I'VE BEEN IN JAIL FOR 10 YEARS, WHAT IS GOING ON?

Fuck off, no one believes you.

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>been in jail for 10 years
>first thing they do is browse /vp/

>>26503123
Stop trying to be edgy, I just want to know what has changed since then :( Looking online is too much for me to take in, I'm confused!

>>26503108
You don't get sentenced to jail for 10 years for stealing a game and high speed chase.

>>26503125
Pokemon was my life and was what got me through the jail time. I always imagined being a Pokemon trainer instead of being in jail. Can you believe I was in jail for the amount of time it takes for a person to be old enough to be a Pokemon Trainer?

>>26503138
I think I had a shitty lawyer.

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You missed out on a shit ton. Pokemon sun and moon comes out November 18

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>>26503108

>>26503123
I believe. My father been in jail for much less.

i'll bite . There have been several new gens. Platinum , HGSS , B/W , B/W2 , X/Y , ORAS. And upcoming is pokemon sun and moon. There are now over 700 pokemon.Several spinoffs have also been made. Manga has gotten several volumes. Recommend Pokemon White and its sequel for beginners. Its has a great story and will be a new journey . For max fun don't use pokemon sources and play blind.

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>>26503179
We /ass/ now?

Unfortunately, you missed the best gen.

However, you also missed the worst gen. So it's a double-edged sword

>>26503187
There's also lots of porn. What you do with that knowledge is up to you.

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>>26503108

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>>26503201

>>26503108
This sounds hilarious. I hope we have a thread like this and people play along every time.

>>26503130
Things arent looking good for us.

Luckily for you, you still have a lot of great shit to play. save Emerald, HGSS and Black 2 for last and pretend those three are the most recent.

Do not play DP.

>>26503165
>>26503179
>>26503191
>>26503201
>>26503205
>>26503165
Sweet jesus fuck I've missed out

>>26503212
Where's the Stadium/Colosseum/XD games?

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>>26503108

Get some emulators to play the games.

Visualboy Advance for Pokemon Emerald, Desmume for Platinum, White/Black 1 and then 2

>>26503187
s-seven hundred.. How will I catch them all? Is it even possible??

>>26503228
Whoa who is the hottie in the middle?

>>26503234
Absolutely.
Do you even being the very best ?

>>26503234
Newer games and online trading systems almost make it a cakewalk. Certain legendaries are a bitch, though.

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>>26503234
Trying a little bit too much there pal.

Dude, there's a new type: fairy. Also, attacks are divided on wheter they're physical or special, that aint decided on type no mo'

>>26503249
League Champion of the fourth Gen, Cynthia.

>>26503249
Ah, another man interested in Cynthia. She's the Gen 4 champion (which would be Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum).

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Their are currently 727 known Pokemon . Here are all the starters

>>26503108
>Jail for 10 years for stealing a videogame for which you'd have to be 18+ and have caused enough damage to warrant a decade of containment.
>come to a place you'd probably never hear of if said incarceration did happen.
I don't believe you.

>>26503206
>However, you also missed the worst gen

>I played all the games up to Ruby and Sapphire

>>26503276
It's another roleplay thread anon. Just ignore it if you don't want to play.

>>26503276
>nofunallowed.tiff

Guys please tell me did Ash win a league yet?? Also I was hoping his father would appear, after all these years have we figured out who his dad is yet??

>>26503288
Nope

>>26503288
Nope and nope.

>>26503288
No, but Ash's father was revealed to be Mr. Mime

>>26503288
Ash did win a league, the champion was his dad, who was in fact Crasher Wake, the water gym leader of Sinnoh.

>>26503263
>>26503265
Cynthia, eh? Officer Jenny is the only girl in Pokemon who has made me feel close to this way. Does Cynthia ever happen to appear in a bikini in the games or show?

>>26503234
y-yeah!! I was in jail for 30 years and I could catch em all yesterday on parole! Good luck fellow jailbro

>>26503294
>>26503300
>>26503307
>>26503313
Damn I am confused, but it looks like they have made his dads identity a puzzle? If it hasn't been solved for this long, it is either extremely hard or there are still some missing pieces..

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Here, catch up on the best girls list.

>>26503325
Oh shit, nice. Let's hope I still got it. I never caught all of them in Ruby and Sapphire but I was very fucking close

>>26503108
>low quality bait like this already has 50 replies
And then you faggots ask why this board is so shit

>>26503327
Probably

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>>26503341
>catching 'em all in RS

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You missed out on legendary fusion.

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>>26503327
Also all current pokemon

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>>26503347
This.

>>26503283
>gen 5
>released before RSE

>>26503222
>XD
>>>/leddit/

S E E M S
L
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G
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>>26503284
Alright.
But aren't those against the rules?

>jail
>more than 1 year
>10 years ago
>2006
>Knows what 4chans is

Idk

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>>26503371

>>26503108
Watch this
https://youtu.be/Kn25hijDL7c
And buy a 3ds to play x and y
https://youtu.be/WNr6wQfNfK4

You should know that Gary Oak is now a Pokemon Master. Yeah you would have thought after ash beat him that he would retire and follow in Oak's footsteps or something, but he ended up training hard everyday and Ash has no chance against him now. Currently Ash is on suicide watch and Gary has all the pokemons and lots of bitches

>>26503395
Beats me. I've seen plenty of "If Pokémon were real" threads that have pruned naturally.

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Post more tits you fags.

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Jail guy here. This shit is crazy, what starter should I pick guys?

>>26503108
First thing you need to know is that Pokemon is no longer run on personal favorites or enjoyment of developing a team.

It's run on Memes now.

Example:
I enjoyed Evolving my Weedle is an example of old think

I enjoyed running a Nuzlocke Run with 6 Mudkips is meme think.

Pokemon is all about the memes now.

>>26503249

Good taste.

>>26503358
sweet magearna was retconned?

>>26503538
Literally everything is run by meme so what's your point?

>>26503483
Now I know for certain this is all a joke. Ballio is still supreme though.

>>26503791
that isnt jail dude

>>26503805
This is still all a joke.

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>>26503322
only mentioned in the games, don't know about the show

>>26503356
What the actual fuck is that

>>26503483
The only real ones are the first stage. The others were made by Reddit users

>>26503130
>Stop trying to be edgy
this is not something someone who hasn't been on the internet in 10 years would say

insert coin try again

>>26503686
I wish:(

>>26503142
Max is five years for eluding
>source
I was arrested for the same thing but got probation for DUII + eluding.

>>26503138
Maybe not if you're white...

>>26503399
I was on 4chan in 2006. YTMND too.

They never made Pokemon snap 2

Did vp exist in 2006?

>>26503125
>vp was created within the last five years.
> was originally /tr
> troll

>>26503371
>hoennbaby

>>26503726
not so 10 years ago

>>26503880
newfag

>>26503851
>dat ass
HHHHNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH

>>26503108
We had the same thread some months ago, stop pretending OP, the only jail you've been is your basement.

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>>26503851

>>26503206
>implying any Gen but VI was the worst
>>26503212
>leaving out Gen II
>>26503286
>being retarded is fun