OH SHIT

>>26450816
yes! get home quick! lets see whats on it!

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sticking around to see what kind of gay thread OP has in store for us.

'lol i bet itz cursedd xDD'

>>26450816
that cart is in better condition than mine is.

>>26450816
No. You should leave it there. Stealing is wrong...

Take it, you dipshit. Nobody'll miss it.

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>>26450816
>Take own Pokémon Yellow cart
>Place in backyard
>Take photo of it
>Make a bullshit thread on /vp/ about finding it

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>>26450895
>yellow

>>26450895
ha! youre wrong!! its gold!! nimroid!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10294871

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here we go faggots

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>>26450934
guess i'm the hipster that actually thinks stealing is wrong. Foot fetishes are so mainstream.

>>26451019
Post your feet you cuck

>>26451024
>picking up something left on the ground is stealing

???

>>26451019
If these pokemon have weird nick names its probably a kids. you should put an ad out in this case op...

>>26451019
We're waiting nigger

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what's my name boys?

>>26451117
Was there no save data?

>>26451117
You should probably replace the cartridge battery first. G/S/C cartridges are notorious for killing saves.

>>26451117
Check the save file!

If there's no save file, replace the battery, because you've lost the ability to save. First run batteries died around 2006 second run around 2011

>>26451117
So it doesn't even have a save on it? Who gives a shit then.

>>26451117
there was no file already ?

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>>26451117
Based on your camera, it should be potato. Also, wtf no previous save!?!?

>inb4 its haunted

>>26451150
they must have deleted it. or judging by the quality of the cartridge, never played it.

>>26451117
Foot Whore

>>26451173
Or its OP's cartridge

If it isn't haunted I'm out of here.

>>26451173
>judging by the quality of the cartridge

It's a shitty picture. You can only tell that it wasn't chewed on and put in a washing machine.

There's a difference between a worn cart and an abused cart.

>>26451182
Well that's the most likely scenario.

>>26451156
>>26451157
don't have a spare

>>26451208
Most local game stores typically have a way to replace them.
I recommend driving to the nearest one soon as you can.

>>26451208
Then don't make a thread for it fucknut.

>>26451117
Foneblur

Blurry as fuck photo, come on.

>>26451221
>leaving home
>ever
fuck no nigga

>>26451182
>randomly finds gold
>has a gameboy color on demand
Well gee idk anon!

>>26451117
Nutsplug

>>26451239
Sorry that we're not miserable like you.

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>>26451239
You're going to have to someday.

After all, you did go "out for a walk" right?

>>26451244
To be fair, I have a GBC in eyeshot right now.

>>26451117
>there's no existing save data
It's ogre, nothing to see in this thread
Remember to replace the battery before you start playing if you hadn't already, OP

>>26451150
>>26451156
>>26451157
>>26451160
>>26451164
>>26451310
okay niggers I didn't realize you only cared about old saves. deleting thread now.

>>26451343
Kill yourself faggot.

>>26451343
Was only trying to warn you dear OP

>>26451343
wait shit i can't do that

just ignore the thread until it 404s

>>26451365
You're truely a work of art.

>>26451365
Anon...

>OP didn't want to show the old file
>decides to delete thread
Yeah, peeps were right, this guy is only shiting

>can't delete because too much traffic
>so he tells people to not respond anymore
you're real smart, cousin

page 10 save rave

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It's not stealing when it's already your Cartridge, faggot.

>>26452569
coin battery was probably dead, and that's where the save is held.

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>>26451343
>f-faggots couldn't just let me roleplay about me finding my haunted cartridge containing the ghost of my total real ex gf
hahaha fucking faggot

Not even /mlp/ has the amount of pure, constant bullshitting /vp/ has on a regular basis. Alleged Game Freak employees, fake starters, and now this. God, you guys must be bored as fuck.

ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

>>26455691
What I find worse is the agressive shitposting that has been going lately

>le gen 2 has no pokemon because you see them all in gen 3 so gen 3 has 270 pokemon :^)

>>26450816
Just watch out for a potential mud dauber nest.

