If Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon, why aren't all Pokemon

>>26390025
If Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon, why can't all Pokemon learn Crabhammer? Checkmate Mewtists.

>Implying manipulating fire, water and the elements isn't caused by telekinetic ability
>Implying psychic type isn't just using aura

Why aren't all humans black?

>>26390174
not every one is perfect

>>26390120
>Lucario

>>26390189
All living things can use aura, just in different ways. People and Pokemon use aura thanks to Mew

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>>26390180
thanks man

>>26390025
there are still pokemon that learn psychic for no discernible reason, like machamp

>>26390025
Why aren't you a nigger?

>>26390231
My bf got me that for valentines day

>>26390025

If Arceus is the creator of everything how did he get captured in a human created pokeball?

Check mate theists.

If Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon, why are there still Mews? Checkmate Atheists.

If Rhydon was the first pokemon, why is he an evolution? Checkmate wathever.

>>26390025
mew should be normal- type
there, fixed

>>26390025

Evolution = change.

>>26390342
Some Mew didn't evolve into other Pokémon.

>>26390625
It was first Pokémon programed in the games. It is not the first Pokémon in Pokémon lore.

>>26390812
They are perfect as they.

>>26390327
Arceus is not omnipotent and omniscience.

And Arceus isn't a male or a female.

>>26391300
actually i think that distinction goes to Ryhdon

>>26391341
Fuck off, Mewtist.

>>26393217
Can't you read. I was talking about Ryhdon from the beginning.

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how much time before "THAT GUY" shows up?