poke confessions? I used my first ever masterball on a tangela

I bought Pokemon Colosseum for Jirachi and nothing more.

When I first started Playing pokemon, OG gold btw, I tossed all my pokeballs thinking that's how I'd catch shit. I also pronounced potions "pot ins".

>>26508860
whishcash is better.

i hack legit pokemon because the gambling is bullshit

i cant pick a different starter in any game at all. its charmander, cyndaquil, froakie and torchic or nothing, except for the gen that has a fighting pig in it. i didnt mind not having either 3 of them

When I was little I got my first Pokemon game, Soul Silver.
I played my heart out, literally until my eyes were filled with tears from looking at the screen for too long.
I looked back on my old Soul Silver....
My team was complete bullshit.
Blaziken, Infernape, Tyflosion, Flareon, Raichu and Latios.
I was very confused.
I check my trainer card, flip it over.
Signiture:
CHRIS THE FIRE TYPE GYM LEADER
Written in what looked like Alien Pyrogliphics.

>>26512698
>gambling
Not even a hackshamer, but this jesus christ this is retarted

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>>26508860
My first shiny was a shiny Magikarp in Platinum, which stupid me evolved without knowing HG/SS would devalue it.

Knowing HG/SS was going to come out and I could get another, I traded it to my friend for his genuine level 100 Lucario because he had no idea.

I do RNG abuse in all generations.
Since I also master EV training and gen moveset fusing, I'm able to get some beast legal pokémon with some exotic movesets.

AMA

>>26513366
>When I was little
>Soul Silver
Someone needs to leave

>>26508860

AGNPH ruined my childhood.

And then I grew the fuck up.

>>26513366

>little
>Soul Silver

>>>/out/

>>26513512

Agreed.

>>26513477

gr8 b8 m8

No but seriously, hang yourself.

>>26508860
I had no idea Trapinch was part of the Flygon line. ive been looking for Vibravas this whole time and never realized i could just get trapinches

>>26513594
>memes R us

>>26508860
I caught mewtwo at first try with a Pokéball in Pokémon Red

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>>26508860
i thought the master ball was the only way to catch Abra because it was not possible to reduce its HP

that kid who had it told me that

>>26512698
>Hack
>Legit
>Gambling
>Except for the gen that has a fighting pig in it

>>26513366
I know this is suppose to be a sfw board but that doesn't mean you should be here.

>Find a copy of Pokemon sapphire on the ground in middle school
>Tell the teachers like the dumbass kid I was
>They took it to try and find they owner
>They probably just put it in lost and found and some shitstain lied and said it was his
>I could have had that
I still think about it

When I was little someone told me you get snorlax to above lv 100. So I was trying to figure out the secrets to do it.

I really like gardevoir and I don't want to fuck it. The gardevoir I've had since gen 3 is a male

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>>26513366
>pyroglyphics

>>26508860

What the fuck is that?

>>26514850
You actually can. In my old copy of blue, you could sometimes find a snorlax when doing the missingno cheat that was level 125. He dropped down to 100 whenever he battles anyone.

My first pokemon games were diamond and pearl because I thought that they were the first pokemon games ever. Somehow, as someone who owned a Game Boy, GBC and GBA, I didn't realize that the main-series pokemon games existed prior to them.

I wondered why it took them so long to make a game like Coliseum after I played Stadium. I saw RSE in stores, but I thought that they were some dumb spinoff of the "main series" that had something to do with gemstones. And I always just relied on my parents to just pick up random games for me before that time.

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>>26508860
>I fap to pokemon
>I caught moltres in Original Red with a masterball becuase I was running out of battery and didn't saved in 2hrs.
>I often relate real life animals to pokemon
>I like the current season of the pokemon anime