>>26457912
MAH. MOMMAH TOLD ME TO MAKE SUM FRIENDS OR AHL BE LOONELY

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>>26451343
haha faggot

>>26451343
TRIGGERERI
GG
ER
ED

>>26451343
>find a cartridge on the ground
>make a thread about it
>don't even show what was on the cartridge before you picked it up
How fucking stupid can you be

>>26451343
Batteries dead retard

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>>26451343
>>26451365
You brought this upon yourself. /vp/ was patient enough to give you the benefit of the doubt and try to inform you of how to save, how to replace the battery, etc. even if they knew that this thread would only dissolve into some shitty creepypasta or other bullshit attempt at "humor".

Instead of going along with the courteous advice and suggestions while letting the thread and its reactions play out spontaneously as any clever and determined OP should, you blow it back in everyone else's faces and insult them for not following lockstep in whatever preconceived path you imagined this thread and their reactions to take. Then you display how little knowledge you have of the site itself as well as of human nature, by trying to "punish" /vp/ for having different conceptions on how the thread should play out by trying to delete the thread (under the implication that they would give a single shit), only to realize that the thread can't be deleted once an hour has passed. You then, still under the assumption that /vp/ will bend to the ways of OP, declare that everyone will ignore the thread.

I don't know how plainly I have to spell it out for you, but this combination of arrogance, ignorance, and puerility can only suggest an underage b& or a clinging newfag. I don't know what the hell you expected, but if it was to entertain /vp/ or start a new meme, you, and only you, shot yourself in the foot.

>>26459820

What you say is true, but its time to stop bumping this gay ass thread.

>>26451046

fuck off.

>>26459820
This.

Also, what song did you molest your Greninja plush to today?

>>26459926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBbigtfCWs

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Bump.

what happened op

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It's not screencap-worthy, but why the fuck not.

Also, sage.

>>26461073
>>26460884
>>26459926
>>26459836
>>26459820
>>26459696
>>26458243
>>26458169
>>26455691
>>26455634
>>26455528
>>26452569
>>26451381

well fuck you then, i just wanted to fucking show you guys my game and you call me gay and a dumbass

eat shit, youre lucky i cant ban your aborted asses on here.

>>26461154
E D G E
Time for a nap, kiddo. You're getting cranky.

>>26461186
how about i post my thread on fucking /v/

maybe theyll actaully participate unlike you stupid assjacks

>>26461154
faggot

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>>26461154
>being this triggered

>>26461206
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, kid. Come back after you hit puberty and let us know how it went.

>>26461206
>thinking /v/ won't be even more ruthless
hoo, boy.

>>26461238
How long before he posts this on reddit? 5, 10 minutes?

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>it's an "op pretends to be an oblivious fuck to make an ebic reaction pic dump thread" episode

>>26461154
>Show you guys MY game

OP confirmed for literal shit.g

uh guys, i just remembered i was banned from /v/ yesterday

ill just post it to /b/ instead then.

>>26461341
http://boards.4c
han.org/b/thread/686000604#bottom

here you go, anyone who actually wants fun can jion, otherwise, fuck off

>>26461341
>/b/
>a board moving at the speed of light
>getting replies
>getting the positive attention you didn't get here
Stop baiting, pls.
Remember to sage.

>>26461391
>he can't crossboard reply
>>>/b/686000604
Stay there.

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>>26461391

>>26461073
>>26461154
Great job, you will have a place in the history of /vp/ after all since I will be spreading the screencap of this travesty you call a thread. You will be known for ages as the gigantic faggot you are.

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>>26461391
>OP's thread failed again

Not even /b/ wanted to deal with his shit.

>>26461550
Please don't. Just let it be forgotten just like every other thing OP has attempted in his pathetic life.

goddamn all you prissy little fuckwits, i just wanted to play pokemon with you and make an epic thread and you have to go and make me seem like some fucking jackass who should be killed for trying to have fun with you

all you slimy jackasses are the shit of humaity, destroying whatever enjoyment we have out of life and trying to be friendly

keep masturbating to shit and cats while i fucking go and become a game designer or a policeman or something, then i can laugh at you faggots as you suck my teats, begging for me to protectyou or give you your next pathetic game to fap to

success is the best revenge, and i wont leave this place until all of you know that

>>26461680
Show us the save.

