If pokemon were real, who would be your bro? forget the stats,

Totodile.

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This nigga or Charizard (I feel like Charizard would be too small to ride).

Alakazam mite b cool

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Flygon would be my signature steed for flight
Samurott would be my signature steed for land and water movement.

Literally all the bros I need.

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Arcanine without a doubt. Traveling around the world riding an Arcanine was one of my favorite Pokemon fantasies as a kid. It still hurts that Arcanine wasn't a rideable Pokemon in X/Y

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i've attempted to use ledian in all my first runs of each gen since gen 2

he's weak as shit but that doesnt make him any less of a bro

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>>26476641
I'll start with the lizard Pokémon in Kanto.
Then with fire Mouse Pokémon in Johto.
Then other fire type Pokémon starters from other regions.

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Having a sentient, smart UFO/robot bro would be awesome.

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Rotom is obviously best bro.

>can possess and power machines, resulting in a lower power bill
>possess your phone or 3DS when you're unable to charge your electronics
>can fuck with people you don't like by screwing up their appliances and disrupting phone calls
>can possess ATM's and pump out cash

>it's adorable
>it can fucking time travel

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No contest.

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>>26476641
This little one right here. I'd have it sit on my head as we travel.

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a bipedal pink bulldog would be epic

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the idea of a creature with teeth made out of steel is very appealing.

plus its adorable

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Eight foot earthmoving kaiju sounds good

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>>26476641
Speedy Cat of course.

>>26477351
>You can keep your shit always cold if its a fridge

>>26476641
I would have Ditto and a smartphone.

Why have one bro, when you can have ALL THE BROS!

>>26476641
Alakazam

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Cacturne. He's my nigga

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I'd travel every region with a walking Charmeleon and Scizor, with this guy on hand.

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>>26480001
I'll take Joltik, so he can ride on my shoulder while we walk

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this cute little shit

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A relaxed and friendly easter statue monster

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It'd be cool to travel on

>>26476641
I'd take what I could.
Probably a catmon or something.

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>>26476641

Rapelio, i want him to cuddle me at nights

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cutiest ghost

or Hitmonchan

Mis and Hit are always my best bros and most reliable since 4th gen.

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No hesitation.
Would hesitate if there were decent spider mons but there isn't.

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All answers that aren't Breloom are wrong.

>>26481032
>if there were decent spider mons

bruh

That being said, Vespiquen's pretty cool, one of those Pokemon that I don't actively look for but if I come across a female Combee I can't help but use it at least for a while.

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>>26481210
forgot image

>>26480516
It he isn't real

>>26481219
You'll have to excuse me I didn't play past D/P
And mygalos was meh tier to me

>>26477507
This

Growlithe.
Maybe an Arcanine if I'm actually able to afford a Fire Stone (which I assume would cost about as much as a slab of fucking Ruby).

Otherwise, probably a Pidgeotto or something close to my home that I could feasibly catch and train.
There's an abandoned house nearby that might house some ghost types. I'd love to have a Haunter bro.

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She could never be replaced.

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Aromatherapy would be very nice to have. Also, Meganium is just adorable and perfect.

>>26476641
Oddish/Gloom/Vileplume

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>>26476641
Definitely Popplio for me :3

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Make these come back!

>>26482417
>Faithful Tepig 3 never

Togetic/Togekiss

>>26477445
good taste

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>>26476746
Nothing but this

>>26482342
my nigga

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I'd never evolve him either.

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>>26483094
>>26476746
hell yeah

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>>26476641
My list is huge, but i'll go with Espeon.

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wow it really is a long list, Bibarel and Chimecho are contenders. Need my sleek lizard bro though

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Can't decide.

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>>26476641
This bundle of joy.

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Best bro

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This cheeky fucker.

>>26484099
>vital spirit
You better enjoy running all day and not sleeping.

>>26481071
Sorry, but Breloom isn't capable of flight, underwater movement, and being your steed. Its literally just a walking fungus.

Haunter.

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Or whatever happens to be in my area. I live in close to NASA so maybe i could pick up some sick psychic types or hunt down deoxys or some shit

>>26476641

Salamance

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never ever ;__;

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Never evolve my bro!

Rowlet, piplup, torchic. Done son.

>>26476641
Lugia

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>>26476641
My all time bro, though Rapidash is a close runner up

These are also good
>>26476659
>>26476746
>>26477369
>>26477445

>>26483059
Nice advertisement, faggot.

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>>26476943
I feel you Anon, this design is sick as hell
I would keep him, Breloom and pick rel. Traveling by foot or on Whiscash

>>26485119
quality, my brother

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My baby girl Melo.

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>bro for lyfe
gardevoir

>shoulder mon
ditto

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>>26476641
Tropopopo!!!!

Probably whichever is my first. Which that would be, who knows.

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Time to hack the internet!

>>26485244
Boogie? Is that you?

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>>26476641

>>26485157
MY NIGGA! I still have my Torterra from the third grade. Good times.

>>26485157
Venusaur will fuck torterra up.

Well I'm a tall guy (5'7") so I'd want a big Pokémon to be my buddy. Maybe an Arcanine to ride on.

>>26486041
He didn't say anything about Venusaur?

>>26486041
Ever heard of Earthquake? Poison BTFO

>>26486053
>tall

>>26486053
I'm 5'8 and I'm insecure about my height. Unless your 15 that's short dude.

>>26486053
You can ride a Flareon.

I've always wanted to gun down a zapdos

>>26486109
>5'8
>insecure
I am 5'4. Suck it up buttercup.

>>26476641
axew-haxrous. 10/10 would keep axew as my shoulder mon or haxorus as my ace

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>>26476641
My one and only bro

>>26476659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
MY MAN.

>>26486053
>5'7"
>tall
When will they learn?

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>>26477507
Brutha
>>26477445
>>26476943
>>26480127
>>26480442
>>26480516
>>26482417
>>26485157
Also good choices

Motherfucking Brotad all up in this bitch, there's a reason he's the water WEED Pokemon. We'd blaze the ganja all day.

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Snorlax and Sableye as my shouldermon