/vp/ Writes a Story

>>26495204
IN THE REGION OF NIGRA,

>>26495216
There are no dark type pokemon.

>>26495229
The Dark-type Pokemon were all killed by the KKK

>>26495229
The evil team members cosplay as white ghosts.

The team killed Iris

>>26495311
So ash became a liberal

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You guys had to take it the crazy, racist route, huh?

>>26495321
Said the NIGRA champion to the evil teams boss.

>>26495343
The evil team boss retorted, "Go back to tumblr"

>>26495321
They're outright saying the KKK are the bad guys

>>26495363
But they are not, continued the KKK leader.

The KKK leader then hatches an idea on how to kill all the negroes

>>26495389
"We have first find our savior, Registeel" he shouted out loudly.

>>26495411
That being said, the adventure started, a never-ending journey to encounter the legendary Registeel in the land of Nigra.

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>>26495541
"Are you a boy or a girl?" professor Oak asked.

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>this thread
continue

i am xe.

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>Story so far

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>>26495668
"But you can be only a boy or a girl", professor Oak continued.

>>26495707
i am gay

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>>26495742
"Are you a gay boy or a gay girl?" professor Oak asked.

"See I am a boy", said Oak, pulling down his pants.

but i have tits and a dick

>>26495825
"Yeah, man tits", Oak replied.

"This is your rival, what was his name again?" asked the professor.

>>26495877
Luckily for our protagonist, his neighbor was a chubby chaser.

>>26495895
Neo

and the rival started to give our hero a big kiss on the belly

>>26495907
I am Neo, your neighbor and I like chubby people like you" he said and continued kissing your belly.

the rival transformed into a lickitung

>>26495923
>>26495933
"No, that is a Lickitung, not your rival" Oak observed.

Oak started transforming into a Lickitung with boobs

Oak then shows you the door because wierd shit keeps happening in his lab. With no Pokemon in your hand you begin your journey

>>26495980
the big boobed lickitung professor follows our hero and joins xer on their journey as their starter

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Suddenly a wild Jynx appeared"

Jynx kisses our hero....on the lips

>>26496004
The hero is confused, he hurt himself in his confusion.

Jynx and Lickitung start comparing breast size

>>26496030
The hero flees the wild battle.

they touch each other nipple to nipple

>>26496048
Lickitung starts to put its tongue into Jynx's mouth as the Oak that still lives inside its brain screams out in mental anguish

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Our hero wishes he had a friend with xem, but they remembered that they wernt allowed to bring friends on the flight

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>>26495314
Ash appears and screams: "I will liberalize you all faggots!" and pikanukes Jynx and Lickitung.

>>26496084
the nukes makes Jynx and Lickitung's titties bigger

the hero gets a boner

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>>26496101
"It mutated because of the radioactive pikaurin" Hitchu, the KKK boss, observed in amazement.

>>26496117
Lickitung notices and outstretches its tongue

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>>26496121
>>26496140
Lickitung used Lick, Hitchu is confused.

>>26496169
as this is happening Jynx is kissing our hero

>>26496181
Our hero became an hero by suffocation.

>>26496204
A huge tittied nurse joy happens to see this and starts giving our hero CPR

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>>26496220
But all help is to late, our hero became a Haunter.

>>26496258
Gardevoir, Jynx's best friend appears and starts trying to make an egg with our Haunter Hero

>>26496274
But it doesn't work because they are not in a Day Care.

>>26496288
actually it didn't work because they are both male, but the decide to continue the strange relationship anyways

>>26496313
And that is the end of the story.

>>26496338
Huh
http://pastebin.com/xgyD3pXN
That was short

10 YEARS LATER.

Dialga decides to shit on continuity.

>>26496581
Palkia eat all dialga shit so the world doesn't get so dirty

>>26496614
The gay couple between our hero and the Gardevoir are disgusted at Palkia's disgusting scat fetish

>>26497304
and then Giratina tore a hole in dimensions, coming out of the Reverse World, and taking one glance at Dialga and Palkia he said "CUT THAT SHIT OUT"

and then the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom

>>26499999
wasted get

Back up you go

suddenly, moonman came and shot our hero in the head

>>26501997
Moonman is now the protag

>>26503120
Moonman came from the region of Alola with his farting mistress Magearna

>>26505568
He met Ash in Alola, and Ash has no idea who Serena is.

>>26505717
Moonman pulls down his pants to reveal that his penis is actually a zubat.

>>26505774
And it was a shiny one.

moonman then acrivated his stand which is hitler and proceeds to cleans the region