>>26461680
We don't care

>>26461154
but why would anyone even care about your game?
It's not like it's any special
And people didn't start telling you off before you showed how sensitive and new you were when you were insulted by people telling you to check the old savefile
besides, you called us "niggers" before we called you anything

And that reaction just made it look like you were going to post some sort of RP stuff about a spooky haunted cartridge or something

>>26461680
>keep masturbating to cats

Well I wasn't really going to but the cat pictures have me feeling frisky so I think I'll go do that just for you.

>>26461695
im not getting a battery for you faggots anymore why should i try to give you stuff when you treat me like shit

>>26461680
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /vp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>26461742
yeah right you fucking nigger i wonder how many dicks your mother would have to suck just to get your ged

>>26461680
you can still salvage the thread

post your feet

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>>26461680
>while I fucking go and become a game designer
stopped reading there.
This is obviously a fake post. Nice try, anon, OP has probably been gone for hours.

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>>26461680

>>26461763
>>26461767
fuck you, i dont give a shit if you think i'm fake or not

it doesnt make you any less dumb for posting here to begin with

>>26461753
We get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

>>26461783
post more litten porn

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>>26461783

>>26461550
Don't forget to capture the /b/ thread, minus the shit of course.

>>26461772
This moment had me laughing my ass off when I was a kid.

>>26461783
post your feet you slut

>>26461789
>>26461805
>>26461796

what kind of fucking point of view do you think i have? the only thing i want to say now is this board wears on my goddamn nerves

why should i even bother? youll still be here while i'm off going to get a nobel prize or some shit

>>26461833
all I wanted was some more litten porn

Seriously though I get the impression that OP thought gold was hard to come by or something. Is that what led to this thread's existence?

>>26461833
>while i'm off going to get a nobel prize or some shit

holy shit I kekd

>>26461868
Kathy sounds like a cunt. Probably why everyone ignored her.

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>>26461868
enjoy your ban

>>26461154
Well, it'd be one thing if you started off the thread like, "Okay guys, gonna do a Gold run blah blah blah" but you were implying that you found the game outside, so of course people are expecting to see a save file with material. You just... You just kinda flopped on this one. Maybe better luck next time (if you learned from your mistake)?

>>26461680
>epic thread
Kill yourself immediately.

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>>26461154\
Uh-Oh we got a badass over here.
Why would we play along with your gay ass sp00ky cartrage mystery?
Consider this:
Maybe the reason we call you a faggot is because you fucking act like one.
Just some food for thought.

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>>26451365
Okay, I honestly thought the thread ended here.
But I come back a day later and holy shit, what a miracle this thread turned out to be.
I don't know what point there would be for capping this, but this is worth archiving somehow.

>>26462071
i fucking exited the thread hoping that some people with a brain might actually want to try and participate in the thread the next day, and instead I come back today and i get the same five or ten cretins trying to hijack my thread and use it as some twisted bullyy tool

how about you pick on some other ops, i bet they're just as willing to put up with your shit

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>>26461154

>>26461972
>>26461972
fuck you and your gay lion cock, dumbass

I also had no idea what was on the cart, stop trying to pretend like i'm some magical God or fortune teller or shhit

>>26462106
I get that there's no way you're serious, and probably aren't even the original OP, but thanks for making this thread interesting.

>>26461895
how would i know that everyone wanted an old save

I just wanted to play the game, not go on a fetch quest like a slave

i'm going to tell my friend that his site he told me about is gay, and probably tell all of my friends that this shitty site is full of deadbeats.

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>>26462197
don't forget degenerates

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>>26461868
Why do you keep doing this? What does this bring to you? What kind of possible happiness, self-fulfillment or even fun can you possibly draw from such a meaningless activity? The problem isn't just you shitposting, it's also you displaying signs of mental disease. If you are happy shitposting like you do just because you don't like a thread about something or because you enjoy trying to spite people who like what you don't, it's an obvious case of social rejection and personality disorder, as well as complex of inferiority because drawing pleasure from being an ass to people who don't enjoy what you do means that you just want to feel better than them out of self-praising. This kind of blatant personality disorder causes trouble in society and I seriously hope you are currently shitposting from a white cell for the good of the few people (namely, your mother who, before that, still had to take care of your 35-year-old dirty weeb ass).
Stop trying to spite people and try to focus more on what you like, everyone will win like this.

