>he doesn't work out with his Pokemon

literally no one on this board lifts/runs or cares about their health.

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Also aren't Bergmite heavy?

>>26395028
I think more do then you think. Seen a lot in "what pokemon are you" thread. I care for health and working out... so should you and all the other neckbeards.

>>26395028
>tfw went to the gym once in january and that was it
I hate exercise, healthy food and love pizza. ;_;

>>26395031
219.4lbs.
Avalugg is 1113.3lbs

>tfw my theory about Wulfric being a lifter is true

can we post more Wulfrics

>>26395060
>He lifts in the 1000lb club
Nice

>>26395031
>100kg
yo dude wulfric's buff as hell

how come a fat guy could be so /fit/

why ice type in anime so OP
when it so fking bad in game

>>26395107
not bound by game rules/maths

mirin'

>>26395093

Have you ever seen powerlifters and strongmen with flat washboard abs?

>>26395093
it's called strongfat mode
there's solid muscle under all that fat

>>26395107
I love what wulfric says - Y'know what? Ice is both extremely hard and terribly fragile at the same time. You know what that means? Depending on which Pokémon you choose and what moves they use, I could be your most challenging opponent yet or I could be a total pushover. But that's all right. That's how it should be! Anyway, enough of my rambling! Let's get this show on the road!"

>>26395028
I do, I'm military law enforcement, so aside from the requisite morning PT I do my best to keep a fit form and eat healthy.

That being said, I'm curious, what pokemon would I be?

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>>26395019
>>26395031
that's my handsome husbando for you.

>>26395028
i lift, currently benching lmao1plate for reps

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>>26395028
Kek, ok fat neckbeard-kun

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>>26395028
Speak for yourself you fucking fatty.

>>26395051
You know, you still exercise and eat as much pizza as you want. Don't let dieting ruin your love for any food.

>>26396081
>lampshading excuses poor game mechanics

Pretty much, in fact exercising should give you incentive to eat.

>>26395028
I run. Occasionally.

>>26395028
Bull. Jump rope and lift everyday. Used to swim before I got swamped with work.

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>>26395019
>not showing him doing push-ups

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>>26395028
Not true, it's just a myth that people think people here are lazy. Anyway, it's not hard to spend like an hour a day for a workout.

>>26395028
I cycle 8 miles a day, 5 days a week.

>>26395093
That's pretty much the standard built for power lifters.

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>>26396612
but would their bellies wobble if they slap them

>bara and loli always together

every fucking time

>>26396647
Yes. Depends on how much fat they put on though.

>>26396647
Yes. It's still fat, even if there's a lot of muscle underneath.

>>26396647
His size is perfect for being a strongman.

why is he only wearing a wifebeater, won't he get cold

>>26396741
Thick fat

>>26395028
>literally no one on this board lifts/runs or cares about their health.
Speak for yourself you overweight neckbeard faggot

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>>26396741
nigga he meditates through them

>>26396741
More muscle mass means more heat generated by exertion, subtle implication that he's a brick shithouse under the flab

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>>26396713
He is like Zydrunas.

>>26396822
would smother his belly with my face

>Using you pokemon as workout equipment

This isn't what God made them for.

>>26396837
>Pokedex mentions that Machop use Geodude as barbells
It actually is.

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I find it weird that a man shown to be somewhat hairy has no pit hair.

>>26395019
I want /fit/ to kill yourself

question

is there bara Avalugg art

>>26396850
The budget is a plate of rice probably as ever, why would animators bother and draw shit no one wants to see anyway?

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>>26395019
>you will never have your face forcefully smothered with his round, rock-hard bellywhile his deep voice verbally berates how pathetic you are

>>26396863
>he thinks no one wants to see pit hair

also the episode has budget, in fact even next week and the one after

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>>26396858

>>26396876
Pit hair is typically seen as "dirty". Especially in Japan. Hell, they hardly even draw nipples on dudes.

>>26395051
Did you get the badge tho?

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>>26395028
/fit/izen here. I pick things up, them I put zem' down.

>>26395019
That guy's a bear.

Then again, it would make sense for an ice specialist to train constantly to keep their heat up. The blubber is just insurance.

>>26395031
>Bonnie wants to be Stronk
Well, there's your timeskip fuel.

>>26395019
Fuck that's a hot daddy bear

>>26395028
You tried. I lift and do yoga

>>26396846
and Gravelers and sometimes Golems are medicine balls to them.

>>26395031
How cute is she with that slurp puff coat omg

>>26396865
Don't make me feel sad.

>>26395028
>implying

>>26396071
Yeah, he's almost bear mode

>>26398752

Almost? Bear doesn't mean morbidly obese.

It's also mainly about body hair.

>>26395028
I just walked the Berwickshire Coastal Path. 30 miles over rugged coastline over two days.

>>26395019
>>26395031
>>26396340
>>26396787

Cage match between Wulfric and Crasher Wake when?

>>26398879
>Starts off as a normal cage match
>Wulfric has the upper hand due to having mad gains
>Overpowers him, bends him over and inserts his penis in Crasher Wake's bara hole
>Big despite his phat
>pounds him and fills him full of cold cummies
>Crasher Wake's bara hole frosts over and Wulfric is declared the winner

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>>26398936

>cummies

>>26395028
I lift 3 times a week and run in between, not everyone is a fat piece of shit like you

>>26398879
I'm more interested in Wulfric vs. Drayden.

>>26399851
Drayden is a hipster

>>26399932
No, he's the Spartan Mayor

>>26395019
How the fuck did Abomasnow's Snow Warning last the entire battle. Weather only lasted the whole battle in Gen 5 before it was nerfed in Gen 6.

>>26395028
holy shit this is awesome bait

>>26400397
Prove him wrong.

>>26395028
>mfw I work in a bar and lift kegs for a living

>>26398936
lewd