother of GOD!

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>>26531405
...there is no god

>>26531405
This is some good RP.

I- I'm sorry. I had nothing to follow up with.

http://logs.omegle.com/79d86c0

I want to roleplay as JustinRPG, but I just can't get into the character.
Some inspiring material?

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I took it serious for a bit, but i hate rp'ing.

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>>26531968

HELIOLISK BRO I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD

>>26531964
Reshyrayyyyyyyyyyyyem

>>26517297
I don't even care about this place being framed to the underage public as The spooky meeting place for nazi hackers anymore. As evidenced by most threads on /vp/, we're too far gone already. What worries me is talking about the "deep web" in the same frame of being ever so mysterious and spooky on the clearnet. What was once a haven for political dissent it's and people looking for a good conversation on the future of privacy on the web is already now turning into a haven for skiddies wanting to look like cool kids to their friends.

>>26531968
I wish to find this dragonair

>>26520710
Normalfags man.

>>26532278
Fucken rekt

>>26532180
God has come for our children. Let us feed him for we are weak in the eyes of our master. We must stand strong and repent for it is the only way to escape this realm.

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Success

>>26532697
Spot on.

>tfw I only ever have legit discussions about pokemon designs and interesting ideas for future games
How come you guys get all the weird ones?

http://logs.omegle.com/7aa194b9

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Trying to avoid Bui, so made a question instead, got normies.

>>26531071
>gaiaonline.png

>>26533112
http://logs.omegle.com/086de41
Normies can't follow simple instructions.

There's this neckbreather going around asking to chat with "titty girls" and about how he stalks girls at his university who he suspects might be pokemon fans.

Ive run into him twice in the last 15 minutes.

Please tell me its one of you guys fucking around.

>>26533034
I'd rather switch places with you.

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>>26533208
Holy fuck. Now I'm really tempted to hop into one of these chats.

>>26531071
Also appears for furry, and oddly enough, 4chan.

>>26531336
what

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Being as autistic as possible is actually pretty fun

>>26533965

the other guy was probably just fucking around too and wanted to see how far it would go.

"HURR HURR IM GOING TO ACT RETARTED ITS FUNNY CAUSE IM ONLY PRETENDING" only goes so far.

>>26534032
If you can't find a clown you gotta be the clown

>>26531992
>In my final words, I say "Ban Genies"

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What a lovely conversation

>>26534239
What is it about Umbreon that attracts so many furfags, anyway? Because it's dark and edgy?

http://logs.omegle.com/2d60dad

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I don't even know where my mind was for this one

>>26534239
people are skipping me thinking im an umbreonfag. we need to stop overusing this meme were scaring the normies.

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>>26534319
can I disallow logs?

http://logs.omegle.com/0fe25d9

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>>26534414
ROASTED

>>26531581
>(which does what?) Lol

>>26516918
Maybe he listed it as an interest, so he could find someone like you.
Someone who could inspire him to be the very best, like no one ever was.

http://logs.omegle.com/078777e

http://logs.omegle.com/a150a1e0

http://logs.omegle.com/c457225

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wew lad

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>>26534780
I got the same message

>>26524756
Under appreciated.

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HI ANON

>>26534881
a-anon? Really though, how did you know? Do I know you?
>/////>

>>26534924
find me again. we will finish up

>>26534924
i sent a friend request

>>26531405
.. they looked up/ knew conkeldurr's weight

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>>26531432
god has truly abandoned the human race to rot

http://logs.omegle.com/68e6007

Don't even know where I was going with this one, but this poor fucker was NOT ready for that.

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>>26516696
I don't know if this guy is even in this thread, but if you are, thanks anon. It's too bad I couldn't finish.

>>26531432
You took this joke a bit too seriously.

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>>26524756
topkekium

[Spoiler] sounds fun [Spoiler/]

Bump for more autistic screencaps

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Call it autistic but I actually tried RP here
Not gonna lie it was pretty comfy. I'd want a Blaziken like this

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Which one of you faggots

>>26539363
The idea of your pokemon going nuts on the computer is actually pretty terrifying. You just know they'd shitpost furiously here and get you b&

>>26517054
>>26531405
>>26531432
>>26531968
>>26531992
>>26533965
>>26534780
>>26536170
>>26539363

need to know

http://www.strawpoll.me/10361580

>>26541000
Checked

http://logs.omegle.com/da95506

Bamp