Sincerely,

An anon

>>26461206
Or just go to Reddit where you faggots belong.

>>26462129
Just give up and praise the sun with meh nigga.
>>26461680
Do an anons play pokemon thread. I used too see them a lot. Oh god the edge is real. This is what happens when a normal bully victim in elementary school goes to 4chan.
>They make a dumb thread
>Get pissed off when it implodes
>And become the laughing stock of that board for a while.
>>26461742
To be fair i'd probably suck you off too. He doesn't even get that. Leave the pissing to him.

>>26461206
4chan really isn't your thing if you cry this easily.

>>26461680
You seem upset.

>>26462351 >>26462352
whatever fuckface, the only reason you would ever post on 4chan is so that no one has to see your pathetic face and name floating around here

i think i just understand now, why 4chan is so full of jackasses. they're all pussy whiny tinkle babies who cant show their ugly faces around on any real website or in life comversation, so they just post here so they can act like shit and get away with it

bullies only act like bullies because they're insecure, and who can be more insecure than someone who yells at other people on the internet without a name?

maybe why all of you dont want to have a reputation anywhere is because it would be shit brown, which is why you post here, shitface

>>26462403
you seem mentally challenged

>>26462320
nice paste, what part of the mayo clinic website did you get it from

>>26461154
>youre lucky i cant ban your aborted asses on here.
That's why you Redditfags should stay there.

>>26462413
>bullies only act like bullies because they're insecure, and who can be more insecure than someone who yells at other people on the internet without a name?

Nigga what. Haven't you spent the entire thread doing exactly this?

>>26462482
fuck you, i'm only doing it to harm people who already chose to be stupid

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>>26462496
>I'm only pretending to be retarded!

>>26462439
I dunno, you tell me.

So, this is a cringe thread now right?
Someone's been saving OP posts for a collage I hope.

>>26462413
Welcome to real life, face it. We don't want to play your game. Period. Not everybody is forced to agree with you.
Now change your diapers and go on.

>>26462507
that's not what i said at all

>>26462536
>>26462496
>>26462413
Here's a nice Pokemon comic for you to read.
https://e6(delete)21.net/po(delete)st/show/781992/

>>26462422
You're bad at retorts, if that's all you can muster.

>>26462560
what the holy fuck is wrong with you, if i wanted to see a frog get its legs torn off, i would have gone to france

in fact, that gives me an idea.... tearing off your legs seems like an appetizing though to this....

>>26462570
i don't have to come up with clever comebacks if i'm already saying the truth

Is anyone screencapping this thread?
I'm too lazy to do that.

>>26462534
you don't want to play pokemon? why the hell are you on a pokemon website then? are you a sneaky vulture waiting to strike any happy person that comes down here?

>>26462598
Answer honestly. How old are you?
You can't be a day over 15.

>>26462628
Yes

>>26462629
i turned 21 two months ago, but thats not any of your business.

why are you trying to say i'm 15? are you 15? are you 5?

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>all these anons telling OP he's an underage newfag
>while all of them are falling into OP's "I'm really super angry"obvious bait

>>26462709
you're right, i'm not that angry anymore, i just feel satisfied in trying to shove these goddamn cretins into the shitty sewer hole hole they belong in.

i'll use as many curses or insults as i need, thank you very much.

This was an entertaining thread. You know it's a good thread when there is at least one frog posted a good while after the thread is up and going

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>>26462642
>>26462663
BINGO! We got an underage here!

Great thread.

>>26462751
glad you like seeing these idiots getting blown out.

do you want me to continue my game?

Ikuze here.

What's going on?

>>26462766
Go for it OP. It's 2016, the year of our lord and savior Popplio. Don't let these degenerates bring you down.

>>26462766

on second thought, its probably best to wait for all the jackasses to leave so that they dont ruin my thread again.

>>26462793
Time to bump it to oblivion?

