Gotta catch 'em all!

>>26400635
>How does /vp/ feel about this real life Pokemon master?

He obviously injects.

>no tigerfish mon

sausage gamefreak

Who's that River Monster?

It's... a catfish, again

>>26402085
To be fair there's like a million different kinds of them and they pretty much all turn into fucking monsters

>>26400635
>>26400635
>He's got a degree in zoology, a postgraduate teaching certificate in biological sciences and is allowed to teach
>He's been detained as a spy, threatened at gunpoint and survived a plane crash
>He has been at it for ages
This guy's could be a pokemon professor. If only he was named after a tree.

>>26402249
There's a kind of saddle tree, the frame that a saddle is built around, called a Wade tree.

>>26402373
Then from this day forth, he is a full fledged pokemon professor.

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>>26400635
FISH ON

what would his team be?

>>26404699
M-Gyarados, Whiscash, Milotic, Sharpedo, Lanturn, and Basculin.

>>26404699
Relicant
Gyarados
Milotic
Stunfisk
Whiscash
Kyogre

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>mfw Fish On

>>26404699
Anything you could fish up. Anything. Capatcha select all the rivers.

>>26400635
>>26400635
literally who?

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>>26406047
>Capatcha select all the rivers.
I laughed way more than I should.