>>26462413
Lol ok. Im gonna be honest with ya bro, that shit doesn't work here.
>>26462598
Please seek help.
>>26462496
Nigga you ain't harming anyone.
>>26462618
Dude there's so much shit in this thread. That would be a huge undertaking. And im just so god damn lazy to do it.

>>26462803
ill just make another thread when you guys are asleep so that none of you horse asses show your faces in it.

until then, i have plenty of time to stay in this thread in here, toying with these assholes until they disappear in the shadows again.

i also might post to /v/ once my ban is done

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>>26451343
Kek, dumbass.

>>26462839
i would punch you in your stupid face and cunt if you were here in front of me.

>>26462891
are you 9

guys, you are giving me a hard time here, i just realized that i dont want to become a bully myself, even if it is against other bullies themselves

can you just let me post my game and anyone who wants to stay can stay and have fun, while those do dont like it dont have to look? it's only common sense.

of course, i'm beginning to appreciate my new darkness quite a bit, if it means i can take out some of you dolts with me...

>>26462663
you must be 18+ to post here.

>>26462917
what i'm saying is that i will forget everything if you let me, but i have no problem with continuing this either...

>>26462915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWkRToFYdDE

>>26462917
"my new darkness" l o l

>>26462915
>>26462915
you know what? this is it. this is the fucking post that puts me over the fucking edge. you think i'm a goddamn joke, don't you? that i'm a little fucking bitch

fine. i'll just go fucking kill myself. i can't stand it, i just can't fucking stand it anymore

>>26462161
It's just the way you started the thread and worded things. It hints that you found a deserted game and were going to check out what the original owner previously caught or whatever. That, or it sounded like you were going to do some creepypasta shit. Just poor execution.

>>26462917
God, stop talking as if you hold some moral high ground. You're on enemy territory, so just shut the fuck up and don't tell others what THEY should do when it's you who's obviously in the wrong.

>>26462951
fuck off, you're not me. i'm not a pussy ass bitch who tries to kill himself like you.

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>oh hey i wonder what's happening here
>open thread

>>26462962
says the guy picking on some random guy trying to have fun on the internet

suuuuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeee........

>>26462963
fuck off, faker. don't you fucking dare try to ruin my fucking thread. little fucking bitch, go suck your mom's cow tits.

>>26462963
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Why is he arguing with himself now?

>>26462982
no, you fuck off you god damn faking piece of shit. i swear to god if i knew where any of you faggots live i'd gut you and hang you with your lower intestines

>>26462982
>>26462998
shut up. shut the fuck up. now i've got people trying to pretend like theyre me and to try and make me look like some girly faggot who cant stand a single bad word.

if i catch anyone trying to pretend like they're me outside, ill call the fucking cops.>>26463003
fuck you

>>26463015
holy shit, i'm not that screwed up

>>26463020
Maybe you should turn the internet off and take a nappy.

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>>26463020
>if i catch anyone trying to pretend like they're me outside, ill call the fucking cops
haha what

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>>26461680
>Being this mad
Calm down son.

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Keep this thread pokemon related. Let's dump our reactions to this thread and OP.

>>26450816
Give it back, Tyrone

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>open thread
>this

>>26463045
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>>26463083
stop giving me these images, are you too fucking stupid and uncreative to come up with your own comebacks?

i bet these dumb faces are what you really look like, or much worse, or your mom

>>26463106
show us your feet

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>>26463106

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>>26463106
I don't really have any reaction images but you can have this if you really want it.

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Can we just have a nice shota thread?
Gold a cute.

how to delete thread

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>>26463106

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>>26463141

i know i shouldnt use caps, but STOP USING THESE FACES WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAVE ALL THIS FUCKING FACE SHIT TO THEIR COMPUTER

LOSERS

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>>26463160
literally OP

>>26451343
>This mad about shitt rp thread

I didn't realise we were pokemon amino here

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>>26463141
Let's just have an Absol thread since you can't have one without mods deleting it anyway.

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>>26463160

>>26463168
this shit makes me want to fucking tear my own fucking face off
>>26463178
i bet absol is your girlfriend, loser

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Let's put this to vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10303894

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>>26463160

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>>26463160
I just wanted to talk about shotas.

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>>26463189
If only I could be so lucky.

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>>26463178
Absol is my favourite Pokemon, and I wish furfags were purged from the board with fire

http://www.strawpoll.me/10206291

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>>26463189

THATS IT

IM GONNA GET ALL OF MY FUCKING FRIENDS AND WE ARE GOING TO SPAM THIS SHITTY SITE SO THAT NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE ANY MORE FUN EVER

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO RUIN MY THREAD, ILL FUCKING RUIN YOUR WEBSITE AND ALL OF YOUR THREADS AND ALL OF YOUR CULTURE AND ALL OF YOUR STUPID FACES

HASTA LA VISTA BABY

>>26463230
heh, he can't even spell pasta, what a nerd

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>>26463230

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>>26463230
Christ

>>26463230
>there's no way that they'll be able to have fun if the entire board is ablaze with shitposting
You have no idea how this place works.

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>>26463230

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>>26463178

>>26463230
BETTER YET, ILL GET ANONYMOUS TO FUCK YOU UP, LATER FUCK FACES

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>>26463281

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>>26463230
>mfw

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>>26463230
>>26463281

I really do hope someone is screencapping this autismo.

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and then op remembered he had no friends.

>>26463281
>>>/b/686028767

LATER

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>>26463364
The absolute madman.

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>>26463364

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Where is the goddamn screencap?

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God damn, this one even trumps the fake leak thread we had a while back (the one with the literal pizzas).

>>26463384
>>26463394
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>>26463429

haha keep laughing, bitches

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>>26463364
>i want you to fuck up /vp/
my sides

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ANONYMOUS HERE. WE CAME TO DESTROY THIS SITE AND SAVE OUR FRIEND, DAMIAN.

WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION
WE DON'T FORGET
WE DON'T FORGIVE
EXPECT US.

>>26463429
I must have missed that one. Screencap?

>>26463454
Look it's op

>>26463454
hahaha, YES. what do you think we should do? how? i don't want to just destroy them without them feeling any punishment, i want to drrrraaaaggg out the torture.

>>26463490
ayy lmao

This thread is fun

>>26463490
DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND. WE WILL HACK EVERY COMPUTER THAT ENTERS TO THIS SITE TO GET THEIR IP's AND WE ARE GOING TO REPORT THEM TO THE GOVERMENT OF USA.

YOU WILL REGRET THIS, /vp/.

>>26463530
I'm the FBI faggot, get out

>>26463530
how do you do this? can you teach me?

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op is dumb but this is cute!

>>26463547
I'M A PROFESSIONAL HACKER, YOU MUST STUDY IN THE DEEP WEB AND PRACTICE BY YOURSELF.


NOW I'M GOING TO WORK, SO I WON'T REPLY TO YOU OR ANYONE ANYMORE.

FAREWELL, DAMIAN. FUCK YOU, /vp/.

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He actually made a thread on /pol/.
The absolute madman.

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>>26450816

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>>26463546
FBI, I'm CIA.

>>26463588
link

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>>26463546
You're deader than a doornail nailed in a door 3 times over until the papa calls home, motherfucker! You wanna fuck with me? You wanna fuck with ME? M.E. stands for Murderous and Enraged. That's deadly combo. A combo for the ages and the ages for the combo. My combination is 666, so you know I'm sending you to hell. FUCK WITH ME AND DEATH COMES WITH YOUR WORDS! My fists are lethal weapons of the 9th kind, and that's not something of a force of to be reckoned with! Reckon with the devil and I reckon you're dead! Come on, throw up your fists, cause I'm the first fist flying at the fastest fury! I'm the stone that the builder refused, crafted into a tower of unbelievable strength! You're dealing with a deal with death, motherfucker! Don't fuck with the harbinger, or you might get your little ham-sandwich smacked through the roof! Fuck you.

Beatemup Sam, out...

>>26463588
Seriously? Where?

>>26463600
>>>/pol/75002687
It was deleted almost instantaneously so it's gone now.

>>26463599
Oh wow, you sure are a Big Guy!

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>>26463629
>deleted so fast it didn't archive.

Came here because of assmad OP
>>>/b/686028767

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I actually worried about this board quality. Have you read any late night threads recently? How about the Ashnime threads? They are nothing but Facebook-tier normalfags. Can you imagine what would happen if those posters get used to this site?
I mean, normalfag have always been here, but the thing now is that no one say anything.
Dozens of threads filled with:
>"my friends"
>emoticon users
>"why are you so mean?"
>"gosh, stop trying to fit in"
>exclamation marks
>"dude, you should get out more"
>"so I and my friend"
>"this is so sad :c"
>"lol yeah"
>"did you see the new update on facebook? i'm so fucking hype!!!"

And so on. It's sickening

>>26463629
goddammit whoever fucking told me to post to pol should dunk their head in the toilet

I got BANNED FOR TWO WEEKS FROM ALL BOARDS. and for what? RAIDING. AFTER YOU RAIDED MY THREAD. I HAVE TO POST FROM MY FRIENDS HOUSE NOW. FUCK YOU.

>>26463450
i just wanted to thank you for this sayaka reaction pic, i don't have enough of her

>>26463684
kek

>>26463675
Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.

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>>26463684
Fuck it you know what?
No more Mr. Nice Guy, I come in your threads and I post so that you think someone gives a damn about your stupid worthless so called "life" well this is the end of the fucking line. From now on im gonna make your message board life a living hell and you cant do anything about it except burn, and if someone comes to put the fire out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green light,faggot.

>>26463707
>aroara boaryalice

9/10 saving this pasta

>>26463684
You have to be 18 to use this website

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>>26463675
post Sakura

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>>26463734

>>26463707
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

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>>26463684
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>26463707
>Aroara Boaryalice.
Actually laughed out loud.

>Lambergini
I may have been jealous if you had a Lamborghini but instead I'm impressed you can drive pasta.

>>26463734

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Just screen cap this whole thread and slap it in a sticky called "what not to do on /vp/"

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>>26463020
How dare you try and fake me bitch. Anyone who doesn't like me will burn in hell, your ashes will scream for water!

So when I started screencapping this thread went insanely fast. For that reason im not capping the newer ones with the lone exception being at the end.
http://imgur.com/a/sicgp
Feel free to do what you want with these.
I'll be adding comments and updating so refresh if that interests you.

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>>26463777
Is Sakura flipping us off?

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>>26463777
Have any waifu fantasys recently /vp/? I just had one about mine (Diancie)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Diancie. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Diancie called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

Thanks OP, you made my night

>>26463460
Seems like no one capped it.

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>>26463811
Hold a card in between your fingers so the back of it is facing away. Are you flipping someone off?
Is CCS worth the watch? Haven't watched it since it was on tv years back.

>>26463874
Aww well

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>>26463885
It's literally the greatest anime of all time.

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>>26463885
I couldn't tell you, I still need to watch it myself. Sakura is super qt tho, and /a/ is a good source for images.

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>>26463907
OP...

>>26463907
Dont know who you arr but you are a faggot

>>26463907
Are you new OP? You're clearly underage, but are you new?

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>see thread before it became shit
>thought it was gonna be one of those shitty creepy pasta saves muh old games ekz deee
>ignored it
>sudden 260+ posts
>check thread
>its all about OP whining

wew lads

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>>26463907
Is this ironing?

>>26463968
>that forum you were a frequent member of 10 years ago
>still use the same username today
fuck i know that one

>>26463968
i hope that this is proof i'm not some random guy who just dropped by one day

i was ONE OF YOU.

my friend introduced me to this site two years ago, i lurked only until about a month ago and you guys try to shun me again.

>>26463919
>>26463929
Just found out the manga is getting a sequel starting next month. So that cool I guess

>>26463874
http://imgur.com/a/sicgp

>>26464020
thats why i originally wanted to post this to /v/, because /v/ has been the only board i haven't been rejected from, whether i lurk or post!

>>26464041
Is there one of the pizza thread?

>>26464020
obviously you need to lurk moar faggot, it seems you have no clue how things work. Whining about "buh, nobody likes muh dank thread". For fucks sake, the topic wasn't even related to the board whatsoever.
Also, you must be atleast 18 years of age to use this site

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>>26464029
Make sure you read/watch the original before that. And I mean do both because they're different. The anime has some extra content and some kick ass OPs and EDs, but it ends before the manga does.

>>26464089
I don't know. Nor do I know what you are refurring to. Sorry.

>>26464085
That's because /v/ is the epitome of shitposting, right where you belong.

>>26464096
OH MY GOD STOP POSTING YOUR SHITTY GIRL SHIT
LITERALLY NO ONE CARES

>>26464085
That's why though. /v/ crossposters are universally despised by every single other board, because they're terrible and super easy to identify.

>>26464096
I'm aware the anime has more content, more cards at least, but thanks for the heads up about the manga, Anon.

you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.
this is 4chan, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.
you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

>>26464117
i guess ill just stay on /v/ when my ban finishes, then. i can still lurk as much as I want. at least they care about video games more than you do.

>>26464111
Oh well. At least we got this one covered.

I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.
I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.
I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.
I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.
I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.
I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.
I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads addicted to oxy.
I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.
If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.
But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.

>>26464141
did your fucking mom tuck you in with that story or what

or did your college professor mumble it into your ear as he sexually raped you

>>26464163
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD IM DYING!! WHAT IS AIR?! I CANT BREATHE!! SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! BEND ME OVER AND FUCK ME TWO WAYS 'TILL SUNDAY IM DYING! OH SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CAN NEVER LISTEN TO RAP AGAIN!! JESUS..JESUS IM DYING!!!!

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I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for this 6 star thread.

>>26464173
u mad bro?

he mad

>>26464146
That's precisely what you should do.

>>26464146
Explain to me exactly what this thread had to do with video games, or even Pokemon for that matter? I suggest you take refuge elsewhere, Tumblr perhaps, since it seems that you can't deal with not fitting in or being disagreed with.

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>this ENTIRE thread

>>26464146
Yes, please stay there, and never come back

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>>26464181
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>26464187
or maybe ill just do the opposite out of spite, I can still lurk here. i can still post at my friends house. my friends can post whenever they want to. think about it.

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>26463907
So you're admitting to evading bans using your friend's IP?
Does your friend also use 4chan?

>>26464248
moot doesn't control 4chan no more, now the owner is Hiroshima Nagasaki

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>>26463801
There is still plenty of OP's posts and /vp/'s reactions to screencap. Are you still up to it?

>>26464268
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

>>26464263
he was the one who introduced it to me, remember? he probably browsed for five years or more

>>26464277
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>26464294
Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

>>26464292
Yeah, I remember that one unnamed kid who browsed for five years. Is his asshole still as tight as I remember?

>>26464303
Says the one who's hiding behind a screen with a profile pic that isn't you, haha talk about having balls when you look like a faggot yourself and not putting a profile pic of yourself on just to show the world how you're insecure about being a faggot then saying it to someone else, listen you fat fuck take the piss out of another lowlife, or even better someone that is as much of a bitch as you

>>26464315
i'm gonna pretend that you never said that for the sake of your health...

dealing with anonymous is a different story, asscheek.

>>26463734
What would Sakura's team be?

>>26464329

you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

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>>26461073
>It's not screencap worthy

If only you knew, anon...

>>26464334
>i'm gonna pretend that you never said that for the sake of your health...
You don't know who you're fuckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch cock that I'm gonna ram up your ass.

>>26464334
Oh no, you're gonna get anonymouse to beat me up? I'm so sorry OP, I'll do whatever you want. How many blowjobs do you wish master? one? fifteen? Just let me know, I'll do anything as long as you don't get anonymoose after me.

>>26464351
I fucking remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a dick in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same fucking phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty whore~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick cum in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Aaaaaaaand bump limit reached. It was a fun ride, lads.

See ya in another troll thread.

Hi

>>26464367
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>26464363
yeah right, you're probably 216 pounds overweight and your cock recedes 11 inches inwards so you have to fuck backwards, but i have little concern for your puny, mortal life

>>26464367
Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.

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It was fun. Till next time!

>>26464370
>was
We're in the lightning round now. This thread doesn't die for another 7 pages!

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SOMEBODY DRAWFAG OR WRITEFAGGOTRY THIS SHIT

I DONT KNOW WHAT SPECIFICALLY, JUST DO SOMETHING